Chapter 666 Lu Fengxian is here, who dares to bully my Yide? ! [Requesting Monthly Ticket]
In the garden of Wa Palace, Mu Guiying, who was tired from traveling, was sitting in the pavilion, grabbing cream ice cream with Li Fengyang.
A golden light suddenly flashed in the open space next to it, and a super huge school field appeared, which shocked the two of them.
Li Fengyang put down the spoon, took out the telescope in his bag and looked at the edge of the school ground, and asked doubtfully:
"What's going on? Are you planning to repair the airport?"
Mu Guiying gave the girl a sidelong glance:
“The airport of our Wa Palace is not on your body, so why bother building another one?”
Li Fengyang lowered his head and looked at himself With a shriveled figure, he said angrily:
"In a few years, I will show you what white rabbits are and what a perfect 36C is. By then, yours will be like a leak." It’s like a deflated balloon, drooping like a bag.”
“Oh, my beautiful girl will stay young forever”
While the two were bickering, Mu Guiying saw Lu Bu and thousands of cavalry suddenly appearing in the school grounds, and quickly said hello:
"Junior brother, what are you doing?"
"Zhang San'er was surrounded by hundreds of thousands of grassland people. I led the troops to rescue him."
Mu Guiying estimated the number of people:
"Just this few people?"
"Also, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, Dian Wei and others are all participating... Where is the master? It's my first time coming to the Wa Palace. I have to pay my respects to the master."
As soon as he finished speaking, the empress appeared in the garden, and Lu Bu hurriedly Before riding on the horse, he turned over and dismounted before reaching the garden gate, and made a beautiful kneel down:
"Disciple Lu Bu, pay your respects to the master!"
The empress said:
"Get up, it's our first cross-border war, don't smear it on my face."
"Master, don't worry, I promise to fight beautifully!"
Just as he was talking, there were five thousand more men and horses. It was the light cavalry led by Ma Chao. A handful of gorgeous wild flowers were inserted into the bag.
Ma Chao looked around and when he saw Lu Bu, he quickly came over and asked:
"Marquis Wen, where is this place?"
"My master's Wa Palace, Zhang Fei's side is surrounded, I'll take you to have a small group fight... Don't just stand around, come and pay homage to the ancestor of the human race."
Ma Chao quickly came over to kowtow and salute, and the empress waved her hand gently at him:
"You are a very smart little guy. I have just dispelled some bad luck in your life. In the future, you should think more carefully about things you do and don't be impulsive."
Ma Mengqi, who was usually energetic, was as honest as a quail now. He only kowtowed and saluted:
“I sincerely follow the teachings of the empress!”
Ma Chao As soon as he stood up, Huang Zhong, wearing a golden helmet and armor, appeared majestically, carrying a golden sword, leading 10,000 cavalry and 10,000 shield soldiers.
When he saw Lu Bu, Lao Huang asked about the situation. He kowtowed to the empress first, then asked his cavalry to arrange their weapons and put the arrow pots in convenient places. When they saw the grassland people, they fired a volley first.
Immediately afterwards, Dian Wei led the armored royal guard, Cheng Yu led the Spitfire Brigade, Gao Shun's trap camp, Pang De's trap camp 2, Xu Huang's Wancheng soldiers, and Zhang Liao led Bingzhou Langqi, Sun Ce's Jiangdong soldiers, Huangfu Song's Xiliang soldiers... all appeared in the Wa Palace.
Almost all the unique generals in the Three Kingdoms world came with their troops.
As a member of the Three Kingdoms world, Zhang Daoling tried his best to make his mother-in-law look good.
The last one to come was Yuwen Chengdu. He didn’t bring many people with him. He only had one artillery battalion from Cao Xing, but in a melee, the lethality was enough.
After everyone paid their respects to the empress, Zhang Daoling waved his hand, and a 3D sand table appeared on the school grounds, which was exactly the topography of Zhang Fei's location.
Lu Bu pulled Huangfu Song and said:
"Old General, I will leave it to you to command this battle. Make it look pretty. I am still waiting for Zhang San to burst into tears. Thank you for our life-saving grace."
Among the generals present, Huangfu Song was the oldest. He was not polite. After bowing, he immediately began to assign the direction and formation of the attack.
Watching this scene, Mu Guiying was so excited that she wanted to get her troops involved.
How can such a great thing to join in the fun be without my noble Majesty the Queen?
Lu Bu said:
“This is a matter of our Three Kingdoms world, senior sister, please don’t get involved.”
