Chapter 645 Cao Cao: I feel like I have been living in the shadow of Marquis Wen! [Requesting monthly pass]
In the early morning, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong went for a run together. As soon as they returned to the B&B, they saw Zhou Bingren and Zhao Peimin strolling down the mountain carrying a sheep.
The couple went hiking in the morning, passed through the old village of Shitouzhai, and wandered to the back mountain. They happened to meet a farmer herding sheep, so they bought a lamb that was in its early one year old.
Sheep of this age are most suitable for barbecue. Zhou Bingren saw photos of whole sheep roasted by his daughter and son-in-law in the past and wanted to try them.
Li Yu quickly took it and said:
"If you want to eat sheep, I'll make the arrangements. I'll send someone a yellow sheep over later."
Zhou Bingren:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Hey, can the yellow sheep also eat it?
He didn’t ask too much, just reminded in a low voice:
“Be low-key and don’t let people take pictures. It will be difficult to explain later.”
"I know dad, we usually eat skinned ones so no one will notice."
Li Yu took the sheep to the yard and wanted to kill it and skin it, but he never did it. Fortunately, Wu Song and Hao Zhenzhen came. As soon as the tiger-killing hero heard about killing the sheep, he grabbed the sharp knife and got busy without saying a word.
In less than half an hour, the whole sheep has been skinned, and even the sheep blood has been collected into a small basin. I plan to filter it. First, squeeze it with hot water, then cut it into small pieces and put some dry Dried chili peppers are stirred with hot oil to make sheep's blood, which is tender and delicious.
In the kitchen, Zhang Ping is preparing breakfast.
Corn porridge, wild vegetable nests, fried eggs with pepper leaves, pan-fried skin dregs, potato shredded cakes, dipped tofu, stir-fried shredded pork with pickled mustard, braised pork belly and dried radish... these are Zhang Ping's signature dishes , is also a delicacy that Li Yu often ate when he was a child.
Li Yu marinated the mutton and strolled to the kitchen. Just as he was about to pinch a piece of skin and taste it, his mother kicked him out:
"How old are you for eating secretly? Let your dad and the others wash their hands." When eating, Xiaosong eats a lot, so I have to use a small basin to serve him, so that the child will not be too shameless to return the bowl."
Li Yu called everyone to eat, and brought the food to the private room, where the family sat. Come down and start having breakfast.
Zhao Peimin was very interested in wild vegetables, and the spicy garlic sauce made by Zhang Ping was more enjoyable. She ate three of them in one go, and she still had some unfinished thoughts:
" In the past, I would either eat eggs and milk for breakfast, or buy something casually. I rarely sit down and eat slowly like this. I feel that after this holiday, I will gain a few pounds.”
My son-in-law’s place has good scenery, good air, and good food. The vegetables are all grown in the village and there is no pollution. The peanut oil used is also squeezed by the old oil mill in the village, so it tastes safe.
Chickens, ducks, geese, and pigs are all raised by farmers, and the meat smell is obviously stronger.
Living in a place like this, it’s really easy to get fat.
Li Yu said:
"If you like these ingredients, I can ask Lin Ji's vegetable delivery truck to deliver some to your home regularly, so that grandparents can also eat the vegetables here."< br>
The fish used in Lin Xu's restaurant are all caught in the Longqishan Reservoir. They often go to the capital to deliver them, and sometimes they also bring some seasonal vegetables. It is easy for Li Yu to take advantage of the car to deliver food to the elders in the capital.
Zhao Peimin said:
“Forget it, it’s troublesome. We don’t have many opportunities to eat at home, and your grandpa has to be careful. When it comes to delicious food, the old lady will be even more concerned about it. I can’t help him anymore.”
Zhang Ping asked Li Yu:
“What kind of meat did you ask the courier to deliver to us last time? It was so delicious. Your dad and I ate it at home. Several meals of tomato pot were shared among several relatives before we finished eating. ”
Li Yu wanted to say shrimp meat, but felt that his mother wouldn't believe it, so he simply said:
"That's... genetically modified artificial shrimp meat cultivated abroad."
Zhang Ping originally said it casually asked, without listening carefully. In addition, Li Yu said the word genetically modified, and the old mother's mentality became angry:
"Didn't it be said on the Internet that genetically modified food cannot be eaten? Your Aunt Wang next door still... You want me to carry a hundred pounds, but I think it’s better to forget it. Don’t suffer any consequences, our family can’t afford to pay for it.”
Zhou Ruotong pinched Li Yu lightly, the bad guy was really talking nonsense. Just come.
Foreign cultivation, genetically modified, and artificial shrimp meat, these three elements that are strictly guarded against in the middle-aged and elderly friend circles are mixed together. The shrimp meat in Fengshen World will definitely be on the mother-in-law's blacklist.
