Chapter 573 Nezha is born! [Asking for monthly votes]
Huangfu Song still couldn’t believe his ears:
“Brother Xian, can I really survive? Continue to lead troops to fight?”
Zhang Xi said with a smile:
"If you don't want to be tired and plan to take a rest, His Majesty will make other arrangements. If you feel that you haven't done enough and still want to continue galloping on the battlefield, then work hard again. I hope The old general should not blame the court for not being considerate of the elderly.”
These words made Mr. Huangfu Song burst into tears:
"If I really live for a few more years, I will be so miserable that I can't repay Your Majesty's great kindness!"
Although he used to be stationed in Xiliang, But he has always been stationed near Chencang and has not gone to the plateau. As for the original work, after he annihilated Dong Zhuo's family, he never led troops again and has been serving as an idle post in Chang'an.
But now that I have reached a high altitude area in one fell swoop, coupled with the fatigue of traveling all the way, my body collapsed immediately.
Huangfu Jianshou did not expect that the imperial court would take the initiative to send Sikong to extend his father's life, so he quickly knelt down and kowtowed to Zhang Xi to thank him for extending his life.
"My dear nephew, please don't thank me. Your Majesty expresses gratitude for the veteran general's hard work and has specifically asked the gods for help. You should thank your Majesty, Zhang Tianshi, and Empress Nuwa."
Outside the house, Sima Lang came together. They were setting up the offering table with Huangfu Li and others.
The situation is urgent, and there is no time to make offerings such as the Three Animals, so we can only put some snacks such as Wangwang Snow Cake, Shuanghui Ham Sausage, and Hillbilly Eggs in case of emergency.
Fortunately, Lao Zhang also likes to eat these things and doesn't mind.
Finally, after the offerings are placed, the incense burner is placed in the middle and the incense candles are inserted.
Zhang Xi stood on the side of the altar with the imperial edict and solemnly read out to everyone present:
"The great Han Dynasty Governor Huangfu Song of Xiliang killed the national traitors, conquered the homeland, promoted the prestige of our country, and thought of his hard work and merits, so he was specially awarded the title of Marquis Wuwei, Kaifu, Yitong Sansi..."
Although it is a life extension, it cannot be said carelessly, but a wave of rewards should be given first.
During the Yellow Turban Rebellion, Huangfu Song killed Zhang Jiao's younger brother Zhang Bao due to his consecutive victories, and was named the Marquis of Huaili County by Emperor Ling. In various classics of later generations, he was also commemorated as the Marquis of Huaili County. Huangfu Song.
However, he did not serve as a county marquis for long. Because he refused to bribe Zhang Rang, he was demoted to a township marquis. When he came to Xiliang to be the governor, Liu Xie made him a township marquis, which was half a promotion. grid.
Now upgraded again and became the county marquis of Wuwei County, the old general returned to the top rank of marquis.
Unlike the previous Huaili Hou, the word Wuwei not only represented the court's affirmation of Huangfu Song, but also pointed out the focus of future work.
Establish power with force and rule Xiliang!
In addition to Huangfu Song, other generals have also received more or less rewards. For example, Huangfu Song's son Huangfu Jianshou is learned but does not like to be an official. This time he was appointed to the post of Chang'an University The teaching assistant is responsible for helping Mr. Sima Hui, a good teacher, so he can be regarded as making the best use of his talents.
After reading all the rewards, Zhang Xi took the lead and knelt down at the altar table to respectfully invite Zhang Daoling.
Lao Zhang then transformed into a Taoist priest with a body of thousands of feet, and appeared majestically in the sky. Half of the people in Liangzhou could see his figure. Regardless of Han people or foreigners, they all involuntarily knelt down to worship the old god.
Zhang Daoling said to Huangfu Song:
"The great achievements of General Huangfu in opening up the territory are all seen by the empress. This time, I will extend your life for twenty years. I hope that the old general will have more Kill the enemy and regain my homeland as soon as possible."
"Thank you, Heavenly Master!"
Zhang Daoling pointed at Huangfu Song with a whisk, and a soft golden light shone over him, and Huangfu Song felt his body. Things got better, as if we were back to the years before the Yellow Turban Rebellion.
No, it was earlier than the Yellow Turban Rebellion, it should be the period of the Northern Governor.
Twenty years later, the middle-aged Confucian scholar at that time became an old white-haired general. Now that he has returned to the physical state of that period, the old Huangfu immediately developed the passion of a young man. .
After the life extension was completed, Zhang Daoling asked:
"How do you feel?"
Huangfu Song bent down and spit out a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm. He suddenly felt comfortable breathing and full of energy. He cupped his hands and replied:
"The last general can go into battle to kill the enemy, behead the general and capture the flag!"
