Chapter 637 Who says Buddha is petty? I am the first one to refuse! [Requesting Monthly Ticket]
Farewell to Master, Nezha picked up the wooden plaque struck by lightning, stepped on the hot wheel, and headed east.
After flying for more than 80,000 miles, I finally saw the group of pilgrims who were on their way quickly. Wukong was running in front with a golden cudgel. Xuanzang was galloping on his horse like a general. A black bear who was more than three meters tall Jing, carrying luggage and chasing after him.
Looking down from mid-air, the master and the disciples did not look like they were learning Buddhist scriptures. Instead, they looked like they were going to the Lingshan Mountains to harvest grass and valleys, and to seal the wolves as slaves.
At this rate, the fourteen years of ups and downs will probably be lost by more than half... Little Nezha has already finished reading the original book. Compared with the free-rein walks written in the book, the current galloping is simply too much. Can save two-thirds of the time.
While he was watching, Wukong's voice suddenly sounded in his ears:
"Little Nezha, what are you doing here sneakily?"
Nezha turned his face and realized that Wukong was not there. At some point, he stood behind him with a golden cudgel, while Wukong, who was running below, disappeared little by little.
Obviously, Wukong was in the sky just now, and what was running on the ground was a shadow he had set up.
Nezha patted the plaque on his shoulder:
"On the order of the Buddha, I came to give you a plaque."
"Tathagata Temple? The Buddha took the lead in counting scriptures and forgetting his ancestors. It is interesting."
The two fell from the sky. Xuanzang was already here Stopped... In fact, when Xuanzang saw Wukong disappear, he started to slow down.
Although I don’t know what happened, since Wukong is in a situation, he should stop temporarily. If there is danger, it is best to go to the real world to escape as soon as possible.
Nezha placed the plaque on a big stone and said:
"Brother, the plaque has been made. Master asked you to hang it in a small temple in the real world."
Seeing the words "Tathagata Temple", Xuanzang didn't have any objections. He got off his horse and picked up the plaque. The plaque is ready to go into the real world.
Nezha took out the Tathagata's bones from his arms and handed them over:
"Master asked you to take this with you and put it in the statue."
Black Bear Jing took out a gourd from his arms, pulled out the stopper, and drank some sweet spring water that Wukong had stolen from Pantaoyuan. He came over and asked:
"Isn't it true that only saints can perceive the real world? What does the Buddha mean by this move?"
Wukong said with a smile:
"It's not for merit. As long as someone burns incense, people's livelihood will be improved." It will be attached to this bone. When the master brings it back one day, the Buddha will have the ability to think about people's livelihood from the real world... Hey, this bone looks a bit familiar."
He was about to say. Like the bones in a mouse's tail, I suddenly felt an inexplicable pressure on my head. I felt that once I finished speaking, there would be an earth-shattering slap from the sky.
The black bear spirit responded slowly and still asked:
"Brother, have you seen anything?"
Wukong quickly changed the subject, shaking his head and said:
"This bone is crystal clear and contains supreme Buddhist principles. At a glance, it is like the universe is vast. Master, be careful to keep the virtuous things away. Don’t let them be contaminated by filth.”
These words made the Tathagata on Lingshan couldn’t help but feel happy. He took the rosary beads at hand and took them off. As soon as he threw it away, Wukong, who was more than 80,000 miles away, felt a heavy weight on his head. He quickly took out a mirror and took a look, only to find that there was a golden lotus mark on the purple gold crown above his head.
While I was wondering, Tathagata’s gentle voice sounded in my ears:
"If you encounter a strong enemy who is proficient in Buddhism, I allow you to mobilize part of the power of the golden lotus to suppress it, and at the same time exempt you from all damage caused by Buddhism."
Wukong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Just saying a few nice words has been reinforced to such an extent. Whoever will say that Buddha is a small-minded person in the future, I, Lao Sun, will be the first to stand up and object!
Wukong opened the door, and after Xuanzang left, he took out two boxes of eight-treasure porridge from the bag on his waist and handed them to Nezha:
"Have a taste of this, Your Highness the Holy Son. Wholesale sweets, and said that if we like it, we will buy more.”
Nezha took it, took out a jar, put the rest into the magic weapon, opened it and tasted it, and said in surprise:
"If this thing can be provided to the mortal army in large quantities, the morale will be unprecedentedly high. Right? ”
The instant eight-treasure porridge contains a lot of carbohydrates and sugar, as well as nuts and other fat-rich ingredients. Not to mention the soldiers, even the ancient emperors have never eaten such delicious food.