After breakfast, Diao Chan and Hao Zhenzhen went to the Hanfu Factory to do a live broadcast. Li Yu found two long bamboo poles, drove an electric tricycle, and led the whole family to the chestnut forest halfway up the mountain and started beating chestnuts.
Wu Song was energetic and felt that it was too troublesome to hit with a bamboo pole, so he climbed directly to the tree and shook the branches vigorously. The chestnuts immediately fell down like rain.
Everyone first picked the chestnuts into a pile, and then used tools to peel out the chestnuts inside.
Watching this scene, Zhou Ruotong recalled the first time he came to the B&B to have a meal. At that time, Li Yu also made such a chestnut roast chicken, plus fried chestnuts with sugar and hot chestnut drink, all of a sudden Fascinate her so much.
Zhao Peimin said while busy:
“My Tongtong likes to eat chestnuts the most. She has liked them since she was a child. She has bought almost all the stalls selling sugar-fried chestnuts in the Second Ring Road.”
< br>Zhang Ping said:
"Xiao Yu also likes to eat. Once, someone drove a motorcycle tricycle in front of his house to sell chestnuts. He was very fast. When I went out and had gone far, the child was rolling on the ground and crying. , it was his father who rode his bicycle to catch up with the hawker and bought a bag, and that was how he was able to coax him."
Li Yu: "..."
There is no need to mention this kind of thing. After all, I am the noble Son of God now. Mom, can’t you save some face for me?
After packing up the chestnuts, everyone returned to the B&B.
Li Yu is going to make sugar-roasted chestnuts and hot chestnut drinks for the elders to try. Wu Song goes to the village at the foot of the mountain to buy two geese. In addition to roasting the whole lamb at noon, he will also make a Shunde famous dish of flamed drunken goose to experience Cantonese. The charm of gourmet food.
When Wu Song bought the goose, he also bought some wild vegetables that were dried in the village. It is a combination of meat and vegetables. This is in line with nutrition.
While Li Yu was busy, he did not forget to call Liu Xie over and asked him about Sun Facai's situation.
Liu Xie said:
"Teacher Sun went to Dean Zhang early this morning and packed some medicines to warm and strengthen the waist in the name of Mr. Fengxiao. He also said that he had lost all worldly desires. "
Li Yu asked doubtfully:
"Has your intelligence work been so meticulous? Do you even know about the fake package of medicine?"
Liu Xie shook his head:
"It's not so detailed. The main reason we know is that Mr. Fengxiao also used Teacher Sun's name to get medicine. Their prescriptions were also used as medical school textbooks, and now everyone in the city knows about it."< br>
Good guy, you are doing bad things in the name of a good friend, right?
It is very similar to the scene in high school when Sun Facai was caught skipping class and shouted that he was Li Yu. Li Yu, who was in class, was dragged to the teaching office to write an examination.
Li Yu said:
"It's the first anniversary of Sun Facai's time travel. Ask him what he wants and I can prepare it for him."
Liu Xie hurried to the world in the book, and soon he came with Sun Facai's mobile phone to report:
"Teacher Sun recorded a selfie video and said it was only for Mr. Sun to watch."
Hey, is it so mysterious?
Li Yu took the phone, sat on the tricycle in the warehouse, entered "178529" to unlock the password, clicked on the photo album, and saw the latest video, which was recorded a minute ago.
He clicked the play button, and Sun Facai’s dark face appeared on the screen:
"Brother Yu, I didn't expect that you still remember the days when I traveled through time. It's been a year, and I have so many mixed feelings. I'm fine now, and Xiao Mao'er isn't making trouble. My father-in-law has been busy compiling some [since ancient times] documents recently, and Don’t worry about quarreling with me, you’re living happily.”
This guy slapped his face for a while and pointed at his eyes to show off:
“Look, I’ve been there recently. I go to bed early and get up early, and there are no more dark circles... Our family is quite harmonious, and the two concubines are also very sensible, but sometimes they are unable to do what they want. However, I have packed some medicine under the banner of filial piety, and it should be fine after taking it No problem.”
This guy talked a lot, basically just talking about common things.
When the video ended, Li Yu thought for a while, filled a twenty-liter plastic pot with tiger bone medicinal wine, and asked Liu Xie to take it to Sun Facai.
Since you don’t want anything, then I, as the elder brother, should make up for your worldly desires, lest you turn around and become a part of the Spirit Mountain.
After Liu Xie left, Li Yu moved the grill out and prepared to roast the lamb.
Zhou Ruotong and her two mothers ate roasted chestnuts with sugar, drank hot chestnut drinks, walked around the scenic spot, and paid homage to Nuwa Empress with hot drinks in hand.
When we returned to the B&B again, lunch was almost ready.
