Chapter 563: Little fat cat, do you want to travel to the world in the book? [Requesting monthly votes]
“Sister Yunxiao praised the delicious tofu pudding you made, are you happy?”
After dinner, Zhou Ruotong sat in the pavilion and taught Diao Chan how to play the guitar. Li Yu finished cleaning up The kitchen was just about to go over to edify him, and Mu Guiying, who had gone to deliver bean curds to Yunxiao, came back and pulled him to whisper.
Li Yu laughed:
“Just messing around with it, what’s wrong with it?”
"Laugh if you want, I'm not jealous... Zhao Gongming said that he can eat a jar of pickles in one meal. If you want to marry Sister Yunxiao, you have to eat a jar of pickles on the spot."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I have attended several weddings since I graduated. I have seen people blocking the door and asking for red envelopes, and I have also seen people put a bunch of wine at the door and force the groom to drink.
But my uncle is such a pickle... What kind of weird custom is this?
And it’s not just two bites, but a jar. There are so many pickles that even if you bring the entire wedding party, it’s still too much to finish.
Li Yu asked:
"Is this some kind of rule in the world of gods?"
Zi Shou never mentioned this, nor did it appear in the encyclopedia of Chaoge customs given by Wen Zhong before. As for pickles, there weren't even any pickles at that time. Only nobles could eat various kinds of sauces, and they were very miserable.
Mu Guiying said with a smile:
"When Zhao Gongming first came into contact with mortals in Chaoge, he was not sure about his appetite. He ate a large jar of pickles in one meal, which was more than what an average family would eat in a year. The quantity is large, and then he regards it as a great thing and brags about it.”
After all, he is also the God of Wealth, can you pursue him a little bit?
Li Yu took out a watermelon from the refrigerator and handed it to Mu Guiying:
"Take it to the pavilion and eat it. The watermelon is out of the market. If you want to eat this kind of melon in the future, you have to Wait until next year.”
“What do you mean? You won’t be able to eat watermelon in the future?”
“You can eat it all year round, but this kind of flower-skinned melon is only available in Yinzhou. Now that the season is here, we can only eat sweet potatoes grown outside.”
Mu Guiying took it as soon as she heard it, carried the watermelon to the pavilion, and shared it with Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan.
Li Yu took a newly bought tablet and downloaded a bunch of tutorials on making beancurd, and also took along similar food tutorials such as ginger milk, double skin milk, milk tofu, almond tofu and so on. He came out, and then secretly asked Brother Dao to call Zi Shou and ask him to give the tablet to Yun Xiao.
When Yunxiao learns it, there will be an endless supply of delicious food.
We are not greedy, we are purely trying to help Yunxiao maintain her humanity. After all, after killing three corpses, it is easy to be assimilated by the way of heaven, so we have to help her as much as possible.
Zisheng came to the door of the small courtyard where Sanxiao lived with his tablet computer. Before he could knock on the door, Qiongxiao greeted him:
“Your Majesty Zishou, did my brother-in-law ask you to deliver something again?”
“Yes, he asked me to transfer this tablet to Empress Yunxiao.”
“Give it to me. Let’s go!”
Qiong Xiao took the tablet and returned to the small courtyard happily. Just as Zishou was about to leave, two trays suddenly flew out of the small courtyard with various snacks on them.
Yunxiao’s voice came from the yard:
"Send one plate to the real world for me, and your majesty can take the other one back to share with your family... Also tell your husband that I like the poems he wrote."
Zi Shou agreed and hurriedly delivered it. In the real world, he conveyed Yun Xiao's words to Li Yu.
"Poetry? When did I write poetry?"
Li Yu felt a little confused. He pinched a piece of pumpkin cake and tasted it. It tasted very good, so he sent it back, and then I brought the snacks to the pavilion and invited a few beauties to taste them.
As for the poem, it is most likely the edict of a certain queen... Hey, why did I use royal vocabulary?
As expected, the one who is close to vermilion is red, the one who is close to ink is black, and the one who is close to emperor is emperor!
Putting down the tray, Li Yu took the guitar and performed an impromptu solo for several people. Zhou Ruotong smiled and asked:
"Your chords are too messy, aren't they? The rhythm is also unstable. . ”
“You just say improvisation, right?”
Li Yu didn’t dare to go too far. After all, this guitar cost nearly six figures, not one or two hundred yuan in college. Not to mention playing with the piano, even if you imitate a rock star and smash the piano impromptu, there is no financial pressure.
