Chapter 647 Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe is open! [Asking for monthly votes]
“Watch the evil beast!”
Seeing the water demon rushing out of the Liusha River with murderous intent, Wukong couldn’t help but pick up the golden cudgel and started to fight. However, this water demon The demon saw clearly Erlang Shen and Nezha standing next to him, and immediately turned around and got into the water like a loach.
Nezha immediately wanted to help:
"Great Sage, you can't fight in water, how about you let me do it for you?"
Erlang Shen smiled and said:
"Monkey is not good at water fighting for a long time. Have you seen the purple gold crown on his head? That was given by Nuwa, and all the monkey's weaknesses have been made up for. "
Nezha raised his eyebrows:
"Aren't you even afraid of smoke?"
"He was blown away by the yellow wind monster calmly before. For a while, it didn’t move at all.”
No one can break the patch made by the saint himself unless he meets another saint.
While the two were chatting, Wukong had already chased him into the water and started fighting with the roller-curtain general in the water.
As far as the level of Sha Monk is concerned, he is not even close to Wukong.
Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie can fight for 20 rounds without deciding the outcome. After 20 rounds, they have to run for their lives. In the chapter about the yellow-robed monster, Zhu Bajie was completely unable to parry when facing Kuimulang. force.
Kui Mulang himself said that none of the ten Zhu Bajie could be his opponent.
But during the riot in the Heavenly Palace, Kuimulang was beaten by Wukong and was unable to parry. The Thirty-Six Heavenly Generals of the Lei Department and Wang Lingguan fought together, but they could not deal with Wukong's three heads and six arms.
This gap determines Wukong's absolute advantage in the team of Buddhist monks.
Nowadays, there is no Bajie in the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, and there is no reason for the existence of Sha Monk who likes to eat people.
What’s more important is that the chief planner of this scripture-seeking project is Ksitigarbha. He did not come to enlighten Sha Monk at all, and did not give this person with a heavenly background the opportunity to join the scripture-seeking team.
Wukong danced the golden hoop up and down, causing undercurrents in the quicksand river. Nezha was impatient and directly used his magic power to stabilize the water surface to prevent waves from appearing and affecting the people upstream and downstream.
In mid-air, the Barefoot Immortal appeared. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly jumped away when he saw Erlang Shen and Nezha.
The Barefoot Immortal and the Rolling Blind General knew each other. When the Jade Emperor accidentally broke the glass lamp, the Jade Emperor wanted to execute him directly, but the Barefoot Immortal interceded, and the Rolling Blind General was lucky enough to survive.
Wukong also knew the Barefoot Immortal. When he made a big fuss at the Peach Fair, he pretended to be the Barefoot Immortal.
Now seeing that the Curtain General is about to be killed by Wukong, the Barefoot Immortal plans to come over and ask for mercy. After all, he and Wukong are old acquaintances and have some friendship.
But seeing Erlang Shen and Nezha, the Barefoot Immortal suddenly felt that his relationship with the Curtain General was just like that.
Well, when it comes to dealing with Wukong, it's okay. Although Monkey is a thorn in his side, he is more reasonable and doesn't like to bully the weak.
But those two ancestors are also there, so it’s hard to say.
For example, Nezha, he even dared to chase his own father with a sword. Who would dare to have friendship with such a ferocious god in front of him?
As for Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, he is even more lawless. He doesn't even listen to the Jade Emperor's orders, so he just pretends that the poor Taoist has never been here.
The Barefoot Immortal came and went as quickly as he came, and soon disappeared into the sky. Then he said that he would stay in seclusion for a thousand years and not see anyone for a thousand years.
As soon as his figure disappeared, Wukong smashed the head of the rolling curtain general in the water, and he was too dead to die.
Wukong dragged the body out of the river, threw it on the beach, shook his head and said:
"He was originally a god, but he brutalized the people and turned himself into a water monster... "Xiao Erlang, can his body be transported to the army to be used as military rations?"
Erlang Shen strode over:
"The body is easy to dispose of. I will collect his soul first and ask him." The reason for doing this.”
Erlang Shen took out the soul-calling pill and was just about to collect the souls when he saw the corpses on the ground gradually turned into fly ash, the treasure staff turned into a dead branch, and the soul also disappeared, as if it had never appeared.
Wukong looked at this scene and said with a smile:
"Now I kind of believe in the conspiracy theory. This Sha Wujing seems to have ulterior motives."
Erlang Shen Sighing, he waved the three-pointed two-edged knife, and the rolling river water automatically parted. He floated down to the cave at the bottom of the water, sorted out all the bones inside, and assembled them one by one, trying to give these people who died in vain a chance. Whole bones.
