Chapter 524: BUG that blocks Tiandao! [Requesting monthly tickets]
Seeing that Li Yu had guessed it, Zhou Ruotong did not hide it anymore:
"My mother-in-law really wants me to go to the world in the book and experience the different customs... You How did you guess this? "
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law thought they could keep this secret for a long time, but they didn't expect it to be exposed so quickly.
Li Yu held Professor Zhou’s slim waist and said:
"Zhang Daoling can travel around through the Wa Palace, and Sun Facai's son can go to Muke Village through the Wa Palace. These signs indicate that the Wa Palace is another transfer station connecting various worlds besides B&Bs."
"Actually, godmother's underworld can also connect to all worlds... You are so afraid of ghosts, do you want to go to godmother's place to exercise?"
Li Yu: "..."
Want to murder My husband said it clearly, no need to beat around the bush.
He kissed Professor Zhou for a minute like punishment, and then asked:
"How to get back? You won't let me become a Wangfushi in a B&B, and then be sued by your family, and then spend the rest of my life in prison, right?"
Zhou Ruotong was amused by his imagination:
"Fool, I don't want you to be free outside. If you are trapped in the book world and can't get out, I will definitely trick you into staying with me as soon as possible."
She and Li Yu clasped his fingers together and said softly:
"My mother-in-law needs to do a few more tests. If it works, she will let me in... By then, Sun Facai will most likely be able to fix the bug." Come out, you won’t follow his example, right?”
"No, no, I've never been to Langtaosha, I've never done any men's SAP, and I've never been to any clubs... Don't look at me like you're looking at prey, okay? I've really never been there. . ”
In his senior year, the school held a sexual health campaign on campus, and Li Yu volunteered to help out when he had nothing to do. One day, he saw the promotional picture of “Ai, plum warts, and lice, the probability is diuresis.” All of a sudden, I had a psychological shadow on the illegal place.
Zhou Ruotong laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight:
"I didn't expect you to be quite clean and self-sufficient."
"Nonsense, boys must protect themselves when they are outside. Otherwise, you will be at a disadvantage...For example, I am at a disadvantage now."
Seeing Professor Zhou's unfriendly eyes, Li Yu quickly put on a well-behaved look:
"It's a shame that I met you too late. I should have gone to Peking University and met you by chance during my freshman year. I pretended that I lost my meal card and asked you to treat me to dinner... If I strike up a conversation like this, will your classmates beat me up?"
Zhou Ruotong recalled what he looked like when he was a freshman, shook his head and said:
"I probably won't pay attention to you, you're too lazy to say a word."
The two chatted sweetly for a while, until Yuwen Chengdu came to the stable to add feed, and then they went upstairs hand in hand.
When they arrived at the study, Li Yu asked about business:
"Is it safe to fix bugs? Will this conflict with the previous rules?"
Zhou Ruotong shook his head:
< br> "No, this is a manifestation of the incompleteness of the way of heaven. If all the saints become Taoists, this bug may be solved... According to my mother-in-law's speculation, once the way of heaven is completed, the Wa Palace, which is independent of the Three Realms, will The small world will no longer exist, and the passage connecting the underworld and the human world will be closed. "
Li Yu feels that it would not be a bad thing if Sun Facai and his family came to the real world, but there is no specific time when they can come. It's easy to say, after all, this is the old mother's own derivation, and a series of verifications must be done later.
In addition, we have to be on guard against Zhunti who is lurking in the dark and Yuanshi Tianzun, who is dedicated to completing the way of heaven. If these two get involved, they may cause great losses to themselves.
Zhou Ruotong ate the prunes that Diao Chan had just washed and said:
"Even if my mother-in-law's verification is completely fine and I can travel to the world in the book, I can only go, and you can't do it yet. , If those two saints don’t become Taoists, your mother-in-law will not allow you to step into the world of the book.”
Li Yu was stunned for a moment:
“Why? ?”
Diao Chan on the side chuckled and said:
“Sir is always like this, there is no formality.”
Zhou Ruotong said:
“The world in the book has always promoted you as the savior. You are the one who escaped, and you are His Royal Highness the Holy Son of the Wa Palace. Once you enter the world of the book, Yuanshi Tianzun and Zhunti will definitely catch you as soon as possible. "
Yuanshi Tianzun has always wanted to complete the way of heaven. Now that I have seen "One" escaping, I will definitely try my best to catch Li Yu and drag him along to become a Daoist.