Zhou Ruotong took Li Yu's mobile phone and looked at the four infantry fighting vehicles to be auctioned:
"The performance of this kind of vehicle was a bit excessive in ancient times. The Dongfeng Warrior is actually more than enough. The only shortcoming may be The fuel tank is too small, so you have to convert it into a large fuel tank when you buy it."
Li Yu said:
"We won't use so many for the time being. When the production capacity of the oil base increases, we can give each one. The troops are all equipped with a tank truck with strong off-road capabilities. It will be much more convenient to equip a few command vehicles at that time. "
The output of the oil base is relatively small now, and the oil extracted is self-injection. I think. To achieve high production, oil wells must be drilled.
Li Yu ate two pieces of watermelon, and tasted the Yunxiao cake and mille-feuille cake. Then he picked up his phone and looked at the water and electricity equipment units he ordered.
Several sets of generators need to be installed on the Hutuo River. The construction is very difficult. Just the amount of concrete required will keep the mixing station busy for a while.
When the hydropower station is built, the weapons workshop will be moved to the side of the dam, using electricity to make steel, and then forging it into various sophisticated weapons and armor to increase defense and combat effectiveness.
But equipment alone is not enough, the soldiers’ fighting will must also be improved.
In addition, a good military pay system must be formed. As long as the military pay is in place, it will not be a problem to deal with the aliens.
Take the Western Army, which has been training with Xixia all year round, for example. If they are paid enough and their food, grass and weapons are not deducted, they will definitely be able to reach the capital of Xixia within a year, and even take the Xixia royal family to Kaifeng for prisoner sacrifice. ceremony.
Unfortunately, the Song Dynasty had rich experience in limiting the combat effectiveness of the army. Just after winning two battles, the generals would be transferred away, for fear that the yellow robe would happen again.
This is how a dynasty whose country is governed by injustice is like this. They are afraid of wolves in front and tigers in the back, and they are trembling with fear no matter what they do.
The dynasties that have been conquered in an upright manner, such as the Han Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty, are very tolerant. As long as you are useful, no matter where you are from, I will give you an official title.
This kind of mind is the true magnanimity of a great country.
Although the Ming Dynasty was also a conquered court, because Zhu Di had usurped the throne of his nephew, he was still somewhat unconfident. Even the Jin Yiwei was not at ease, so he established the East Factory to supervise the Jin Yiwei and all the officials. Every word and deed was recorded in the book. .
In short, it is a guilty conscience.
Of course, this is also related to the increasing emphasis on posthumous names.
During the Han Dynasty, both the emperor and the nobles believed that their merits and demerits would be judged by future generations, so no one cared about the distortion of facts when writing history; the emperor did not cover up some minor flaws that could obviously be covered up.
This attitude of not whitewashing or covering up made the emperor of the Han Dynasty both bad and bad.
Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, who was regarded as his idol and goal by Li Shimin, became the high-end green tea white lotus flower that supported the male favorite among netizens; Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty became a second-rate emperor whose micromanaging skills almost caused turmoil in the country; as for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, who beat the Xiongnu to the point of panic, It has become synonymous with tyrant.
At the end of the Han Dynasty, emperors began to pay attention to their posthumous names.
This is actually forced by the situation. After all, Cao Wei usurped the Han Dynasty as a minister. The "loyalty", "filial piety" and "virtue" advocated by the Han Dynasty were lost by Cao Wei.
The Sima family usurped Wei and trampled on "virtue" under their feet, and the oath of falling into the water became a joke.
As for filial piety, the Sima family started fighting among themselves. Although they were a family, no one obeyed anyone, no one trusted anyone, and they killed each other.
If this series of riots hadn't shaken up the country and given Wu Hu a hundred courage, they wouldn't have dared to come to the Central Plains to make trouble, let alone claim kingship and hegemony and cause trouble in China.
In the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin actually didn't care much about his posthumous reputation. He smashed Wei Zheng's stone tablet in anger purely because Wei Zheng, an old boy, blew himself up after his death. He often strongly opposed it in the court, not because he felt that the decree was inappropriate. Well, just to earn a good reputation as a critic.
How could Li Shimin tolerate this kind of delaying government affairs for the sake of his own reputation? He directly smashed Wei Zheng's stone tablet to pieces.
