Chapter 658: Capture the Western Underworld! [Requesting monthly tickets]
Xuandu was as fast as lightning and appeared in front of Hades in an instant. He planned to capture the Western God of the Underworld with his bare hands, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, Hades's body turned into a A ball of bubbles.
When Xuandu took action, Hades had already sensed the danger and quickly used the invisibility helmet made by Cyclops to hide his body.
Lu Yue said helplessly:
“Senior Brother, you are somewhat lacking in practical experience. If you were to replace him with Senior Brother Zhao Gongming, Hades’ yolk would be squeezed out by now. .”
Xuandu was very playful and did not take this raid seriously:
"What will Zhao Gongming do?"
"Stand still in this space and time, no matter how strong Hades is, it will only be a chopping block. Let us cut the pork."
Xuandu patted his head:
"I just wanted to imitate Wu Erlang and capture the tiger with his bare hands, and forgot to use the Xuanhuang Exquisite Tower of Heaven and Earth, my good boy. Sure enough, there will be more fighting... What to do next, go directly to Hades?"
As a Taoist eldest brother, Xuan Du has no problem challenging the entire Western Immortal System, but he doesn't want to take the initiative to break into the underworld. Firstly, it will appear to be unmanageable. Secondly, the three-headed dog of hell is guarding the door. If he takes action, it will affect his reputation too much. .
Whether he wins a dog or loses a dog, he, the Taoist master, will lose his face... When his name is listed with the hell dog, it is a big blasphemy in itself.
Just now Xuandu planned to capture Hades alive, and then sneak in without anyone noticing, just like before when he dressed up as Loki and caused trouble.
But now that the plan has failed, there is a high probability that Hades will not come out for the time being, so we can only choose Plan B.
Lv Yue took out a medicine gourd and suggested:
"Elder brother, why don't you do it for me? I just want to try the newly developed poison." It's insulting to Siwen, just watch my micro-management."
After saying that, he appeared in the underworld in a flash, and Yama and Ksitigarbha from the Tenth Palace came out to greet him.
Xuandu bowed to the Houtu Empress, and then explained his purpose:
"I'm here to find Di Ting."
There are hell dogs guarding the gates of the Western Hades, so let's come to the Eastern Hades to find the hell dogs to fight. As long as Di Ting is willing to take action, let alone the hell with three heads. As a dog, even if it has thirty heads, it still won't be able to listen to you.
Because no matter how powerful the opponent is, as long as they have something to think about, their intentions can be heard and detected. Isn't this equivalent to opening up a global trap?
Di Ting looked like a child, wearing a children's sportswear given by Zhou Ruotong. He came over curiously:
"The Archmage called me... Hey, why can't I sense you?" What are you thinking about? ”
Xuandu restored the restraint of the Taoist elder brother:
“When you reach the peak of Da Luo and kill the three corpses, you will know how to shield your heart... There is a three-headed hell dog in the Western underworld. Not interested in killing it?"
Hearing this, Di Ting took out a bottle of Assam milk tea and took a sip, and said to Xuandu:
"I am interested, but I The three-headed dog has been resold to Xiaotian. Archmage, you can kill the three-headed dog with just a wave of your hand. Why are you still coming to me?”
“Aren’t you planning to have a hell dog showdown... …No, what do you mean by selling it to Xiao Tian?”
Di Ting took another sip of milk tea and said with a smile:
"I told Xiaotian that there was a group of dogs in the west that needed to be eradicated. Xiaotian got excited and spent a lot of money to buy the information about the three-headed hell dog. Unfortunately, recently True Lord Erlang was busy exterminating demons, and Xiaotian never had time to go to the west.”
Xuandu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Is there such a way to play?
You can try it when you see Lu Yue later. He was eager to take action against Hades just now, so he sold Hades to him. As long as he provides a fairy peach, he can buy Hades. Sri Lanka's right to kill.
Tsk, after all this calculation, I missed a lot of magic weapons and small coins before!
He was just about to go to Guanjiangkou to find the Roaring Heavenly Dog. Di Ting, who liked to join in the fun, volunteered:
"Great Master, the Western Underworld is easy to defend but difficult to attack. If you want to win it in one fell swoop, the last So take me with you, I can help you find out what the other party is thinking..."
Xuandu touched the little guy's head and said:
"Welcome to join the vanguard of the Western Underworld. Detach the team, I’ll say hello to Queen Houtu and we’ll set off.”
