Chapter 580 I understand, my husband likes to be passive! [Ask for monthly votes]
Hearing the name Zhang Song, Mu Guiying asked:
“Did he be despised by Cao Cao because he was ugly, and then he defected to Xuande, that little dwarf from Xishu? "
Liu Xie replied:
"It was him. When he arrived in Hanzhong, he was already in ragged clothes and could hardly speak. Huang Governor quickly made a bowl of sugar water for him to drink. Only then did I regain some strength.”
Li Shimin was so impressed that he forgot to eat:
"Sugar water still has this effect?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Sugar is an important way to replenish physical energy. Source, but in this case, just feeding sugar water is not enough. You should add some salt to supplement electrolytes and make it into salt sugar water, which is better for the body."
Liu Xie quickly wrote it down and turned around. It can be promoted throughout the army.
Lu Bu happily drank a glass of white wine:
"Before Li Su left, I gave him a list of Yizhou talents, and Zhang Song was among them. Unexpectedly, the two of them actually hooked up... Zhang Song How old is Zhang Song now? Has he become an official?"
Liu Xie said:
"Zhang Song is twenty-three years old. He has been running around to become an official since he was sixteen, but Because of his ugly appearance, he never got a chance and only got a job as a minor official. However, within half a month, he was dismissed because he frightened the governor's family and was ordered not to be employed in the county. "
Damn, no wonder this guy is promoting Yizhou everywhere. His experiences when he was young are enough to explain everything... I will give Zhang Song a set of "The Three-Body Problem" later. He will definitely support Ye Wenjie very much.
As a native of Shu County, he has never been able to integrate into the local circle. Instead, he was bullied and ridiculed. This may be the reason why Zhang Song and Fazheng became friends.
A local is ridiculed everywhere, and a foreigner is constantly suppressed. Under such circumstances, it is natural to want to lure a wolf into the house... It doesn't matter whether I am doing well or not. What is important is that none of those who bully me can feel comfortable. !
When Li Su rushed to Chengdu, although he used a fake name, because Wang Yun was somewhat famous among Liu Yan, and because Li Su had a good appearance, good martial arts, and could lead troops, he soon He became a minor celebrity under Liu Yan and served as the lieutenant general of the Prefectural Mufu.
Many people in Chengdu deliberately wanted to make friends with him, but Li Su kept away from him. Instead, he took the initiative to visit Zhang Song's home with food and wine, which moved Zhang Song very much.
Just think about it, a person who is a joke in the eyes of everyone will be moved by a tall, handsome and powerful guy who suddenly condescends to have sex with him.
Li Su had a good relationship with Zhang Song, and occasionally visited Zhang Ren, who had also not yet retired from official service, and gradually formed his own small circle.
Liu Yan was a little worried about him at first, but when he saw that this guy didn't make friends with aristocratic families, but instead made friends with some unpopular little characters, he valued Li Su more and more.
When Fu Wan and Li Yan entered Chengdu, Liu Yan sent Li Su and his troops to surround the post house, which actually gave the two sides an opportunity to connect.
Li Su got the secret letter and quickly found Zhang Song and asked him to deliver it to Hanzhong personally.
Before leaving Chengdu, Zhang Song specifically scolded the Chengdu family and said that he was going to seek official status in other places. No one doubted it, and some even laughed at him. Be careful when walking and don't be ignored by outsiders. The feet were trampled to death.
When Li Su set out for Shu, the prefect of Hanzhong was still Zhang Ji, so he asked Zhang Song to find Zhang Ji or Zhang Xiu's uncle and nephew before going to Chang'an.
As a result, when Zhang Song rushed to Hanzhong, he found that the prefect had been replaced by Huang Wan, the former Sili captain.
Li Yu asked:
"Is Zhang Song still in Hanzhong?"
Liu Xie nodded:
"Huang Governor asked him to rest in Hanzhong for a few days to recover, and then sent someone to escort him to Chang'an... I have to meet such a meritorious official and give him a few words of encouragement."
Li Shimin had a bad taste. Said:
"Let Yang Xiu and Fazheng accompany me. One of them is a good friend of Zhang Song, and the other admires Zhang Song very much. I don't know if we can renew our relationship this time."
In the original work, Zhang Song defected to Cao Wei with a map. No one took him seriously, but Yang Xiuhui had a good eye for people and highly recommended him. Ah Man felt that this little dwarf was extremely ugly, so he received him while washing his feet. His words were full of contempt.
Yang Xiu felt that something was wrong at that time and tried his best to soften it. However, Cao Cao was sitting in the north at that time. He had just captured Jingzhou and was preparing to seize Jiangdong and bring peace to the world. He couldn't listen at all and even took out his own military book. Show off in front of Zhang Song.
