Chapter 516 Xiaoerlang, open the door, I know you are at home! 【Ask for monthly ticket】


Chapter 516 Xiaoerlang, open the door, I know you are at home! [Asking for monthly votes]

"The Great Sage must not argue with the True Lord Qingyuan Miaodao, so as not to damage the harmony."

When he heard that Wukong was going to Guanjiangkou, Zhang Daoling quickly gave instructions. , Two days ago, the empress said that Yang Jian, the Erlang God, was someone she could win over. If Wukong started a fight with him over a disagreement, there would be no room for relaxation.

Wukong put two boxes of bananas on his shoulders, waved his hands and said:

"I, Old Sun, are the kind of person who can't carry it clearly...Old Zhang, if Erlangshen joins the team of Buddhist scriptures, what's the point? Is there any benefit to us? ”

Zhang Daoling:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Then the monsters and ghosts along the way are not allowed to move thousands of miles away overnight?

He deduced and said:

“Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun may not have time to leave for fourteen years, but the Great Sage can try to ease the relationship with him and put the claims of our Wa Palace Make it clear and let him do more good things for the people."

"Okay, then I, Sun, will go."

Wukong made a somersault cloud and disappeared in an instant.

The Great Sage is really a man of action... Zhang Daoling waved his hand, and there were stone tables, stone stools, tea tables, charcoal stoves and other items next to him, as well as a complete set of tea sets:

"In front of His Royal Highness the Holy Son I will be given some bags of black tea named Jin Junmei in the next few days. Xuanzang can taste it together. If you like it, I will share some with you.”

“Thank you, Heavenly Master, and thank you, Your Highness!”
< br>As soon as Xuanzang sat down, executive director Ji Zang and assistant director Di Ting from the directing team appeared:

"Why are you stalling again... What are you doing here, brother Taoist?"

Zhang Daoling waved the whisk, and the brewed tea was automatically poured into the cup:

"Wukong heard about the world of gods. With the new changes, I went to Guanjiangkou to visit Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun with a gift... This is the golden eyebrow gifted by His Royal Highness the Holy Son. Try it and it tastes good."

Ksitigarbha sat down and held it. Holding the cup and smelling it:

“It is indeed good tea.”

Hearing the word "good tea", Di Ting quickly transformed into a boy in white and asked for a cup from Zhang Daoling:

"Tianshi Tianshi, are Erlangshen going to join the team of scripture collectors? If so, then I will Can we play with Xiaotian again?"

Ksitigarbha looked at this guy speechlessly:

"Yang Jian needs to deal with human affairs, and he has to take the Six Friends of Meishan and Caotou God to conquer every year. The demons from all directions don’t have that much time to learn... Bai He was killed. Didn’t your mounts react at all?”

Di Ting held the tea cup and took a sip:

"I stopped playing with them a long time ago. Who knows what the reaction will be... Okay, I admit it, I can hear the thoughts of everyone from all over the world. The white deer is very happy and feels that no one is competing for favor. The green lion, white elephant and others I feel that I deserve it. Among all the mounts, Bai He likes to pretend. He is obviously a mount, but he looks down on everyone."

Xuan Zang put down the teacup and said lightly:

"Bai He was so happy, it seemed. It’s a bit early.”

If this guy Bai Lu kidnapped 1,111 boys from the Bhikkhu Kingdom, he would not be spared.

Fortunately, except for our own troops, no one else knows the future direction of the world of Journey to the West. In the future, when we arrive in the Bhikkhu Kingdom, we can make plans calmly.

In the original work, after the Antarctic Immortal appeared, he took the white deer away.

This time, no matter what, we have to share venison with each world like Fengshen World.

Ksitigarbha glanced at Xuanzang:

"Junior brother, you are no longer indecisive. I am really not used to it."

Xuan Zang clasped his hands together and said seriously :

"I am from the human race, and I should work for the welfare of the people. If the gods and Buddhas in the sky want to gain the merits of the human race, they must naturally focus on the people in the world. If someone hurts them, no matter whether they are monsters, monsters, gods, or Buddhas, they will not let it go!"< br>
When you haven’t read the original work of Journey to the West, it’s okay to cry and cry if you are timid. But if you continue to cry after reading it, isn’t it a waste of time?

Ksitigarbha was very pleased with his junior brother's change, and then looked at Zhang Daoling and asked:

"Water Margin said that the Yue World is about to hold a collective wedding. Do you and I want to go and show up to congratulate you?" "?"

Lao Zhang filled the teapot for everyone and said with a smile:

"Peng Ju is a direct disciple of His Highness the Holy Son; Yide is a student of His Highness the Holy Son; Shan Xiongxin once lived in a B&B and worked as a warehouse manager for His Highness the Holy Son; although Zhou Tong has never been to the real world, he has I have great respect for His Majesty the Holy Son... I have to go there for both emotional and rational reasons, even if I show up briefly and fly away immediately."

