Chapter 519 Tang Monk: Does God have the virtue of a happy life? Then send them to heaven! [Requesting monthly votes]
“Are you serious about choosing this name?”
In the delivery room, the weak Cai Yan heard Sun Facai’s words, drank a few sips of sugar water, and waited. After Zhang Zhongjing fixed the hanging needle, he steeled himself and spoke.
Seeing that Sun Facai was a little confused, Cai Yan felt a pang in his heart... My husband is becoming more and more like an ancient person, and he has even forgotten the popular memes in the real world!
She held Sun Facai’s hand and said softly:
"Just follow what dad wants, let's call him Sun Mao."
"Okay, I listen to you, Yanmei, you can rest a little longer. When Lao Zhang says you can eat, I will cook for you myself. Order something delicious."
Cai Yan couldn't sleep:
"Bring the child here, I want to see him."
Sun Facai quickly put the baby on the crib next to him. He picked up the lying baby and placed it next to Cai Yan.
The little guy was sleeping soundly, and the concubine next to him was preparing a bottle of milk powder. Once he woke up, he would start feeding him.
Cai Yong originally planned to recruit a few wet nurses, but he was worried that modern people like Sun Facai would not be able to accept it, so he replaced it with imported milk powder that Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong bought at a high price.
Cai Yan looked at his child with mixed feelings in his heart:
"The Sun family has a daughter, and my husband is finally no longer alone."
Sun Facai La He stood aside with a stool and whispered:
"Since I met you in Luoyang, I am no longer alone. This little kid is just an accident. We are true love. Sister Yan, please don't get confused."
"My husband knows how to joke. , Go and tell Daddy the name we have agreed upon, and don’t be angry anymore.”
Weng and son-in-law had a quarrel just now because of the name.
Of course, this kind of scene is very common in Cai Mansion, and will happen every three days.
Although Cai Yong always said that he hated his son-in-law, every time he quarreled, he felt that he had finally gained some popularity in the family.
Sun Facai asked the two maids to keep Cai Yan and her son safe, then lifted up the cotton curtain on the wall, went to the next room first, and then opened the door to leave.
Cai Yan's room cannot see the wind for the time being, so he can only go in and out like this.
In the front yard, Cai Yong was boiling tea in the pavilion, holding up a few classics, and talking to Sima Hui, Pang Degong, Huang Chengyan and others who came to congratulate him, saying the meaning of the word "Mao":
< br>"Maozhe, Maoye, means prosperity, and also means encouragement, diligence, hard work, beauty, etc. It is a very good word, but my bad son-in-law abandoned it because of the many strokes. It is really unwise. !”
Sun Facai: “…”
You only said the last two sentences when you saw me, right?
He walked over, pinched a few biscuits and ate them, then drank a cup of tea, and then said:
"Dad, let's call him Sun Mao. Anyway, when the children learn to write in the future, if they complain that it is difficult to write, you will explain it later. Anyway, you can’t blame me.”
Cai Yong prepared a lot of excuses and planned to have another quarrel, but he did not expect Sun Facai to be like this. explain.
Have you changed your mind?
After becoming a father, he suddenly became an adult.
When Lao Cai was happy, he stroked his beard and said:
"Although I am only proficient in literary talent, it is not a problem to teach my grandson to write. When the child gets older, I will take him to read and write. No, Excuse me."
When Sun Facai heard this, he immediately took the paper and pen on the table:
"You said it, make a written statement, hurry up!"
Cai Yong: "..."
I just praised him a few times, but now it seems that it is better not to give this bad son-in-law any ambition.
Sun Facai took a few sips of tea and then went to the kitchen to make food for Cai Yan. First came ten poached eggs with rock sugar, then a bowl of chicken soup noodles, and the "Maternal Nutritious Meals" given by Brother Yu. What's going on? It will have to be doubled later.
