Chapter 663 Yunxiao: Sweet social death! [Ask for monthly pass]
Halfway through breakfast at the B&B, Lu Bu came.
When he saw the mutton that he had not finished last night, he didn’t mind it being cold. He picked up a piece and gnawed on it, praising as he ate:
“I found that after the mutton was cooled down, not only did it taste better, Well, even the fat tastes quite satisfying. The more you chew it, the better it tastes. I can chew two or three pounds of it alone."
Seeing Wu Song's disgraced face, he asked curiously:
"What are you doing, Erlang? Are you just playing in the sand so early in the morning?"
Li Shimin said while eating red bean paste buns:
"It's time to waste food. Brother Shan took Daming Mansion. In the city All the food must be poured out. I worked hard all night last night and transferred a lot of food to the Dingbei City of Her Majesty the Third Master."
When he heard this, Lu Bu was tempted:
" I really didn’t expect that my good second brother was so powerful that he could easily capture a fortified city. I don’t know if Daming Mansion has a lot of food. Zhang Song’s family is poor and he has never seen food from the Northern Song Dynasty..."
Mu Guiying gave Lu Bu a sideways glance:
"Junior brother, can you change your reason? Zhang Song is almost becoming your shield."
"He is thin and is more suitable for holding Come out to gain sympathy... Erlang, is there still enough food in Daming Mansion?”
Wu Song took a big sip of the mutton soup and said:
“There is a lot of it, I think we can use it until tomorrow.” The warehouse is clean... Where are you now? Can you unload the food?"
Lu Bu hurriedly said:
"When we arrived at a pingba, there were about a few hundred acres of flat land. We are going to build a small fort to use as a resting place on the road, and organize people to cultivate farmland...the food you have over there. There are so many, so give us thirty or fifty cars to relieve the logistical pressure."
Wu Song nodded:
"No problem, we will start after dinner."
Li Yu looked at the map and asked Lu Bu:
"How far are you from Ningqiang County? It is suitable for building a city there."
Ningqiang County is located at the source of the Han River. It is a slightly flat area in the mountains, which is more suitable for building a county seat... Of course , this name did not exist during the Three Kingdoms period. It was not until the Qiang people settled down that Ningqiang County came into being. Later, it was renamed Ningqiang County.
Lu Bu said:
"We are almost there. Zhang Xiu and Wei Xu have already led people through there, and they also used drones to conduct a simple survey. There are only a few villages and one inn. , is indeed suitable for expansion into a county town. When the time comes, a small hydropower station will be built to provide power to the county. Maybe it will become a famous commercial city on the Shu Road. "
After taking Yizhou, Merchant exchanges between Chengdu and Chang'an must be very frequent. The construction of several county towns along the way will not only provide convenience to merchants, but also help to prosper the economy.
Perhaps soon, people in Chang'an will be able to eat Sichuan and Chongqing-style ham and bacon, and people in Chengdu will also be able to experience corn pancakes and dried sweet potatoes from Guanzhong.
After breakfast, Wu Song drove back to the book world and continued to dump food.
Lü Bu didn't even finish his meal, so he hurried back and asked Fazheng and others to arrange to receive the gifts from the Northern Song Dynasty.
In order to make Wu Song less tired, Lu Bu also burned incense and asked Zhang Daoling to relieve Wu Song's fatigue.
Lao Zhang came to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue, and gave Wu Song a jujube. After Wu Song ate it, he immediately became energetic, and the hard work and fatigue of the previous night were wiped away.
When Wu Song began to work, Zhang Daoling asked Shan Xiongxin again:
"Don't cause too many crimes, take care of the people along the way, and publicize the emperor's benevolence more."
"Yes! "
After the explanation, Lao Zhang left Daming Mansion and flew to Erxian Mountain to have tea with Master Luo.
In the real world, Li Yu went to see the progress of the statue of Empress Houtu, chatted with his old mother for a while, and saw Jiang Ziya repairing the altar.
Li Yu saw Jiang Ziya holding a rough-made compass in his hand and looking around, and couldn't help but said:
"I'll buy him some modern high-sensitivity compasses later. How long will it take for him to finish the Conferred God Platform... By the way, has Jiang Ziya accepted the Five Gods? "
In the original work, Jiang Ziya helped Song Yiren read Feng Shui and felt that a certain open space in the yard was suitable for building it? However, Song Yiren said that after building it several times, it collapsed for no reason, and he became ill because of it.