Crispy roasted lamb, drunken goose with flames, roasted chicken with chestnuts, braised meat with wild vegetables, all kinds of delicacies dazzled everyone. Even Hao Zhenzhen and Diao Chan who were live broadcasting hurriedly went off the air after seeing the photos.
The live broadcast can be paused, but the food cannot be missed. As soon as they arrived at the B&B, everyone was about to start eating. The second uncle Zhou Bingliang and the eldest brother Zhou Bingshan came to the B&B in Pang Donghai’s car. As soon as they got off the car, they laughed:
“I know you are here to enjoy delicious food.”
Zhou Bingren looked at the boss and the second brother who came hand in hand, and was a little confused:
"Didn't you go to the Liao Ancient Tomb Site in Liaoning? Why are you here? ”
Zhou Bingliang said:
“When the two of us bought our tickets, we saw that the name of the expert group was Donghai, so we came over to find him. Anyway, we were on our way and just happened to have a look at Xiaoyu’s B&B.”
Everyone: "..."
This is the first time I heard that going from the capital to Liaoning is along the way with Yinzhou. These are basically two directions, okay?
Zhou Ruotong felt that Li Yu's ability to tell lies was as good as that of his second uncle. He wondered if this was the fate of the two families.
On the day of the engagement, Zhou Bingshan did not come. Today's trip can be regarded as making up for the regret of the day.
Li Jianxin was thinking about eating meat and did not plan to drink alcohol at first, but when Zhou Ruotong's eldest and second uncle came, he quickly opened a bottle of Moutai and said a lot of polite words.
Zhou Bingshan waved his hand and said:
“We are both family members, so you are welcome. Although Xiaoyu and I met late, we knew each other quite early. At that time, I thought he was the son-in-law of our Zhou family. I didn’t expect Tongtong to succeed.”
Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
How can you say that I covet his male sex?
Li Yu brought the roasted whole lamb up and was about to break it down with a knife when Zhou Bingren stopped him:
“Wait a minute, I’ll take a photo first to make the fourth man angry.”
Zhou Ruotong asked:
“Why didn’t Fourth Uncle come?”
"There is an artist seminar in the Lu Academy. He likes to join in the fun and goes to be a special guest."
Zhou Bingliang sent the photo to the family group and specially liked Zhou Binghou:
" Have a good meeting, I will eat your share for you, you’re welcome.”
Zhou Binghou sent a contemptuous emoticon, and showed the lunch work meal, two meat and two vegetarian dishes, which looked good, but Compared with the hard dishes here, the gap is obvious.
After everyone finished taking pictures, Li Yu broke down the sheep and handed a piece of pastry from the sheep's back to Zhou Bingshan, the oldest person present:
"Uncle, please stay here for two days. I'll take you around."
Zhou Bingshan said:
"No, the rush is too urgent. Let's take a rest after dinner. Just take the high-speed train back to Beijing, and then transfer to Liaoning.”
Just now Zhou Bingliang said he was on his way, but the boss revealed his trick in one sentence.
Li Jianxin advised:
"At least stay one night and let us show our kindness as landlords."
Zhou Bingren also said:
"Yes, let's stay one night and I'll get you some different meat to try at night. ”
As soon as they heard this, Zhou Bingshan and Zhou Bingliang planned to stay one night. Even Pang Donghai said that it was too late to set off tomorrow morning. Anyway, when they got there, it was basically all kinds of nonsense on the first day, and they only went to the grave on the second day. .
Everyone chatted while eating. After Li Yu was full, he asked Brother Dao to call Yue Fei and ordered a yellow sheep from this apprentice.
Yue Fei's efficiency was still very fast. In less than two hours, he brought a skinned yellow sheep over and stewed it in a casserole in the afternoon. Everyone could have enough meat today.
While the B&B is busy enjoying the National Day holiday, the Three Kingdoms World is a different scene.
In the direction of Jizhou, Yuwen Chengdu eliminated the armed forces of the Yecheng family, confiscated a batch of land, confiscated some grain, and also recruited some local officials.
After Huang Zhong and Xun You recovered the surrounding counties, they led their troops directly to Zhao State and Julu County next door, preparing to directly capture the entire Jizhou.
Ma Chao followed Yuan Shao all the way to the northeast in pursuit. During this period, Xu Rong ambushed and destroyed many of Yuan Shao's tens of thousands of troops.
It is said that Yuan Shao burst into tears and not only wrote to the princes for help, but also sent letters of help to the Yingchuan family, Jingxiang family, Jiangdong family, Xuzhou family, and some powerful families that he looked down upon in the past. They were completely gone. The grace and arrogance of the fourth and third sons of the Yuan family.