Zhang Song was not polite. After reading it, he showed off his super memory skills and recited the entire book. He lied that this book was written by an unknown person during the Warring States Period and that even children in Shu could recite it. After finishing speaking, he walked away and followed with frustration. The two met the big-eared thieves and opened a new chapter in the Three Kingdoms.
If Ah Man were not so arrogant and had a more polite attitude, a man like Zhang Song, who had been laughed at for half his life, would definitely surrender.
Unfortunately, when he was satisfied with his ambition, Ah Ma would not listen to anyone's advice.
So when he attacked Xuzhou, Lu Bu stole his house; when he attacked Zhangxiu, he killed the Three Sages; when he defeated the horse, he cut off his beard and discarded his robe; when he attacked the Sun-Liu coalition, he insisted on going his own way, and was finally defeated in Chibi.
When Zhang Song went to join him, Cao Cao was wandering in Xiangyang. He felt that the princes in the world were not good enough, so he missed Zhang Song and regretted it for half his life.
He wants to treat each other with courtesy, and the whole Yizhou will be at his fingertips. When the time comes, Xuande's retreat will be cut off, Jiangdong and Jingnan areas will be decided, and the world will be unified again.
However, because of his contempt for Zhang Song, Yizhou fell into Xuande's hands.
The military book written by Cao Cao with great pains was also burned by Zhang Song's ridicule, without even leaving a copy.
Lü Bu ate two fried dumplings in one bite and asked curiously:
"The book says that Zhang Song is less than five feet tall and walks with a slight stumble. What are his short legs?" How did you get from Chengdu to Hanzhong? ”
Liu Xie took a sip of the cool hawthorn juice and said:
“After Li Su became good friends with him, he specially tamed a short packhorse to serve as his mount. Zhang Song rode the horse all the way to Bei, when he passed by the Jiange area, he ran out of money, so he gave his packhorse to a local shop, exchanged it for a bag of wheat cakes, and ate it all the way to Hanzhong. "
Hearing this, Lu Bu went to Hanzhong. Suddenly I felt that my ridicule was very rude:
“It’s not easy to travel all the way through mountains and rivers and avoid all the layers of scrutiny... When I go to Hanzhong, I will give him a scooter, or just give him a scooter. "Tai Jimi."
The Shu Road in the late Han Dynasty was almost in a state of collapse. Zhang Song went on the road alone and endured all kinds of hardships. In the end, he even traded horses for food before he could reach Hanzhong, and he did not let down his friends. entrusted.
For this hard work, Zhang Song still has to be credited with taking Yizhou.
Yu Wen Chengdu said:
“He has no friends. Li Su shows kindness to him and regards this friendship as more important than life. Such a person who repays his kindness is indeed Worth reusing... When I go to the Three Kingdoms World, I hope he can come and serve under me."
You are a handsome guy who is over two meters tall, and it would be a bit incongruous to partner with Zhang Song.
But thinking that Lu Bu is taller, the contrast with Zhang Song is even greater... Li Yu said:
"When Zhang Song arrives in Chang'an, let him chat more with Mr. Wen He first, and arrange for Pang Tong to accompany him... He is also ugly, but Pang Tong has never felt inferior or cared about other people's opinions."
Zhao Yun is very aware of the influence brought by celebrities:
"Pang Tong has Pang Degong to take care of him, so naturally no one will look down upon him. If Zhang Song has an elder who is a celebrity, people in Shu County will not dare to look down upon him like this. He. ”
The right to speak is very important. Whoever has the right to speak can avoid many detours.
Three Kingdoms World, Hanzhong County.
Huang Wan placed the freshly cooked noodles in chicken soup in front of a thin man:
"This is the noodles given by Marquis Wen. Yongnian, please take a few bites first. The meat will be ready soon. Finish it." Take a hot bath and rest for three or two days, and then I will send you to Chang'an to meet His Majesty.”
The thin man is Zhang Song. He has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and is ugly. He was unshaven, but he still saluted Huang Wan in accordance with the etiquette of a scribe:
"Thank you very much for the food, the governor. I am entrusted with the trust of my friends. I wish I could have wings and rush to Chang'an to move troops. If the governor can trust me, can you lend me one?" "Ma, I'm going to Chang'an to meet the Holy Spirit, and I'm going to visit my friend's family."
He just wants to meet His Majesty now to confirm the date of dispatching troops, but he is not in the mood to stay and recuperate.
Huang Wan stroked his beard and said:
"You risked your life to come here to convey the message, and you have made great contributions to the court. If you are really allowed to go alone, all the officials in the court will probably scold me to death... Let's do it, I will send someone tomorrow A team of people will escort you along the way, and ask Xi County to prepare a car to take you to Chang'an. "
Be sure to show enough respect to the heroes.