Zhunti, on the other hand, wants to use Li Yu, the savior, to get back everything that the Western Sect has lost. Their status, successors, magic weapons, etc., must all be taken back from the hands of the Taoist sect!
In this case, Li Yu naturally cannot go on adventures in the book world.
“So, it’s you and Xiaochan who are going this time?”
Zhou Ruotong shook his head:
“Xiaochan still has to go to school, so I’m going alone. Bring more facial masks and cosmetics and give your mother-in-law and godmother a beauty treatment. If anything happens, I will let Guiying tell you.”
No wonder your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have such a good relationship. After a long time of trouble, the old mother wants to abduct her daughter-in-law!
The next morning, when Liu Xie came to have dinner, Li Yu wrote a letter specifically and asked him to deliver it to Sun Facai.
Liu Xie returned to Weiyang Palace after breakfast and happened to meet Sun Facai, a novice nanny, who came to the palace to "borrow" an outdoor power source to light the confinement room. Liu Xie handed the letter to him:
"Teacher Sun, this is a letter written by Master to you."
"Oh, you don't tell me directly when you have something to do. It makes you mysterious. This guy is becoming more and more like Mr. Wen He. ”
After saying that, he tore open the envelope and took out the letter inside. As soon as he saw it for the first time, he couldn't help but said: "What's going on? It's possible for me to return to the real world." ?”
He rubbed his eyes, took another look, and confirmed that he had figured out the idea. He couldn’t help shouting, and hugged Ma Chao twice, he was so happy that he couldn’t help himself.
"Teacher Sun, what's wrong with you?"
Sun Facai was just about to say a few words, and then took a look at the letter and found that it contained a strict confidentiality requirement. , quickly shut his mouth, and quickly recalled the scene of being served by two concubines in his mind.
You can't say it, you can't think about it, you can't give Tiandao a chance to fix the bug!
Putting away his thoughts, Sun Facai smiled at Ma Chao:
“My wife gave birth to a big fat boy for me. Isn’t it worth being happy about?”
Ma Chao was a little confused:
“It’s indeed worth being happy, but it’s been several days, and we’ve had several drinks. Is it such a surprise?”
Sun Facai took out a lighter and burned the letter, then threw the lighter to Guo Jia who had just entered the door:
"Brother, I quit smoking. From now on, national defense construction will depend on you. Remember our slogan: You One piece, one piece for me, there are piles of ships in the sea.”
Before he had no children, he could smoke and drink a little, but now that the child is born, it is time to set an example.
Guo Jia did not expect Sun Facai to be so decisive:
“You won’t set up a smoking cessation seminar like last time. As a result, half of the pack has been smoked before the meeting is over. Xiao Su, you can’t stop me.”
Sun Facai made a six with his hand:
“From the time the child was born to now, I haven’t smoked for six days!”
Guo Jia’s eyes widened:
"Damn, how did you do it? Please teach me. I will also set an example and live a long life. I will make those hypocrites in Yingchuan angry to death!"
Sun Facai Yi The expression of the deputy mountain man who has his own clever plan:
"It's very simple. Just kneel in front of the statue of Aunt Nuwa and ask her to help me quit smoking. Now I feel sick and vomit when I see cigarettes. I no longer have the same sense of intimacy as before."
When Guo Jia heard this, he also I wanted to give it a try, but when I thought about the fact that the aircraft carrier No. 004 was still missing and the 055 cruiser was not launched like a dumpling, I thought it would be better to contribute to the world of national defense for another year.
One year later, I officially knelt in front of the statue of Nuwa and prayed to quit smoking.
Well, before that, a smoking cessation ceremony must be held... As a progressive young man, the sense of ceremony is absolutely indispensable.
After chatting for a few more words, Sun Facai drove back with two sets of outdoor power supplies.
After arriving home, he first changed into the clothes he wore at home, washed his hands with hand sanitizer, and then took a detour into Cai Yan's confinement room.
At this time, Sun Mao was lying on the rocking bed sleeping, and Cai Yan was holding a bowl of poached eggs and munching on it.
Ever since she learned from parenting books that sufficient milk is the source of a child's growth, this most talented woman in the Eastern Han Dynasty started eating and eating for fear that her child would be wronged.
"Mei Yan, let me ask you something."
Sun Facai sat on the bedside and wiped the corners of Cai Yan's mouth with a tissue, unable to contain the surprise in his heart.
Cai Yan was a little confused:
“What’s up, husband, do you also want to eat poached eggs?”
