Chapter 607 Boss, give me a scumbag hairstyle! 【Ask for monthly ticket】


Chapter 607 Boss, give me a scumbag hairstyle! [Ask for monthly ticket]

Three Kingdoms World, Chang'an City.

When Emperor Liu Xie and Lu Lingqi of the General Hussars Palace were officially engaged, Lu Fengxian, the first man in the Han army, suddenly became a foreign relative. However, the mood of the courtiers was stable, and no one mentioned the trouble of a foreign relative.

Because other relatives quickly rose up after climbing the emperor's high branches, occupied the court, and became a bureaucratic group that controlled the government.

But Lu Bu is not. This guy has the righteousness to help Yan Han. He could have controlled the court like Dong Zhuo and manipulated Liu Xie as a puppet, but he devoted his whole life to support Liu Xie to secure the throne.

For such a person with great merit, his maternal relatives are just an inconspicuous label on him.

After this engagement, the veterans felt more at ease. The relationship between the monarch and his ministers was increased, and the possibility of usurping power was even lower.

During the engagement ceremony, Empress Houtu appeared in the human world for the first time.

All the officials, generals, soldiers, guards, etc. who participated in the engagement ceremony knelt down and saluted the Queen.

Back then, immortals and mortals were not separated, and humans and ghosts coexisted in the same world. Empress Houtu transformed into reincarnation, allowing the souls of all living beings to rest in peace, and preventing evil spirits from running rampant in the world.

Now that the Empress has come to the world, many people have tears in their eyes, thanking Empress Houtu for her contribution to the human race.

Zhou Ruotong said to Jia Xu:

“The statues of Houtu Empress must be enshrined in the Chenghuang temples everywhere, and the statues of Houtu Empress must be enshrined in Nuwa temples to increase people’s livelihood as much as possible. "Thinking power."

Jia Xu agreed:

"Don't worry, Princess Sheng, Xu will start preparing for this matter immediately so that the ancestors of the human race can enjoy the incense."

When it came to the sages of the human race, Jia Xu asked indirectly:

“Should we follow the example of Fengshen and build a pavilion of sages of the human race?”

Zhou Ruotong took out his mobile phone and looked through it. Read the content on the note:

"According to my husband's idea, after the Han Dynasty is reunited, we will build the Hall of Human Sages, let Liu Xie go to Mount Tai to worship, and change the object of sacrifice on Mount Tai from the Emperor of Heaven to the Dao of Heaven. ...At that time, we needed to do something similar to boost the morale of the people during the national construction project. It’s better to forget about it now.”

When Jia Xu heard this, he raised his hands and said:

"Mr. Li is far-sighted and far-sighted, but he is not as good as he is!"

"Mr. Wenhe, please don't say that. He is just bored and open his mind. He wants to have 800 ideas a day... Although everyone regards him as a god. , and even has a fairy background, but my husband is really just a mortal, and he doesn’t think carefully about many things. The greater everyone’s expectations of him, the more cautious they must be.”

Jia Xu thought for a while and said:

"After I capture Yizhou, if there are no big changes here, I will settle in the real world in advance and help Mr. Li share some of the pressure."

If others say this, Zhou Ruotong will only When he was joking.

But what Jia Xu said made Zhou Ruotong really look forward to seeing what heights the world in the book could reach after Lao Jia took over the B&B.

She said:

"My husband would be very happy if he knew about it."

"Xu is also looking forward to face-to-face communication with Mr. Li."

After the engagement ceremony, Empress Houtu was about to leave, but after thinking about it, she landed from the sky and ate Liu Xie and Lu Lingqi’s engagement candy. She also patted Liu Xie on the head and pinched Lu Lingqi’s cheek.

Although gods do not eat fireworks in the world, my godson still has to eat his wedding candy.

She also left behind two fruits that grew in the underworld. Eating them can stabilize the soul and prevent convulsions, dreams, and evil spirits.

"Godmother, your complexion looks better."

Zhou Ruotong held Empress Houtu's arm and found that there was a faint color on the godmother's face, which was darker than the first time I felt a lot stronger when I saw him.

“Li Shimin, who traveled to the West, sent people to Shanxi to worship me, and also ordered the whole country to chant sutras and pray for me. Now I am much better. You see, I am not tired even after talking so many words today. ”

Zhou Ruotong wanted to cry when he heard these words. Empress Houtu was already in the category of a saint. Because of her reincarnation, she had to bear so many sins of mortals that she was suffering great pain every minute.

Now I can say a few words like a normal person and feel happy. This is really heartbreaking.