Wukong touched Nezha with his shoulder and whispered:
"It is said that this thing is produced in a food processing factory. It is not difficult to make. We can also produce it ourselves... Little Nezha , are you willing to produce a batch of Three Prince Brand Eight Treasure Porridge to provide to the army?”
Nezha took a bite of the eight-treasure porridge with a disposable spoon, nodded and said:
"I am willing, but how will the food come from? You can't rob the people, right?"
Wukong chuckled:
"Have you forgotten Fengxian County? When the time comes, how about you help move out the Mishan Mountain in Pixiang Hall?"
Nezha also knows the plot of Fengxian County praying for rain:
"That is deliberately to embarrass the prefect of Fengxian County. Mishan and Mianshan cannot be moved at all... Monkey King, are you planning to use the endless supply of rice and noodles from Pixiang Palace to provide food for the army?"
Wukong chuckled:
"Yes, every time I see this plot, I wonder if the mountain of rice really can't be moved. The last time Junior Brother Wuming forced the Tiger Pioneer to take off its tiger skin, I I just thought about the food. It is inconvenient for me, the old man, to enter and exit Nantianmen. When the time comes, I will give you some magic weapons that can hold things. You can bring more."
The black bear spirit heard the two people muttering and came over to discuss. Get up:
"According to the description in the book, Mishan is ten feet high, and the mountain facing it is twenty feet high. Based on the angle of repose of the two and the equation of the cone, it can be calculated that the weight of Mishan is about 7,000 to 10,000. tons, the weight of Mianshan is about 260,000 tons... With so much food, even if it is moved once a day, many people can be saved. "
Nezha hadn't learned the advanced mathematics yet, so he asked curiously:
"What does the resting angle mean?"
The black bear spirit picked up some sand from the ground with a scientific spirit. Then it slowly flowed, allowing the sand to naturally pile up into a triangular pyramid on the ground. Then he pointed to the angle between the slope and the ground and said:
"The angle between the pile and the ground is called the angle of repose, also called the natural inclination. Angle, in scientific terms, is the smallest angle between the inclined plane and the horizontal surface when the object placed on it is in a critical state of sliding down the inclined plane... The angle of repose of meters is thirty degrees, and the angle of repose of flour It’s thirty-five degrees. Based on the data of the total height and angle of repose, the total weight can be easily calculated.”
Nezha:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What you said is indeed easy, but why can’t I understand a word?
He was the dignified third prince of Nezha and the great god of the Santan Haihui. He suddenly felt that he could not keep up with the rhythm of the Buddhist scriptures.
Wukong was still following the Black Bear Spirit’s words:
“When the time comes, Mi Shan and Mian Shan will be divided into two magic weapons to avoid confusion... If there is really an inexhaustible supply If we provide food, then the people in all the worlds in the book can eat the food we provide.”
But when it came to this matter, Wukong said angrily:
"Fengxian County suffered from drought for three years, and one-third of the people starved to death. They even had to sell their children to make ends meet. A ten-year-old girl was only sold for three liters of rice... The governor of Fengxian County did nothing. He deserves to die. !”
Nezha took a sip of the eight-treasure porridge:
“The incident in Fengxian County is not because the county guard disrespected the Jade Emperor, so he was punished this time?”
It was the black bear spirit who was responsible for explaining:
"As the governor of a county, when encountering a severe drought, he first did not build water conservancy projects to combat the drought, secondly, he did not open warehouses and distribute grain to the victims, and thirdly, he did not pray for God's forgiveness. He talks about feeling sorry for the people, but the food at home is as small as a mountain. Even Zhu Bajie can have enough to eat, but he watches the people starve to death. Such a selfish county guard deserves to die!"
Nezha didn’t expect to be able to analyze it from this perspective, and nodded and said:
“In the original work, the county guard kept calling himself Xiaguan, but his last name was Shangguan. This may be a special satire on those who talk about benevolence, justice and morality. Where are the officials... Great Sage, he is a mortal, are you going to kill him?"
Wukong took out two large watermelons from the bag, and turned the golden cudgel into a watermelon knife, cutting it while doing it? Said:
"How can that be possible? I plan to take him to Chang'an City and let His Majesty the people of the world be punished... Mortal officials must be judged by the mortal emperor."
Three When people started to eat watermelon, in the real world, Xuanzang was carrying the plaque and going up the mountain accompanied by Li Yu, preparing to hang it at the door of the small temple.
The two were walking when they met Zhao Dahu.
When the bearded man saw Xuanzang carrying a plaque, he enthusiastically offered his hand:
“It looks so light and fluffy, can I carry it?”
Xuan Zang After Zang handed it to him, the guy realized that the plaque weighed more than a hundred pounds at least:
"Damn, why is it so heavy? It looks like wood, but it feels like a piece of iron when carried."< br>
Li Yu smiled and said:
“This is a good material for turning beads.”