Li Fengyang didn’t even bother to eat the cream ice cream, look. Looking at this chaotic but murderous army, she immediately envisioned herself as a female commander:
“I hope Master can create some life-critical moments for my brother so that I can lead the army. Rescue.”
Just as Mu Guiying was about to say something sarcastic, the treasure money hanging around her neck suddenly grew wings, flew over the army, and began to release lucky points to everyone.
A little luck for one person is enough to survive this battle!
At the same time, Water Margin was talking about Yue Shijie. Zhang Fei noticed something was wrong and immediately ordered the army to gather into a sharp formation and quickly break out.
In order to prevent being stopped, he personally served as the arrowhead of the front arrow formation and led the army to charge forward.
But there were so many densely packed prairie soldiers around them that Zhang Fei's stabbing movements became mechanized.
If Yide had to put it aside, he would definitely continue to charge regardless, but now that he had a lifetime of memories and lessons learned, he was no longer the reckless Zhuozhou boy.
"The gods must know about this and will inform the eldest brother, second brother and husband. Don't be impatient. Just wait for help and wait until dark!"
Zhang Fei led his men. The soldiers rushed to a nearby hill, occupied favorable terrain, and formed a circular formation. Shield soldiers and spearmen guarded the outside, archers were responsible for shooting, and the wounded were bandaged inside.
Some soldiers also arranged the stones on the top of the mountain and simply arranged them in a circle.
The soldiers and horses from the grassland came in like a tide, surrounding the entire hill, making Zhang Fei feel like Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was trapped on the mountain in vain.
The surrounding grassland soldiers were also very excited. They were shirtless and kept shouting and laughing at the Han army on the mountain.
The men and horses on the mountain are already beef on the chopping block. There is no need to rush to attack, you can torture them slowly.
The soldiers on the mountain also knew this. They took out all the dry food on their bodies, unpacked their water bags, and took the time to replenish their physical strength in preparation for the next battle.
Zhang Fei inspected a circle and came to sit in the open space in the middle. He did not eat, but took off his helmet, took out the mobile phone in his arms, turned on the front camera, and recorded the video:< br>
“Brother, I really didn’t drink this time, and I didn’t beat or scold the soldiers. I strictly followed the marching rules. Several teams of scouts did not find the whereabouts of the enemy troops, but now they are all popping up, isn’t it? I was careless, but they were too unaware... If I didn’t go back, brother, don’t blame me;”
"Second brother, I'm going to die, and your burden will be heavier. Listen to your brother's words. If not, take down Shanxi first. Don't always think about taking a big bite. Be more steady. When you go to heaven and become a god, , don’t forget to make me a little fairy Dangdang, we brothers will still be together in the future;”
“Zilong, if I can’t go back this time, you come to Weizhou quickly and get the remaining soldiers first It’s easy to straighten your horses and go east from Yuzhou to Youzhou. After destroying the Liao Kingdom, remember to come to my grave and say that I personally cut the emperor of the Liao Dynasty into slices in the underworld and give him a sashimi.”
"Sir, I'm really sorry. I wanted to go to the Danube River and kidnap two romantic French girls for you. It seems that I'm going to break my promise. I hope you can help take care of my family and let them go." My eldest brother and second brother, don’t be so tired. It’s a pity that I don’t have the chance to go to the real world. Please take care of yourself!”
After explaining these, Zhang Fei finally started to explain his personal affairs:
“Daughter-in-law. Son, I promised to take care of you for the rest of my life, but I couldn't do it. But don't worry, even if I die, I will turn into a ghost and stay by your side. Although I can't take care of you, I can still protect you for the rest of my life. You You and Caihua are both fine. I am sorry for you. If there is a next life..."
With life and death uncertain at the moment, Zhang Fei was about to say more from his heart when he suddenly heard a sneer from above his head:
“You’ve already begun to care about your next life before your hair even grows. You’re such a bear, maybe you’ll have to take care of me in your next life. You're a black-haired pig, and I won't be able to save you when the time comes."
This voice made Zhang Fei tremble all over. He quickly raised his head and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Isn’t the warrior above his head wearing red armor and riding a red horse as majestic as a god, the Bingzhou Horse Monkey?
"I...I'm not dreaming, am I?"
Lu Bu landed on the red rabbit horse and laughed:
"It's definitely not a dream. In your dreams, didn't you like to hold my legs and call me father?"
This is so mean. The look made Zhang Fei sure that he was not dreaming. The big horse monkey really came from the world of the Three Kingdoms:
"I just came now. Your father and I were almost made dumplings by the prairie people... It's not that Can't the administrator cross the border? "What's going on with you?"
