Chapter 547 Wukong’s fishing law enforcement! [Requesting a monthly pass]
“Old man Tutu, is there a Guanyin Temple nearby?”
We are almost reaching the Black Bear Spirit’s territory, so we have to explore the location in advance to avoid conquering this guy. What happened when "Second Junior Brother" happened?
Tu Tu Gong cupped his hands and replied:
"The Great Sage, there is indeed a Guanyin Temple eighty miles west of here. There is an enlightened monk in it, named Elder Jinchi. He lived hundreds of years in a mortal body. It is said that the Buddha did not want to take him back to Lingshan because of his hard work."
Wukong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Isn’t it the black bear spirit who taught him the method of extending life, and he lived to be 270 years old? What does it have to do with Buddha?
Guanyin Bodhisattva, on the other hand, knew clearly that Elder Jinchi had bad conduct, but ignored him and allowed him to do whatever he wanted. He was obviously suspected of covering up.
The mountain god added:
"There is a Black Wind Mountain twenty miles south of Guanyin Temple. There is a Black Wind Cave on the mountain. There lives a spirit with great supernatural powers. The Great Sage came from Be careful when passing by.”
careful? He is the one I, Old Sun, are looking for!
From the time we set off from Two Worlds Mountain to now, Wukong has been carrying the luggage. Now we finally have a suitable successor, but we can’t just miss it.
After obtaining the information, Wukong took out two good luck cat pendants and rewarded them to the mountain god and the land:
“This pendant can bless you with good luck. If you pray sincerely every day, you will be better. There is an unexpected harvest... I will tell you two the secrets now. If you encounter problems that cannot be solved in the future, you can pray to Erlang Xiansheng, and someone will show up to keep you safe."
< br>The mountain god and the land didn’t expect that they could gain such a big harvest just by chatting. They wished they could give Wukong a kiss on the spot.
After the two grassroots little gods left, Xuanzang washed the dishes, put away the cassette stove and said:
"Since we are almost at the Zen Temple, let's set off now. It won't be too late to stop at the Guanyin Zen Temple. "
In the original work, the master and the apprentice stayed in the Guanyin Temple for two or three days. Wukong was looking for his cassock, while Monk Tang was sitting in the Zen Temple, enjoying the service of the disciples in the temple. It was very comfortable.
Should I say it or not, the throwing of the cassock was purely caused by Wukong showing off his cassock.
Since entering Guanyin Temple, Xuanzang has always adhered to the principle of keeping a low profile and praised everything in the temple in various ways, just like the leader of the group.
Elder Jinchi was even more excited after being praised like this. He kept showing off his collection, showing off more than 700 cassocks, and then asked to see what treasures the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty brought.
Xuan Zang knew very well the principle of not revealing one's wealth when going out, and quickly said that the Eastern Tang Dynasty was a poor place with few valuable treasures. He had come here through begging all the way.
Just as he was talking, Wukong, who had always wanted to overpower Elder Jinchi, finally caught the opportunity and insisted on showing off his cassock, which led to a series of subsequent changes.
Xuan Zang installed the cassette stove and asked Wukong:
"When we get to Guanyin Temple, will we still fight for wealth and display cassocks as in the original work?"
Wukong chuckled:
"Elder Jinchi is not greedy enough, and Guangzhi Guangmou around him is even more evil. This time, I will not only show off my cassock, but also prepare to take all the treasures given by His Highness the Holy Son." Come out to show off, amplify their greed, and then invite Master Ksitigarbha to come over to administer justice..."
I heard that there is a term in the real world called fishing for law enforcement, so I, Old Sun, will also go fishing for law enforcement this time. Catch all the moths in Buddhism!
Xuan Zang thought about it for a moment and felt that if nothing unexpected happened, with Wukong's troubles, even if the Guanyin Temple was not demolished, it would have to be renamed and worshiped by other Bodhisattvas.
In the original work, all the people around Elder Jinchi were evil. Guangzhi suggested killing Wukong and Xuanzang, and robbed the horses, luggage and cassocks. Guanghui felt that Wukong was difficult to deal with, so he suggested burning them to death.
Elder Jinchi thought the strategy was good, so he began to assign tasks and asked his monks to carry firewood to the Zen room where Master Tang and his disciples lived, preparing to burn the two of them to death.
It can be seen from their conversation that this is not the first time that this group of people has done evil. The seven hundred golden cassocks collected by Elder Jinchi may have come from this way.
Unfortunately, all the plans were learned by Wukong, and the plan of setting fire naturally came to nothing.
However, the monkey was also wilted. Instead of having an attack on the spot, he ran to the sky, borrowed a magic weapon from King Guangmu to make a fire shield, and covered Tang Monk with it. Tang Monk slept until dawn, completely Didn't know there was a fire burning outside.