Passing by the quiet room where the shrine was placed, he walked in by accident, picked up three incense sticks, lit them, and bowed to the statue of the empress:
"Auntie, you are now a grandma, don't look back. Forgot to give my child a gift!”
This guy was so excited that he even offered incense to his wife and did not forget to give some favors to his child.
Putting on the incense, he was just about to leave when the statue spoke:
"Everything is ready. When Maoer comes to the Wa Palace, I will personally give it to him."
The statue suddenly spoke, and Sun Facai was so shocked that he knelt down and kowtowed:
"Thank you, auntie, I...can I let Brother Yu be my son's godfather?"
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"Yes!"
Sun Facai was very happy when he heard the queen's reply.
Although the child only has one godfather, he has four godmothers. He goes back to collect the New Year’s money... Tsk, tsk, I can’t imagine it!
Sun Facai walked out of the quiet room and happily prepared food for Cai Yan.
Not long after, Lu Bu's family drove up with gifts to congratulate them. They even had a special meal and took away a few boxes of wine before saying goodbye and leaving.
After sending his family to the Hussar General's Mansion, Lu Bu drove out of Chang'an and headed for the oil base and Jiuyuan.
When passing Baqiao, he stopped and looked at the concrete bridge under construction.
It is the middle of winter right now, and there is not much water in the Bahe River. You can try to build a concrete bridge. If there is no problem with the strength, all the bridges near Chang'an will be built into concrete structures to facilitate people's travel.
In the real world, when Li Yu's family was sitting in the pavilion eating fruit, Xuanzang came:
"To report to His Highness the Holy Son, the Erlang God Yang Jian is a hundred miles west of Yingchou Stream. Three man-eating monsters were eliminated, and the evil spirit was completely cleansed. The gold and silver found in the monster cave were donated to the local area to build the Lishan Laomu Temple. ”
Tsk tsk, as expected of Erlangshen, the whole matter was handled flawlessly.
The demon was eliminated and suppressed with temples to prevent the demon from coming back. At the same time, the old mother's trumpet was given points to increase her belief power.
Moreover, the gold and silver from the demon caves are used to build the temple. Not only will it not waste money and people, but the people who participate in the temple construction can even earn some living expenses.
This treatment is perfect!
Diao Chan pushed a small basket of special lychees slightly smaller than his fist to Xuanzang and asked curiously:
"In the original plot, didn't Yingchoujian end with Guanyin Temple displaying cassocks and attracting the black bear spirit?"
Xuan Zang said:
"That was two months later. Well, after taking the little white dragon as a mount, we walked for more than two months before arriving at the Guanyin Temple and meeting the black bear spirit. Now, wherever we go, Wukong will call out the land of the mountain god and ask if there are any man-eating monsters in the local area. …When we reach Lingshan, all the demons should be swept away.”
In the original work of "Journey to the West", although Tathagata said that Nanzhan Buzhou was stubborn, in fact, there were many demons in Nanzhan Buzhou. Neither is particularly bad.
On the contrary, Xiniu Hezhou, where Lingshan is located, eats the people of a city or a country at every turn, which is completely different from the little goblins in Nanzhan Buzhou.
But now that we have the guiding ideology of putting people first, those man-eating demons have no chance of surviving.
Wukong should be able to gain a lot of merit by fighting this way.
Mu Guiying was holding a bunch of Kyoho grapes and asked while eating:
"When you meet Red Boy in the future, will you accept him?"
Xuanzang put his hands together and said:
"Red Boy has eaten countless people, and his father, the Bull Demon King, has no pleasure in human flesh. A family that deviates from the ideas of the human race will definitely be destroyed!"
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Have you been possessed by Master Lu?
Is this the same Tang Sanzang who was so decisive in killing?
Li Shimin, who had been silent for the whole time, asked:
"Brother, please don't beat me to death at every turn. Isn't the Bull Demon King Wukong's sworn brother? Isn't it inappropriate to kill a whole family like this?"
