Chapter 605 Wukong is obsessed with black mythology! [Requesting Monthly Tickets]
When it was dawn, Li Yu got dressed and got up, drove to the wholesale market, and purchased the supplies Mu Guiying wanted.
First I bought a large cart of onions that are relatively durable. Then I found that apples were good, so I also bought a cart. This was a special reward prepared by the B&B for the soldiers.
When wholesale chive flower sauce, I found that this unpopular sauce was not easy to buy. I tried my best to collect dozens of boxes, so I bought some similar sauces.
For example, stir-fried pepper and preserved egg with noodle sauce, pickled beans with noodle sauce, pickled pepper with noodle sauce, chopped pepper with noodle sauce and so on.
In this way, I finally bought a big car.
As soon as Li Yu returned to the B&B with three carts of supplies, Lin Xu delivered two carts of high-protein concentrate for adult horses.
These feeds were custom-made by Lin Xu and were originally intended for Mu Guiying Zhuangxing. However, the manufacturer delayed delivery until now and missed the expedition ceremony.
The two carts of feed may seem like a lot, but if distributed to tens of thousands of horses, they would not be able to last for more than a few days.
So these feeds can only be mixed with grain and fed to horses. When the food in the book world improves in the future, you can buy feed processing equipment and produce it yourself.
"How's Dundun doing over there?"
Although Lin Xu knew that his good son would be fine, he still wanted to ask a few more questions.
Li Yu said:
"It's good. After we finish our work here, let's go to the scenic spot and let my mother share with you Dundun's current status."< br>
“Okay!”
The truck workers began to unload the truck, and the two went to the restaurant to have breakfast.
At around nine o'clock, all the materials had been unloaded. When the truck left, Li Yu and Lin Xu went to the scenic spot together.
As soon as they sat down under the statue, the empress shared the scene of Dundun going out with the army to the two of them. Under the blue sky, the little guy was surrounded by more than a dozen young female soldiers, enjoying massage services from beautiful girls, and He purred happily.
Mu Guiying was filming on the side with her mobile phone:
“Look, if you don’t work hard, you will become a woman’s plaything... Little fat cat, which direction are we going today?”< br>
Dundun lazily raised his paw and pointed to the northwest, then closed his eyes and continued to enjoy the beauty's massage service.
Seeing this, Lin Xu complained speechlessly:
"Without a parent following him, this little guy is letting himself go."
Li Yu asked in his heart :
“Mom, what’s in the northwest?”
The old mother directly raised the camera and moved it northwest, and then Li Yu saw groups of prairie cavalry hiding in the mountain col, as if they were holding some kind of meeting.
"What's going on?"
"The Changshengtian asked the nearby tribal leaders to lead people to attack Guiying. Now these leaders are competing for command, and several others have secretly formed an alliance. Planning to annex other tribes? "
This...
Start fighting among each other before the victory is achieved?
"Since Dundun came to the book world, the luck of all the alien races has been affected, even Changshengtian. He wants to do something, but the more he does, the more mistakes he makes."
< br>Without luck, coupled with dimensional suppression, Dundun is a completely bug-like existence in the world of the book.
Of course, the escaped "one" has the meaning of BUG, and it is a variable that cannot be controlled by heaven. When Dundun came here, he took on the role of the "escaped one" of the entire world in the book. Character, it can do whatever it wants, increase or decrease other people's luck at will.
The fighting is still going on in the mountain col, and Mu Guiying's cavalry troops are slowly approaching. One is ready to go, with high morale; the other is full of power and profit, each with their own thoughts, and the result is self-evident.
Lin Xu watched with excitement:
"I've been playing "Black Myth: Wukong" every day recently. I didn't expect that the world in the book is a truly immersive game. If I have the chance, I will go in and experience it."
Sitting in front of the computer and trying my best to play porn The wind monster, I thought was exciting enough, but compared with the world in the book, it was suddenly not enough.
Hearing Lin Xu talking about the new game, Li Yu suddenly remembered that Wukong's computer also had this game installed. He didn't know how he was playing. He hoped that he would not carry the golden cudgel and play it again. Lingxiao Palace.
In the world of Journey to the West, the black bear spirit carries a black tassel gun and says to Wukong who is sitting in front of the computer playing games:
"Brother, it's time to set off on the road. We have rested all day. Master They are almost gone.”
"One more game. I don't believe I can't pass this level... Oh no, I can't beat it. Why is this crappy game so difficult? If I could go to the real world, I, Old Sun, would definitely tie the game maker to a deep mountain and hang him up. Fight!”