“Wukong, if he accepts the black bear spirit, what name should he be given?”
Xuanzang got on the white horse and began to discuss the name of his second apprentice.
Wukong picked up the burden and said with a smile:
"The bear's nickname is Tiger. The black bear looks like a charcoal seller. If not, I would call him Black Tiger. What do you think, Master?" "
" No, over there in the Three Kingdoms world, Zhou Gongjin is leading people to exterminate the Black Mountain Army. It would be quite unlucky to call him this name, and the black bear has become a spirit. The surname should be Xiong. Don't do it because of his appearance. I changed my surname when I got black."
Wukong rolled his eyes and had another idea:
"My name is Sun Wukong, so he should also be a member of the Wu generation, or should I call him Xiong Wubai? It coincides with the idea that people with dark skin want to become white, which is also consistent with common sense."
Xuan Zang felt that his eldest disciple was pondering. The name was not very reliable, so he thought about it and said:
"When it gets dark, I will go to the real world and report the matter to His Highness the Holy Son. I will also ask him to give me a name. This will make more sense. , the black bear spirit will not have any complaints.”
“Okay, I’m going to the Tang Dynasty to see the construction of the salt pond.”
The master and the apprentice walked forward one more time. After a long time, when it was completely dark, Xuanzang found a small wooden house on the roadside where hunters rested. After dismounting, Xuanzang opened the door and took a look, lit the fire pit, and then walked through the porch and came to the real world.
When he arrived, Li Yu had just finished his lunch break and was in the kitchen preparing porridge.
Mu Guiying came back from driving practice and planned to go to the river with Diao Chan to catch some small fish and make small fish stewed with tofu in the evening. When she saw Xuanzang, Mu Guiying asked:
" Sanzang, you are late. If you come here early, you can still eat the desserts we prepared."
Xuan Zang quickly saluted and thanked:
"Thank you, Holy Princess, for thinking about it. It's the little monk who can bear it. .”
After saying hello, he came to the restaurant and found Li Yu:
"Your Highness, Wukong and I are about to arrive at Guanyin Temple. I would also like to ask Your Highness to give the black bear spirit a Dharma name so that he can correct his evil ways and return to the right path. , come with me to the West to obtain scriptures."
Give me a Dharma name?
If you come to me about this matter, you are looking for the wrong person. I am just a bad name person... Li Yu said:
"I have to discuss it with my wife, by the way. , I plan to build a small temple for you to travel back and forth in the scenic spot, what are your requirements?”
When Xuanzang heard this, he said:
"Everything should be kept simple. Only worship my teacher Tathagata Buddha. The statue should not be too big, do not make a golden body, and do not set it up as a god..."
He After talking a lot, Li Yu felt a little embarrassed:
"If you put it all together, it should be the shabbiest Buddhist temple in the country. Are you sure you don't want to make it more luxurious?"
>"No need, only by abandoning gold and silver common things can I become a Buddha and reach the Land of Ultimate Bliss... Refining the mind in the world of mortals is easily contaminated by the world. If it is actively contaminated, Buddhism will once again become a place of filth and evil."
Since Xuanzang made such a request, Li Yu didn't say anything else. He wrote them down on his mobile phone one by one and would find someone to start building the small temple tomorrow.
The statue of the old mother is next to the water pavilion, right next to the water. The small Buddhist temple stands on the ridge opposite. There is a viewing platform there. Usually there are not many tourists, and only a few people go up. Take a photo and leave.
When the small temple is completed, it will be regarded as an additional scenic spot. Xuanzang will come here to give lectures when he is not busy, promote the correct Buddhist concepts, and reverse the confusing and confusing ideas of modern Buddhism.
Li Yu washed his hands and led Xuanzang to the study, where Zhou Ruotong was sorting out recent expenditure items.
"Daughter-in-law, Xuanzang came to ask about the Dharma name of the black bear spirit. Please think of one."
Zhou Ruotong saved the financial form on the computer, took out the screenshots collected on the phone, took a look at it, and then said:
"The black bear spirit should be named Xiong, with the courtesy name Wu. He was in trouble at the Guanyin Temple. He committed the precept of greed, but his heart was not bad. He stole the cassock because he worshiped and worshiped Buddha. Unfortunately, he could not find the direction. Elder Jinchi, whom he deliberately befriended, also had no Buddha nature at all... Otherwise, let's call him Xiong Wuming, Mingxin. , understand the truth, clarify the will, find the right direction, and become a true Buddha.” I will definitely shed tears of gratitude.”
Li Yu also didn’t expect that Professor Zhou would use professional Buddhist terminology:
"Did my wife secretly make up lessons?"