Being frightened like a bereft dog, some neutral Jizhou aristocratic families secretly shook their heads. They felt that this kind of Yuan Benzhu was very different from the image he had tried so hard to maintain in the past, and the admiration in their hearts naturally dissipated a lot.
Yuwen Chengdu's idea was to disenchant Yuan Shao, but it was not just Yuan Shao's charm that was dispelled, but the charm of the entire Han family.
If even the leader Yuan family is so miserable, other families will naturally suffer greatly.
When the people of the world disenchant the family, no matter what the court does, the resistance it encounters will become insignificant.
A general who came from a top family in the Sui Dynasty, and who had studied in the real world, the strategy he devised seemed simple, but it went straight to the core of the family.
When Hebei was killing all sides, Bingzhou was not to be outdone. Zhang Liao asked Zhang Yang to be responsible for spring plowing, while he himself led the cavalry army and started the Northern Expedition with Xu Shu.
Spring is when the grassland livestock is in decline. As long as it is attacked, the livestock production can be reduced, and the number of livestock is directly related to the population of the grassland.
After the spring offensive began, Zhuge Xuan, Cheng Yu and other border governors also sent troops to attack the territories of Xianbei and Karasuma.
Cheng Yu also wrote to Gongsun Zan, inviting him to send troops together, but Liu Yu stopped him and ordered Gongsun Zan not to attack the grassland people, otherwise he would be dismissed.
In the direction of Xuzhou, the good old Tao Qian received a distress letter from Yuan Shao. He originally planned to stand still, but when one after another the distress letters came, his good old mentality got angry and he raised a batch of food and grass, preparing to symbolically deal with the former leader.
As a result, when the food was almost collected, they were plundered by Yuan Shu's men.
Now half of Runan County has been eaten by Pang De, and Nanyang's soldiers and horses even follow Zhong Yao from the south to the north, forming a flanking situation for Yingchuan County.
After Yuan Shu obtained the grain and grass, he led his army to attack Zhang Chao in Yangzhou, intending to occupy the local territory of Yangzhou and not go head-to-head with Nanyang's troops.
Tao Qian saw that his food and grass had been stolen by Yuan Shu, so he had no choice but to write a letter back to Yuan Shao.
Anyway, my food and grass are in the hands of your Yuan family. As for whether it is you Yuan Shao or your brother Yuan Shu, that has nothing to do with me.
While they were exchanging letters, Cao Cao received a letter from Lu Bu asked Qin Yilu to send him. After reading "The Road to Shu is Difficult", Ah Man burst into tears. He never expected that a martial artist from the border area would have such talent.
In addition to the song "The Road to Shu is Difficult", Lu Bu also wrote "The Bitter Cold Journey".
This is a poem written by Cao Cao to conquer Bingzhou high officials and cross the Yangchang Slope. Now Lu Bu copied it in advance, which made Ah Man feel like he was living in the shadow of Marquis Wen.
After reading the two poems, Ah Man's affection for Lu Bu skyrocketed, and he even had the urge to fight alongside Lu Bu.
It would be very pleasant to work with such a talented and elegant person... Cao Cao withdrew all his troops from Chenliu and began to attack Taishan County, preparing to quietly encroach on Qingzhou's territory while Yuan Shao fled.
When Qin Yilu came to deliver the letter, Xu Chu mentioned that he wanted to kill Lu Bu. As the former captain of the guards, Qin Yilu drew his sword on the spot and wanted to fight Xu Chu. He also said that if he died, Xu Chu's family would hide. If you go to the ends of the earth, you will be picked up and cut into pieces by the Bingzhou Army.
The two armies are fighting, and everyone is their master, but if it develops into a personal feud, the Bingzhou Army will not let go of any potential enemy. Even if your child is born with an eighth-level disability, he will be eradicated. Eliminate hidden dangers.
As soon as these cruel words came out, although Xu Chu was still cursing, his momentum was obviously weaker.
Cao Cao scolded Xu Chu and wrote back a letter. However, instead of talking about the current situation, he discussed his poetry and literary talents. After the letter was written, Ah Man sent Qin Yilu out as a gift, which was very polite.
One of the three famous Cao Cao in the literary world became Marquis Lu Wen's pen pal.
On the other side, Journey to the West.
After running around day and night, the team finally arrived at the junction of Nanzhanbuzhou and Xiniuhezhou - Liusha River.
Wukong flew into the air, looked at the water surface eight hundred miles wide, and said with some worry:
"His Majesty Shimin said that he wanted to fight to the foot of Lingshan Mountain, how can this army march?"
Xuanzang turned over and dismounted, glanced at the rolling river water where no goose feather could float, and straightened his monk's robes:
"His Royal Highness the Holy Son told me that when he reaches the Liusha River, he will make some experiments, and I will report it. "His Royal Highness the Son of God is full of tricks, and he may have already made a plan..."
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