Xuan Zang said while peeling the lychee:
< br>"The sworn sect in Huaguo Mountain was actually just a group of fair-weather friends. In the first defense battle of Huaguo Mountain, the Bull Demon King and others did not show up until the battle was over, and then they drank and ate meat, and went out with them. It seemed like they had exerted so much force, but when the second Huaguoshan defense battle broke out, those people didn't show up at all, and didn't even take a look from a distance. What are they if they aren't fair-weather friends?"
I have talked a lot with Xuanzang and Wukong Erlang in the past two days. The more we talk, the more I feel that Wukong’s group of sworn brothers are not worthy of deep friendship.
They are also sworn sworn friends. Look at the Six Friends of Meishan next to Erlang Shen. Even if they are appointed officials in the heaven, they will not take up their posts. They have been stationed at the mouth of Guanjiang River and never leave.
As for Wukong, forget it if you couldn't help him when he was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. When he was suppressed at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, he didn't even look at him. This is such a shitty friendship.
In the original work, Wukong met Red Boy. In order to save Tang Monk, Wukong deliberately got close to his relatives, and was scolded by Red Boy for a while. Later, when he arrived at the Flame Mountain, he just wanted to borrow a fan, but the Bull Demon King and his wife had to use it. Fates compete with each other.
If you don’t kill such an unclear monster, why don’t you keep it to celebrate the New Year?
Xuan Zang said to Li Yu and several holy concubines:
“I have made a great wish in front of the holy statue of the empress. No matter where I go in the future, as long as I encounter cannibals and murderers, Kill them all!”
Li Yu asked:
"What did Wukong say?"
"He has read the original work and has no good impression of the Bull Demon King's family. Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun also said that if he met this family, he would Lead the Meishan brothers to help out. "
In the original work, the chapter about beating the Bull Demon King is full of elites. Li Jing uses the demon mirror to continuously hurt the Bull Demon King in mid-air. Nezha and Erlang Shen jointly take action, and Wukong even uses The magical power of Dharma, Heaven, Elephant and Earth, which was ten thousand feet high, attracted gods and Buddhas all over the sky to come and watch.
However, this time when defeating the Bull Demon King, there shouldn’t be too much noise, because Wukong can shake people from the Conferred God World.
Killing this kind of monster that has eaten countless people can gain a lot of merits. Da Luo from Jiejiao will probably rush to come here on a business trip.
We talked until it was almost ten o'clock. Li Yu came to the kitchen and cooked a pot of some noodles with wild mushrooms. He also put a pot of wild mushrooms picked in the mountains and slowly boiled them in vegetable oil.
Let it cool down and put it into a sealed jar. Xuanzang can take it with him to eat.
Whether it is cooked with noodles or steamed buns, it tastes surprisingly fragrant. When cooking noodles, it might attract the gods from the sky to come down and eat with you. In the restaurant, Li Yu took a mouthful of noodles and said to Xuanzang:
"Boss Lin is going to boil some chicken fungus for you, and then make you some vegetarian dishes that are suitable for taking with you for a long time... Fourteen years of experience have taught you to have a good body."
"Thank you very much. Your Highness the Son, thank you very much, Boss Lin!”
Xuan Zang was eating the delicious mushroom soup noodles, and suddenly thought that Erlang Shen had not tasted it yet, so he boldly asked:
“Your Highness, wait a moment! When the young monk leaves, can you bring a bowl to Erlang Xiansheng?”
Li Yu picked up a piece of tofu with dipping sauce:
"One bowl isn't enough. I'll make a pot later, and by the way, I'll bring some fried sauce and crab roe sauce that we cooked with diced meat for Erlangshen to try."
Yang Jian doesn't need to have taboos, what? You can taste all the delicious food.
I wonder if after eating crab roe sauce, he will go directly to Taihu Lake or Poyang Lake to find trouble with those crab spirits.
After finishing a bowl of mushroom noodle soup, Xuanzang thanked him again and prepared to go back.