"Okay, when the day comes, you and I will show up together and give you. The people over there are blessed with some blessings.”

Looking south to the Tang Dynasty in Buzhou, Guanxian County, Sichuan, Wukong descended from the top of the cloud and landed steadily in front of the Erlang Temple.

Five hundred years ago, he came here. At that time, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and fought with Erlang Shen for three hundred rounds. No one could do anything to the other, so the two sides decided to decide the outcome by fighting.

Wukong turned into a ghost and flew to Guan County like Erlang Shen. He occupied the Erlang Temple at Guanjiangkou and used a tactic of stealing homes.

If the Six Sages of Meishan hadn't burned mountains and killed monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, Wukong would have been able to fight Erlang God like this for a whole year.

Now that he is here again, Wukong can't help but sigh as he recalls the prosperous years five hundred years ago.

Just as he was about to enter, the temple door slammed shut, and the shadowy grass-headed god on the nearby mountain disappeared. The originally spiritual place suddenly turned into a mundane place.

Cao Tou Shen is a person who has attained Taoism and has not been enshrined by heaven. He belongs to Erlang Shen's personal armed force. However, since he has settled in the human world, the people's incense is directly transferred to his account. Erlang Shen's group of subordinate gods live a comfortable life.

Wukong walked to the door carrying the banana and said with a smile:

"It's inappropriate for me to come all the way to see you, isn't it appropriate? You are still the Jade Emperor's nephew, and you don't know any manners. Didn't Master Yuding teach you how to behave in the world?"

He said more and more Saying that, Yang Jian in the temple became even more angry and panicked.

In the past, I always thought that my master was cultivating me wholeheartedly, but I didn’t expect that it was just to ward off disasters. The higher my ability, the safer I would be as a master.

The nature of master and disciple has changed, and the relationship between master and disciple will naturally change.

He was connected with the Fengshen World and wanted to be quiet here. Unexpectedly, the monkey suddenly came and killed him. Yang Jian was so angry that he wanted to fight him again with a three-pointed two-edged knife. shelf.

"Hey, is there no one?"

Wukong walked around Erlang Temple, then raised his hand and slapped on the door:

"Xiao Erlang, open the door, I, Old Sun, know You’re at home!”

“I brought the most delicious fruit in the world to see you, is that what I’m doing to my grandson?”

“Open the door quickly, or I’ll steal it from you. Watch all the stories about Yaochi Fairy taking a bath!”

The first two sentences can be tolerated, but peeking at the Yaochi Fairy taking a bath or something... Yang Jian opened the door with a bang:

"You slutty monkey, why did you smear my innocence out of thin air?"

His appearance Handsome and heroic, with an upright eye on his forehead, he is majestic and carries supreme pressure.

Wukong didn’t answer Yang Jian’s question. He smiled like a visiting relative, carried two boxes of bananas and walked into the temple. He pointed at the statue and said:

“My old grandson also ate here. It’s food, but the food in your Erlang Temple doesn’t suit my taste. Come on, let me try the best delicacy in the world—Dule Banana!”

Yang Jian felt helpless like a poor relative coming to ask for old clothes:

"Didn't you, Great Sage, protect Monk Tang from going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Why did you come to me?"

Wukong sat down on his butt. On the incense table, he took out a handful of bananas from the box, broke off one and threw it to Erlang Shen, and peeled another one for himself. While eating, he said:

"I, the old Sun, are here to raise an army and ask for punishment!"

Yang Jian:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Raise troops to investigate?

He imitated Wukong and peeled the banana open and took a bite. It tasted really good:

“What crime am I guilty of?”

“The Dragon King of Jinghe River harassed me. Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, as a human god, why don't you take care of it? If I remember correctly, all the evil-doing Dragon King and Water God are under your control, right? According to the description, he can not only regulate the wind and rain, eliminate floods, but also kill evil dragons and dragons that disturb the people. He can be said to be an almighty god who protects the people.

Speaking of the Dragon King of Jinghe River in Chang'an, Yang Jian said:

"I have no way to interfere with the affairs of heaven. Besides, this is an introduction to learning scriptures. If I destroy it, then..."

Erlang Shen has not yet After saying that, Wukong said shamelessly:

"I don't care about this, old Sun. Anyway, you haven't managed the floods in the world. I will definitely read a book for you when I have time in the future... Empress Nuwa is with Fengshen. Do you understand what I said?”

He turned a steep corner, and Erlang Shen didn’t react for a while:

"I see...why did you come here today?"

"I just came to catch up with you. I have other good things here."