Jiang Ziya pondered for a long time and found out that the Five-way God was causing trouble... Of course, it was still called the Five-way Ghost at that time, and it was not until he became a god that he became the Five-way God.
After conquering the Five Gods, Song Yiren felt that Jiang Ziya was very capable, so he encouraged him to open a fortune-telling shop in the city.
There was no business for the first six months, but as time went by, he finally had business and gained a little fame. This aroused Pipa Jing's competitive spirit, and then he was smashed out of his original shape by an inkstone from Lao Jiang.
Looking at the energetic old man in his mind, Li Yu suddenly felt that it was not unfair for Pipa Jing to lose.
This kind of old man with tendons all over his body is still the king of the gym even in the real world. The two moves of Pipa Jing are really not enough.
The Empress said:
“The Five Gods were purged as early as when Kong Xuan purified Chaoge City... Jiang Ziya’s soul was placed under a restriction by Haotian, and it may gradually become more powerful in the future. Become a monster that is neither human nor ghost.”
ah?
Li Yu asked:
"Then he has become the puppet of the Jade Emperor now?"
"According to my observation, not yet. Most of the time, Jiang Ziya follows the instructions of the Jade Emperor. A human ascetic does his duty. When he learns that the corn yield is high and the people can have enough to eat, he is sincerely happy. This is contrary to the opinions of heaven. "
From ancient times. According to legends so far, heaven never allows people to live a good life. Once people live a good life, it will punish the world with so-called heavenly punishment.
Even when the Kitchen God goes to heaven once a year, people will buy Stove Candies in an attempt to stick the Kitchen God's mouth and prevent the Kitchen God and his wife from saying that they are living a good life in the world, so as not to arouse the wrath of God.
This tone is the source of the power of belief in heaven, and also the reason why people in the world increasingly fear God.
If Jiang Ziya is controlled, he probably won't think it's a good thing for the people to have enough. Instead, he will find ways to destroy the seeds and make the people hungry so that they can pray for God's mercy.
“Mom, can’t that restriction be removed?”
“Not yet, it was set with the authority of the Jade Emperor, and it is imprinted in Jiang Ziya’s soul. Once it is forcibly broken, it will inevitably Let Jiang Ziya die.”
With Jiang Ziya dead, the matter of becoming a god will be delayed, so now we can only go with the flow for the time being.
The Empress said:
“Now Yuanshi and I both hope that the Conferring God Platform will be built quickly and the conferring of gods will be completed as soon as possible. However, the Heavenly Court hopes that the sooner the better, so that they can be better. To control the situation... Don't worry about Jiang Ziya, he won't die for a while."
Li Yu hummed:
"Then I'll buy him a compass first. Let him experience the new era compass of the 21st century that integrates positioning, infrared, sensor, banknote detector, perpetual calendar, and opera machine. ”
The empress was amused by this string of nouns:
“Buy a few more, and tomorrow I will use them as magical weapons to reward Li Changgeng and the others.”
Leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu drove there In the building materials market, I bought a bunch of multifunctional compasses from a store that sold surveying and mapping instruments, and by the way, I also selected a complete set of surveying, mapping and surveying instruments.
How can we repair buildings without a bunch of instruments supported by tripods? It’s not professional at all.
After buying these, Li Yu drove away. Passing by the pedestrian street, he saw someone selling candied haws.
Different from ordinary candied haws, these candied haws are all wrapped into a bouquet, with about a dozen candied haws in a bouquet.
He thought it was interesting, so he bought a few bouquets. He also bought two bouquets of roses and two bouquets of carnations from next door, and then brought them to the B&B.
"Hey, what did your husband buy?"
Mu Guiying took a nap in Dingbeicheng and came over to see how much Lu Bu had done, and saw the bouquet that Li Yu bought at a glance .
Li Yu handed her a bouquet of roses and a bouquet of candied haws:
"This is for you, another bouquet of roses for Yunxiao, two bouquets of carnations for the two mothers, and you can divide the remaining candied haws as you see fit. I just think they look good, so I'll buy some for you by the way."
Mu Guiying took the bunch of candied haws and liked it very much:
"Don't buy roses. Get more of these affordable ones. Babies love to eat them."
This The girl happily took a selfie while holding the bouquet. Seeing Li Shimin keep glancing this way, she immediately generously took out a candied haws and handed it over:
"Little Taizong, come on, come on, see you." Have a share.”
Li Shimin felt that this was a testimony of the love between Master and Master, and he was embarrassed to eat it:
"I have given up sugar and sweets, please eat it, Third Master." "Shit, aren't you still eating red bean paste buns in the morning?"
