Chapter 597 Xuandu: I’m going to dress up as Loki and go to Athens to cause trouble! [Requesting monthly tickets]
No wonder there is no movement here... The empress frowned and said:
"If Zhunti lures the Western gods here, the situation will be even more chaotic... Xuandu, you Do something, stop it, and then deal with them one by one after this is over."
This order made Xuandu rub his hands in excitement:
"Don't worry, I've already done it. I plan to disguise myself as Loki, the god of trickery, and go to Athens to cause internal strife between the two of them. If Hades, the king of Hades, shows up, I also hope that there will be some troops from the underworld to capture the western underworld. "
"I will notify the underworld. Please pay attention to your safety. If you are in danger, crush the jade talisman I gave you as soon as possible. No matter where you are, you will be transported to the Wa Palace."
Although Knowing that Xuan was not in danger, but after all, he was a big boy made by her own hands, the empress could not help but give a few more reminders.
"Don't worry, Madam, I have found out the details of the gods here. The strongest is not Da Luo. It is quite difficult to hurt me at this level."
This guy has brought I have a playful mentality, and now that I have a mission, I am even more excited.
Er Xing Qianli’s mother was worried, and the empress specially blessed this guy’s soul with a saint’s power. Once the soul was injured, the saint’s power would automatically fight back.
After arranging this matter, the empress communicated with the underworld again.
After receiving the notice, Ksitigarbha immediately began to organize the underworld army to prepare for entering the Western underworld. In order to prevent a shortage of manpower, Ksitigarbha was also preparing to find some help.
For example, Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, can go on a business trip with him.
Since ancient times, opening up new territories has been a great meritorious deed. If the Eastern Underworld could annex the Western Underworld, the massive amount of merit would be enough to condense into a golden body of merit.
The full name of Hades is the God of the Earth and the Underground. Since there is the word earth, it is reasonable for the ancestor of the earth immortals to come forward.
It is said that Hades is also in charge of the plague. If the other party uses this magical power, he will notify Lu Yue, the Emperor of Plague Huang, and everyone will join hands to kill the New Year pig to celebrate the New Year.
Neither Lu Yue nor Zhen Yuanzi would refuse the temptation of merit, and they were not busy anyway.
As for the calamity of Journey to the West, it will take at least half a year for Wukong and the others to arrive at Wuzhuang Temple. This time is enough for Zhen Yuanzi to fight Hades.
And it doesn’t matter even if Wukong arrives at Wuzhuang Temple, maybe he can still help.
The Great Sage once made trouble in the underworld, and now he is making trouble in the Western underworld. Is this reasonable?
As for Poseidon, the god of the sea, it can be left to Yang Jian and Nezha.
Li Shimin has consecrated Yang Jian to supervise the water god of the world. Poseidon, the sea god, is naturally under the jurisdiction of Qingyuan Miao Dao Zhenjun.
As for Nezha, the little guy is the great god of the three altars of the sea. Since the god's title has the word "sea" in it, the sea god must also be under his control.
In the early morning, Li Yu slept in for the first time. It was almost two o'clock after he finished counting last night. After he came back, he did some physical exercises with the Queen, which resulted in going to bed too late.
When he opened his eyes, it was already seven o'clock in the morning.
Mu Guiying slept sprawled out, kicking the quilt to the ground, and hugging Li Yu tightly because of the cold, which made Li Yu suddenly sympathize with Diao Chan and Li Fengyang.
I don’t know how many times these two girls were woken up by the cold when they slept with the Queen.
He rolled out of bed, first covered Mu Guiying with the light Xia Liang quilt, then kissed her on the face, then put on his clothes and quietly left the room.
Worried that it would wake Mu Guiying, he did not dare to wash up in his room, but went to room 202 opposite.
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Li Yu came downstairs and saw Diao Chan who had just finished jumping rope.
"My husband actually started to sleep in."
"I was too late last night to take stock of supplies, so I quickly went back to wash my face and change clothes. Don't you want to ride your bicycle to the village for breakfast? Let's go now Let’s go.”
Diao Chan thought Li Yu had forgotten this, but he didn’t expect him to remember:
“Okay, okay, I’ll go upstairs now”
Li Yu was riding a bicycle, and Diao Chan was sitting in the back seat, with her arms around Li Yu's waist and her head resting on Li Yu's back. Facing the rising sun in the east, she felt that the sky was bluer, the grass was greener, and the roadside was greener. Unknown wildflowers are also more colorful.
In short, as long as she is with Li Yu, Diao Chan feels that the whole world becomes brighter.
Li Yu was worried that the girl would fall asleep, so he asked without any words:
"I have been looking forward to going down the mountain to eat since last night. What are you going to eat later?"