Li Yu pointed in the direction of the kitchen and said:
"Bring Wukong a cart of fruit, and I'll cook a pot of noodles for Erlang Shen."
"Thank you, Your Highness!"
Wukong has been carrying out fruit diplomacy recently, and the inventory in the bag has dropped rapidly. While fruits are still in season, hurry up and buy more.
Anyway, Wukong’s bag can cut off time, and everything put in it will not deteriorate.
Xuan Zang drove the electric fifth wheel to the world of Journey to the West. Wukong was sitting in a mountain col, playing checkers with Erlang Shen.
Seeing Xuanzang coming back, Wukong quickly lifted up the chessboard where the defeat was certain:
“I won’t play anymore, I won’t play with things in front of my master!”
You really know how to cheat like a monkey! ... Erlang Shen put away the glass beads scattered on the ground, looked at the electric fifth wheel and asked curiously:
"Is this a thing from the real world?"
"Yes, His Highness the Holy Son is again I have prepared some fruits for Wukong, and I am currently cooking noodles for Lord Qingyuan Miaodao. Just wait, Lord, you can try His Highness the Son’s craftsmanship.”
Erlang Shen was very moved when he heard that Li Yu cooked noodles for himself:
"How virtuous and incompetent I am, you actually trouble His Royal Highness the Holy Son to cook for yourself, I am ashamed of myself!"
Wukong He quickly put the fruits in the car into a cloth bag and asked cheerfully:
"Would you like me, Old Sun, to help you eat it?"
"Go aside, Your Highness the Son of God. You won’t even want to try it in one bite!”
When Wukong heard this, he immediately turned on his mobile phone and played a children's song:
"Little Xiaoerlang, carrying a schoolbag to school, not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind and rain..."
Before the play was finished, Erlang Shen looked like he had been caught in a weak spot:
“Okay, okay, I’ll give you half of it!”
Since this guy went there carrying bananas a few days ago Erlang Temple was manipulated by him everywhere.
If I had known, even if he screamed at the top of his lungs, I shouldn't have opened the door for this monkey!
Xuan Zang sent the electric fifth wheel back to the real world. He first brought a pot of mushroom soup noodles, bowls and chopsticks for Erlang Shen and Wukong to eat slowly, and then brought his own mushroom sauce and Erlang Shen’s meat. Brought over diced fried sauce and crab roe sauce.
“His Royal Highness the Holy Son’s craftsmanship is beyond imagination!”
Erlang Shen was holding the bowl. He had never thought that noodles cooked with mushrooms could be so delicious.
Wukong ate a small bowl and fed Bai Longma some fairy grass stolen from Yaochi. Then he took out a watermelon from the bag and cut it into half. He kept half of it and put the other half on ice. Stay calm and let Erlang Shen taste it later.
Xuanzang concentrated on meditating and waited for the two of them to finish eating and drinking before continuing on their way.
Erlang Shen is not busy recently and plans to go on a ten-day short-term practice with the Buddhist scripture-seeking team. Hearing that Xuanzang promised to draw a map of the mountains and rivers west of Liangjie Mountain for Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, he made this map without saying a word. The matter was taken care of.
He doesn't get involved in mortal fights, but it's okay to help draw some maps. After all, this is also a meritorious deed.
After eating and drinking, a few people started on the road.
Climbing over a mountain, Wukong struck the ground with his golden hoop, calling out the land:
"Old man of the earth, are there any man-eating ferocious beasts or monsters that occupy the mountains and become kings around here?"
The earth god saluted the great sage, and when he saw that the person carrying the burden was Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, he hurriedly After seeing the gift, he said:
"The weather here is good and peaceful here, but two hundred miles to the west, there is a man-eating demon who leads dozens of little demons to occupy the temple and eat a lot. People passing by.”
Temple?
As soon as Erlang Shen heard this, he wanted to put down his burden and fly over first.
