Chapter 549: Charcoal seller, do you want to come with us to learn from it? [Requesting monthly tickets]
Soon, the area around the Guanyin Hall was filled with firewood. Guangmou, who came up with the idea, held up a torch and lit the firewood himself. When the fire reached the sky, he rushed to the Zen room behind to announce the good news. .
What a fool...Wukong complained, feeling that Guangmou's IQ and Dharma name were completely inversely proportional.
Even if this thing is successful, the person who gets the cassock is Elder Jinchi, but the shit basin will be held on you, the arsonist.
Once the government comes to investigate, Guangmou will definitely be pushed out of the tank immediately, but the biggest benefit recipient, Elder Jinchi, can be pushed out completely.
Guangmou came up with the idea and started the fire. I'm just a bad old man who likes cassocks. What can I do wrong?
The fire was getting bigger and bigger. Wukong took a close-up shot around the burning Guanyin Hall, then sat cross-legged on the roof of the side hall, quietly waiting for the hot little bear to appear whose face was unclear.
"On such a dark night, even if the black coal comes in front of me, I'm afraid I won't be able to see it clearly."
After teasing the future second junior brother, Wukong took out something from the bag on his waist A bottle of canned oranges, and just as I was about to take advantage of this rare opportunity to enjoy the beautiful scenery, I suddenly saw heavy rain falling from the sky, heading straight towards the burning Guanyin Hall.
But before it fell, those raindrops seemed to have entered another space and been transferred away.
Huh? Is this someone having a fight?
Wukong stopped eating the canned food and quickly flew into the air. He saw a huge jade bottle hidden in the clouds in the sky, which was giving rain.
Above the Guanyin Hall, there is a golden gold-tin Zen stick floating. Whenever raindrops fall, the Zen stick will automatically open a ghostly passage. The raindrops will fall in and water a dying tree. peach tree roots.
Hey, it can actually open the gate to the underworld. Isn’t this the magical weapon of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?
Could this be two Bodhisattvas fighting in the air?
Wukong thought this scene was quite interesting, so he took out a pack of Qiacha melon seeds and a bottle of cherry-flavored Coke from the bag on his waist, intending to watch the show up close.
Two king-level Bodhisattvas are fighting. The Three Realms have not been so lively in many years.
However, before he could eat melon seeds, drink Coke and enjoy the close-up movie viewing service in the VIP box, the jade purification bottle and Zen staff came to him.
You can’t even watch the excitement, you’re so stingy... Wukong quickly flew away on a somersault cloud, just in time to see a black wind floating from the south.
Hey, the little bear is here!
The black bear essence turned into a black wind, which originally came towards the Guanyin Hall, but at this time the fire had already reached the sky. The wind looked around and then rushed towards the Zen room in the backyard.
Not long after, the black wind carried Xuanzang’s colorful cassock away from the Guanyin Temple and headed south.
Okay, the disaster has officially begun, and then it’s time to outwit the little bear.
Wukong completed his mission. He checked his luggage to make sure he had everything with him. He went to the backyard to say hello to Xiao Bailong, then went outside the monastery, found a tree branch, lay down on it, and fell asleep.
In the real world restaurant, everyone sat together and started eating vegetarian noodles that had just been cooked.
There are toppings for noodles on the table, such as mushroom sauce, fried chicken berries, olives, hazelnut mushroom sauce, pickled beans, fried eggplant dices, stir-fried tofu, pickled bamboo shoots... There are seven or eight things prepared. Xuanzang could eat everything without any meat or meat.
"Thank you, Your Highness, the Holy Son. You can eat what you should. You don't need to take such care of the young monk."
Xuan Zang was a little flattered and quickly saluted and thanked him.
Li Yu put some sour beans in his bowl and said with a smile:
“We will also eat some vegan meals with you and experience the life of lay people... You’re welcome, you can eat it. Eat as much as you want, don’t be restrained.”
Zhou Ruotong took Li Yu's mobile phone, read the requirements of the scenic temple and asked:
"Xuan Zang, don't you want the statues of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva as well?"
"No, just Just worship my teacher Tathagata Buddha."
Liu Xie thought of the Buddhist knowledge he had just learned recently and asked: "What about Wei Tuo? Shouldn't the small temple be erected on the ground? Wei Tuo does not accept the support of outside monks.”
Xuanzang shook his head:
“This is not a Buddhist temple, and there is no need for Skanda to protect the Dharma.”
Mu Guiying was confused when he heard this:
“Why don’t you pestle the ground? Damn it, does Wei Tuo want to plant green onions upside down?"