When Xuanzang saw this tragic scene, he had no nonsense and quickly recited sutras to save the dead souls in the water.
The black bear spirit turned into a size of fifty feet, took the prepared bridge repair materials, and began to build the cross-continental bridge like building blocks.
After Xuanzang's salvation was completed, Wukong keenly discovered that the water in the Liusha River had become clearer.
Nezha flew into the air to check:
“The turbidity of the river was caused by the souls of innocent people. Now the people who died in vain have been freed and the water has become clear, but why is it not that clear to the bottom? What’s the status?”
Erlangshen said:
"It means there are still innocent souls upstream or downstream. When this happens, I will take people to check the entire Liusha River. If there are people who harm the people, I will not tolerate them!"
In the next two months, first The Four Saints test the Zen mind, followed by the Wuzhuang Temple, which are all easy rounds. After the Wuzhuang Temple, there are three white-bone spirits.
This time there is no Zhu Bajie to interfere, and Tang Monk no longer distinguishes between good and evil. In addition, everyone brings a cassette stove, noodles and other food, so there is no need for alms. It is estimated that the White Bone Demon will be killed by Wukong as soon as he shows up. Beaten to death.
Nezha asked in a low voice:
"Great Sage, in the real world they always say that you and the Bone Demon are enemies. Is this true or false?"
Without saying a word, Wukong took out a box of lotus root starch:
"Can you eat more to replenish your brain?"
Nezha: "..."
The real world It’s not me who said that. Great Sage, can you please be reasonable?
Xuan Zang, who had just completed his salvation, said:
"Putting the Bone Demon together with Wukong is the greatest insult to Wukong... A mere corpse demon has actually become a climate. When I see the Bone Demon, I will personally save her."
It is not necessary to deal with the Bone Demon. For martial arts, just wear a brocade cassock and just chant sutras.
The brocade cassock can purify the wronged souls within a hundred miles radius, even a white-bone spirit, of course.
If that doesn't work, just borrow Brother Ksitigarbha's wooden fish. Just knock it, and the White Bone Essence will definitely purify it more thoroughly than jumping into a sulfuric acid pool.
Erlang Shen waved the three-pointed two-edged sword, and the weapon immediately turned into more than 10,000 weapons. These weapons flew to a nearby barren mountain and dug more than 10,000 graves in an instant.
Erlang Shen waved his hand again, and the skeletal corpses that had been transcended flew into the tomb one by one, and were finally buried in peace.
After doing this, he talked about the follow-up plot:
"After the White Bone Demon is Kuimu Lang Li Xiong, but this guy has fully devoted himself to Jiejiao from the Fengshen side, and he also trusted Master Jin Ling gave some gifts to Nuwa Empress...Will Wukong kill him?"
Wukong's attitude is very clear:
"If he doesn't kill the people, I won't kill him. Once he harms the people, I, Old Sun, will naturally not let him go.”
In the original work, the yellow-robed monster transformed by Kui Mulang not only kidnapped the princess, but also ate the palace maid in one bite at the celebration banquet.
Although he promised to his empress that he would never do anything wrong to the human race again, Wukong did not believe this. He had to see it with his own eyes before he could decide whether Kuimu Lang would live or die.
The black bear spirit repaired the bridge and joined the discussion:
"In the original work, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk dropped the yellow-robed monster's child from the sky and smashed it into a pulp. Is this true or false? Just Aren’t you afraid that Kuimu Lang will fall out when he returns to heaven?”
Wukong chuckled:
"Kui Mulang will not fall out, and will even thank them, because this is a bastard he gave birth to in the lower world. He cannot admit his identity and cannot bring him back to heaven... There are many such examples in the real world. The educated youths who go to the countryside, After returning to the city, he no longer recognizes the children in the countryside and the US troops in the Vietnam War. After returning to China, he no longer cares about the illegitimate children who stayed in Vietnam. It is the same reason."
Xuan Zang said:
" There is also a star who is proud of being a British bastard and travels thousands of miles to find his relatives. However, they don’t recognize him at all and break his guard on the spot... I don’t care how it is written in the original book, but killing children is still a matter of Forget it, if Kuimu Lang also has a child this time, His Royal Highness the Holy Son will definitely not spare him if he is not properly placed."
Everyone cooked noodles and had a meal, and Nezha was at both ends of the bridge. They built a small temple respectively, and then took out the imperial edict written by Li Shimin and canonized a water god.
Wukong stood on the bridge and walked twice. The bridge is more than ten miles long and three feet wide. There are guardrails on both sides. Although it is simple, it is still quite beautiful overall.
