Chapter 641: These gods are too down-to-earth! [Requesting Monthly Tickets]
For the first time, Mu Guiying took it very seriously and put on a women's dragon robe for cosplay.
This outfit was originally prepared to tease Li Yu. Unexpectedly, Li Yu had not yet seen the majesty of the Queen, but she would wear it to exercise the power of the emperor.
A bright yellow dragon robe is worn on the body, and on the head is Liu Xie's twelve-color crown.
When everything was ready, Mu Guiying hung the Queen's Sword made by Zhao Dahu on her waist, climbed on the roof of the infantry fighting vehicle, held the national jade seal in both hands, and her expression gradually became solemn:
"The barbarians of the grassland do not accept the king's rule; they occupy my land and kill my people; in the name of the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I canonize Li Erniu as the land god of this place, and guard the land of the Great Zhou Dynasty day and night without any mistakes!"
"In the name of the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I canonize Wang Goudan as the mountain god of this place, and guard the land of the Great Zhou Dynasty day and night, without mistake!"
"In the name of the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I canonize Zhang Dahan as the city god of this place. Guarding the land of Great Zhou day and night, there must be no mistakes!"
"..."
This girl canonized dozens of gods in one go, basically all low-level gods such as mountain gods, land gods, and water gods. , every time a name is read, a shadow returns from the underworld.
The heroic spirits who died in Mukezhai will be taken to the underworld immediately and enjoy the VIP reincarnation service. However, after Mu Guiying did this, the Ten Palaces of Hell could only do something special to send these heroic spirits back and then be transferred to Yuxi. The power of faith and thought in God empowers you to become a god.
In the Wa Palace, the empress looked at this scene and felt that her good apprentice had really grown up. Not only did he know how to exercise the imperial power in his hands, but he even knew how to arrange a better home for the heroes who died in battle.
That's the name... Mukezhai literacy class has been running for so long, can't it be given a better name?
In the underworld, Empress Houtu was also dumbfounded by these names:
"This Guiying is really a carrot that doesn't wash away the mud, Li Wen, take people there, once the grassland If the evil spirits attack our gods, they must be put to death!”
Li Wen is the King of Chu Jiang, who is responsible for dealing with evil spirits in the world.
After receiving the order, he immediately led thousands of underworld ghost generals through the gate of the underworld and came to the human world.
Normally, when so many ghosts come to the earth, they will spread yin energy and cause diseases or plagues, but now they are on the alien territory, and the ghost energy on their bodies can be spread at will.
After canonizing all the gods, Mu Guiying pulled out the Queen's Sword from her waist with a clang and shouted:
"Kill!"
The surrounding gods who had just been canonized immediately put on their armors, held up their own weapons, and rushed towards the aliens just like they did in life.
But this time their target is not the grassland rebels, but the other party's gods.
The gods who have just been canonized originally have no fighting power. They need to absorb some belief power and let the common people use incense to cultivate it for dozens or hundreds of years before they can have some divine power.
But the group of immortals that Mu Guiying canonized had great merits in opening up new territories. In addition, after entering the grassland, they repeatedly killed the aliens in the grassland. Everyone accumulated a lot of merits. As for when he first became a god, he had considerable divine power.
Just like Yang Jiye who guarded Yuzhou, he was a military general during his lifetime and had great merits. After being canonized as a god, he even dared to fight against the gods of Changshengtian.
The land god Li Erniu was the captain of the second team of the Muke Village Cavalry during his lifetime. He fought bravely. Now he has become a god. He even leads the army and rushes to the front:
“I’m a bitch, leave me alone. Showing off your authority in the courtyard, I’ll beat you to death!”
Wang Goudan, the leader of the scout team, said angrily while rushing towards the God of the Mountain:
“You let someone set up an ambush! Kill me. I admit defeat, but now that I have become a god, it’s your turn to accept your fate, right?” In this situation, my mouth became unclean:
"A rotten (stick) will kill you, you cuo (beast), and your mother!"
"..."
The Chujiang King Li Wen, who was watching from the side, opened his mouth. The quality of the newly promoted gods needs to be improved!
But when it comes to dealing with foreign races, if you have high quality, you really can’t do it, so you have to be low-key.
The God of the Mountains on the opposite side found that there were dozens of immortals who did not respect martial arts, and wanted to fight, but when he noticed that King Chu Jiang was leading thousands of ghost generals, his murderous intention suddenly disappeared.
He waved his hand, and just as he was about to put away his magical power and run away to avoid fighting with the group of screaming Han gods, King Chu Jiang suddenly waved the black flag in his hand and shouted:
"How dare this evil spirit from the grassland dare to fight?" Look at me askance, kill, chop this evil spirit, and you will be rewarded with a year's vacation; chop this evil spirit, and you will be rewarded with ten years of vacation; cut off one of its stumps, and you will be rewarded with reincarnation as a military commander!"