But after all, Wukong quickly put the computer into the bag on his waist, and also put away the computer desk made of monkey hair, then took out a mango and ate it while moving forward. Chasing Xuanzang who had left first on horseback.
There were no fairies along the way to Huangfengling, so he was not worried about anything happening to Xuanzang.
The black bear spirit picked up his luggage, followed Wukong with long strides and asked:
"Brother, you are so arranged in the game, but you are not angry?"
"The purpose of seeking scriptures is to eliminate calamities. After the scriptures are retrieved, it is reasonable for Heaven to settle old scores. What is there to be angry about? It just strengthens my old grandson's idea of following His Highness the Holy Son, overthrowing Heaven, and prospering the human race. This is the general trend. In short, One day, I, the old grandson, will really step through the sky, be wild and unruly, and show some color to the immortals in heaven!"
After saying that, Wukong also threw the golden cudgel in the air, and it turned into a height of ten thousand feet. It made the entire Three Realms tremble.
When the golden cudgel fell again, the two of them also caught up with Xuanzang.
"Wukong, His Royal Highness the Son of God also likes to play games in his spare time, but he never delays business. Don't indulge in games anymore. The right balance between work and rest is the right thing to do."
Xuan Zang's words made Wukong was a little embarrassed:
"Master, don't worry. I won't be addicted anymore. This game is good. It's suitable to play slowly. Just wait until Lingshan to play to the finale. There's no rush to catch up."
The master and apprentice left. In the evening, we camped by a stream.
Xuan Zang still cooked noodles. Black Bear Spirit suddenly wanted to eat some Western food today. He took out two pieces of toast, spread them with his favorite honey, took one bite, and ate hundreds of pieces of toast in a row. Only then did I feel satisfied.
But he regretted it after eating:
"Master is right, appetite is the most basic desire. Once it is satisfied, other desires will follow... I just said I even had the thought that I shouldn’t have, and wanted to destroy a few honey bee nests nearby, snatch away the honey stored in them, and kill all the honey cubs... It’s really a sin, I want to recite sutras to atone for my sins.” br>
When Wukong, who was feeding the horse, heard this, he immediately said:
"This is a good suggestion. It can not only eliminate harm, but also return a gift to His Highness the Holy Son, and taste the sweetness of victory... Junior brother, stop chanting sutras. Eliminating harm is the most important thing.”
The same thing has two meanings when interpreted from different angles.
Killing bees for the sake of food and drink is a sin and an act that requires atonement. Even if there is only one thought, it must be resolved by reciting scriptures.
But if it is to save the people and get rid of a scourge, then it is a meritorious deed.
Without further ado, Wukong raised his golden cudgel and knocked it on the ground. The mountain god Tu Tu immediately appeared and begged the great sage for mercy. At the same time, they also took out the treasured astragalus and goblins to give to Xuanzang to replenish his health. " I will give you two good words in front of the Holy Son."
After hearing this, the mountain god Tu Tu saluted again, his words full of respect.
"Old man, are there any bees or other spirits that harm the human race nearby? If so, I, Sun, will go and eliminate them for the people before it gets dark."
Upon hearing this, Tu Di shook his head and said:
"We have good weather here. Apart from the government's excessive taxation, it is also peaceful."
It was the mountain god who pointed to the mountain next to him and said:
< br>"There is indeed a group of spirits inside, but it's hard to say whether they are bees or not. It's not the jurisdiction of the little god over there. I'm not qualified to go and check."
As soon as he heard this, Wukong rushed towards the black bear. Jing winked:
"Junior brother, please stay here. I, Old Sun, will go to investigate first. If there is really any ghost, then our brothers will earn a fortune."
"Okay, senior brother, go ahead, little brother, I will stay here with you. "Master."
After Wukong left, the mountain god Di Di served Xuanzang with tea and water, while the black bear spirit took the time to ask for some Buddhist teachings.
Not long after, Wukong came back with joy on his face:
“It’s really a group of honey-eating monsters, dominating a mountain stream, with numerous bones underneath, and they have killed many people. ...Master, you go to the real world for a while, junior brother, let’s set off and destroy it before it gets dark.”
Xuanzang came to the real world and met Li Yu preparing lunch. Today he was making vegetarian dumplings. He originally planned to make egg and leek fillings, but since Xuanzang was here, Li Yu changed the eggs to tofu and the leeks to eggplant.