“No, no, no, I ask you, if you had the opportunity to settle in the real world, would you go? "
Cai Yan put down his bowl and chopsticks and looked at Sun Facai up and down:
"Can your husband go back?"
"I'm not sure yet. Auntie still needs to verify it... First, if there is a chance to go back, will our family live here or go to the real world?"
Cai Yan subconsciously wanted to answer the reality. world, but hesitant. The world of the Three Kingdoms has a transcendent social status, a free space for learning, and a divine backer... Although there are various advanced hospitals in the real world, you can also pray to the gods for help here.
She did not answer, but looked at Sun Facai:
"What do you think, husband?"
Sun Facai said truthfully:
“At first I hoped to go back as soon as possible, but after I just returned home, I felt that it is good for us now. The child is still young, so we will make a decision after he is three years old. "
Three years old is the age to go to kindergarten. If you go back, you have to prepare in advance and ask your sister-in-law to help find an aristocratic kindergarten so that the child can go to school in the real world from an early age.
These words made Cai Yan feel happy. She also wanted to live here temporarily:
"My husband didn't say that on purpose to accommodate me, right?"
"No, this is my real thought. I will wait until the child is three years old before making a decision. Although the world in the book is not advanced enough, there are gods here. No matter what happens, just calling aunt can solve everything. Let's go to reality. In the world, we don’t have such an all-powerful backer.”
In the past, Sun Facai didn’t think there were any gods, but since he quit the habit of smoking through his empress, he suddenly discovered that he was living in a world with gods. , seems to be quite happy.
After Cai Yan finished her poached eggs, Sun Facai helped her get out of bed and move around for a while:
"What would Yanmei want to eat for lunch?"
"Last time you asked the chef to make it The meat swallows are quite delicious. Can you make some for me to try today? ”
"Okay, no problem, let's arrange for them to do it."
After Sun Facai left, Cai Yan touched the baby next to him with his hand:
"Your father has done the best for this family." He has given so much, so you must be filial to him when you grow up."
On the other side, the oil base.
Lü Bu inspected the entire base despite the wind and snow, and saw many newly married workers and couples living in underground houses. He turned his face and said to the captain here:
"In the spring of next year, we must burn bricks 24 hours a day so that every family can live in a new house!"
"General, don't worry, we have already formulated a housing plan... The new house is based on the new style of housing. It is a standard design, a small single courtyard, two rooms, which is quite crowded. Can this be done?"
Lu Bu waved his hand:
"In the real world, during the period of large-scale construction, workers live in the same house. It is a collective dormitory. Only married people have the opportunity to be allocated a bungalow. Those bungalows are arranged in rows, with dozens of households in each row. There are usually several hundred households in one bungalow, so there are two hundred or three bungalows. It’s called a hundred rooms, five hundred rooms, etc. Now we have gone beyond bungalows and have a small single-family house, which is already very good.”
The oil base currently has only a small number of people. When there are more people in the future, it will be necessary. Build some tube buildings, unit buildings, Khrushchev buildings and other housing to reduce the area of living areas.
In addition to housing, hospitals, schools, canteens, public baths, cultural and sports plazas, cinemas and other places must also be built to enrich the workers' spare time life.
In short, this place will be built into a small social city based on the factory structure in the real world.
After walking around in a circle, Lu Bu summoned the management here to hold a meeting in the large factory building. He counted the daily supplies and production equipment that everyone urgently needed, and then walked through the warehouse door and came to reality. world.
"Brother Xian, when will the oil tanker arrive? The oil produced over there is already full, and there is no place to store it."
Diao Chan wants to eat dumplings today, and Li Yu is making noodles in the kitchen , planning to make a meal of dumplings filled with beef and green onions. After hearing Lu Bu’s words, he quickly took his mobile phone to check the logistics progress:
"The tank truck is coming soon, but the five sets of oil storage tanks ordered will not arrive until tomorrow, and they are still on the way."
The tank trucks are all large tanks of about 30 tons. Once they arrive, Let Lu Bu drive back and fill up with diesel, first drive to the real world, and then ask Liu Xie to drive to Chang'an, and then drive the car there according to the needs of various places.
The excavators in Chang'an and Luoyang have never stopped and require tankers to provide fuel.
The mountain crawler truck transporting supplies to Hanzhong is even more difficult to move without diesel.
Seeing the braised pig ears, Lu Bu picked one up, took a bite, and chewed:
"Brother Xian, can we get those super large oil tanks with tens of thousands of tons?"