“That’s a serious meal, not snacks... This Shanlihong looks quite big, and the syrup is quite thick. I don’t know if it’s crispy or not...”
In the end, Xiao Taizong took it and took a bite, then returned to the book world, brought a gold ingot and handed it to Li Yu:
"Sir, can you take me to buy a bunch this afternoon? I want to give it to sister Wugu. She really likes this kind of sour and sweet food. Empress Nuwa also said that it is sour and appetizing, so she should eat more."< br>
Li Yu didn’t ask for gold:
“I’ll buy it again in the afternoon. Just keep the gold. This piece of gold can’t be spent even if you buy a large cart of Shanlihong.”
Mu Guiying took everything with her to the book world. She first showed off her bunch of candied haws to Zhao Xue and asked Zhao Xue to reward it to the soldiers. Then she brought the bouquet and all the supplies to the Wa Palace.
As soon as she came in, she shouted:
"Master, master, your most sensible daughter-in-law is here to give you flowers!"
The empress looked at the bouquet of carnations and said with some surprise:
"It's been a long time since I've been here. Yes, why did you suddenly buy flowers?”
“Your good son missed Sister Yunxiao, but he was worried that I would be jealous when giving flowers to Sister Yunxiao, so he bought me a bouquet. After buying it, I worried about you. I’m not happy, so I bought flowers for you and Houtu Godmother... The above are all my own guesses, I’m not telling the truth.”
The queen took the flowers and looked at them again. She originally thought that this was the case. The flowers are quite ordinary, but when I heard that they were given by my son, I naturally fell in love with them the more I looked at them.
Soon, Empress Houtu also came. When she saw the bouquet, her originally pale face had a blush:
"Xiaoyu is such a good boy. I like this flower very much, I like it very much!"
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The empress said:
"I see you look a lot better. I would have known that Xuandu would have opened up the eastern and western underworlds thousands of years ago."
"Now, too. It’s not too late, thanks to Xuandu, my body has improved a lot. When the Western Underworld is truly pacified, my body should be able to make further progress and be able to help you.”
"It's not urgent. We'll talk about it later. I'll give the flowers to Yunxiao first. Today's flowers are bought for her. I have to help our son send the flowers quickly."
The empress originally wanted to send the flowers to Yunxiao. I brought it to the Wa Palace, but I felt it was not formal enough.
After thinking about it, I asked the maids of the Wa Palace to form a grand team, bringing roses and candied haws, as well as various instruments and compasses, and a wave of divine descendants came directly to Chaoge City.
Soon, Chaoge City was filled with fairy music and auspicious clouds were curling up. When a group of maids from the Wa Palace appeared in the sky, Yunxiao was weeding vegetables in the yard.
She saw that the group of female fairies were the maids around her mother-in-law, and quickly flew into the sky.
As soon as they arrived in the sky, all the Daluo who intercepted the teachings arrived. Even Jiang Ziya, who was at the Kanyu Conferred God Platform, looked up at the sky, wondering what was going on.
The maid of the Wa Palace held the roses and handed them to the sky:
"On the order of the Holy Son, I came to give the Holy Princess a bouquet of roses. This flower is red and fiery, representing the Holy Son. His Highness's fiery heart..."
Yunxiao thought that the empress had some oracle, and even prepared for a fight, but he did not expect it to come out like this.
In front of all the Jie Jiao Immortals, it was like a public execution. She took the rose with a red face. Just as she was about to escape back to her small courtyard, another maid flew over:
"On the order of the Holy Son, this slave comes to deliver a bouquet of candied haws to the Holy Princess. This bouquet is sour and sweet, symbolizing the sweet relationship between His Highness the Holy Son and the Holy Princess."
Yunxiao: "... ”
I probably do need to live in the real world for a while.
She took the bunches of candied haws and took a break from her busy schedule to count them. She was relieved when she found that there was enough for everyone to share.
If you have something to eat, you can stop the mouths of these big guys, otherwise you will definitely become the center of their gossip.
After delivering the candied haws, several more female fairies came over and handed the instruments Li Yu bought to Yunxiao:
“His Royal Highness the Son said that Jiang Shang’s tools for building the God Conferring Platform were too backward, so he specially sent one Please give this series of magic weapons to Jiang Ziya, and tell him not to forget that the blood of the human race flows through his body."
When it came to this matter, everyone put away the joking and ridicule on their faces. , all looked at the flightless Jiang Ziya on the ground.