After that, Wukong He took out a box of kiwi fruits from the cloth bag hanging on his waist and demonstrated how to eat them.

With such a big fanfare and saying that it was okay... Erlang Shen sat down and raised his hand slightly. The three-pointed two-edged knife on the weapon rack flew up automatically and turned into a ribbon, completely wrapping the entire Erlang Temple. Then the temple door was closed, and heaven and earth were cut off.

Looking at this situation, Wukong knew that Erlang Shen was going to say something intimate.

When he got excited, he took out four large buckets of 2.5 liters of Coke from the cloth bag, made two draft beer cups, put ice cubes in the cups, then filled them with Coke, and two cups of Feizhai Happy Water with ice were ready. "Before we get down to business, let's try this first..."

Erlang Shen took it in his hand and felt that it was as dark as a soup, with bubbles coming out, and it tasted sweet. It's sweet, although the taste is a little strange, but it's ice cold and quite refreshing.

"Great Sage, this thing..."

"This is a gift from His Royal Highness the Holy Son. Is it delicious?"

Erlang Shen nodded and asked:

"Which holy son? I want to thank you personally."

"Empress Nuwa's biological son lives in another world, and we have no chance to get it. See, what you want now can only be obtained through my master Xuanzang."

"Oh? Where can Master Xuanzang go?"

There is already someone in Fengshen World. Yang Jian in another world had learned this in the Jinxia Cave in Yuquan Mountain a few days ago, but he didn't know that the so-called His Highness the Holy Son was actually the biological son of Empress Nuwa.

This is simply a big event that shakes the three worlds!

Wukong started from Li Yu's unintentional opening of the world in the book, and continued to talk about the changes in Nuwa's plans, and also told the story of Zhang Daoling and Taibai Jinxing joining the Wa Palace.

Although Erlang Shen is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, he was very at odds with the Jade Emperor because of the incident of splitting the mountain to save his mother. He has been stranded in the human world, stationed at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and did not listen to the instructions of the Heavenly Court. Even the superficial relationship was not Too lazy to pretend.

When Wukong finished speaking, Erlang Shen raised his head and drank the Coke in the cup. It took a while to digest these words.

Then he saw Wukong’s mobile phone, tablet, and electronic books such as "The Romance of the Gods" and "Journey to the West".

Wukong took out his spare phone and handed it to Erlang Shen:

"This phone is for you. It contains an introduction to the world in the book that has been opened. If you are not busy, you can take a look. If the battery is out of power, …I’ll teach you a little magic to simulate electricity.”

A month ago, Wukong didn’t know anything about this, but now, he is as experienced as an expert, and he has not only figured out the functions of digital products. The principle can still be explained clearly and logically.

Erlangshen practiced several times and felt that electricity can be used in weapons:

“If we fight in the future, can we increase the electricity and use it with a three-pointed two-edged sword?”
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"You said this, you can give it a try..."

Wukong said a few polite words, rolled his eyes, and felt that the atmosphere was almost set. He picked up the Coke bottle and refilled it for Erlang Shen, and officially entered the topic:

"I know you are busy, so I won't advise you to join the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, but if something happens in the future..."

Erlang Shen quickly said:

"No matter when , If the Great Sage has instructions, just ask someone to come to Guanjiangkou to inform you... After I finish handling the matters at hand, I will look for you on the way to obtain scriptures and accompany you for a while."

It would definitely not be possible to walk on foot for fourteen years, but it would still be okay to spend some time with the Buddhist pilgrims.

Nowadays, the world is undergoing drastic changes, and even the Great Sage is looking for a backer. As an immortal stranded in the world, Erlang Shen has also planned his own future.

Wukong said:

"If you feel that you can't break up with your uncle and Master Yuding, just deal with it like this for now. As long as you are good to the people, the queen will care about it."

When he said this, Erlang Shen really wanted to go seek Buddhist scriptures.

Things here are hard to control. I can’t just leave with my master and uncle. Relatively speaking, it’s easiest to join the Buddhist scripture gathering team. You don’t have to think about these things. When the scripture hunting is over, if you want to join Buddhism, you can join Buddhism. If you want to join, The Wa Palace will join the Wa Palace. By that time, the direction of everything must have been clear.

Before coming, Wukong wanted to fool his second junior brother, but now it seems that it is more suitable for Erlang Shen to stay in the Tang Dynasty:

"His Majesty the Human Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is His Royal Highness the Son of the Holy Son. His personal disciple, it is better for you to help the people as much as possible than to join the team to learn the scriptures. Your Majesty is the mother of the human race. We must try our best to protect the country and the people. Moreover, His Majesty the Emperor has also vowed to unify the southern continent. We do not need to participate in the mortal war. But those monsters and monsters that eat the people..."