One! After hearing this, all the ghost generals under his command rushed over like crazy. They also used their magical powers such as shrinking the ground to become an inch, and quickly surrounded the God of the Mountain.
Before Li Erniu and the others could exert their strength, these ghost generals surrounded the God of the Mountain like ants gnawing on bones. Some of the outer ones could not touch the body, so they simply turned into a ball of ghost energy and caged it up.
In order to maximize the effect of the ghost energy, King Chu Jiang also waved his command flag to summon a dark cloud to cover the sun.
The God of the Mountain, the God of Changshengtian, died in the hands of these ghost generals and the newly appointed Mountain God.
Mu Guiying couldn't see them, but it was clear that one of his own gods had taken action, because the surrounding aliens had once again returned to the chaotic, headless state of stragglers.
Taking this opportunity, she jumped out of the car, started the infantry fighting vehicle, put down the stainless steel ram installed on the front of the vehicle, increased the accelerator, and rushed towards the crowded alien camp.
Several flamethrowers stood on the roof of the car, constantly spraying the alien soldiers and horses.
After such a circle, the foreign soldiers and horses who were summoned by the God of the Mountain scattered one by one and no longer dared to confront the cavalry of Muke Village.
Mu Guiying stopped the car and saw that the corner was full of enemy corpses and broken limbs. Just as he was about to have someone clean it up, King Chu Jiang appeared:
"I have seen the Queen!"< br>
The first time someone called her Queen, Mu Guiying was very happy and asked with a grin:
"King Chujiang, did you take action just now?"
"His Majesty canonized her. The gods are my order in the underworld. They are being bullied by foreign evil spirits, so I will naturally bring troops to help.”
When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately waved her hand proudly:
"I'll get you a cart of fruits from the real world later, and then ask the people in the village to burn more incense for you... These new gods don't understand. Please take good care of the rules.”
King Chu Jiang nodded:
“I will naturally obey your Majesty’s orders, but some of the gods you canonized are not under the jurisdiction of the underworld.”< br>
When she was just canonized, Mu Guiying just canonized the gods one by one based on the names she thought of. She really didn’t know who each god belonged to:
"Which gods are not under the jurisdiction of the underworld?"
"The Kitchen God, the Food God, the Warehouse God, and the Crop God that His Majesty has conferred... We have no control over these kinds of gods. In addition... there seems to be no Crop God in the sequence of Chinese gods. Right?”
Mu Guiying waved her hand:
“It didn’t exist in the past, but it doesn’t mean there doesn’t exist now. From today on, there will be a crop god, and all the crop gods will return... Houtu Godmother manages it!”
She originally wanted to say Lu Yue, who made fertilizer, but Lu Yue is obviously more focused on scientific research. In the future, a statue of Lu Yue can be erected in a research institute or the like.
As for things like harvest and agriculture, it is more appropriate to be tied to Houtu Empress, who represents the earth.
Just in time to strengthen godmother’s authority over the earth and increase her merit.
And if the Crop God returns and the Earth Empress takes charge, then the Tenth Hall Yama will be the superior of these low-level gods and will have jurisdiction.
Then, Mu Guiying talked about the jurisdiction of other gods. Anyway, she can exercise imperial power by picking up the imperial seal. In addition, this canonization does not mention the heaven at all, so she can arrange whatever she wants.
In this way, the power of the underworld increased again, but Queen Tu did not monopolize this merit, but gave half of the merit to the ancestor of mankind, Shennong.
Shennong felt sorry for him and arranged for his children to work in the underworld. Together with Wei Zheng, who was in charge of the Reward and Punishment Department, he established the Harvest Hall of the underworld to handle all matters related to planting in China.
After King Chu Jiang led his ghost generals to leave, Mu Guiying asked the army to stop and rest, clean the battlefield, bury the corpses, and build a temple for the newly canonized immortal.
Zhao Xue used a drone to detect a foreign tribe nearby, and without any explanation, abducted the people there and used them as coolies to build the temple.
After Mu Guiying finished her work, she changed out of her dragon robe and came to the Wa Palace. As soon as she entered the door, she started shouting:
"Master, master, I didn't embarrass you, did I?" ”
"No, it makes me look good."