Zhang Song quickly saluted and thanked him, saying repeatedly that he had caused trouble to Huang Wan.
Since he entered Hanzhong, he found that the people around him suddenly became friendly. No one looked down on him because of his appearance, and no one spoke rudely. They looked at him as if he were an ordinary person.
But Zhang Song has never been able to understand this kind of ordinary look. Some of it is just ridicule, contempt, strangeness, sympathy, and overlooking... These looks are like knives, piercing his heart accurately every time.
Now, suddenly feeling the harmonious gaze, someone treating him as a normal person, Zhang Song felt more and more that his choice was right.
Coming to Chang'an is the most correct choice in this life!
While he was munching on the noodles, Huang Wan picked up the walkie-talkie and began to relay the latest news to Chang'an:
"My hero Zhang Song refused to stay because he missed the trust of his friends. Rest, we will leave for Chang'an tomorrow. Please arrange your vehicle to wait at the mountain pass of Yi County and be ready for the reception. Over! ”
As he became more and more proficient in using walkie-talkies, veterans like Huang Wan also learned some professional terminology about walkie-talkies. For example, Over, OK, European, etc., all can be used skillfully.
Soon, the communication soldier’s feedback came from the walkie-talkie:
“The report to the governor has been completed in the direction of Chang’an.”
Zhang Song took two bites of noodles and heard the movement on the intercom, and his attention was immediately attracted:
"May I ask the governor, how is this achieved?"
"This is electromagnetic wave technology. I don't know much about the specifics. When you arrive in Chang'an, you can ask Jia Wenhe for advice. Chang'an University also has similar courses. "Teach."
While he was talking, a soldier brought a plate of hand-caught mutton with onions and chive sauce.
“This mutton comes from a foreign tribe in the north. It only needs simple cooking to taste extremely delicious. Yongnian, please eat more, then drink two glasses of wine and have a good sleep.”
When you are extremely tired, you should sleep more to help your body recover.
After Huang Wan finished speaking, he personally gave Zhang Song a demonstration:
"The leek flower sauce is a bit salty, so don't dip it in too much."
Zhang Song followed his example and ate a piece of mutton and praised him. Said:
“This thing is indeed delicious enough. I thought I had studied scriptures in Yizhou, but I was lucky enough to come to Hanzhong and found out that I was actually sitting in a well watching the sky. I asked the governor not to make fun of it.”
Huang Wan said:
"Yongnian, don't be ashamed of yourself. You traveled thousands of miles across the Shu Road to deliver the message, which has impressed me greatly. When you get to Chang'an, your Majesty will give you a reward, and all the officials will follow your example."
These words. It seemed that Zhang Song was already a little drunk before he even drank. How could he have thought about such treatment before going out... As expected, he agreed with what he said, if you move a tree, you will die, but if you move a person, you will live!
He gnawed on a few pieces of mutton ribs, drank two glasses of Fenjiu, and cleaned the noodles in the bowl. As soon as he arrived at the arranged bedroom, he didn't even have time to take off his boots before he fell asleep and fell asleep.
The officer of the county magistrate's office asked Huang Wan for instructions in a low voice:
"His clothes and boots are all worn out. How about I prepare a new set?"
Huang Wan smiled and shook his head:
"Back then, Su Wu came from Beihai, wearing clothes from nineteen years ago. The talismans in his hands turned into bare sticks. His body was covered with patches, and his hair was messy. He's unshaven... Do you think he didn't change his clothes during this journey?"
The officer was stunned for a moment, and then he realized:
"Is this to show his merit to Zhang Song?"< br>
Huang Wan nodded:
"Zhang Yongnian came from Yizhou and had no foundation in the court. Everyone knew that he suffered a lot, but they didn't see it with their own eyes and didn't know how serious the suffering was, so Zhang Song was asked to wear this suit and go to the pilgrimage. , It can not only help him gain a foothold among the officials, but also become a banner of the Han Dynasty."
Although the imperial court is in a state of unrest, the world has not yet been calmed down, and it is time to use Zhang Song as a propaganda. .
As for Zhang Song, he has long been holding back his energy to slap those people in Shu County in the face, so he definitely doesn't mind the court's propaganda, and will even actively cooperate.
Because the greater Zhang Song's fame, the more painful the faces of the aristocratic families in Shu County.
Look back and let Pang Degong, Sima Hui, Cai Yong, Lu Zhi, Ma Rixi and other great scholars and celebrities praise you. Are these people not more important than your Yizhou family?
Huang Wan ordered:
"Tomorrow you will take people to escort Zhang Song to Beijing. Don't let him suffer any more along the way, but don't change his clothes and clean up his face."