“I will eat whatever you eat.”
As long as I can be with you, it doesn't matter what I eat.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Then I choose Douzhier."
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a gentle punch from the girl:
" If my husband is bad, he will make fun of me.”
Li Yu had mixed feelings hearing this "I" title. When she first came here, the little girl kept calling herself my concubine and never changed her name no matter how many times she said it.
Now, I have finally integrated into the real world unknowingly, and my self-proclaimed [Concubine], which sounds inferior to others, has been upgraded to a more independent [I].
He held the handlebar with one hand, and reached behind his back with the other hand, holding Diao Chan's tender little hand:
"Drink sweet tofu brain later, put two spoons of sugar in it." I want two more freshly fried sesame balls and sugar oil cakes. If you have some jujube cakes, can you buy one too, baby Chan?”
Diao Chan rubbed her head on Li Yu’s back, little one. Face filled with happiness:
"Thank you, husband."
"Thank you for everything. You will pay for it later."
"Huh? Then I can't eat so much."
Li Yu He laughed, this stingy and good boy is in sharp contrast to those independent women on the Internet who use credit cards and apply for online loans but also maintain a "refined" personality.
Hearing Li Yu's smile, Diao Chan clenched her fists and punched Li Yu twice "ferociously", but as soon as she finished, she quickly rubbed Li Yu's back and asked:
"Husband, Master Xuandu is the first child born by my mother-in-law. Why doesn't he call me mother?"
The little girl has had this question a long time ago. There are so many gods in the three realms, who is the most qualified to call her mother? Mom's is Xuandu, but he keeps calling her empress.
On the contrary, Li Yu, a modern person with no connection, became the empress’ biological son.
This section of the road was a bit steep, Li Yu squeezed the brakes, and then said:
"Not calling mom doesn't mean that Xuandu doesn't respect our mom, nor does it mean that our mom doesn't respect her. If you care about him and just shout, your identity as a Taoist master will be gone.”
The direct disciple of Taiqing Sage, no matter when he is placed, is a golden sign. At the same time, he is also the status symbol of the Taoist eldest brother. The second generation disciples of the entire Taoist sect, no matter how arrogant they are, have to politely call him big brother when they see Xuandu. .
But this identity was given by Saint Taiqing. Once Xuandu calls Empress Nuwa "Mom", it is equivalent to getting connected with the Wa Palace and becoming the Holy Son of Emperor Wa.
The empress does not belong to the Taoist sect founded by Sanqing. Once Xuandu becomes a mother-son relationship with her, the Taoist sect will naturally choose another Taoist eldest brother in order to root Hongmiao upright... Nanji Xianweng has always I am sparing no effort to promote this matter because I want to be this big brother.
During the Fengshen War, Jiejiao believed in teaching without distinction. No matter what kind of spirit, one could join the religion by shouting "Master"; while Chanjiao emphasized family background and other factors, and people who were not blessed with good fortune were not worthy of being Chanjiao. Teach disciples.
When the War of Conferring Gods was over and Jie Jie was destroyed, Saint Taiqing and Master Tongtian transformed into Tao one after another, and Chan Jiao had the last laugh. The set of rules they followed naturally became the norms of Taoism.
Therefore, in "Journey to the West", the three Taoist priests from Chechi Kingdom are not protected by the Taoist sect, because in the opinion of the superiors, these three monsters are not worthy of being disciples of the Taoist sect at all, and naturally they will not stand up for them.
"If Master Xuandu calls mother, it means he has the identity of the Wa Palace. As a Taoist elder brother, he is not pure and gives his opponent an opportunity to take advantage of. Is that so, husband?"
“Yes, so Master Xuandu doesn’t call me mom, and our mother doesn’t call me son. She won’t give the Antarctic Immortal a chance and will make him mad to death!”
In the Romance of the Gods, the Antarctic Immortal Weng's setting is similar to that of Xuan Du. He is neither in disaster nor involved in cause and effect. He is in charge of the magic weapon in the sect and serves his master.
But until the end, the position of Xuandu, the Taoist eldest brother, did not fall to Anji Xianweng. He tried his best and could only be the eldest brother of the Taoist sect. At first glance, he was bigger than the Taoist sect. Senior brother is almost interested.
Diao Chan drew circles on Li Yu’s back:
“I thought the gods were all at ease, but I didn’t expect there were so many struggles.”
“There are struggles everywhere, but to say The most carefree person in the three realms is Xuandu. He can make ninety-nine percent of the gods cry with envy if he is not in disaster. "
If you are not in disaster, you are not affected by cause and effect, naturally. There is no need to lick your face for flat peaches to avoid the three disasters and five permanent disasters.