Nezha used divine power to bless the bridge, making the bridge last for more than a thousand years.
After finishing these tasks, Erlangshen carried a three-pointed two-edged sword and went to search for the innocent souls in Liusha River. Nezha returned to Lingshan to resume his duties. After the team crossed the bridge, they continued westward.
Thousands of miles ahead of them, [Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe] has officially entered the trial operation stage.
There are twenty computers, four game consoles, and four claw machines in the entire Internet cafe. However, considering the nature of the sutra-learning team, the claw machine contains not dolls, but high-quality bananas, high-end oranges, imported cherries, puree honey, whitening cream, Kaishan Palm Technique (for bears only), True Buddha Futon, and Bodhi Seeds, monk relics...
Anyway, they are all aimed at the scripture-seeking team. Even the little white dragon has targeted treasures such as the magical power of transforming into a dragon, the seeds of fairy grass, and the dragon horse training method.
Qiongxiao Yatou, the CEO of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe, is carrying her little hands behind her back and doing the final inspection of the Internet cafe.
"Hanhan, what do you think is missing?"
Han Zhixian, who is in charge of the front desk of the Internet cafe, said:
"There are two missing refrigerators filled with various drinks. That kind of thing, it’s better to have more juice, I like to drink it.”
Fairy Caiyun, the chief network administrator of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe, was riding a balance car and checking the equipment. After hearing this, she complained:
"Hanhan, even if you want to use public money for personal gain, can you not be so blatant... By the way, I know what is missing. There is still a no-smoking sign, and an ashtray is placed next to each machine."
Qiong Xiao asked:
"What does this mean?"
"Smoking is prohibited in public places, but many people who are addicted to online games are smokers, so the no-smoking signs are just decorations. Many people smoke as they please."
When Qiong Xiao heard this, he flicked his sleeves, and there was a no-smoking sign on the wall, and there was an ashtray made of crystal in front of each seat.
The other boss, Bixiao, who had been silent in the corner, took off his headphones and looked around:
“I feel like there is still a shortage of a fried noodles seller. It is said that in the middle of the night in the Internet cafe, the fried noodles seller The business is very good, and by the way, there must be instant noodles at the front desk. Many people say that the instant noodles in the Internet cafe are the best. I will have to try them later.”
Qiong Xiao thinks the fried noodles seller is better. Just ask the eldest sister to come. Her cooking skills can definitely conquer the entire Buddhist team.
Bixiao watched the documentary about Internet cafes, shook his head and said:
"The people who sell fried noodles in the middle of the night are usually middle-aged uncles. The fried noodles are packed in disposable lunch boxes."
"Middle-aged uncle? Then let the elder brother do it. Anyway, he has a beard and looks like Cook."
While the sisters were arranging the God of Wealth, someone came to apply for a chef at the door:
"Since there is a shortage of fried noodles, Pindao volunteered himself."
< br>A few people turned their faces, and then noticed that Zhen Yuanzi actually walked in with a fly whisk.
Qiong Xiao asked:
"Master Zhenyuan, why are you here?"
"I don't trust you, so let me take a look. It just so happens that I have been studying cooking recently, okay? Make fried noodles for you..."
Qiong Xiao had eaten the ginseng fruit pancakes made by Zhen Yuanzi, and felt that such good ingredients were wasted.
But since someone took the initiative to ask for the job, we, the project leader, can’t be too businesslike:
"Then I'll trouble Immortal Zhenyuan. Let's work together and let the Buddhist team take a one-day trip to the real world!"
We can't let everyone go to the real world, but through acting, we can bring the real world to life. Moving a scene to the book world will definitely bring you a very novel experience.
Zhen Yuanzi looked at the items displayed in the claw machine, turned his face and asked:
“With so many tempting things, will they really get addicted to them, and then A disaster? "
The disasters on the journey to the west are closely related to Xuanzang. As long as he is forced to stop, it is considered a kind of disaster, so it cannot be triggered.
Qiong Xiao waved her hand and got a bottle of ice-cold Coke for Zhen Yuanzi:
“No, these were originally gifts for them, but they were just changed... You Wuzhuang Temple prepared them What is it?"
"One ginseng fruit for each person, even Bai Longma has a share."
Zhen Yuanzi sat down and turned on a computer, ready to check out the types of games in the Internet cafe system:< br>
"Is there no "Oka 2" here? I heard that His Royal Highness the Son of God likes this game very much. I want to play it and give it a try."