Li Shimin said:
"Your Majesty, Third Master, does not know that the Skanda in temples generally have three postures. One is holding the demon-conquering pestle vertically with one hand, which is also called shoulder-carrying Skanda. It generally refers to large temples. Wandering monks and traveling monks can hang it for free. The second type is to put Skanda's hands together, and the pestle is placed across the arm, which is also called laying the Skanda horizontally. Wandering monks can hang it for one day; the last one is a small temple, with the pestle leaning on the ground, which means No one is welcome to hang out with monks. "
When the wandering monks in the past saw Wei Tuo's attitude, they knew what to do. There was no need to argue or communicate anymore, which was more convenient.
Xuan Zang took a bite of noodles and gave everyone some similar knowledge.
He came here today and wanted to go to the scenic spot to see where the temple was built, but it was already late at night, so he forgot about it and went to take a closer look next time.
After finishing the noodles, Zhao Feng drove an electric tricycle and took his wife and children up the mountain. Zhao Yun followed behind on a battery car. The family talked and laughed, and the scene was very warm.
Mu Guiying was very emotional when she saw this:
“I don’t know if I was right in kidnapping Xiao Feixue. I hope Brother Zhao Feng won’t blame me.”
Li Shimin said:
"No, I asked him just now. Brother Zhao is busy learning knowledge now and can't take care of this. But that little Qian'er thinks it's a good thing that his uncle and aunt are ambitious and shouldn't stop them."
After eating and drinking, Xiao Taizong was ready to go back. He came to the warehouse, moved a box of lighters and a box of matches, and planned to let people go to Jinyang City to exchange for gold first.
Liu Xie drove an electric tricycle, took away a cart full of condiments and drinks for the Full Moon Banquet, and returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
There is also a cart of juice drinks and liquor on the way, so we have to wait.
Everyone went back. Xuanzang didn’t want to disturb everyone’s rest, so he simply stayed in the B&B warehouse to meditate.
Mu Guiying smiled and asked:
"Little Sanzang, would you like to find a horror movie for you to watch?"
"No, the young monk can just look at his phone for a while and recite some scriptures silently. I don't need to worry about the Holy Princess."
According to the time, wait until one or two in the morning, it will be dawn over there, and you can go back to take charge of the overall situation. .
After hearing this, everyone said nothing and went upstairs to rest.
When Xuanzang came to the warehouse, Yuwen Chengdu was too lazy to rest, so he simply sat down cross-legged and chatted with Xuanzang until one o'clock in the morning. Xuanzang felt that the time was almost up, so he got up and said goodbye and returned to the world of Journey to the West.
Through the space-time door in the middle of the warehouse, Xuanzang appeared in the ruins of the collapsed Guanyin Hall. The door he left when he left was still there, and it should have been reserved by Wukong specially.
After dusting off his body, Xuanzang stepped out of the ruins. Wukong flew from a distance, and both master and disciple appeared at the same time.
“The unjust souls have come to claim their lives!”
When the monks in the temple saw Wukong and Xuanzang coming out of the ruins, they were so frightened that they ran away in all directions. The timid ones even knelt on the ground and pounded garlic. Kowtow.
Seeing this scene, Xuanzang couldn't help but sigh.
It is true that the whole scripture is read about dogs, and it is very embarrassing.
Wukong stopped pretending now, flew directly into the air, and shouted to the monks in Guanyin Temple:
"My dear grandchildren, who set your grandpa on fire last night? Come forward quickly." , otherwise when I, Lao Sun, find out, I will definitely pick off your heads and put them in a latrine, and suppress them for seven, seven and forty-nine years first!”
Whenever Wukong said this in the past, Xuanzang would They would stop him, thinking that vulgar words were against the purity of Buddhism, but today, he felt that these words were appropriate and relieved his anger.
As soon as Wukong's figure floated into the air, Elder Jinchi took a look at it.
He hurried back to the room and found that the cassock was gone. In his panic, he had the idea of committing suicide for some reason.
However, just as he was about to hit his head against the wall, the original stone wall turned into a soft pillow.
Not only did this impact not succeed in committing suicide, it actually made him feel quite comfortable.
Wukong floated down from the sky, cursing:
“You old skinner, I kindly lent you my cassock to see, but you are not only ungrateful, but you also set fire to us, say this! How should we end this matter? Don’t think about getting rid of it. Even if you escape to the underworld, I will still catch you and throw you into a frying pan and fry you for three to five hundred years!”
Elder Jinchi heard this! , not even daring to have the thought of committing suicide, he sat on the ground dejectedly, pointed at Guangmou, and began to blame:
"Everything is his idea. If the holy monk has any grievances, just let him go!"
Last night's vanguard was completely sold out.
Wukong doesn’t kill mortals. Faced with this situation, beating him to death with a stick goes against the Son’s advice, but it seems unjustifiable if he doesn’t deal with it.