Hearing this, Zhao Dahu responded:
“Yes, yes, it’s suitable. Cart beads, monk, do you have any scraps? If so, how about selling them to me? I’ll carve a bunch of beads and use the rest to make the handle of the sword. It feels like wood and is dark. Yes, it looks like the best lightning strike wood."
Xuan Zang said:
"I'll go back and ask for you. If there are any leftovers, I'll give you some."
"That's embarrassing, I'd better give you some money, and you can also dress up in better monk robes. This outfit looks a bit shabby, which is not suitable for your status as an eminent monk."
Last time Xuanzang gave a lecture, the bearded man who claimed not to believe in ghosts and gods also crowded in and listened to it all the time. Wei, he admired Xuanzang very much.
Putting aside those illusory Buddhist legends, the philosophy of life that Xuanzang revealed inadvertently is worth learning from. Unfortunately, there is no donation box or QR code for payment in the temple, so Zhao Dahu cannot donate.
So when he saw Xuanzang carrying a plaque, this guy dropped his sledgehammer and ran over to help... After listening to the lecture, I always felt bad if I didn't do something.
Big Beard’s values are very simple. If you take advantage of others, you have to give it back. Since you can’t donate, it’s okay to contribute a little.
At the foot of the mountain, Xuanzang was carrying it again. He and Zhao Dahu took turns carrying it up the mountain.
Zhang Guoan and two security guards were already waiting at the top of the mountain. Seeing several people carrying them up, they quickly came to help:
"The ropeway at the bottom of the mountain is still open. You should use the ropeway to transport Come up.”
Xuanzang smiled and said:
“For me, this is a heavy treasure, I have to carry it myself.”
Several people were busy fixing the plaque on the door. , Zhao Dahu opened the door of the small temple and quickly went in to burn a handful of incense and pray for a smooth engagement.
While no one was paying attention, Xuanzang and Li Yu came to the back of the Buddha statue, quietly dug a hole, put Duobao's bones in, and carefully sealed the hole.
Everything was ready, Li Yugang was about to leave, when a strange voice suddenly sounded in his mind:
"Thank you for taking care of His Highness the Holy Son. The young monk will be at Lingshan, praying and reciting sutras for His Highness the Holy Son every day."
This... Li Yu felt like he was bumping into a ghost in broad daylight. He calmed down and then I asked tentatively in my heart:
"Are you Tathagata?"
"It is the little monk, thanks to the great blessing of the empress, the little monk can also perceive the real world under her protection, but The range is very small, limited to a small temple. I can’t say hello every day, but please pay my respects to His Highness the Holy Son.”
Ha, the old mother can still share the signal?
Once the godmother's statue is finished, wouldn't it be possible to have conversations under it?
In the future, you don’t have to travel far to visit relatives. You can take a walk in the scenic spot and greet the two mothers.
When Li Yuzheng's imagination was wide open, Tathagata took the initiative and said:
"The person who burns incense contains great merits. What does he do?"
Great merits?
Li Yu thought about it and realized that the weapons made by Zhao Dahu should have helped the generals in the book world. In addition, this guy had just helped carry the plaque, taking away half of Xuanzang's merit.
This may be because stupid people have stupid blessings. It took a lot of effort to be enthusiastic, but it was not in vain and accumulated a lot of merit.
Li Yu said:
"He is a blacksmith, and all the generals' weapons are from his hands."
"In this case, the young monk will give him some good fortune. ”
Li Yusheng was afraid that Tathagata would forcibly interfere with the real world, so he quickly stopped him:
"Just let nature take its course. If you feel sorry for it, just give him the scraps left over from making the plaque. There is no need to deliberately arrange his fate. . ”
“Follow the law!”
After finishing speaking, he didn’t speak anymore, but felt the world here carefully.
After Zhao Dahu finished paying his respects, Zhang Guoan and others helped Xuanzang clean up. Just as everyone was about to leave, a group of sharp-eyed tourists rushed over:
"Wow, this place has not opened the door twice since I came here. I thought I had nothing to do with the Buddha, but I didn't expect it to open at this time... Take out the incense and candles quickly, I will pay my respects first!"
A group of people! People rushed to burn incense, and Xuanzang could not lock the door and leave. He could only stay in the small temple and help his master collect incense.
Li Yu and Big Beard walked down the steps to the bottom of the mountain. Just as they were about to buy a cold drink to quench their thirst, the gentle voice of their old mother rang in their minds:
"Duobao can sense reality. World, this makes me very happy, hurry up and fix your godmother’s statue, don’t always let me rush you.”