Yunxiao asked:

"How did Li Shimin order the people?"

Houtu Empress smiled bitterly:

"At first, the people were unwilling and were not sincere even if they chanted sutras. He simply ordered that if you recite sutras every day, you can be exempted from labor and reduce local taxes. Suddenly, more people recited sutras to me... This Li Shimin has a brain that is easy to use. . ”

Using the whole country to promote faith can actually easily harm the country, but Empress Houtu is different. She loves the people, and all the people who chant sutras and pray for blessings will be cared for by the empress.

Empress Nuwa created mankind, and Empress Houtu protected mankind.

The two human virgins can make the human race prosperous and have never any selfish motives.

After chatting for a while, Empress Houtu said goodbye to everyone and returned to the underworld.

After she left, Zhou Ruotong asked into the sky:

"Why is it so uncomfortable for godmother to come to the human world, but she is okay if she stays in the Wa Palace for half a day?"

"The Wa Palace does not belong to the Three Realms. It is a world of its own, and after Empress Houtu passes away, Empress Nuwa will use her divine power to support her soul and try to alleviate her pain."

When Lu Bu heard about this, he came over to ask Yunxiao for advice. :

"Brothers and sisters, um...Dundun drove Changshengtian away at Muke Village. Has it mastered the magic here?"

Yunxiao shook his head:

"It is the god of rules and does not use magic. On the contrary, it uses magic, but it falls behind."

"Then how did it drive away the Changshengtian? ? "

"Use the rules. Suppose the probability of a tornado appearing on the grassland is 0.01%. Lucky Cat can just increase the probability by ten thousand times. A tornado will appear 100% of the time. It also happens to contain a lot of power of heaven and earth. Changshengtian was so unlucky that he directly hit the tornado that contained the power of heaven and earth and was scared away."

After hearing this, Lu Bu scratched his big penis. The head said:

"No wonder it is said that first-class companies sell standards, and second-class companies sell products. A cat that can make rules is really not simple."

Yunxiao said:

"The good luck cat is higher than the world in the book There are two entire dimensions that cannot be measured by common sense. Perhaps we can only understand something about it when the empress uses the power of a saint to deduce the world in which it is located."

A cat who is assigned can actually control his destiny. , an exiled dog actually possesses the power to open up the sky... Such a world makes people want to find out.

After the engagement banquet started, Lu Bu started to toast with a large glass of Sprite.

Well, while others drink high-strength liquor, he drinks high-strength Sprite, and then he brags about his poor drinking capacity and asks the other party to give in.

In this way, Lu Bu overthrew Ma Rixi, Cai Yong, Cui Lie and other old ministers one after another, and defeated a group of courtiers. When everyone praised him as the great Han Bacchus, Guo Jia saw the clues. He expressed that he wanted to trade drinks with Lu Bu.

As a last resort, the title of the Great Han Bacchus changed to two. Guo Jia did not get drunk after a thousand drinks, but he drank too much Sprite and always felt like he was being cheated.

This thing costs a few yuan a bottle, but the liquor used today is all high-end liquor shipped from the real world. Guo Fengxiao can still tell the difference between the lighter and the heavier.

While the people here are busy drinking, the water supply company in the real world is a different scene.

A transport team composed of electric three-wheelers loaded the pipes onto the vehicles, and then headed to the scrap station near the gate of the scenic spot.

This trip of dozens of kilometers will let everyone know that the pipelines have been transported to the scrap station.

In the warehouse, flat-panel five-wheelers were filled with pipes. When Li Shimin drove over there, Yu Chigong immediately led people around and began to unload the trucks.

Li Shimin got off the car and returned to the warehouse in the real world to start transporting the second car.

Main pipes, branch pipes, diverter pipes, household pipes, diverter valves, booster pumps...all kinds of tap water-related equipment and accessories were shipped to Jinyang City in the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Yu Chigong and others stacked them up according to the specifications of the pipes to prepare for the next repair of the water pipes.

Now that the chaos in Jinyang City has been contained, Li Jing is not the one who killed him, and all the prisoners have stayed behind to prepare for road construction, digging ditches, and laying water pipes.

The plan for the entire Jinyang area has gradually become clearer. Tap water is used in the city and wells are used in the villages outside the city. The well drilling machine Li Yu helped buy last time has already drilled wells in several villages. Each village Divide into four or five production groups, each with one well.

As for farmland irrigation, river water is mainly used, and farmland is irrigated with the help of waterwheels and other equipment.