Zhang Daoling laughed loudly:
"Let those who kill the enemy go free in advance. The queen ordered me to take you to the plateau for a visit. Without further ado, let’s set off now.”
After he finished speaking, the old general Huangfu Song flew up, and a faint divine light appeared around him. This was added to him by Zhang Daoling. Protect the body from the cold wind in the sky.
The two of them headed west side by side in the air, and soon crossed Qinghai Lake, and even the Chaka Salt Lake was in sight.
"My country, the Han Dynasty, is so magnificent!"
Huangfu Song sighed in admiration, then took out his telescope and began to observe the landforms below.
Zhang Daoling said with emotion:
"As expected of the old general who commanded the three armies, he suddenly reached the sky, not looking at the scenery or the sky, but lowering his head to study the topography."
< br>Huangfu Song thought it was normal:
"As a general, only by understanding the mountains, rivers and rivers can we better command the three armies... Could you please move to the left, Heavenly Master? Is the source of the Yellow River below?"
"Yes, this is known as the source of the Three Rivers, and even the Yangtze River. It also originates from here.”
“The Yellow River is the mother river of the Chinese nation. Since it originates here, it means that this place is our hometown of China. We will restore this place in the future and unify the mother river.”
After writing down the nearby landforms, Zhang Daoling continued to fly west and came to the vast uninhabited land.
“There is no one here?”
"Drought and little rain, coupled with the high mineral content, made it impossible to plant, so it was abandoned... The Qiang people will stay briefly when changing places, but usually leave in a hurry."
Mining?
Hearing this word, Huangfusong took out the plateau map of the real world and specially marked it.
Then we arrived on the snowfield, and people appeared below, but they were all savages who drank blood from their hair. There were also a small number of Qiang people who used these locals as slaves.
“It turns out that the plateau is lush and green, with abundant rainfall... Is highland barley produced here?”
"Yes, when the Heavenly Army of Han Dynasty comes, His Highness the Holy Son will give you highland barley seeds, which can be brewed into highland barley wine and sold to the dignitaries in Chang'an at a high price to increase the income of the people on the plateau."
Zhang Daoling's original version. He just mentioned it casually, but Huangfu Song, an honest man, seriously began to think about the feasibility of this matter:
"If it is too expensive, will anyone buy it?"
Old Zhang laughed. He said:
"If it is said to nourish the kidneys and strengthen the waist, many people will definitely buy it... Of course, for people who like literature and art, it can also be said that it can wash the mind and purify the soul. They like this the most."
Huangfu Song secretly noted it down and saw huge mountains stretching from north to south appearing below. The snow on the top of the mountain looked like it had not melted for hundreds of millions of years:
"Is this the Himalayas?"< br>
“Yes, this is the roof of the world. Beyond here to the southwest, there is a warm and humid plain area, rich in various spices.”
Spices?
Huangfu Song marked it down without saying anything. It belongs to the Han Dynasty. This place will also be the territory of the Han Dynasty in the future.
The two crossed Mount Everest and came to Nepal, the spiritual hometown of many literary youths. It was obviously a lot warmer here, but the people were still in a state of eating blood and were in urgent need of rescue.
Then there is the Ganges Plain and various tropical rainforests. Huangfu Song feels that they are very suitable for growing rice. If they are all cultivated into rice fields, will there be enough rice?
Seeing this, Zhang Daoling has completed his mission and can take the old general back.
But he was very interested in seeing Huangfu Song, so he walked eastward from the Ganges Plain, looked at the Bay of Bengal, then looked at the Lancang River Alluvial Plain, the Mekong River Alluvial Plain, and then Hainan Island, walking along the coastline After going all the way up the Yangtze River, and finally to the Hebei area, we returned to the sky above Linqiang City.
“Yizhen, how do you feel after walking around this circle?”
"In hot places, you sweat like shit, in cold places, it snows and the door is closed. As expected, my country has a vast territory...but it is still a bit stretched to support so many people. We must get back our lost homeland!"
Well, although the land is vast and rich in resources, the per capita land area is the lowest in the world. As a general in charge of the three armies, I need to reflect more in the future!
Zhang Daoling slowly brought Huangfu Song to the ground, and said to the soldiers below:
“I hope you all can work together, fight the enemy bravely, and regain my homeland in China as soon as possible... Farewell! ”
After saying that, his figure turned into a ray of light and disappeared between heaven and earth. All the Han people in Liangzhou area were so excited that tears filled their eyes, while those foreigners desperately prayed to the gods they believed in. .
Above the sky, Xuandu looked at Zhang Daoling with a smile and said:
"You can play with this ray of light very well?"