He came to the palace of Queen Houtu, took out a bag of spiritual fruits from the West from the Xuanhuang Exquisite Pagoda of Heaven and Earth, and offered them with both hands:
"Aunt, these fruits should be able to relieve your pain, please try it "
Xuandu was the first human race created by Nuwa herself. Now that the two empresses are sisters, Xuandu, the eldest son of the human race, naturally has to change his name to aunt.
Sure enough, upon hearing this title, Empress Houtu was even happier than eating the fairy fruit:
"Thank you Xuandu, I always say you are naughty. I don't think this is good," You and Xiaoyu are both good kids.”
Xuandu then asked:
"Auntie, there seems to be a large number of soldiers and horses in the Western Underworld. Here..."
The Empress Houtu pointed in the direction of the Netherworld Sea and said:
“We have also accumulated a large number of soldiers and horses. Since ancient times, all the Chinese heroes who died in battle, except for those who are regarded as gods by the people, have almost never been reincarnated... The original plan was to keep these soldiers and horses to resist the heaven, but the result was that There is no chance to fight upwards, but we have to annex the west first.”
As an ancient creature, Queen Houtu has always been worried about the heaven, so she has been suppressing the heroic spirits and not reincarnating, so that the underworld has a powerful one. combat effectiveness.
But correspondingly, Empress Houtu has to bear the huge karma brought by these heroic spirits.
Part of the source of her pain is that there are too many heroic spirits stranded in the underworld, and those heroic spirits who have experienced hundreds of battles are themselves burdened with great resentment. Over time, they are all placed on the Queen of the Earth.
Xuandu asked:
"If I occupy the gate of the Western Hades, we can immediately send troops here, right?"
Houtu Empress nodded:< br>
"Han Xin, Bai Qi, and Huo Qubing are all waiting with murderous intent. After they are captured, they will connect the Styx River in the west with the Netherworld Sea in the underworld. As for their boats to the afterlife, all of them must be cancelled. The ghosts in the west Stay and farm first.”
Free slaves are not in vain.
It just so happens that Western white people often treat other ethnic groups as slaves. Now it’s time for them to experience the iron-blooded management of cotton fields and sugar cane fields.
After receiving the assurance from the empress, Xuandu happily led Titing out of the underworld and crossed over to the Erlang Temple at the mouth of the Guanjiang River.
Erlang Shen was about to go out, and when he saw Xuandu, he quickly raised his hands and saluted:
"I've met the great uncle. I wonder what the great uncle's orders were when he came all the way."
Ksitigarbha was not here, so Diting changed her drink to non-alcoholic fruit-flavored beer and took a big sip. Then he said:
"Don't be afraid, true lord, we are here to pick up Xiaotian. The three-headed hell dogs in the west are causing mischief. The Archmage is ready to eradicate them and appointed me as the vanguard officer and Xiaotian as the deputy vanguard. "
Xuandu: "..."
I haven't seen your achievements, but the official positions were sealed quite quickly.
He said to Erlang Shen:
"The underworld is preparing to expand, and I have to do something. Can Xiaotian go to the Western world with me to show off his power?" Wait."
Soon, Erlangshen called Xiaotian who was busy building roads nearby, and Di Ting generously gave Xiaotian a bottle of jasmine tea:
"Let's go, let's go. , we are going to the Western World to fight the three-headed hellhound. This is a job I finally applied for. Xiaotian, please don’t forget my friendship.”
Xuandu finally saw what a profiteer is today.
First they sold the Western gods as goods, and now they asked Xiao Tian to accept a favor... This kind of calculation made the capitalists cry.
Xiao Tian only likes fighting and doesn’t care about being taken advantage of:
“Okay, let’s set off now!”
Farewell to Erlang Shen, Xuandu led two The dogs began their western expedition.
However, talking about two dogs is a bit inappropriate, because Di Ting always appears as a boy in white, and does not show his mythical form and white dog form.
Back in the west, Lu Yue came up to him:
"Elder brother, can Xiao Tian do it?"
Di Ting quickly cheered up his little brother:< br>
"What do you mean, can it be done? Xiaotian is a battle pet, not a mount or a pet. He has bitten the Monkey King and Empress Bixiao. He has made great contributions in the Battle of the Gods and dealt with mere mortals. A three-headed dog is definitely not a problem.”
Before Di Ting finished speaking, Xiao Tian ran directly to the gate of Hades, wanting to see the virtues of the Western Cerberus.
As soon as he arrived at the door, the three-headed hell dog flashed out, with a body as big as a house and three completely different heads, carrying a strong murderous intent.
When Xiao Tian saw it, his body also grew bigger.
Di Ting said from the side:
“Xiaotian, the three-headed dog said you look like an ugly monster, not as majestic as it is.”
Xuandu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
To be able to stir up trouble like this, this listening session really opened my eyes.