Lu Bu said proudly:
"It is true that the administrator cannot cross borders, but you were ambushed by the gods. Lao Zhang couldn't bear it, so he used his divine power to transfer our mobile troops from the Three Kingdoms through the Wa Palace, and transferred most of them... Are you still energetic? No more energy? Put on your helmet and fight out with me. What a cat and dog, you actually want to imitate the Xiongnu and play the siege of Baishan Mountain. It makes me laugh to death!"
After that, he took out a bottle of Coke from his trousers and threw it to Zhang! Fei picked up the walkie-talkie again and tuned to the public channel:
"Are you all in place? Remember, no prisoners will be taken in this battle. All participating grassland aliens will have their heads chopped off even if their heads are smashed. !"
After giving the order, the guy took out a small trumpet from his robe, stood on a big rock and shouted to Zhang Fei's men:
"I am Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms. , pick up the weapons in your hands, and I will take you out!”
Zhang Fei was so moved that he pretended to be confused, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his sleeves, and unscrewed the cap of the Coke bottle. Just as he was about to add some sugar, he was hit by the foam from the Coke bottle. The whole bottle of Coke instantly It became half a bottle.
Zhang Fei: "..."
This bad guy must have done it on purpose. But for the sake of traveling thousands of miles across time and space to come to the rescue, I won't argue with this guy. After all, tigers can't eat their own children, so you can't be too harsh on your own children.
At this time, the whole periphery of the grassland was filled with shouts of killing.
Zhang Fei drank the remaining half of the bottle of Coke, put on his helmet, got on his horse with the Zhangba snake spear, and led the cavalry to prepare for a counterattack against the surrounding aliens.
Lü Bu held Fang Tian's painted halberd and rushed down the mountain first:
"Lu Feng is here first, if you are afraid of death, get out of the way!"
Participated in the siege of Zhang this time The people who fly are basically famous Liao generals from the surrounding prefectures, and some even speak a word or two in Chinese.
For example, below Lu Bu, there was a fierce general about one foot tall. When he heard Lu Bu's words, he rushed over with the mace in his hand:
"Why don't the donkey go first and the horse go first? Die for me!"
However, he rushed over and before he even bothered to set up the mace, Lu Bu took advantage of the inertia of going down the mountain and took the lead in swinging the Fangtian Painted Halberd in his hand. .
The first time he killed someone in a world outside the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu originally planned to take his head cleanly and leave a souvenir for himself, but he thought that this would not be enough of a deterrent.
So he moved Fang Tian's painted halberd half a foot upward, from chopping the neck to chopping the head.
The twigs of Fang Tian's painted halberd sliced open the man's forehead horizontally like cutting tofu, his eyes and nose were separated, and white paste splashed everywhere.
After killing this man, Lu Bu continued his downward attack and chopped down six or seven Liao generals one after another.
On the periphery, the Han army attacked the center from eight directions. Cao Xing, who was usually reluctant to fire, started shooting today. The loud sound of the cannon scared many grassland aliens to the point where they lay on their backs. I dare not move on my back.
The purpose of coming this time was to rescue people, but after confirming that Zhang Fei was okay, Commander-in-Chief Huangfu Song immediately adjusted the combat mission from rescuing people to annihilating them.
Well, just defeating them is no longer enough to show everyone’s fighting power. Only by killing all these aliens can we show that I, a big man, will kill them even if they are far away.
The fighting between the soldiers on both sides was lively, and the battle between gods in the sky was also exciting.
Taibai Jinxing carried the three-foot Longquan Sword, pulled out the prairie water god hidden in the clouds, and beat him up.
And Zhang Daoling also imprisoned the remnants of Changshengtian with talismans. After the hundreds of thousands of alien soldiers and horses below are almost dead, he will destroy this remnant. From now on, in the world of Water Margin, there will be no Changshengtian. possible.
Zhang Fei came to the low-lying part of the hill and met Ma Chao, who was fighting with a barbarian general. He couldn't help but waved his snake spear, and stabbed the barbarian general from behind. He drank Sprite. It's also refreshing and refreshing.
Now that he has left the world of the Three Kingdoms, Ma Chao also has memories of Zhang Fei:
"Xiliang Ma Chao has met the three generals."
Zhang Fei waved his hand:
"Meng Qi is too polite, how are you doing now? Have you met the military advisor?"
Ma Chao nodded:
"Zhuge Military Advisor has recently become a I became the administrator and ran to my husband almost every day. I followed General Yuwen and became the commander of the cavalry. I am now attacking Yuan Shao in Jizhou."