Of course, it is already post-autumn here, so there is no need to consider irrigation for the time being. Instead, we must carry out autumn plowing and strive to plant more wheat before winter.

Throughout the morning, Li Shimin made twenty or thirty trips.

When lunch was served, he didn't bother to eat. He went directly to the book world and took advantage of this gap to start resting.

It’s time to have lunch here and half a day there, which is enough for Li Shimin to have a good sleep.

But after waking up, you must eat something sweet before you can work. In the restaurant, Li Yu tasted the big pot dish and gave the security guard a thumbs up:

“It’s well done and tastes very good.”

“As long as the boss thinks it’s delicious, there’s nothing special about this big pot dish. Just put more oil and more meat. Today’s big pot dish cost 60 to 70 yuan. A pound of meat, and more than twenty pounds of tofu, all fried into dried tofu, plus vermicelli, cabbage, day lily, fungus, lard residue, hot pot meatballs... it should be enough."

The security guard was afraid that Li Yu would be too greasy, so he unexpectedly praised his good cooking skills and stopped eating. He put a towel around his neck and started serving food to everyone.

The stainless steel pots bought from the nearby supermarket have a small pot of vegetables for each person. There are steamed buns delivered in the insulated box next to them. They are freshly steamed and can be eaten as much as you like.

Lin Xu saw that the workers were very hot, so he called someone to deliver a truck of draft beer.

One big bowl per person is enough to relieve fatigue. You can drink more after work in the evening.

"Dezu, how is the food here?"

When Yang Xiu came over with a bowl, Li Yu made room for him and asked with a smile about the food in the real world.

“His Royal Highness the Holy Son, these two meals in the real world are more delicious than the meals over half a lifetime combined, especially this big pot dish. I didn’t expect it to be so oily and delicious.”< br>
Li Yu asked curiously:

"Didn't I prepare a lot of meat for you? Lu Bu seems to have cooked big pot dishes, right?"

"We have done it, but we are used to it. No matter whether we use oil or put meat, it is not like the real world. Regardless of the side effects, the food here is still delicious. Not only are the dishes delicious, the big white steamed buns are also very delicious and actually taste sweet when chewed.”

Although there was wheat during the Three Kingdoms period, it was basically all wheat. It is to eat wheat rice. The so-called wheat rice means crushing the wheat and boiling it into porridge with water, or boiling it and taking it out and drying it into dry biscuits to eat as dry food.

At that time, white flour and bran were mixed together and the way to eat it was relatively simple. You could make a bowl of wheat rice with some sauce and it was already a delicacy.

Now that he suddenly ate white flour steamed buns, with their fluffy and soft texture and sweet taste, Yang Xiu felt that even without a big pot of food, he could eat five or six in one sitting.

Lin Xu ate a big bowl of vegetables and two steamed buns, and drove away early. His wife and children were all in Longqi Mountain, and he couldn't hang around here all the time.

Li Yu had a good appetite today and ate a large bowl of vegetables and three steamed buns.

He said to the master cook:

"In the afternoon, go to the nearby supermarket to buy some old pumpkins, cook some pumpkin rice porridge, and make everyone's meals as rich as possible."< br>
“Don’t worry, boss, Brother Wu and I have already agreed that we will try not to repeat the same thing these days and make sure everyone eats and drinks well!”

Li Yu came to the kitchen, took out the big bones specially cooked by the master, and put them into Brother Dao's rice bowl:

"I won't be here this afternoon, are you and Erlang okay here?"
< br>“Woof!”

Brother Dao feels that this question is an insult to Master Tiandao. I am personally in charge, so what else can happen?

It barked and nudged Li Yu with its body, telling him not to disturb his eating.

Li Yu returned to the restaurant and said to Wu Song:

"I'll take Yang Xiu to get a haircut in the afternoon and get a perm by the way. You can stay here and call me if anything happens."< br>
"Brother, just go, I will take care of everything here."

Yang Xiu, who was pulling a big pot of food, almost choked:

"His Royal Highness, you have to take me there. Got a perm?”

"Yes, haven't you been talking about it? I'll take you to change your hairstyle and see the world here. I believe you can build a better man after you go back."

"Don't worry, Your Highness, Xiu will do his best. Let’s do our best to help the big man take off as soon as possible.”

Yang Xiu ate two pots of vegetables and seven steamed buns. After he was full, he was about to set off. Li Yu took out a set of sportswear he had just bought not long ago from the car and handed it to him. Give it to him:

"Put on your clothes. The camouflage uniform is for working. You don't need to wear it normally."