"It's just a small trick. Although gods cannot directly interfere with human affairs, But it’s okay to shock Xiaoxiao once in a while by showing up once in a while..."
Hearing this, Xuandu also wanted to show up.
Ksitigarbha had a bad idea on the side:
"During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, unmarried women liked to worship the statue of Master Xuandu to pray for the blooming of peach blossoms. If you are interested, you can just go to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties to manifest the spirit. Maybe you will become the white moonlight in the hearts of unmarried women." Xuandu was really moved. :
"This is a good suggestion. War is easy to be contaminated by cause and effect, and people's livelihood is mottled and complicated. Peach blossoms are relatively pure, and poor people can give it a try."
Zhang Daoling didn’t expect that he was really going, so he quickly reminded:
“Aren’t you afraid that overturning will affect your reputation?”
"If the car overturns, just say that the two brothers Yin Hong and Yin Jiao are causing trouble. As apprentices, isn't it natural for them to take the blame for their master?"
His tone of matter-of-factness made Lao Zhang and Ji Zang uncomfortable. Know what to say.
Xuandu, who was eager to fight, could not wait for the Changsheng Heaven, so he had to go to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties. It happened that there was also the Changsheng Heaven there, and there were Turks who believed in the Changsheng Heaven, so he could continue fishing.
In the real world, Li Yu looked at the electronic clock on the wall and found that the Mid-Autumn Festival was getting closer. Yuwen Chengdu and Zhao Yun were about to leave here and fight in the world of books.
The warehouse manager of the B&B once again became a sinecure.
After dinner, Li Yu remembered that someone was holding a wedding in the village tomorrow, and planned to take a stroll with Zhou Ruotong to have a look.
When there is a wedding here, people with good connections will usually send the gift money the night before, so that the host family will not be unable to provide the money in case of emergency the next day.
Zhou Ruotong said:
“No wonder several people in the village called Xiuhe’s sister-in-law in the evening and asked her to go back to the village to eat a big pot of food. It turns out that there is such a thing as wedding gifts in advance. Say it.”
Li Yu nodded:
"In the past, when every family was poor, big pot cooking could be regarded as improving their lives. Calling each other to eat could not only bring favor to the host's family, but also improve their lives. Gifts given in advance could also be used directly by the host's family... If you meet a bride who adds a temporary gift, you won't be unable to pay."
Zhou Ruotong took Li Yu's hand and asked:
"Are you afraid that I will add a temporary gift? Betrothal gift? "
"Don't be afraid. The hundreds of kilograms of gold and the pile of cultural relics that cannot see the light of day are my confidence. "
The two strolled to the wedding. That family happened to see Wu Song eating at the door with a big bowl of vegetables.
There is a happy event in the village, and as a village cadre, Erlang has to come to support it.
"Brother Li, have you eaten? Do you want me to serve you a bowl?"
"No, we just ate, so let's take advantage of the digestion."
< br>The young couple went to the new house to look at the wedding photos and said hello to the host's family. Then Li Yu took out the prepared gift money and gave it to the happy father-in-law, and received a bag of wedding candies and melon seeds as gifts in return.
The master of ceremonies came over and asked:
"Boss Li, the officiant will speak tomorrow. How about you go on stage and say a few words?"
Li Yu quickly refused:
"I'm not married yet, so I'm not suitable to preside over the wedding. You guys still It’s better to find someone with high moral standing. I’ll just eat with my mouth tomorrow and not talk.”
Just now he had gone to the place where the banquet was prepared. It was very rich and more cost-effective than in the hotel. .
The last few wedding banquets I had at star hotels were quite fancy, with many of the dishes being cold and smelling like a refrigerator. It was completely incomparable to banquets in rural areas.
Just as he was talking, Hao Zhenzhen also came to follow the gift, and she and Wu Song ate half a bowl of large pot of food.
Li Yu said to Zhou Ruotong:
"I will pick you up tomorrow morning, and we will have dinner together."
"Okay, just now I saw the stew in the pot. The chicken is very good. Everyone here in Yinzhou knows how to cook roast chicken. Unlike other places, this step is simplified.” Also enjoyable.
After walking around for a while, the young couple strolled to the supermarket in the village and brought a few bags of potato chips to Her Majesty the Queen. Zhou Ruotong also got playful and bought a scratch-off ticket, and then scratched out a big prize.
Li Yu put the money into the supermarket shopping card and walked back to the B&B with Zhou Ruotong carrying the potato chips.
The two sat in the study and found a copy of "The Godfather" to watch on the projector. Zhou Ruotong also specially prepared some snacks for Mu Guiying. As a result, it was not until the burial of Vito Corleone in the movie. , Mu Guiying didn’t show up either.