Just as I was thinking about it, a young man with a gun riding on Hot Wheels came from the west: "Great Sage, Nezha is coming!"
Hearing this voice, Wukong laughed:
"I just said that something is wrong if Lingshan doesn't jump out to increase his presence... Little Nezha, what are you doing here?"
" On the order of my master, Elder Jinchi, the master of the Guanyin Temple, Guangzhi, Guangmou and others are escorted back to Lingshan to await their fate!”
Since it is a Buddhist matter, it must be investigated strictly and quickly! .
Of course, the most important thing is to get evidence that Guanshiyin condones believers' misbehavior and prepare to deprive her of her authority.
Nezha took out his demon-binding rope, tied the group tightly, and then led them to a temple at the foot of Lingshan Mountain.
Mortals cannot go directly to Lingshan, so they can only find a nearby human temple for interrogation.
Wukong didn’t bother about these anymore and turned his attention to finding the cassock.
Xuan Zang took over the management of the entire Guanyin Temple, took out all the ultimatums from everyone, held them in his hands, ordered the remaining monks to change into coarse cloth monk robes, and began to clean up the ruins of the Guanyin Temple.
As for the luxurious silk monk robes and the various collections of Elder Jinchi, Wukong sent them all to Chang'an and asked Li Shimin to convert them into silver coins to specifically relieve the poor.
Wukong asked:
"It's all local people's fat and people's anointing. Is it appropriate to use it on the people of the Tang Dynasty?"
Xuan Zang clasped his hands together and said:
"The other day's Duke I will lead the troops to fight here, and these collections will be transported back as spoils of war. Now it is just ahead of schedule... It is the right thing to use the seizures of the Tang Dynasty to relieve the people of the Tang Dynasty. It is not appropriate or not."
Wukong: "..."
Why don't you, Master, change your name to San Zang? This Dharma name is more in line with your temperament.
After the teasing, Wukong began to threaten the remaining monks and asked if there were monsters nearby. After asking, he found out that there is a Batu Mountain twenty miles due south, and there is a Batu Cave on the mountain. There was a black king who often came to the temple to sit and discuss Buddhism with Elder Jinchi.
Lian Yalan is on the way... Wukong calls out the mountain god Land to protect Xuanzang, and then soars into the sky, heading straight for Black Wind Mountain twenty miles away.
As soon as I arrived at the mountain, I saw three goblins sitting under the nearby stone cliff.
The one at the top is a big man as black as coal, the one on the lower left is a Taoist priest, and the one on the lower right is a scholar in white.
This scene is very interesting. Among the three goblins, one likes Buddhism, one likes to practice Taoism, and the other is obviously a follower of Confucianism... The three mainstream beliefs of Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoism are actually reflected in the three goblins.
Of course, from another perspective, Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoism are all fairies of thousands of years, and no one can be said to be noble.
Wukong felt that this scene was quite rare, so he deliberately took a photo in mid-air, then swooped down and picked up the golden cudgel as if to strike. The three goblins fled in all directions, each with more agile movements than the other.
In the original work, Wukong killed the scholar in white with one blow, but this time he did not take action.
Bai Xiucai did a good job in teaching and educating people. He was much better than the group of evil-doing monks in Guanyin Temple. There was no reason to kill him.
After the three goblins left, Wukong swaggered to the Batu Cave and ordered the little goblin at the door:
"Go, call your king out, and tell him that his grandpa is here!"< br>
While he is not a junior brother yet, take advantage of Little Bear Bear first.
However, the black bear spirit was not a vegetarian, so he picked up the black tassel gun and rushed over without saying a word.
I saw him with a face like the bottom of a pot, a black beard, wearing black gold armor, holding a big gun with a black tassel in his hand, and his whole body was black.
"Where did the monkey come from? How dare you call yourself grandpa!"
"Hey, my dear grandson, you call me grandpa when you meet him, you are very sensible!"
In the original work, Wukong came for a few moments With a hundred words of self-praise, he described himself as the most famous monster throughout the ages, but the black bear spirit broke his guard with one sentence, so this time he did not boast again, but straight to the point:
"Hand over grandpa. Kasaya, grandpa will give you a good fortune!”
As soon as the black bear spirit heard that Wukong had taken advantage of him, he raised his spear and started fighting. The fight lasted until noon, and the two still couldn’t decide the winner.
"Sun Xingzhe, I and I will withdraw our troops and wait until I have a meal before I fight with you again!"
Soon, the black bear spirit found a reason to escape, and Wukong laughed:
"You are such a good guy. You will definitely not come out again after you go into the cave. Instead, you will write invitations to prepare for your so-called Buddhist robe party, right?"