Although it was later rebuilt, the meaning is completely different.
The first time a monument was erected for Wei Zheng, it was out of the respect of the emperor, but the next time he erected a monument after he smashed it, it was an act of mercy and reward for the sake of the deceased.
Fortunately, things in the official history did not appear in the novels. Regardless of "Xing Tang Zhuan" or "Journey to the West", Li Shimin and Wei Zheng got along well, and there was no tension or tit-for-tat in the official history.
At around nine o'clock in the evening, the family did not stay in the city, but drove to the city.
Taking a shower and changing into home clothes, we first watched a movie called "Shawshank Redemption" in the living room, and then went back to their rooms to rest.
In the master bedroom, Li Yu finished his work, hugged Professor Zhou and asked:
"Daughter-in-law, when are we going to have a wedding?" Your household registration will be moved to the capital, and your medical insurance and other things will also be transferred. If there is something wrong with your body, we have a god, and there is no need to treat ordinary diseases here. "
"What you said is very reasonable, but you keep talking about illness. I feel that there is something in your words, so I have to verify it."
"No, I just... oh, please be gentle. Son, it’s necrotic..."
While the two were cooking firewood and cooking oil, Mu Guiying was still playing games in the guest bedroom. Diao Chan, who was trimming her toenails next to her, said:
"Husband, do it. The sweet tofu pudding is so delicious.”
Her Majesty the Queen blushed:
“It doesn’t taste good, it tastes terrible.”
Diao Chan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
How do you feel that you are not telling me the same thing?
Just when she was about to ask what was going on, Mu Guiying put down her phone and prepared to go back to her room to rest:
"I'm taking the second subject tomorrow, don't bother me. If you fail, it's your responsibility."
This girl is very talented and has strong hands-on skills. In addition, she is a VVVVIP customer of the driving school, and she has been practicing recently. Yes, I plan to take the second subject and get familiar with the examination process.
Diao Chan reminded:
"Tomorrow, remember to take Mr. Dave's treasure money and ask Dundun to help you."
"No, we are technical "Liu, you can get through it without these details. When I get my driver's license, I will drive you to the provincial capital."
The Queen stated righteously that she would take the exam based on her ability. However, as soon as she got up the next day, she found Li Yu who was busy preparing breakfast in the kitchen:
"Husband, today I am taking the second subject. This is Even professional rally drivers find it a very difficult test. If you don’t pay attention, you will fail the test..."
Li Yu poured the spicy spicy soup and flat noodles he bought into the bowl without raising his head. Said:
“Don’t put too much pressure on yourself and keep a normal mind. Your sister Zhou and I both passed the driver’s license test in one go. You must be able to do it too.”
“ If you say that, then I can’t fail. The fine traditions of our family cannot be broken in my hands, and it will be the fairy Xiaochan.”
Diao Chan laughed so hard at the side that she couldn't stand up:
"Husband, Sister Guiying wanted to borrow your Luobao money to take the exam, but she went around for a long time and didn't get to the point."
Li Yu After finishing the work at hand, he took off the treasure money from his neck and handed it to Mu Guiying:
"Get ready to eat. After dinner, I will take you to the examination room."
"You guys eat first, I'll go to the room to clean up first."
Mu Guiying returned to the room with the Luobao money. As soon as she closed the door, she held the Luobao money in both hands and prayed devoutly:
"The Holy Fire is shining, the Holy Fire is shining brightly, all my disciples, meow meow meow meow... ...Little Fat Ying called Little Fat Cat, I have an exam today, can you help me? To express my gratitude, our Muke Village will go north to the grassland next month, and we have specially designed a set of exquisite little armor for you. How about I sincerely invite you to come with me?”
“I read that the British Shorthair blue cat once served as a war cat and followed Caesar in the north and south. You are so powerful, little fat cat, how can you compare with me? Emperor, let’s go to the battlefield together. Let’s kill together and experience the joy of Zhao Yun’s seven in and seven out. How about it? If you don’t refuse within three seconds, you will acquiesce!”
Beijing City, Dun! Dun sat speechless on the cat castle, feeling like he was being tricked.
In such a short time, I don’t even have time to post an emoticon in the group... Forget it, I just happened to go to the book world and help Gouzi make an evaluation.
The little fat cat left his room, found Lin Xu, and typed a sentence on the computer:
"I am going to go to the world of books."