To put it simply, he has no weaknesses and does not need to look at the faces of any gods. He can do whatever he wants.
When we arrived at Shitouzhai Village at the foot of the mountain, we happened to catch up with the villagers from the scenic spot and the garment factory going to work. Everyone said hello one after another and kept stuffing Diao Chan with food.
When the two of them arrived at the stall selling breakfast, the little girl already had too much food in her hands. "Two bowls of tofu puffs, one sweet and one salty. Put more sugar in the sweet one."
"Okay, Boss Li, I'll bring it to you right away." ”
Li Yu found an empty seat and sat down, looking through the food that everyone was feeding. There were quite a lot of types, including sesame balls, sweet potato balls, jujube cakes, pumpkin pancakes, beef pies, hand cakes, Moon steamed buns, stone steamed buns, oil spin buns, etc.
The little girl took a bite of a stone bun and found that it was filled with red bean paste. She immediately started eating it happily:
"If I had known that I would call Sister Guiying up, she must like these foods."
Li Yu likes to eat pumpkin pancakes. Green pumpkin is grated into shreds, then stirred into batter, and spread on the pan. It tastes fresh and delicious, with a strong pumpkin flavor.
He took the tofu bread from the boss and said:
"Just take it with you when you leave later. I have to go to school again in the afternoon. What do you want to eat for lunch? I'll give it to you. Do.”
"Spicy hot pot, put more fried sweet potato chips."
"Okay!"
The two of them had dinner, brought some food to Mu Guiying, and rode their bicycles Return to the B&B.
Mu Guiying had already gotten up at this time and was about to go to the restaurant to eat. When she saw Li Yu and Diao Chan bringing a bunch of food, she suddenly smiled and said:
"I know Fairy Xiaochan will not forget it. I have a lot of food, I’ll go over there and eat with Master.”
After saying that, she carried two large bags of food in both hands, went to the restaurant to get a dozen steamed buns with soy sauce, and hurried back to Muke Village, dragging Li Fengyang and Zhao Xue to the Wa Palace.
“Master, Master, I’m here to bring you food!”
The queen is very happy:
“With a man, I am becoming more and more sensible, let’s eat together "Okay, are your men and horses in Muke Village ready? Are the food and grass supplies okay?"
Li Fengyang took a bite of the hand cake:
"Don't worry, Master, everything is ready. Our vanguard has also set off to set up camps and open roads ahead. There will be no delays."
As the commander-in-chief of the Detachment of Women, Li Fengyang's experience in leading troops It's very rich, and it's absolutely foolproof if she handles all these things.
Mu Guiying praised:
"Xiao Feiyang is indeed a bit talented in this area, and he will soon become the little Xiao He of Muke Village."
Li Fengyang Dissatisfied:
"Why do you say that I resemble others, but not that they resemble me?"
Zhao Xue took a sip of spicy soup and imitated the announcer's tone and said:
"Xiao He, early Han Dynasty One of the Three Heroes, known as Xiao Fengyang from Peixian County...it feels weird."
"Try another person!"
Mu Guiying took over the conversation:
"Zhuge Liang, the first prime minister throughout the ages, is a master of strategic planning and full of wisdom. He is known as Xiao Fengyang of the Shu Han Dynasty... This is also wrong. Don't worry about the name. No matter how you pronounce your name, it smells like a flower drum, unlike mine. With a name that dares to go to the Moon Palace to pick up a laurel crown, and dares to laugh at no hero in the world, the word Guiying is well deserved!"
Li Fengyang imitated the Northeastern accent and said:
"You can pull me down! , who has seen Fan Debiao but doesn’t know Guiying Barbecue Restaurant?”
Zhao Xue asked in confusion:
“Which Fan Debiao?”
"In "Ma Dashuai", that TV series is so old. I watched it twice and I can't forget the jokes in it. But the one I'm most interested in is Guiying... Why are you taking my corner? I said Guiying in the TV series Ying, I’m not talking about you.”
The empress looked at the three apprentices chattering with a smile on her face. It’s great. The Wa Palace has not been so lively in hundreds of millions of years.
In the real world, when Zhao Dahu came to the B&B for breakfast, he brought two Huanshou knives, and a drawing detailing the forging steps of the knives and the selection of materials, as well as machinery. The essentials of forging are basically explained in a clear and systematic way. As long as the equipment is complete, you can start making it directly.
Li Yu took the Huanshou knife and tried it, and asked Zhao Dahu:
"How strong is this thing?"