Of course Lao Hei will not admit it. :
"I just have an empty stomach and am returning home to have a meal. If you don't believe it, come back in an hour and I will definitely be waiting for you here."
After saying that, he planned to turn into a black wind and escape. Unexpectedly, Wukong suddenly asked:
"Charcoal seller, do you eat meat or vegetarian food?"
Black bear spirit quilt This question made me a little confused:
"I haven't eaten meat for hundreds of years. Sun Xingzhe, why are you asking this? Do you want to give me food?"
Wukong really paid for it. I took out a bottle of canned yellow peaches and a bottle of canned oranges and threw them over:
"The iron lid on top will open with just a twist. Have a taste and consider it as a gift to you. Fight with grandpa in the afternoon and put in more effort. Don't act like you haven't eaten."
After that, Wukong He flew away first, leaving the black bear spirit unable to react for a moment.
But he didn't have time to think about this at the moment. He hurried back to the cave, arranged tomorrow's banquet, and hurriedly wrote a lot of invitations, and then he paid attention to the canned food sent by Wukong.
With the attitude of giving it a try, the black bear essence opened and took a sip. Suddenly, his dark face was filled with happiness:
“My dear mother, there is such a sweet thing in the world. Eat? Couldn’t this monkey have stolen it from the Heavenly Palace? How about changing tomorrow’s robe to the Immortal Fruit robe?”
On the other side, Wukong returned to Guanyin Temple. He drank a lot of water first, talked about what he had seen in the morning, pointed at the working monks and asked for instructions:
"Master, how to deal with them? "
"Destroy the ultimatum, expel the Buddhist sect, and fend for themselves in the future. If they dare to pretend to be a Buddhist sect, the monks will teach them a lesson... I just looked at the land deed, and there are close names in the name of Guanyin Zen Temple. There are millions of acres of fertile land, and the people in half the county are long-term workers in the temple."
Xuan Zang really wanted to hand over the land deed to Datang, but it was thousands of miles away from Chang'an, and Qin Qiong didn't know when. Lead the troops to fight.
Alas, the team traveling too fast was lagging behind at the national border.
Wukong rolled his eyes and quickly came up with an idea:
"You can leave it to Bai Xiucai. As a scholar, he definitely wants to be a parent official... Why not let the Tang Dynasty appoint Bai Xiucai as the leader of this place?" Officials, just treat this place as an enclave of the Tang Dynasty, and just return to the arms of the Tang Dynasty when the army is over."
Xuan Zang thought this was a good idea, and planned to arrange this after accepting the black bear spirit.
Wukong rested for a while and came to Black Wind Mountain again. He met the little demon who sent the invitation. Instead of beating him to death, he knocked him unconscious and tied him to a big tree, and then turned into an elder of Jinchi. With a look of disbelief, holding the greeting card, he tremblingly arrived at the Batu Caves.
Originally it went well, and Wukong also saw the cassock, but when he saw two cans of fruit solemnly placed in front of the shrine by the black bear spirit, with a magic circle around them, he couldn't help but feel happy:
"My son, is the canned food delicious?"
The stuffing leaked out when he opened his mouth, and the black bear spirit immediately fought with him with a black gun.
The two of them fought from the inside to the outside of the cave, and neither could do anything to the other. Without magical powers, Wukong really couldn't do anything to this guy.
But with the magical power activated, regardless of whether he has the power of heaven and earth, the incarnation outside his body, or the three heads and six arms, Wukong is considered defeated.
It is not scary to meet an opponent in chess. Whoever opens first will be embarrassed.
Seeing that it was getting dark, Wukong thought of the twists and turns in the original work, and took the initiative to jump out of the battle circle and asked:
"The charcoal seller, there are no outsiders here, I might as well tell you, do you want to go to the Western Heaven Thunder with us?" Yin Temple, seek the true scripture to benefit all people?”
The black bear spirit was stunned for a moment:
“I heard that the quota is fixed, and other fairies are not qualified to get involved.”
"Whatever is decided, just tell me whether you want to go or not. If you don't want to go, I will directly use the magic, heaven, and earth to slay the demons. If you are willing, then you will be my second junior brother from now on."
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In the Cuiyun Palace of the underworld, Ksitigarbha couldn't help but pat his head:
"This Sun Wukong, why did you even steal my lines? You just accepted the black bear spirit, then wouldn't I become a decoration?"
As soon as he arrived and thought about this, he found a beautiful porcelain bottle falling from the sky above Black Wind Mountain, and its target was the black bear spirit.
Here comes the work... Ksitigarbha put on his cassock without saying a word, picked up the gold and tin Zen staff that can open the door to hell, and in a flash, he appeared fully armed on the top of Black Wind Mountain, ready to rescue Our little bear...
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