"Here!"
The next morning, Zhang Song woke up, had something to eat, said goodbye to Huang Wan, got on the specially allocated crawler transport vehicle, and headed north along the Baoxie Road. , went straight to Chang'an.
In the real world, Li Yu is lying on the wrought iron bed in Room 202, recovering his strength.
The Queen curled up in his arms like a docile kitten:
"Did Sister Yunxiao add spices to your wine? It feels like you have become a lot fiercer recently."
Li Yu asked with a smile:
"What? Can't stand it anymore?"
"Tch, I feel sorry for you... When Sister Zhou finishes reviewing the troops in Muke Village, we will Set off to the grassland, don’t blame me for not being able to come here often.”
"No, you are the Queen after all, and you must put the country, the country, and the country first."
The young couple chatted for a while, and Li Yu launched another charge. The Queen responded hastily, and was ultimately defeated.
When he woke up in the morning, Li Yu saw Mu Guiying sleeping soundly and did not disturb her. Instead, he secretly dressed and got out of bed, put on his sneakers, and prepared to run along the mountain road.
As soon as I left the B&B, I saw Zhao Dahu who was also running in a vest.
He ran over and asked Zhao Dahu:
"Have you finished the sword?"
"It's done. Let's name it Ruyi...Li Yu, do you think this name will flatter Boss Gu too much?"
< br>"No, rich people only pursue what they want. When we promote it abroad, we might even invite you to participate in the knife forging competition."
"I'm not interested in participating in that thing. , I want to carry forward the traditional forging art, not just to make a fast sword.”
Although this guy has made many swords, he never gives the sword a name. Instead, each sword has a unique one. It’s self-evident which one is more important than the other’s name.
The two ran together all the way down the mountain. Li Yu originally wanted to run directly up the mountain, but when he saw Xiao Ju's father-in-law driving a group of geese to graze outside the village, he ordered two of them, planning to make a drunken goose.
Zhao Dahu tutted and said:
“Damn, you, a big boss, study food every day, you don’t look like a person who does important things at all.”
“In this life, eating and drinking are all important. Well, only when you are full can you have the strength to do important things. Don’t come too late to make the flaming drunken goose at noon. It’s not my fault if you can’t catch up with the food.”
“Don’t worry, I guarantee you’ll be there before eleven o’clock.”
Back on the mountain, Zhao Dahu washed his face and went to the cafeteria to eat, while Li Yu went to the gym and practiced five more sets of strength.
When he went upstairs in sweat, Mu Guiying yawned and walked out of the room:
"Husband, you are working so hard, are you worried that you will not be able to satisfy Sister Yunxiao? Are you? Don't worry, Sister Yunxiao is very introverted and shy, even younger than a younger daughter-in-law."
Li Yu: "..."
Can't you talk about something else so early in the morning?
"Blue crabs are on the market. I'm going to buy some in the city later, and then go to the village to catch two big geese. Do you want to eat them?"
"I want to..."
" Don't talk nonsense if you think about it. If Yunxiao finds out, he will think that I am a pervert."
"I understand, my husband likes to be passive."
Li Yu changed clothes and met Mu Guiying. After breakfast, he drove to the city to buy vegetables and went to the village to catch a goose. Gu Ying was leaving Yinzhou today, so this meal was considered a practice meal.
"I've made so many delicious dishes that I want to leave tomorrow... Tongtong, when will Xiaochan have a holiday? I haven't seen her since I came to Yinzhou."
"The military training has just ended. The last day of class is the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday. How about you leave after the Mid-Autumn Festival?”
“I don’t have time. My man has contacted me in Argentina about a boat to Antarctica. It will be very troublesome to make another appointment. Wait. Next time I go back to China, I will stay in Yinzhou for a few more days. ”
Who doesn’t like the beautiful scenery and delicious food?
Gu Ying holds a piece of goose leg and eats it fiercely:
"When I turn a corner on the way to the airport, I'll take a look at Sister Xiaochan before setting off. I'll fly to the capital first, and then transfer to Argentina. It will take twenty or thirty hours to fly. I'm exhausted just thinking about it."
After dinner, Li Yu and his wife took Gu Ying to the Moral Education Bilingual School to visit Diao Chan. As soon as the rich woman entered the school, she habitually asked:
“This school is good. "Sell it or not?"
She took a selfie with Diao Chan in her arms, and then transferred 100,000 yuan in pocket money to the little girl. Then she rushed to the airport and boarded the scheduled charter flight to the capital.
When Sister Fu was enjoying a fruit plate drink on the chartered flight, in the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, the Three Fengchen Heroes finally arrived at Fengming Village and met Xiao Shimin, the owner of the village who had been waiting for a long time...
(End of this chapter)