Zhao Dahu did not speak, but picked up the knife and chopped it at a landscape tree in the yard of the B&B. The branch as thick as a baseball bat was broken:
"Look, the blade has not broken at all. In ancient times, Those leather armors and the like can be cut accurately every time. "
Awesome, this will virtually increase your own combat effectiveness. Maybe Zhao Dahu can earn some merit without knowing it later.
Zhao Dahu walked into the restaurant and ate six steamed buns and two bowls of beef soup. Then he wiped his mouth with satisfaction and prepared to drive down the mountain to go on a date with Wen Jing.
I have been busy getting the first knife for the past few days, and my girlfriend has been neglecting me. Now that it is finally over, I have to go and spend some time with her.
Li Yu asked:
“Did you go to Wen Jing’s house during the Mid-Autumn Festival?”
The bearded man lit a cigarette with melancholy on his face:
“I went, Jing. Jing’s father is a very easy-going person and is very satisfied with me. Even my mother-in-law always feels that I don’t have a formal job and is worried that I will have no security in the future. She asked me to find a job, even if it costs three to five thousand a month, it is better than being idle. ...The interest on the savings in my name is tens of thousands every month. Why do you think she has to ask me to find a job worth three to five thousand?"
Li Yu: "..."
You should say this on the spot instead of pretending to me.
There is really no need for people with monthly interest of tens of thousands to earn a salary of three to five thousand. Wouldn’t it make them even more angry if they were scolded by their boss later?
Li Yu asked:
"What did you say?"
"I said I could earn tens of thousands a month from swordplay, and my mother-in-law added two more dishes. ”
Tsk tsk, this is satisfying.
“When are you going to get engaged?”
“It was supposed to be at the end of the year, but Jingjing’s parents wanted to sit down with my parents for a meal in two days, and my parents liked it very much. Jingjing, we’ve made an appointment next week. If nothing unexpected happens, I might get engaged on National Day... Thank you very much, Li Yu. If I hadn’t moved here, I wouldn’t have known when I would be single.”
Li Yu smiled and pointed in the direction of Longqi Mountain:
"Just remember to go to Longqi Mountain to fulfill your wish. Good Luck Cat helped you, and I will be grateful both emotionally and rationally."
"Don't worry, I'll go with Jingjing later... No, how did you know that I had been to Longqi Mountain? I remember asking Zhang San to keep it a secret for me."
Zhao Dahu was sneaky at first When Cui went to Longqishan to pay homage to Dundun, he bought a bunch of tickets and gave them all to Zhang Fei when he came back. Before Xuande and the others left, they took these tickets to pay homage to Dundun.
Li Yu said with a smile:
“We are jointly operating a business, so we don’t know what’s going on.”
After Zhao Dahu left, Li Yu drove to buy groceries. , and specially bought some Roche shrimps, ready to add them to the spicy hot pot, so that the little girl can enjoy them.
When leaving the vegetable market, he specially bought some sweet potatoes suitable for dry frying. Just as he was about to get in the car and leave, Cao Wenfeng called:
"Boss, the water plant has to deal with a batch of pipes and pumps. They are all The overstocked items in the warehouse have not been used much. After the water lines were changed in the past two years, these items have lost their value and can only be disposed of as scrap. Do you want them? "
"How much do you want?"
"There are four warehouses in total. If you want it, we still follow the old rules. Get rid of everything in the warehouse, but don't demolish the warehouse. It belongs to others."
"Okay, you Sign the contract. Let me know when you can move it, and I will arrange for someone to move it.”
After hanging up the phone, Li Yu flexed his wrist and began to worry:
"Should this set of tap water equipment be installed in Zhending Mansion or Chang'an in the Three Kingdoms World?"
What if Zhending Mansion is? Once the running water is connected, Liu Bei's people's support will reach 100%. With three miracles in a short period of time, Liu Bei will not be able to survive without proclaiming himself emperor.
Over in Chang'an, Zhang Ji has been busy baking bricks and promoting masonry houses. Chang'an is facing vigorous reforms. If running water is installed now, it may affect future plans.
I worry when I don’t have supplies, I worry when I have supplies, I have endless worries!
Li Yu drove back to the B&B, went to the scenic spot first, and told his old mother his troubles.
The promotion of tap water in the Three Kingdoms World will affect future planning; the Water Margin says that the promotion of tap water in the Yue World will lead to Liu Bei's popular sentiment and attract the attention of the court, which is not appropriate.
After listening carefully, the empress gave her good son an idea:
“It’s enough to install it in Jinyang City in the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties. As long as the tap water is installed at the end of the year, the people’s hearts will completely surrender. From now on, Taiyuan will completely become the land of Longxing!”
(End of this chapter)