Erlang Shen immediately said:

"Once the evildoers are discovered, the whole Erlang Temple will never tolerate them!"

Wukong Zhuangruo casually revealed an inside message:

"His Royal Highness the Holy Son hates monsters that eat people. If you encounter them, you must not be soft..."

"The Great Sage Don’t worry, I know what to do!”

Since the Human Emperor here is one of our own, he will concentrate on dealing with human affairs for a while, and Heavenly Court and Chanjiao will not be involved in anything.

The two continued to drink Coke until all four barrels of Coke were drained, and then Wukong said goodbye and prepared to leave.

"Hurry up and read those books. Only by fully understanding the plot can you make better choices... If you need help on the way to learn from the scriptures, I will call you."

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said:

"Everyone in the Erlang Temple is ready to be sent by the Great Sage at any time!"

"Easy to say, I, the old grandson, will go!"

Wukong did a somersault and returned to Tang Monk. As soon as the clouds fell, Zhang Daoling He smiled and asked:

"The great sage is full of joy. It seems that he has gained a lot."

"Old Zhang, stop pretending. I don't believe you don't know what we just chatted about."

Zhang Daoling, on the other hand, No concealment:

“When Qingyuan Miao Dao Zhenjun blocked the heaven and earth, Pindao really couldn’t feel it, but since you have blocked the world, you must say something unfavorable to the heaven. In addition, when the great sage returned, his heart was surging, Therefore, we have this conclusion.”

Ksitigarbha saw Wukong coming, and stood up and said:

"Then let's go back first. If we encounter a disaster, remember to go to the underworld and ask me to take action."

Di Ting poured Wukong a cup of tea attentively and inquired:

"Great Sage Please drink tea. Did you see Xiao Tian just now? "

"No, the Six Friends of Meishan, the Twelve Hundred Grass-Headed Gods and the Roaring Sky Dog are all hiding away, probably because they are afraid of my old age. Sun asked them to settle the matter...Next time when you are not busy, remember to invite Xiao Tian out, eat as much as the Holy Son, kill a dog to entertain his old man, and treat him to some spiced dog meat."

Listen carefully: "..."

You said you were going to kill a dog in front of me. Did you do it intentionally or on purpose, Great Sage?

He wanted to have a fit, but he felt that his ability was not good enough in front of the Monkey King, so he could only say cowardly:

"His Royal Highness the Son has a dog named Brother Dao next to him. , if you kill a dog or eat dog meat, it will be unhappy... I heard that His Royal Highness the Son loves venison. When the Great Sage arrives in the Bhikkhu Kingdom, remember to kill the white deer."

"Don't worry, the white deer has already been killed. It was booked by my old grandson. "

After Ksitigarbha left, Zhang Daoling also said goodbye and left. Baihe has finished carving up. He will go around the worlds later to try out the differences in everyone's craftsmanship.

He returned to the Wa Palace and reported to the empress that Wukong went to see Erlang Shen.

The Empress said:

“Since Erlang Shen from Journey to the West has taken the initiative to seek refuge, the God-Feng Shen World will not embarrass him. As long as he protects the people wholeheartedly and does not help explain the teachings, he can still become a physical person in the future. Holy."

When Zhang Daoling heard this, he took the initiative to ask Ying: "Pindao would like to go to Yuquan Mountain and convey the matter to Yang Jian."

"Okay."

The empress is not worried that the real person Yuding will get angry and hurt others. After all, Zhang Daoling killed the six demon kings before he became a heavenly master. In terms of strength, he is not inferior to the Twelve Golden Immortals.

In the real world, Dundun did not rest in the suite with Lin Xu and his family. Instead, he tiptoed to the study room. When he saw Brother Dao lying on the white plush carpet, he also came over.

Two fellows from high latitudes lay down next to each other, their heads touching their heads, mumbling, not knowing what they were communicating.

You could only see a little sadness in Dundun's eyes. Brother Dao was rare and gentle for once, gently rubbing his big head against the plump kitten.

In room 202 opposite the study, Mu Guiying and Diao Chan lay side by side on the wrought iron bed and began their shopping trip.

One hundred thousand yuan, you have to spend it quickly!

Diao Chan, who was usually only willing to buy items within fifty, now wanted to add everything she saw to her shopping cart, but after thinking about it, she felt it was a waste, so she finally chose to give up.

Mu Guiying looked anxiously:

“According to your way of spending, one hundred thousand yuan can be spent forever, look at me!”

She first picked out two gifts for Zhou Ruotong, then accidentally clicked on the lathe classification option, and immediately opened the door to a new world:

"Wow, angle iron forming machine? CNC band saw? Multi-function machine tool ? Hahaha, these are all good things that girls like, place an order and buy them all!”

(End of this chapter)

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