Cut the tofu into soybean-sized particles, fry it slowly in a pan until the surface is brown, then take it out, mix it with the chopped eggplant to make a filling, then roast some seaweed and grind it Break it into pieces and sprinkle it in. The filling is vegan, but the resulting dumplings are delicious and more classic than meat filling.
Zhao Dahu ate a small bowl, but he still felt that he was not satisfied with it, so he returned another bowl, then boiled the remaining dumplings in water and drove to deliver them to Wen Jing. .
Xuan Zang also thought it was delicious, but he only ate a small bowl.
Although he followed the path of Zen Buddhism, his behavior was more like an ascetic. But the difference is that modern ascetics tend to eat without hardship, while Xuanzang is more natural and is a bit more Taoist than ascetics. of transparency.
From him, we can see a bit of Buddhism returning to its original nature.
A tourist saw Xuanzang dressed in monk robes and came over to say hello with his hands clasped together:
"May I ask, Master, are you a monk or a COS?"
"The young monk is I am a monk and am friends with Boss Li here, so I often visit him.”
This man was a lover of Buddhism and had worked as a volunteer in several temples. He sat down in front of Xuanzang and started chatting.
Xuan Zang asked:
"What is the process of being a volunteer in the temple?"
"As long as you can work, endure hardships, and work hard without complaint, it's three o'clock in the morning. You have to get up, boil water, help in the kitchen, clean the house, wipe the temple, and wait for the monks to wash their faces after they get up. After they have breakfast, you can go to the restaurant to eat their leftovers. "
Xuan Zang was dumbfounded when he heard this:
"Buddha advocates equality for all living beings, how can they act like this?"
"Don't you understand this? The propaganda in the temple is to eliminate karma, and endurance is an indispensable part of Buddhist practice, such as eating and so on. In fact, it’s all trivial. Some monks even curse others and secretly ask volunteers to transfer money to them. After the morning classes every day, they also sell various karma-killing props and assign sales tasks to volunteers.”
Hearing this, Xuanzang thought of the words of Li Yu and his second aunt:
"Xiye Noodles? Forgiveness Rice?"
"Yes, yes, it's something similar, I've bought it before Karma-eliminating croissants are said to be a combination of Chinese and Western, and can even eliminate foreign sins. ”
Xuanzang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. What the hell is this?
"Are you still volunteering now?"
"No, last year in a temple in Hangzhou, my elder brother who was a volunteer together was wiping a pillar and accidentally fell it. His leg was broken, and the monks threw him outside the mountain gate overnight, saying that his relationship with Buddhism was over, and asked him to find a way to see a doctor on his own... After that, although I still believed in Buddhism, I no longer wanted to contact the temple, let alone be a volunteer. "
Xuan Zang sighed, feeling more and more that the Buddhism in the real world was in a mess and was contrary to the Buddha's teachings.
He affirmed the layman's approach, and then criticized the errors of those temples one by one based on Buddhist scriptures, and even corrected some of the layman's erroneous views.
However, he was still very happy to meet a devout Buddhist who did not follow the trend or blindly, and had his own persistence and understanding, which is rare in this troubled real world.
He took off his rosary, took out one and handed it to the layman and said:
"We are destined to give you a rosary. You can wear it on your body. It will help you understand Buddhism." .”
A few tourists nearby shouted:
“Shuai monk, since you are so happy chatting, why don’t you give me a bunch instead of just one?”
Xuanzang said with a smile:
“This is a Buddhist monk who has blessed me with enlightenment. One pill is enough. Any more will be counterproductive... This donor, there is a small temple on the mountain in the scenic area. I'll take care of it. If we are destined, we will meet there."
After that, Xuanzang said goodbye and returned to the world of Journey to the West.
As soon as he arrived, he saw Wukong flying from a distance carrying a piece of honey the size of a house, while the black bear spirit was carrying a hive as big as a hill.
The golden honey is translucent, and the sweet fragrance can be smelled from a distance, making people feel relaxed and happy.
The two junior brothers flew over one after the other, and Wukong said excitedly:
"Please also ask Master to send it to the real world for His Highness the Son to taste. If you can make some desserts, please ask him to reward Junior Brother Xiong." Some, he has just made great efforts and deserves to be rewarded.”
If the black bear spirit likes to eat honey, let Li Yuduo reward him, it is because of his appetite.
But if it is said that you have exerted great efforts in the process of slaying demons, then it is a reward and has nothing to do with gluttony.
In short, Wukong understands the art of speaking more and more.