Qiong Xiao said very professionally:
“That game is not fun, it’s boring as hell. It’s all about taking orders, shipping goods, delivering goods, and saving money. When you save enough money, you can change cars and take further orders. , make more money... Let me recommend you a similar game. It is similar to that game, but it is very exciting and suitable for young people like me. "
Is 500 million years old considered a young person... Han Zhixian and Caiyun Fairy looked at each other and felt that Qiong Xiao was definitely the best in terms of shamelessness.
While Zhen Yuanzi was playing games, the four of them, Qiongxiao, Bixiao, Zhixian, Caiyun and Fairy, got together and took stock of the shortcomings of the Internet cafe from beginning to end, and then made a long list of needed items. .
After doing this, Qiong Xiao asked Bi Xiao to guard here. She directly tore open the void, traveled to the world of Yang Family Mansion, and took another step onto the grassland.
The army led by Mu Guiying has arrived at the Holy Mountain of the Grassland. Just as the patron saint here was about to make a move, he was slapped back to nothingness by Qiong Xiao.
“Guiying Guiying, I’m here to see you!”
Mu Guiying raised her head, saw Qiong Xiao, and quickly waved her hand:
“Just now, we were little The copper coin issued a warning, saying that a god is going to attack me, but don’t worry, someone will come to save me. I didn’t expect you to come, thank you so much, Sister Qiongxiao.”
Yunxiao is my sister, Qiongxiaobi. The same goes for Xiao, after all, he is hundreds of millions of years old, so it would be inappropriate to call him anything else.
Qiong Xiao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the treasured money lying on Mu Guiying's shoulder:
"No wonder no one came forward. It turns out that the treasured money is here... We just listed it I have already written a list of the supplies I am lacking in the Internet cafe. How about you help me deliver them to the real world? Remember to say hello to Sister Zhou for me. I miss her so much."
Mu Guiying said OK. Gesture:
"No problem, I'm going to grab some food over there. If there's anything left, I'll bring you one too."
"Okay, okay, it's been a while. We have eaten the meal cooked by my brother-in-law, and I am so greedy. The eldest sister only focuses on her spiritual practice and does not cook for us anymore. She is crying..."
Mu Guiying took the note, briefly looked at the supplies needed, and said with a smile:
"These will be purchased soon. Wait, I will be back soon."
After Mu Guiying left, Qiong Xiao asked Zhao Xue:
"What are you doing here? Are you going to imitate Huo Qubing and seal Lang Juxu?"
Zhao Xue was wiping his bright silver gun. ：
"No, no, no, we are planning to enthrone a mountain god here so that the grassland people will not have a sacred mountain. We are also planning to build a city nearby. In this way, we will have our own territory on the grassland, and it will be much easier to fight against the grassland people. , but time is urgent, and the prairie people will not give us time to build the city."
When Qiong Xiao heard this, he rolled up his sleeves:
"Tell me how big a city you want. I have nothing to do, let me help you build one."
Zhao Xue made a request, and Qiong Xiao immediately started to do it. She first split a nearby mountain, then flattened it, and surrounded it to make it several feet long. A high city wall was built, and then a river a hundred miles away was moved over to make a moat.
In order to prevent them from drying up, this girl waved her hand and several springs from five hundred miles away were automatically flown in. The originally deserted place immediately became full of life.
Then, Qiong Xiao moved in several more mineral veins, including coal mines, iron mines, copper mines, etc., and thoughtfully set them up as shallow surface mines to facilitate mining.
When Mu Guiying came over from the real world with a pot of spicy incense pot, there was already a fortified city with a circumference of nearly fifty miles near the holy mountain on the grassland, and it was equipped with water sources, mineral veins, and fertile fields.
In order to facilitate the construction of houses in the city, Qiong Xiao also moved a mountain of earth, and then he could just dig the earth and bake the bricks.
In short, this girl played like a housekeeper and helped the Mukezhai army build a fully equipped city without any effort.
"Sister Qiongxiao, you are so awesome, haha, now we will become permanent nail households in the grassland!"
Mu Guiying was very happy. While Qiong Xiao was eating spicy hot pot, she drove into the city and walked around. The more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became. She even considered asking Qiong Xiao to help build Muke City.
Back in the camp, as soon as Mu Guiying expressed her idea, she was rejected by Qiong Xiao:
"The Chinese land is not good, the cause and effect is too big, you have to fix it yourself. Only in this foreign territory can we participate to a limited extent... My brother-in-law’s craftsmanship is great, and this spicy hot pot is so delicious. Fortunately, my eldest brother is not here, otherwise he would definitely steal it from me.”
However, as soon as she finished speaking, the God of Wealth suddenly fell from the sky...
(End of Chapter)