After Yang Xiu left, Wu Song started to eat the tenth steamed bun:< br>


"Brother, just now Zhenzhen asked if you want to rent a projector and show everyone an outdoor movie in the courtyard at night."

Li Yu thought for a while and said:

"Yes, but the projector is We can do it ourselves. It’s all about projection now. Prepare the curtain and don’t let outsiders come.”

“Okay, I’ll do some research this afternoon.”

Wait for Yang Xiu to change his clothes. , Li Yu drove him away from the water supply company compound, passed through the somewhat dilapidated industrial area, and came to the bustling city center.

Yang Xiu was so shocked that his eyes couldn't even use enough, and he pressed his whole face against the car window to look out.

“Isn’t it different from the big man?”

“The buildings here are too high, and there are so many cars on the street. Is this the asphalt road that Teacher Sun mentioned? It looks so high-end. When can we build this kind of road?"

Li Yu said:

"When there is more asphalt in the oil base, we can pave asphalt road."< br>


Yang Xiu looked at it for a while, then thought about the memory he read in the morning, with a somewhat silent expression:

"Teacher Sun told me a long time ago that we are in a novel world, but he never said my ending. I guess It’s not going to be too good. Who would have thought that he would die in the hands of his own people?”

At this time, the intersection was red, and Li Yu slowly stopped the car:

“I hate Cao Ah Man. "

"When I first learned about my fate in the original work this morning, I hated him, but the more I thought about it this morning, the more I felt that it was not a pity to die."

As an official of the Cao Wei Group, he worked hard to guess the leader's intentions all day long, and he always thought about holding back a big move to hit Ah Mao in the face, and even ended up shaking the morale of the army.

In this case, you have to die if you don't want to die.

Of course, more importantly, Cao Cao had already made up his mind to train Cao Pi at that time. Yang Xiu, as Cao Zhi's core supporter, naturally had no value in existence.

“No wonder Teacher Sun scolded me to tears the first time he saw me, and kept saying that I only know how to talk rhetorically. It turns out it’s all related to the description in the original work.”

Li Yu said:

"You are completely different from the character in the book now. You have become the advocate and pioneer of the Han industrial movement. You will most likely lead the struggle between the working class and the landlord class in the future...Are you afraid?"

Yang Xiu nodded:

“I’m afraid, I’m quite afraid, but for the happiness of the people, and for the big man to live this kind of life, no matter how scared he is, he must have the courage to try, and even if he fails, he must just accept it as a It’s a matter of trial and error for latecomers.”

Li Yu glanced at Yang Xiu in surprise. It wasn’t until the car behind him honked his horn that he realized the green light was on. He quickly put into gear and left:

“Don’t be so pessimistic, we will all support you.”

"Thank you, Your Highness, your compassion for the people will never be forgotten by the Han people!"

Li Yu doesn't care about this. He has enough merits and virtues, and it doesn't matter if he talks too much. Use it, but it seems to be cumbersome.

Arrived at the shopping mall, Li Yu parked the car in the underground parking lot:

“There are a lot of snacks here. If you can eat them, let’s go up one level at a time. Eat while shopping, let you experience the diversity of food in the real world.”

Yang Xiu will naturally not refuse:

"Thank you, Your Highness, I can still eat."

Li Yu took him to the elevator upstairs. Yang Xiu was immediately attracted by the variety of snacks. He looked around and finally Choosing the raw fried chicken rack:

"Your Highness, is that so-called chicken rack just tasteless?"

You are in love with these two, right... Li Yu said:

"Chicken racks are the bones of the chicken body, including chicken ribs. Let's go and buy two to try first."

The two walked over and bought two portions of raw fried chicken racks. Seeing that the sweet potato fries were good, Li Yu also bought some. After they were fried, he taught Yang Xiu to put on disposable gloves and continued shopping while eating.

“How does it taste?”

“If this thing had existed in the camp back then, Cao Aman wouldn’t have chopped off my head... I never thought that chicken bones could also be used in the real world. Flowers come from eating. "

"In the past, chicken racks were not valuable, and people bought them to improve their children's lives. Fried chicken racks, smoked chicken racks, and cold chicken racks began to appear on the streets. , so that this kind of scrap delicacy gradually has a market."

Li Yu briefly talked about the impact of the mass layoffs, and Yang Xiu was secretly speechless. He didn't expect that the real world had also had hard times.

The two of them came upstairs. Li Yu walked into the barber shop where he often went and said to the boss:

"Boss, give this little brother like me a scumbag hairstyle!"

(End of Chapter)

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