Xuanzang looked at the size of the honey and felt that he couldn't carry it, so he had to return to the real world, drive the electric five-wheeler from the warehouse, and asked Wukong to put half of it on the car:
"The remaining half Divide it into three parts, one part is sent to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun at Guanjiangkou, and let him give it to his subordinates and believers; one part is sent to Chang'an, for His Majesty Shimin to taste; the last part is sent to Doumu Palace in Mount Tai, maybe it can be used In exchange for some star fruits that can identify the direction for the soldiers."
The black bear spirit asked:
"Master, what should I do with this hive? There are many meat worms in it, which contain spiritual energy. ”
Xuan Zang said:
"Send it to the Western Expedition Camp to strengthen the physique of the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty. The honey extracted from it will be rewarded by Marshal Qin and Manager Li to meritorious ministers and righteous men who take the initiative to seek refuge."
"Yes! ”
The brothers carried honey and beehives and flew towards the Tang Dynasty, while Xuanzang rode an electric five-wheeler to the B&B warehouse.
As soon as he appeared, Mu Guiying, who was counting the supplies, sniffed:
“What smells so sweet?”
She turned her face and saw the honey on the electric fifth wheel. She immediately ran over, took out the knife from her waist, cut off a piece without any explanation and put it into her mouth to taste it for the queen.
"Wow, this is delicious... Xiao Sanzang, I am currently developing honey grapefruit tea to moisten the lungs and relieve coughs. Can you give me a piece and share some of the honey grapefruit tea with you."
Xuan Zang clasped his hands together:
“This is the trophy that Wukong and Wuming got from killing the bees during their break. Feel free to take it if the Holy Princess likes it.”
“ Wukong and Little Xiongxiong are awesome. I will tell Master later and let Wa Palace give them a credit each.”
The girl ran to the kitchen, brought a stainless steel basin, cut a basin of honey, and carried it to express her filial piety to Empress Nuwa.
Li Yu heard the news and came to the warehouse. Looking at the piece of honey exuding a rich and sweet fragrance, his outlook was shocked again.
He took out his mobile phone, took a short video and sent it to Lin Xu:
"The goblins that Sun Wukong destroyed got a trophy. How can we eat such a large piece of honey better?"< br>
“Damn it, there are so many things you can do with such a big piece. I’ll take Yueyue to have a look around later... By the way, autumn is here, so I can make some lung-moistening honey grapefruit tea. , honey and hawthorn fruit... Soak it in hot water and drink it to relieve cough and moisturize the lungs, which is very good for the body. ”
Li Yu cut a piece and tasted it. The honey was a little sticky and melted in his mouth, leaving only the waxy honeycomb that could not be digested. However, this stuff can be used to make soap... They are all good things.
On the other side, Wukong went to Guanjiangkou first and dropped a piece of honey to Erlang Shen. By the way, he stared at the eyes on Erlang Shen's forehead and looked left and right:
"Xiao Erlang, what's in your eye?" Can you hide something?"
"No, you monkey, why are you staring at my eyes all of a sudden?"
"I'm obsessed with playing games...I still have to go to Chang'an to fight. My wife is sending me honey. Come and play with us when you are not busy. If there are any delicious fruits in the south, please remember to send me some.”
Wukong flew to Chang'an City and gave the honey to Li Shimin, who was holding a military meeting. Then he went east to Mount Tai and presented the last piece of honey to Lord Doumu Yuanjun.
"Junior Sister Qiongxiao likes sweets. I will go over there to give some away later... Wukong, here are ten star fruits. Take them with you. If you have the opportunity to go to other worlds, you can give them to everyone. "Thank you Dou Mu, I know you are the most generous!"
Wukong accepted the fruit and said goodbye, heading west. Lord Dou Mu took the honey. In his hand, he pointed forward, and a gate to the void appeared in front of him.
She crossed over, and the surrounding scene changed from the Star Palace to the Sanxiao Courtyard, and the aloof Doumu Yuanjun also became the Golden Spirit Mother in charge of the Qingping Sword and the Zhuxian Sword Formation.
Qiong Xiao had a sharp nose and ran over when she smelled the sweet fragrance in the yard:
"Wow, senior sister Jin Ling, where did you get the honey? It smells so delicious, I can't help but want to eat the honey made by the elder sister. The little honey cake..."
Our Lady of Turtle Spirit, who was playing games with her, said:
"It can be used as a facial mask. With such good honey, it will definitely be very effective as a facial mask."< br>
A few people's eyes lit up and they quickly prepared the honey mask according to the method taught by Zhou Ruotong.
The aloof Daluo Jinxian has completely gone astray...
(End of this chapter)