After saying that, the empress stretched out her hand, and there was a small black flag and a green leaf in her hand:
"The flag is you It was given by Houtu Godmother. Holding this flag, you can call on a thousand ghost generals to provide help at any time. The leaf was given by Shennong. No matter what kind of poison you are poisoned, just hold this leaf in your mouth and the poison will be resolved. "
The flags and leaves are both highly adaptable treasures. Mu Guiying put them away with a smile and asked in a low voice:
"Master, if I boil this leaf into water and give it to the army, Is there any detoxification effect? ”
"Yes, but there is no need to do this. If there is a large-scale poisoning incident, if it is not your turn to boil the detoxification water, the gods will swarm in... No one wants to miss the merit of saving lives and healing the wounded."
Seeing that her precious apprentice was a little tired, the empress waved her hand gently, and Mu Guiying's fatigue disappeared:
"Go find your man in the real world. I haven't seen you for a few days. Do you miss him?"
Her Majesty the Queen blushed:
"I don't miss him. I just miss Sister Zhou and Fairy Xiaochan... It seems to be lunch time over there now. I'll steal some for you. Delicious!" After the girl left, the empress said to Taibai Jinxing:
"Go and garrison over the grassland. If the evil spirits of the grassland cause trouble, we will be killed without mercy."
I didn't ask everyone to help me before because I wanted to train my precious apprentice. Now Mu Guiying is perfect. After passing the exam, there is no need to indulge the evil spirits of the alien race.
Kill if you must, without mercy.
Taibai Jinxing, who was in charge of the killing, immediately accepted the order, specially brought his three-foot sword, and went to the grassland with murderous intent.
In the real world, when everyone was holding bowls of pimple soup, Mu Guiying came excitedly:
"What are you eating? Give me a bowl to taste!"
Li Yu stood up and filled a small basin for her, mixed some fried dough sticks, and cut a plate of braised beef and a plate of pork head.
Diao Chan pushed the chili oil and vinegar over:
“The shrimp dumpling soup I had today tastes great. Add some chili oil and vinegar, and it will be even better.”
Upon hearing this, Mu Guiying obediently added a spoonful of chili oil to the basin, poured some vinegar, then took a big sip, nodded and said:
"After eating mutton and flatbread for a few days, I suddenly drank it. Hot soup, so comfortable!"
Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Did you encounter any obstacles in the grassland?"
Mu Guiying ate two fried dough sticks and sucked them again. After taking a big mouthful of pimple soup, he said:
"There is a mountain god named Laoshizi, who mobilized a bunch of foreign troops and attacked us continuously. I have been busy dealing with it, and it is not over until now."
Zhou Ruotong placed two plates of meat on Mu Guiying In front of me:
"Are there any casualties?"
"Yes, but the soldiers who died in the battle were canonized as local gods by me on the spot. King Chu Jiang also brought people to help, and they started working together. , kill the mountain god, and there will be no chance of resurrection within a hundred years."
After that, Mu Guiying announced with a stern look:
"I can now exercise the power of the emperor and canonize a bunch of gods, but none of them have failed... It's just that it's far away from the Central Plains, not to mention cities, there isn't even a rural area, and the canonized gods can't get incense and faith in a short time. "
Yang Xiu made an idea on the side:
"Your Majesty, Third Master, you can set up a Hall of Heroes in Muke Village and enshrine all the heroes who died in the battle there. Burning incense inside can still nourish them."
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up, and she planned to let Xiao Feiyang handle this matter when she returned.
While eating, she talked about the shortage of supplies for the army.
Li Yu went to the foot of the mountain without saying a word. He first brought some gasoline and then eight tons of diesel in a tanker truck.
In addition, we also prepared a batch of other supplies, such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pots and pans, and asked the food factory to urgently send five tons of compressed biscuits.
By the time Mu Guiying had eaten and drank enough, the supplies in the warehouse were ready.
Li Yu said:
“We can prepare daily necessities, but there is nothing we can do about some consumables and soldiers and weapons.”
Mu Guiying put her hands on her hips and said:
"You don't have to worry about this. There are many battlefields over there after cleaning. When the time comes, let Lao Zhang and the others transport the collected armor and weapons to Muke Village, and then from Muke Village Just bring a batch of new weapons to the village, that's easy."
When she was delivering supplies to the world in the book, Zhou Ruotong said to Diao Chan:
"Follow me to stay in the city tonight. Let’s go have morning tea together.”
Diao Chan said quickly:
"Okay, okay, I've been craving for the custard quicksand buns for a long time."
Li Yu asked:
"Can I go and eat too?"
Professor Zhou glared He took one look and drove Diao Chan back.
Not long after, Mu Guiying finished emptying the supplies and came upstairs to take a bath, then she noticed that Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan were not there:
"Where are Sister Zhou and Fairy Xiaochan?"