Yunxiao took it and confirmed that nothing else happened. He quickly took the opportunity to leave the crowd and came to Jiang Ziya, giving him the compass and various instruments:
"These are all My husband gave it to you. I hope you won’t forget your human identity.”
After saying that, she handed Jiang Ziya a bunch of candied haws:
“This is a very common snack in the real world, and ordinary people there can eat it every day.”
Jiang Ziya took it with both hands, After tasting one, he sighed:
"I have lived seventy-two years in vain. Thank you, His Highness the Holy Son, and thank you, Senior Sister Yunxiao!"
Yunxiao did not stay long:
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"Senior nephew Wen Zhong knows how to use all these instruments. If you don't understand anything, just ask him for help."
After saying that, she flashed back to her small courtyard, but the next second, what was originally seen in the sky was The lively crowds all crowded over.
Qiong Xiao didn’t take it too seriously to watch the excitement and turned the whole courtyard into a world of roses. Even the various side dishes grown by Yun Xiao were covered with fiery red roses. Yunxiao couldn't laugh or cry:
"You can eat the candied haws among you. Don't ask me, I don't know why His Royal Highness the Son suddenly sent flowers."
If you have anything to say, you can't say it in private. It's fine now. The people in Chaoge City are all eating melons... Yunxiao thinks Mu Guiying is right. Her husband is just a person who thinks of everything he wants. If he wants to send flowers, he just buys them without thinking about it at all. as a result of.
Our Lady of the Golden Spirit conjured up a microphone and said:
"How does it feel to receive flowers? Tell us quickly."
Our Lady of the Turtle Spirit also came over:
"This is much more interesting than watching those romantic TV dramas. His Royal Highness the Holy Son made Senior Sister Yunxiao look like a peach blossom with just a few moves. The male protagonists of romantic dramas are simply incomparable."
Our Lady of Fire Spirit, Caiyun Fairy, Hanzhixian, Shiji and other female fairies all gathered around and wanted to know the answer. However, Zhao Gongming and Yuyixian ate the candied haws and felt that it was indeed delicious.
Kong Xuan said:
“Such sour fruits seem to exist in our world. I didn’t expect them to be so delicious when paired with syrup. I can pick some later and make more before the war starts. Let the common people have a taste of the candied haws."
Master Du'e was embarrassed to eat and drink for free, so he pretended to say:
"His Royal Highness the Son of God said, sweetness is the taste of happiness. After watching the Son of God sending flowers, and then tasting the sweet and sour candied haws, it is indeed extraordinary.”
Well, it’s not free to say praises.
Yun Xiao did not respond to everyone's teasing, but carefully sent the bouquet to his room, and specially set up a formation to prevent the bouquet of roses from fading even after thousands of years.
Qiong Xiao came in and asked softly:
"Sister, do you miss your brother-in-law very much now?"
Yunxiao nodded.
Qiong Xiao took a look, and the gossip on his face became even stronger:
"What do you want to do most after meeting your brother-in-law?"
Yunxiao lowered his head and smelled the bouquet of roses and said:
"I want to beat him up...suddenly send flowers with great fanfare, I can’t stay in the world of Fengshen anymore.”
In the Wa Palace, the two old mothers looked at their daughter-in-law’s reaction with smiles, and then studied the compass bought by Li Yu. In addition to the functions, it also has a flashlight and voice broadcast. Compared with the ancient Kanyu compass, the functions are indeed much richer.
In the real world, Mr. Li, who is still unknown to Yunxiao and has been marked by Yunxiao, is stewing a waxed pig's foot in a casserole.
When the pig's trotters are tender and the soup is thick white, cut the bamboo shoots into hob pieces and simmer over low heat for twenty minutes. A pot of delicious braised pig's trotters and spring bamboo shoots is officially completed.
After stewing the pig's feet, he asked Xiuhe to watch the fire, and then drove to the high-speed rail station with Mu Guiying to pick up Professor Zhou.
When passing by the flower shop, he did not forget to buy a bouquet of flowers for Professor Zhou. Mu Guiying also bought two cups of hot milk tea. When he came to the exit of the high-speed rail station, he soon saw the man dragging the pull rod. Beauty in a box.
"Sister Zhou, we are here to pick you up!"
Mu Guiying walked over and handed the milk tea to Zhou Ruotong, and Li Yu also presented flowers.
Zhou Ruotong handed the suitcase to Li Yu, took the bouquet and milk tea, and said exciting news:
"Lin Xu's wife is going to eliminate a batch of second-hand machinery and equipment, and I plan to eat them all!"< br>
(End of this chapter)