"Two days ago, I sent a message to my grandpa and asked him what his name would be if Black Bear Spirit replaced Zhu Bajie in joining the Buddhist scripture learning team. This is what he replied to me... This name was not given by my fake Professor Zhou, but by the history expert Professor Zhou.”
Good guy, Silent has got another super adviser. Li Yu asked:
“Are you having a showdown with grandpa?”
"No. I was just replying to netizens' questions, and grandpa replied in a long paragraph... But on the day of the engagement, grandpa also said that he didn't ask too many questions about the things we did. If there were any problems that he couldn't solve, he would I came to help solve it.”
It seems that Yuxi has been exposed.
But think about it, the jade seal in the Three Kingdoms world has been used for more than 400 years. Even if it is fake, it is still a cultural relic that is more than 400 years old. The sharp eyes of the Zhou family will definitely notice something is wrong. , and after contacting the cultural relics given before, it is easy to guess something.
Having known that he would be recognized, he asked Xuanzang to bring the jade seal from Journey to the West. It had inscriptions on it and had been worn by kings for thousands of years. It would look more primitive. The Zhou family should Even more shocked.
In addition to the world of Journey to the West, the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties also has a jade seal inherited from the country.
In the original work, after the black bear spirit received Tang Monk's cassock, he wrote a bunch of greetings to hold a Buddhist robe party. After getting all three jade seals, he placed all the jade seals from the three worlds in the B&B. We will also hold a jade seal party. .
It’s just a good time to test whether putting three jade seals together will trigger the jade seal elimination music.
If you really want to synthesize a super jade seal, let Li Shimin hold it in his hand, point to the sky and ask:
"Jade Emperor, how many divisions do you have?"
Uh, This scene is so good, it would be better to turn around and threaten the Pope in the West... Li Yu shook off the thoughts in his mind and felt that it was only right to think more about improving the lives of the people. As for the war between gods and the like, let Lao Lao Mother, please think about it.
As mere mortals, we can just do some trivial things.
Xuan Zang didn’t stay long. After receiving the Dharma name of Black Bear Spirit, he was about to leave. Li Yu led him to the warehouse and gave him twenty boxes of canned fruits.
Canned fruits contain high sugar content and can be used to satisfy hunger when necessary. Moreover, they are pure vegetarian food and can be eaten by both master and apprentice.
Xuan Zang thanked him and drove the electric tricycle to take the canned fruit away. Wukong hadn’t come back yet. He took the can down, placed it in the corner, and sent the electric tricycle to the real world. .
When he returned to the world of Journey to the West, he saw Wukong sitting cross-legged on the box, holding an open can of yellow peach, grabbing the plastic fork that came with the box, and eating the pulp inside.
"Master, this thing is really delicious, and the jar is like crystal. If I give this to Erlang, he will definitely be so happy."
Give him the jar after you finish eating it, right... Xuan Zang said:
“This is the canned fruit sent by His Highness the Holy Son. If you like it, I will bring more next time. If you are not busy, go and send two boxes to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun and let him try it too. Taste."
"Don't worry, I, Old Sun, will definitely share it with him, and Xiao Nezha will also get two boxes."
After that, Wukong talked about the salt pond. Change, the wind turbine has started working, the machine has started running, and the coarse salt with more impurities has turned into snow-white fine salt.
"The person in charge of this matter, Fang Xuanling, was so happy when he saw the snow-white salt grains that he wiped away tears. He also proposed to name it Holy Salt, but Li Shimin rejected it. He still used the name previously decided by His Highness the Son, Official Salt of the Tang Dynasty. Now One hundred thousand bags have been produced, and your majesty will bring the first bag for you to eat on the way."
After saying that, Wukong took out a 500-gram bag of Tang Dynasty official salt. .
Xuan Zang received it and looked around, intending to send it to the real world.
The first bag of Han official salt from the Three Kingdoms was given to His Highness the Holy Son, and the first bag of salt from the Westward Journey side naturally had to be sent to His Highness the Holy Son for collection.
Xuan Zang came to the real world and gave the salt to Li Yu. Then he returned to the world of Journey to the West and stayed one night with Wukong in the hut. The next morning, he asked Wukong to prepare a lot of firewood in the house. , and then left on horseback.
This kind of hut where hunters rest will store some daily necessities, and those who rest can use whatever they need to make up for it, so as to help those who come after them.
The master and apprentice walked all day long. In the evening, they saw many pavilions and palaces built on the mountainside in the distance. They looked extremely luxurious, especially under the setting sun, the glazed tiles on the roofs exuded golden light. It made Xuanzang feel like he was back in Chang'an.
“Such a prosperous temple was built with the anointing of many believers. What a sin!”