During dinner, she clearly went back to deliver pimple soup to Li Fengyang. Did something happen in Muke Village?
After watching the famous scene of the great church cleaning, Li Yu turned off the video and planned to go to the scenic spot to ask about the situation. If anything happens, we must help.
Zhou Ruotong had nothing to do and was about to go. As soon as the two of them went downstairs, they met Mu Guiying who was running upstairs:
"Why are you here at this hour? What happened? ?”
With excitement on her face, Mu Guiying took the juice Zhou Ruotong prepared for her and drank it, and then said with a swipe of her mouth:
“It’s born, it’s born. That lawless little brat is finally born!”
Li Yu doesn’t quite understand:
"What little brat?"
Zhou Ruotong reacted quickly:
"Guiying, are you talking about Mrs. Yin giving birth?"
"Yes, I just said In the Wa Palace, while eating popcorn and drinking Bingkuoluo, I witnessed the birth of the devil boy Little Nezha. The scene was filled with loud gongs and drums. Chanjiao was planning to stir up trouble in secret, but he was slapped by the Feather Wing Immortal. Fly several.”
As expected, Chanjiao wanted to try every node.
The last time Xuandu accepted Yin Hong and Yin Jiao as a disciple, Chi Jingjing and Guang Chengzi from Chanjiao came. This time Nezha was born, and he actually wanted to come.
In the original work, the bad relationship between Nezha and Li Jing was purely caused by Taiyi Zhenren.
I gave you a magic weapon, but did not teach you virtues. You kept saying that if you have something to do, I will help you as a teacher. However, in the past few times when you got into trouble, Master Taiyi did not show up. He watched the conflict between Nezha and Li Jing getting worse and worse. deep.
When he showed up, he beat Shi Ji to death without saying a word, completely intensifying the conflict.
Now let the little Nezha grow up in a loving environment, coupled with the influence of Nezha from Journey to the West, there will no longer be a so-called devil boy, at most he will just be a naughty little kid.
Li Yu was still worried about something happening in Muke Village. He didn't expect that this girl was watching people giving birth:
"Did everyone follow the gift?"
"Yes, even I will give it. He bought the most difficult set of Lego bricks, which costs tens of thousands of pieces. It will take him almost a year to put it together. "
Good guy, you are too lazy to put it together, so you torture Nezha, right? ?
"Master cut a ribbon from the red hydrangea and gave it to Nezha. It is only a hundred and eighty times better than Hun Tianling, not worth mentioning; Houtu Godmother gave it to the Yin and Yang wheel. , more advanced than Hot Wheels, and the monk with a lot of treasures gave him a longevity lock for protection, a small string of Buddhist beads, and a small gourd, I don’t know what it is used for.”
You're armed to the teeth right now, aren't you afraid that he will continue to cause trouble?
Li Yu felt that he had to give a few reminders when he turned around. If it didn't work, he would leave it to Duobao to discipline him. Anyway, he was his apprentice here in Journey to the West, so he didn't bother the two masters.
The birth of Nezha indicates that the story of the Conferred God is about to get on track.
When Jiang Ziya comes down the mountain with the list of gods, he must find a way to keep him in Chaoge and directly instigate rebellion.
Zhou Ruotong recalled the plot of Fengshenyan and asked:
"At this time, Su Daji is said to have been brought to the palace by Zi Shou. Su Daji hasn't shown up yet. Aren't you going to show up?"
Mu Guiying tore open a bag of potato chips and said:
"Master said that King Shang did not force Su Hu to rebel, nor did he need to let Chonghou Hu lead his troops to attack. There was no plot of Su Hu taking his daughter to Chao Ge to beg for mercy, so the nine-tailed fox did not appear."
She originally wanted to say that if the family lacked a maid, she could bring her over, but considering that Sister Zhou was the eldest sister, it was wise not to mention it.
You can't just go home if you see something good-looking. Even if Sister Zhou doesn't have any objection, my husband's waist can't bear it... Ha, this emperor is indeed a good emperor who is considerate of the empress!
Of course, according to the current rules, when the nine-tailed fox comes here, it may turn into a fat fox, and no matter how powerful the charm is, it will lose its use.
Li Yu said:
“I just received a gift in the village, now I have to give a gift to the world in the book... Nezha doesn’t seem to need milk powder or anything like that, and he doesn’t need to learn it. A walking car or something like that, my wife, what kind of gift would be better for me to give to Nezha?”
Zhou Ruotong thought carefully about the toys that are most acceptable to children, and thought of a toy, whether it is a big man or a little man. The toy that everyone can’t stop:
“Excavator!”
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