"We can't buy them, we can only weld them on site. It's very difficult. We can't arrange them for the oil base yet... …By the way, we have ordered two sets of kowtow machines and supporting oil pumping equipment. Why don’t you take a look at the relevant tutorials to standardize oil production.”
The oil used now is all self-injection oil. It flows everywhere, so it's fine in a small way. Once production is expanded, professional equipment will be needed.
Fortunately, these equipment can be purchased now, otherwise we would have to use the Zhou family’s connections to make trouble.
Lu Bu took two bites of pig ears, cut half an onion with a kitchen knife, and said while eating:
"No problem, just do it. I'm not sure there is still Lao Zhang. This old boy is now almost a veteran of the game who squats to gain experience. If it continues to develop, Lu Yue's reputation as the most meritorious person will not be guaranteed."
Lu Bu ate a pig's ear, gnawed two pig's trotters, and took two scallion pancakes outside. After eating and drinking, he came to the warehouse and started pouring supplies there.
Tents, sleeping bags, high-power power supplies, generator filters, ultra-high-power relay antennas... everything that the oil base can use must be transported there.
There are also two thousand bags of salt produced in the salt pond, which Liu Xie specially sent when he returned to Chang'an, so that the workers in the oil base could eat Han official salt in advance.
In order to prevent workers from lacking vitamins, Li Yu bought a trailer of onions, eggplants, winter melons, cabbages and other seasonal vegetables while Lu Bu was still at the oil base.
These are common dishes in construction site school cafeterias. They are very cheap and suitable for bulk purchases.
Lu Bu finished emptying the carts and transported ten more sets of wind power equipment.
Wind power in the real world is unstable and comes and goes, so wind power is called garbage power, but the world in the book is different. The gods say hello, there are several levels of wind, it is very stable. .
In addition to wind turbines, Lu Bu also transported several sets of diesel stoves suitable for use in canteens to upgrade the kitchen equipment at the oil base.
“The pit is not big enough. Let’s dig it again and smooth the bottom. Later I will drive the tanker over to pour concrete and call all the workers who participated in the dusting last time.”
Before arriving at the oil base, Lu Bu told them through the intercom to start digging a pit for the wind power base in advance.
But when he brought the fixed structure of the base over, he found that the hole was a little smaller.
A few workers who knew how to excavate the machine quickly widened the pit. Lu Bu came to the real world and reported the amount of concrete. Then he picked up a pair of chopsticks and took a dumpling from Yuwen Chengdu's bowl to taste. Taste it:
“Hey, this stuffing is really good, do you have any tips?”
Li Yu said:
"Just add more peppercorn water, it's very simple."
This mouthful of dumplings directly brought out Lu Bu's greed:
"In addition to beef and green onions, what other fillings are there?"
“Pork and fennel, fresh meat and lotus root, and shrimps... I originally wanted to make mackerel stuffing, but there is no mackerel on the market today, so I’ll have to make it next time.”
Lu Bu liked to eat fennel, so he specially served a small pot of dumplings stuffed with fennel. While eating, he asked Zhao Yun and Zhao Feng about their studies.
After eating and drinking, the concrete was also delivered. Lu Bu drove the pump truck there first, and then drove the tank truck to the oil base. The hussar general turned into a dust collector at the construction site.
On the other side, at the entrance of Wa Palace, Taibai Jinxing specially posted a banner at the door saying "Welcome the Holy Child Concubine for guidance", and racked his brains to think of ways to curry favor with the Holy Child Concubine.
Zhang Daoling suggested:
“The Great Holy Princess likes all kinds of strange characters. If Chang Geng has time, he can help find some... The evolution of Chinese characters is of great significance to archaeologists. Great attraction, if you can provide some materials, the Great Holy Princess will definitely be very happy."
When Taibai Jinxing heard this, it was a simple matter. He planned to go to Water Margin to talk about the Liao Kingdom in the Yue World. Find someone who is proficient in Khitan script and make a text comparison table so that the Holy Princess can learn this script.
Zhang Daoling set his goal on Xianbei characters and asked the Holy Princess to master several more characters.
Inside the Wa Palace, Queen Houtu heard that her eldest daughter-in-law was coming, and she was so happy:
“When will we leave?”
The Queen said:
"Zhao Yun's luck value has been increased to the limit by Dundun. When he enters the world in the book, I plan to do an experiment. If possible, I will let Tongtong come in and play for a few days... If everything goes well, we can see you after the Mid-Autumn Festival. It’s my daughter-in-law’s turn!”
————————
10,000 words have been completed today, please vote for me, brothers!
(End of this chapter)