In the real world, Li Yu funded the temple construction, but Xuanzang chose The configuration can be called "the shame of Buddhism", but this Guanyin Temple is as luxurious as an imperial palace, which made Xuanzang sigh.
If it is a small temple in the wilderness, it would be fine if the elders inside have evil intentions. But such a glorious Zen temple must have registered with Guanyin, but it is really hateful to allow the elders here to do whatever they want. !
Wukong said with a smile:
“Master, please don’t break the precept of anger. Nowadays, which Buddhist temple is not trying its best to build gold bodies, donate sesame oil, and even ask believers to donate their family’s land... If you encounter this kind of situation, The situation makes me angry. If I don’t reach Lingshan, I guess Master will become the angry-eyed God of Buddhism.”
The master and the apprentice walked forward for another half an hour, and finally arrived at the gate of Guanyin Temple.
At the foot of the steps outside the mountain gate, a sharp-eyed Zhike monk was waiting. Xuanzang got off his horse and pronounced a Buddhist name to the Zhike monk:
"I am an imperial envoy from His Majesty the Tang Dynasty. I have been ordered to go to Daleiyin Temple to pray to Buddha and obtain scriptures. Today I passed by the treasure place. I hope that I can provide food and accommodation for my convenience." He calls himself a poor monk, and the most he can say is that he comes from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, but today, he directly revealed his official identity.
As soon as he heard that he was an imperial envoy, Zhike Monk quickly ordered someone to open the mountain gate and asked the young novice monk to inform the master of the courtyard and Elder Jinchi to prepare a queue to welcome him.
The eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty, although they don’t know how high their level is, everyone knows that the Tang Dynasty has 500,000 cavalry, which is enough for the monks of Guanyin Temple to treat each other with courtesy.
Soon, the monks from the temple came out and walked through the middle gate, which was very grand.
However, Xuanzang's focus was only on them. Regardless of their position, these monks wore silk robes. The master of the temple and the old Jinchi elder with wrinkles on his face even wore robes inlaid with gold threads. , the hat is full of jewels, and even the crutch he is leaning on is studded with gold stars, making it look like a star.
Just these clothes cost half the county's tax... Xuanzang sighed in his heart, feeling that the death of this elder Jinchi was really not a pity.
The two parties exchanged polite greetings for a while and entered the temple together.
Logically speaking, Xuanzang should go to the main hall to worship Guanyin Bodhisattva at this time, but he was in a bad mood and directly expressed that he was tired from the journey and wanted to eat as soon as possible.
The monks in the temple naturally agreed. On the way to the dining room, Wukong began to set up a trap:
"This elder is full of treasures. It's really annoying."
Elder Jinchi was originally intimidated by Wukong's appearance, but when he heard the monkey praising himself, he immediately cheered up, and everything from his shoes and hats to his body The monk's robes were all shown off.
When we arrived at the dining room, the exquisite tableware inside was even more astonishing. The chopsticks were made of gold inlaid with jade, the plates were edged with pure gold, and even the dining tables and chairs were inlaid with gold.
The entire restaurant is extremely luxurious. As for the food, it is also very particular. Not only the dishes are exquisite, but also there are a variety of flavors. Xuanzang unconsciously thought of the Gongde Forest mentioned by Li Yu.
Maybe this is the so-called imitation meat dish?
Xuanzang tasted briefly and didn't eat much. Instead, Wukong happily ate the fruit plate. After eating, he asked Zhike Monk to get two more plates.
After eating and drinking, Elder Jinchi asked people to serve tea sets, which were also luxurious and exquisite. As for the tea, it was not ordinary. Elder Jinchi spoke with lucidity and showed off his words both inside and outside.
Xuan Zang gave a few false compliments and was not very interested, but Wukong, on the other hand, kept coming out with all kinds of complimentary words, making Elder Jinchi smile with joy, and then led everyone to the back. In the Zen courtyard, I saw his collection of more than 700 gold silk cassocks and other treasures.
After the display was completed, Elder Jinchi asked:
"The eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty also brought a treasure, right? Why don't you take it out for me to open my eyes?"
This is what Wukong was waiting for, and he couldn't wait to say:
"You, an old monk, have been showing off for a long time, and you think you have some good things, but they are just rags, and they are not worth mentioning in the hands of our people of the Tang Dynasty. !”
His rude words directly aroused the anger of the monks.
Everyone asked Wukong to bring out some good things and show them, and don’t talk empty words.
Wukong laughed, took out a handheld game console from his arms, and played a game of Tetris to these bumpkins.
Elder Jinchi looked at this magical baby with greed in his eyes.
Ha, I took the bait... Wukong was overjoyed, and the fishing law enforcement officially began!
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