Lin Xu had just made baby food. He was stunned:
"Why do you suddenly remember going to the world in the book? What if the saints of heaven inside deal with you?"
Dundun slapped the keyboard with his paws:
"When I go, I'll just run away. No one can catch me."
The kitten and cat with the ability of luck, coupled with the suppression of the dimension, even the saint of heaven is helpless.
Lin Xu became interested:
“What if Li Yu went?”
“Then he is one who escaped. According to the description of classical mythology, there are always An existence that is not bound by avenues.”
"What about me? Am I the one who escaped when I went?"
"No, you have a system. Once you go, the system will most likely issue you a bunch of commands. Once you start executing them, there will be traces. Xun is no longer an escape. "
Without a system, there are no restrictions, so Li Yu can do whatever he wants without being restricted.
Lin Xu didn’t expect that there was such a difference, and became even more curious and asked another question:
“Without a system, he became a bachelor. So someone else robbed Li Yu of his system? , or did Li Yu steal someone else’s opportunity?”
Dundun couldn't answer this question either.
It wasn't until Lin Chengye and Lin Jiye's crying came from the living room that Lin Xu went to feed him with complementary food. Dundun also ran over quickly and slapped the bell on the bed to amuse his two younger brothers.
Yinzhou, Guanlan Mingshu Community.
Li Yu brought breakfast to the dining table, looked at Mu Guiying and asked:
"What were you mumbling in the room just now?"
"It's nothing, I just reviewed the rules of the subject two exam... If I can pass today, I will treat everyone to dinner at noon!"
Diao Chan took a fried dough stick and handed it to her:
"What are you treating us to?"
"Steak, Sister Zhou took us to that restaurant last time. I didn't feel full. I want more portions today."
Watch by Zhou Ruotong Work plan on mobile phone:
"Okay, I have nothing to do in the morning. You can just go to the work to find me after the exam."
Mu Guiying started to think about how many steaks he would have for lunch, while Diao Chan, who likes sweets, was thinking about it. I started to order the caramel pudding from that restaurant.
Li Yu is not very interested in eating Western food, but since the Queen is treating her to a treat, let’s join in the fun.
After breakfast, Li Yu tidied up the kitchen. After Zhou Ruotong left for work, he drove Mu Guiying and Diao Chan through the entire city to the subject 2 examination site.
After arriving, Mu Guiying went to find the driving school instructor. Li Yu parked the car under the shade of a tree on the side of the road and put the seat down. Just as he was about to catch up on some sleep, Diao Chan in the passenger seat came over. Secretly kissed him on the face:
"Husband, I miss you."
"I miss you too. School is about to start. If you want anything else, I will buy it for you."
"Sister Zhou has already bought it for me. I bought a lot of things and don’t need them anymore, so I just want to talk to my husband.”
“Okay, I’ll chat with you for five yuan.”
Since I can’t sleep, Li. Yu was not idle, adjusted the seat, drove to a nearby dessert shop that had just opened, and bought a black forest cake for a little girl who likes sweets, and a cup of lemon salt soda with 70% sugar.
“It’s so amazing that salt can actually be made into sugar water.”
“Salt soda is produced by the steel factory. It happens to be able to replenish electrolytes, so it became popular from the steel factory and even became soda. When I was in school, Zhang Guoan often stole soda for me from the factory.”
“Hey, wouldn’t Muke Village also have a soda factory?”
< br> "The scale has not reached it yet, but it will definitely happen in the future... What else can I eat? I will order some more, and I will bring a glass of full-sugar salt soda to Guiying later. Regardless of whether she can pass the exam or not, she must be encouraged. Can’t attack.”
Li Yu ordered another freshly made strawberry mousse for Diao Chan. It was garnished with fresh strawberries and looked tempting.
While saying that eating sweets was sinful, the little girl ate all the mousse. Occasionally she also talked about her experiences during the trip and the interesting things she had chatting with Geng Lele. She looked like a carefree middle school student.
The weak woman in the original work who gave up herself for the sake of her family, country and the world finally no longer has to shoulder a mission that is not hers.
The two sat for about an hour. When Li Yuzheng was planning to buy another tiramisu to try, Mu Guiying suddenly called, with excitement in his voice:
" Hahaha, I passed the exam, and I passed all subjects. Even the King of Bayinbulak can’t compare with me!”
(End of this chapter)