But Wukong stopped him:
"The Buddhist Taoist temple has been occupied, and it is my duty as a Buddhist disciple to clean it out. You are from a Taoist sect, and if you do this rashly, aren't you deceiving me that there is no one in the Buddhist sect?"
Erlang Shen said:
"I am a god recognized by Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoism. Why can't I be eliminated?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a young child's voice came from the air:
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"My Buddhist descendants are still here, so there is no need for the True Lord to take action!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a young man riding on a hot wheel and holding a spear fell from the air.
Erlang Shen couldn't help but pat his head when he saw it. Hey, here comes another one trying to steal the credit.
Wukong did not expect that as soon as he took the initiative, he would kill Cheng Yaojin and asked with a smile:
"Little Nezha, what are you doing here?"
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Nezha held an edict in his hand and said:
"My master is grateful to the Master of Qingyuan Miaodao for escorting Master Tripitaka. He specially ordered me to send the edict. I want to confer the Master as the Buddha's Demon-Dangering Heavenly Lord Bodhisattva. Please don't ask for it. "Refuse."
After hearing this, Erlangshen asked with a smile:
"If I accept this edict, am I equivalent to a Buddhist?"
What? Zha said:
"Same as Jialan Bodhisattva, they both hold concurrent posts."
Jialan Bodhisattva is Guan Yu, a being who takes all aspects of Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoism into consideration. Now that the Tathagata has consecrated Erlang God, it is obviously to give him a chance to join the team of Buddhist scriptures. .
Although I can't follow him all the way, with the title of Bodhisattva Dangmo Tianzun, there is no problem in being a non-staff member.
Erlang Shen took the edict with a smile:
"There is a demon occupying the temple ahead. As the Bodhisattva of Demon Danger, I cannot sit back and watch. Please wait a moment. I will come as soon as I go!" ”
Good guy, I’ve given you a reason to grab the credit, right...Wukong quickly said:
“It’s not too late for us to walk over and take action. It’s just in time for my master to go through a transformation and earn some merit... Little Nezha, the edict has been delivered, please go back now, so as not to worry Tathagata Buddha!"
"Isn't it appropriate for the Great Sage to chase people away just after meeting him after five hundred years?"
< br>Nezha plans to follow the Buddhist scriptures team for a while before making a decision, and chat with Erlang Shen about another world.
“What are your plans, True Lord?”
"Listen to your Majesty's instructions, leave Yuquan Mountain and hide in the world. Don't care about worldly affairs and don't get involved in calamities. What about you?"
Nezha said dejectedly:
"I haven't been born yet. , after he is born, he will worship Buddha as his teacher and cut off the connection with the teaching... Why don't you move to Chaoge City and go directly to Nuwa Temple to become a monk."
In front of Erlang Shen. As soon as he lit up, he shook his head again:
"Isn't this...not good?"
Xuanzang saw his concerns and suggested:
"The Hall of Human Sages is being built in Chaoge City. It is now almost completed. If the true king is interested, he can go to the hall to serve as a monk serving the sages. Without the protection of the sages, no one dares to touch you even if you explain or teach.”
The Hall of the Human Race’s Sages?
Erlang Shen was completely moved.
As a human race, it is normal to serve the sages of the human race. Even if the Chanjiao people have opinions, they can't express them. I, Yang Jian, can't be allowed to become a person who forgets his ancestors too many times, right?
Thinking of this, Erlang Shen saluted Xuanzang sincerely:
"Thank you Master Sanzang for clarifying my doubts!"
"It's just a small thing, no need to thank you."
Xuan Zang turned over. He mounted his horse and said to several people:
“Since you all want to destroy the demon in that temple, it’s not too late. Let’s set off now!”
Nezha was a little uncomfortable with Jin Chanzi's change:
"Brother, you always said in the past that God has the virtue of good life..."
Xuan Zang straightened his monk's clothes and said lightly:< br>
“Yes, God has the virtue of good people, what we have to do is to send them to heaven!”
(End of this chapter)