Write it down. Later you will have to pretend to learn the art of mind reading, and then use it to sow discord. It must be very interesting!
Di Ting's words lit the fuse. The Roaring Sky Dog roared wildly and pounced forward. The three-headed hell dog was not to be outdone. All three heads opened their mouths and roared, as if they wanted to tear Xiaotian into pieces. .
However, when the three-headed dog's mouth was about to bite Xiao Tian, Xiao Tian's figure disappeared. At the same time, a huge dog paw suddenly appeared behind the three-headed dog, leaving a mark on the three-headed dog. A deep bloodstain.
Xiaotian followed Erlang Shen in the north and south, and had rich fighting experience. He defeated the three-headed dog of hell in succession. It wanted to hide in the gate of hell and go to Charon for help, but Xiaotian had no intention of letting it go.
This guy yelled at the sky, and quickly transformed into several palace-sized Howling Heavens, surrounding the three-headed hell dog. Each Howling Heaven bit one of the Hell Dog's heads, and finally A Xiaotian is responsible for the body of the three-headed dog. The four Xiaotians worked together and tore hard, and the three-headed hell dog was bitten to death.
Lü Yue, who was watching the battle on the sidelines, licked his lips with envy:
“Hey, dear, even Xiaotian can transform the three pure beings in one breath, and Zhenjun Erlang can also treat Xiaotian. Isn’t that great?”
Xuandu asked:
"Do you want to learn? I can teach you when things in the West are over."
"Okay, okay, thank you, senior brother!"
After the death of the three-headed hell dog, the gate of the underworld was occupied by our own side. Xuandu used his tyrannical power to break through the time and space barrier with one punch, and forcibly opened a passage, directly connecting the east and west underworld.
Looking at this scene, Di Ting even forgot to drink a drink:
"Isn't the Archmage too tough? He actually penetrated it directly?"
Lu Yue whispered:
"The Taoist eldest brother can't do this kind of thing with his hands. Well, it’s a pity that the senior brother’s lack of combat experience prevents him from fully displaying his strength.”
As soon as the east and west Hades were opened, Huo Qubing led a mighty force of Hades cavalry to kill them.
He is the commander-in-chief of the former army, and his men are all warriors. Even his mounts are murderous and possess unrivaled domineering power.
After so many years, the underworld, which had been silently silent, showed its fangs for the first time.
Xuandu said to Lu Yue:
"Junior brother, the army of Hades is coming, and I have to maintain order... Well, if you give me a fairy peach, I won't snatch it from you. Dis’s life is at risk, how about it?”
Lu Yue was just about to find a Western god to try the newly prepared poison. When he heard this, he immediately took out a treasured fairy peach and put it in Xuandu’s hand. I went to find Hades, for fear that my senior brother would regret it.
Xuandu was just about to show off the peaches when he saw Xiaotian take out three peaches from the magic bag hanging around his neck and give them to Di Ting.
If you guessed correctly, this should be the price of a three-headed hell dog.
A dog sold three peaches with one favor, but the twelve main Greek gods only sold one peach... Xuandu felt annoyed, the business was at a loss!
Fortunately, there are still eleven of the twelve main gods. Don’t be in a hurry, you can sell them slowly.
During the war between the East and the West in the underworld, Li Yu was busy cleaning duck heads in the kitchen.
As the weather cooled down, Professor Zhou wanted to have a meal of dry-pot duck heads. In order to satisfy his wife, Li Yu got busy early in the morning.
Worried about not having enough food, he bought two boxes of duck heads, soaked them first, then cleaned them one by one, squeezed out the blood in his nose, opened the duck's bill and rinsed them.
Clean all the duck heads, split them in the middle, marinate them first, then fry them, and finally fry them with dry pot ingredients to increase the flavor of the duck heads.
At noon, the duck head was taken out of the pot. Li Yu brought it to the restaurant and asked everyone to put on gloves and eat together.
Then he brought some dishes that could be eaten in a stir-fry. After eating the duck head, he added soup and boiled it, and then rinsed the dishes with the bottom of the pot. It was also very delicious.
Zhou Ruotong said while eating:
"After dinner, I will go back to the capital to ask my grandfather to sign a few signatures. I will also go to the Khitan Literature Research Institute to decipher a few characters and give them a little shock."
The previous papers were too shocking. , which made Professor Zhou famous. Now that the two sides have stopped fighting, Professor Zhou plans to decipher a few Khitan characters to divert the attention of the experts who are looking for trouble.
After freeing up time, I will crack the Yelang Heavenly Book and inject a bit of vitality into the historical research of the real world.