Li Yu, who was playing "Black Myth: Wukong", said:
"They went to live in the city, and they are going to have morning tea together tomorrow morning ."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately became more courageous. She sat on Li Yu's lap and lifted Li Yu's chin with her fingers:
"My dear concubine, yes. Didn’t you miss me?”
Li Yu said speechlessly:
“If you keep doing this, I will go live in the city.”
The Queen quickly surrendered:
“I just want to fight with you. It's a joke. I went to take a shower first. I haven't taken a shower for several days and I'm smelly... By the way, can you let me go on an expedition with you? I won't be caught off guard if this happens again. "
When Li Yu heard this, he took off the treasure money from his neck and hung it on Ying Baobao's white swan-like neck:
"If you like it, you can wear it from now on. This thing is overkill for me."
"I only need it when I go on an expedition. You should wear it at ordinary times. After all, this is Zhao Gongming I gave it to you, I have to wear it all the time, Sister Yunxiao will be angry."
After that, Mu Guiying went to take a shower, while Li Yu scolded the level designer and continued to fight the level BOSS. .
At the end of the round, Li Yugang was about to take a sip of water to calm down when he suddenly saw the WeChat message sent by Mu Guiying five minutes ago:
“You are still waiting for me to invite you, right?”< br>
This... I was so involved in playing the game that I didn't even see the WeChat message. While lamenting that women are the natural enemies of the game, Li Yu turned off the computer and prepared to rub the Queen's back.
Leaving the study, he used the room card to open the door of room 202. As soon as he entered, a beautiful woman as gentle as jade threw herself into his arms:
"Husband, I miss you so much. "
"Me too..."
"Then you are still sitting there playing games! I originally wanted to show you the new gauze clothes I bought. Since you are addicted to games, then Just cancel it!”
Li Yu hugged the person in his arms tightly:
"Let me check whether you are injured first..."
Soon, the two rolled onto the bed and became entangled together. .
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, when Jia Xu was doing Tai Chi in the morning sun, Wei Yan hurried over and reported in a low voice:
"Mr. Wenhe, the Jizhou North Route Army reported on the latest progress, and also mentioned in particular When it came to the Wuji Zhen clan... After Zhou Gongjin came to visit, the Zhen clan decided to move their family to Chang'an."
Hearing this, Jia Xu stopped what he was doing:
"The Zhen family? Where is their land?"
"All the land was donated to the court, and the family's grain reserves were also donated to They defeated the army and dismissed all the slaves... They just wanted to have a place in Chang'an. "
The Zhen family is so ambitious... Jia Xu thought for a while and said:
"Let Chang'an prepare a five-room courtyard for Zhen, and prepare a fifty-acre manor outside the city. Zhen's family members will be arranged into different departments according to their age... I remember a few years later, Zhen Yan He died of illness and asked Dean Zhang to conduct a detailed examination on him.”
Wei Yan quickly took out his small notebook and wrote it down, and then asked:
"I heard that the youngest daughter of the Zhen family is very beautiful. What should I do if someone comes to ask for her hand in marriage after moving to Chang'an?"
This is not only a question Wei Yan wants to know, but also determines the attitude of everyone in Chang'an towards the Zhen family.
Jia Xu said without thinking:
"Any official who is close to the Zhen family will be demoted to the third level; anyone who takes the liberty of coming to ask for marriage will be transferred to the border area... no matter who it is , can’t have any ideas about the Zhen family.”
Wei Yan understood now:
"Mr. Wenhe, are we going to dedicate Zhen Mi to His Highness the Holy Son?"
Jia Xu shook his head:
"In the original work, Yuan Shao heard that the young daughter of the Zhen family was extremely valuable, and immediately offered to marry him. When this word spreads to Chang'an, it will inevitably arouse the covetousness of others... What we have to do is to give Zhen Mi a good growth environment. , when she grows up, she can freely choose the life she wants."
Wei Yan asked in confusion:
"If she didn't choose His Highness the Holy Son..."
"No matter what choice she makes, it is her freedom. We don't need to interfere, just wait and see what happens."
While the two were talking , Yunxiao in Chaoge City borrowed the divination turtle shell of the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirits to deduce the secrets of each world, and then noticed that someone in the Three Kingdoms world had a causal connection with him.
She stepped over here and saw the little girl packing her bags in the yard of Wuji County. She pinched her fingers to deduce it, frowned and said to herself:
"I lost my father when I was three years old. , lost his brother at the age of fourteen, lost his husband at the age of twenty-one, and was given death in his thirties... There is a disaster every ten years, what a miserable person."
After saying that, she flicked her finger, and the bad luck lingering on Zhen Mi immediately disappeared without a trace...
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The body has almost recovered, next week Two more updates have started, please be patient!
(End of this chapter)