When he heard this, Zhang Fei immediately said:
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"When you stabbed Yuan Shao, stab me too. The dog coin thing took away my second brother's ability to kill Hua Xiong. I will never forget him in my life!"
The two men who once fought at night under the Jiameng Pass People actually chatted and laughed.
After the greetings, Ma Chao led his men to divide and surround the surrounding grassland soldiers. Zhang Fei continued to weave in, and this time he met Huang Zhong:
"General Han Sheng, I didn't expect you when you were young. So handsome."
Huang Zhong chopped off the head of a grassland general and said with a smile:
"I didn't expect you to be so dark when you were young. Are you still used to it here? It's a pity that I don't have time to visit the emperor and General Yun Chang. Please ask Yide to say hello for me."
"It's easy to talk... ...I heard that Lu Bu accepted Xu'er as his disciple?"
Huang Zhong nodded:
"He has saved Xu'er because of our family's superiority."< br>
While cleaning up the soldiers, Zhang Fei said secretly:
"That guy can't give birth to a son, so he loves his children so much. You have to be careful and be careful of your Xu'er being abducted."
Huang Zhong asked:
" Why is Yide so familiar with Marquis Wen?”
Zhang Fei smiled mischievously:
“There is no better son than a father. As a father, I know the character of my son very well. ”
Huang Zhong: "..."
If your behavior is heard by those scholar-bureaucrats, you will definitely be impeached.
Zhang Fei continued to fight forward, and this time he encountered Pang De.
As soon as they met, he shouted:
"Educate your son well from now on. If it doesn't work, ask a master. Don't let your child's nature become distorted from a young age."
Pound looked like he had been taught something, and said with his hands raised:
“I will follow General Yide’s teachings!”
“Damn it, you said that, I can’t speak. You shouldn’t follow me. Are you right?"
Pound is self-aware of his eloquence:
"I am no match for General Yide. Perhaps only Marquis Wen and Song Xian can compete with the general. War.”
Zhang Fei had learned Lu Bu's eloquence, but he was still a little unfamiliar with who Song Xian was:
"Who is Song Xian?"
"Wen Hou's subordinates have been scolding and fighting since their debut. He has never lost, and countless generals have died at his mouth, including famous generals such as Gao Lan and Gao Gan."
Zhang Fei became interested upon hearing this:
"He. Are you here this time?”
"Not here. When General Yuwen assigned the task, he felt that the function overlapped with yours, so he asked Song Xian to stay at the camp."
Soon, Zhang Fei met Yuwen Chengdu.
Seeing the phoenix-wing boring machine, Zhang Fei recognized it:
“Did Zhao Dahu make this weapon for you?”
“Yes, Dahu Brother Tiger talked about you a lot and taught you a lot of techniques for chasing girls. Last time I heard that you were single, he drank several drinks happily and said that you were out of the business.”
Zhang Fei shook the blood on the tassel of the snake spear and said with a smile:
"I originally wanted to use the credit of this battle to exchange it with my husband for a chance to go to the real world, but I messed up. Let’s talk about it next time.”
Yuwen Chengdu said with relief:
“It’s the prairie gods who caused the trouble this time. It’s not your fault. Please don’t blame yourself, General Yide...Brother Erlang wants to If General Yide is interested in holding a wedding on New Year's Day, he can write an application in advance. Seeing your sincerity, he will definitely agree."
Zhang Fei's eyes lit up:
"Really? Then let me give it a try. It would be great if I could bring my family with me. I can take my wife with me to the real world to open her eyes."
Then, Zhang Fei followed Sun Ce, Xu Huang, Zhang Liao, Cheng Yu and others. They met one by one and exchanged greetings while killing people. He also said that if there was something going on in the Three Kingdoms in the future, he would also bring people to help him.
After a round of fighting, many grassland aliens knelt down and begged for mercy, but everyone was unmoved and continued to kill them as they should.
Zhang Fei found Huangfu Song and asked him for advice:
"I heard that the old general flew around in the sky. How did it feel?"
Huangfu Song Fuxu said:
"Although China has a vast territory, it has a large population. The food crisis has lasted for almost five thousand years, and it is necessary to further expand the territory... If Yide is willing, after pacifying the Northeast, he can go to Go west and experience the exotic customs!"
Zhang Fei laughed:
"Don't worry, I will kidnap a few foreign girls to warm up the old general. I hope the old general will not be polite. "
Huangfu Song: "..."
You don't have serious words in your mouth, do you?
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The last day for double monthly tickets, brothers, please give me monthly tickets!
(End of this chapter)