Li Shimin asked:
"Master, if you do this, will you be attacked by those experts?"
Experts on ancient writing generally specialize in one subject, and Zhou Ruotong's practice of using a hammer here and there is a sign of unprofessionalism.
Even if the deciphering methods she mentioned are all correct, experts will still seize this point to refute.
Zhou Ruotong said:
“I just want to contribute to historical research and let the world know the correct interpretation method. As for other things, it is not within the scope of my consideration.”
Having already lived for more than 90,000 years, who cares about the evaluation of experts?
The worst case scenario would be to force those experts to death and do it all over again. Anyway, Professor Zhou wouldn't be afraid of anyone.
Li Yu asked:
"When will you come back?"
"The day after tomorrow, remember to pick me up at the high-speed rail station."
"Yeah, yeah , I promise not to delay anything.”
After eating the duck head, Zhuge Liang returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms and prepared to station in the industrial zone to help Liu Xie transport various industrial equipment and equipment.
As an emperor, Liu Xie would be better off staying in Chang'an to handle government affairs.
Li Shimin returned to the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties with the newly bought books. He planned to sort out the books and select some for everyone to study. By the way, he would prepare some books for Changsun Wuji and Changsun Wugao, brothers and sisters, and open up the world for his wife and children. Uncle's vision.
Zhou Ruotong packed a few cultural relics, took two changes of clothes, and took the high-speed rail to the capital.
Li Yu came to the No. 6 gate of the steel plant and asked Brother Dao to call Mu Guiying over:
"Sister Zhou is on a business trip to the capital. Let's stay in a B&B tonight."
I thought it was a sure thing, but Mu Guiying said:
"I'll see what happens. I may not have time." "
Li Yu asked:
"What are you busy with?"
"The underworld is fighting, I have to eat! Huo Qubing rushed to the Western Underworld with tens of thousands of Netherworld cavalry. They counterattacked with the Macedonian phalanx, but were beaten to a pulp by Huo Qubing's people... I'm really curious about the brains of those idiots in the West. It’s not that he was drawn, but he actually placed his hopes on a flashy square formation. It’s strange that it can work.”
Li Yu: “…”
Wei Huo beat the Huns. Discarding their armor, the Xiongnu fled westward, and defeated the Westerners until they abandoned their armor.
Now that we have met Huo Qubing himself, even if we name all the famous generals in Western history, it will not be enough for Huo Qiaoqi to cause trouble.
Li Yu also wanted to watch the excitement, but unfortunately by the time he drove to the scenic spot, the war in the Western Hades was basically over. Empress Houtu used the power of a saint to merge the underworld into the underworld system.
Although sporadic fighting continues, the majestic scenes of large corps fighting have ended.
The next step is to dispatch underworld agents to various places, and the powers of the Ten Palaces of Yama will also be re-divided. In addition, the demons, ghosts and the like hidden in the Western underworld must be uncovered and destroyed one by one.
The Empress said:
“It will take a long time for the entire underworld to become quiet again. When the western underworld is completely annexed, your godmother’s pain will be greatly reduced, and the time to leave the underworld will be longer. Longer, the strength will be stronger."
Li Yu asked:
"Can it bring out the strength of a saint?"
"Yes, but the time is relatively short, and it is not comparable to a real saint."
In the evening, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong finished their video call and opened The computer started playing games.
As soon as I picked up the golden cudgel, the Queen’s voice came from behind me:
“Tsk, tsk, I am alone, guarding an empty house alone, what a miserable queen.”
Li Yu: "..."
Whenever I want to play a good game, the Queen will jump out. Forget it, this fate is not right!
He quit the game, closed the computer, picked up Mu Guiying by the waist, and strode into room 202.
An hour later, the young couple walked out of the room slightly tired, preparing to go to the kitchen to make some midnight snacks to replenish their lost physical strength and energy.
“What do you want to eat today?”
Mu Guiying scrolled through Moments and saw Shen Jiayue's short video of eating fried instant noodles, and immediately chose to eat this:
"Fried instant noodles, I think Sister Yueyue's cooking is so tempting, give it to me first. Just stir-fry five packets and add more if they taste good."
After that, she was just about to send a message to tease Diao Chan when the tall figure of Zishou hurried over and squeezed into the restaurant. Slightly narrow door:
"Sir, after the exploration of Yuyixian, Jiang Ziya has come down the mountain with the list of gods!"
My God, isn't the decisive battle about to begin?
Li Yu wiped his hands and walked out of the kitchen, ready to inquire about Jiang Ziya's situation and make arrangements for the next move!
(End of this chapter)