Li Yu said in his heart:
"Mom, don't worry. Maybe one day you and my godmother will be able to come to the real world, instead of relying on the statue to sense this vast world."
These words made the old mother happy:
"Really? Brother Dao can bring out the immortals?"
"It can be upgraded to another level, but the higher the status of the immortals, the harder it is to bring them out. You have more Wait, there must be no problem, and I have already thought of a way to speed up his seizure of power. We can try it when Wukong and the others arrive at Liusha River."
"You brat, you are still cheating on me... …”
The old mother rewarded her good son with a headache and let him go back.
Li Yu bought a glass of old salt lemonade and thought it tasted good, so he bought ten glasses, one for everyone at the B&B.
Zhao Dahu bought a grilled sausage and asked while eating:
"I was adjusting the equipment at noon and forgot to eat. What will I eat today? If it's normal, I'll buy some French fries or something. Let’s just go back and have a meal.”
Li Yu said:
"Today we have a children's meal at the B&B. French fries and fried chicken are enough. Do you want to try it?"
Hearing this, the bearded man really became interested:
"That's okay. , I also want to experience the joy of childhood.”
The two came to the B&B, the bearded man put on disposable gloves, and started eating without ceremony.
Li Shimin took a sip of the soda Li Yu bought and found it quite appetizing:
"It goes well with fried chicken. Where is the great monk?"
Zhao Dahu said while chewing on the leg of his pistol:
"We are receiving pilgrims on the mountain. These people burning incense are like crazy. When I saw the door open, I rushed in regardless, as if I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to grab it... Fortunately, I was the first to burn incense, otherwise the first incense would have been snatched away."
Li Yu: "..."
Except for the last two sentences, I thought you were an anti-feudal and superstitious pioneer, but I didn’t expect you to be one of their comrades.
Zhao Dahu was thinking about his equipment and ate two pistol legs. Seeing that everyone had almost eaten, he simply took a tray with a bunch of fried food, scooped some honey mustard sauce, and went back to Longwang Village to eat.
As soon as he left, Yue Fei said:
"Yang Zaixing and Luo Yanqing went to Daming Mansion this morning to report to Brother Shan. I plan to go north along Daming Mansion to protect Zhou Hui joined General Zilong and transported the eight thousand white horses from the Three Kingdoms World. "
Zhao Yun's territory was too small before, and the eight thousand white horses that Liu Xie promised to support have not been delivered yet.
Now I heard that Zhao Yun has acquired a county, and the support that Chai Jin has won from Daliao is also being sent to him one after another, so he has the capital to raise horses.
After the eight thousand horses are delivered and trained a little, they can go and encroach on Daliao's territory.
Should I say it or not, Zhao Yun’s development speed is absolutely inseparable from Dundun’s care.
It is indeed very important to have a good relationship with the little fat cat!
While everyone was drinking and chatting, in the world of the Three Kingdoms, on the wall of Jizhou City, Yuan Shao and others were wearing armor, preparing to defend Yecheng and wait for reinforcements.
He felt that with the reputation of the Fourth Generation and the Three Dukes, even if the princes did not come to rescue, they would still send people to send some food and grass to boost morale.
Therefore, we cannot leave now. We must show a posture of defending Yecheng to increase the confidence of the soldiers.
Outside the city, the tweeters specially used for shouting have been assembled. In order to provide power, Yuwen Chengdu also installed two sets of solar power panels.
Song Xian moved his arms and legs, cleared his throat again, then picked up the megaphone and prepared to call the formation.
Cao Xing on the side muttered:
"A lazy donkey will pee a lot, so don't use cannons to kill him. Hurry up, we are still waiting to enter the city to recruit the people from the rich families, don't delay it. It’s too dark to deal with.”
Song Xian rolled his eyes at him:
"Do you know the rubber band theory? Everyone on the city gate tower knows that I am going to call the formation, and Yuan Shao is also strengthening his will. The more this time, the more slowly he has to do, Destroy their will to resist."
After saying that, this guy picked up the megaphone, but he did not use slanderous words to accuse Yuan Shao, nor did he talk about the dead high-ranking officials and Yan Liangwen Chou. , but went straight to the point and asked:
"Yuan Shao, we have delayed attacking because we are waiting for the wealthy families in the city to rebel. What about you, what are you waiting for?"
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From the beginning of the book to now, I haven't stopped updating for a day. I don't go to bed until midnight every day. My body is really overwhelmed. Please allow me to be lazy for a few days. I will take care of my body and deal with things at home. Then I will go back to work. Restore two updates, I’m so sorry and bow!
(End of this chapter)