Chapter 670: Folk girl Yunxiao, greeting sir! [Asking for monthly tickets]
Yunxiao came to the Wa Palace and met Nuwa Empress:
“Mother-in-law, I just received a revelation from heaven, asking me to prepare myself to be an administrator in the real world. Prepare..."
When the empress heard this, she was immediately overjoyed:
"I didn't expect that my good son would get enough of Brother Dao's upgraded world rules so quickly. Last time Tongtong and Brother Dao Communicate, the chance of you becoming an administrator is not high. I will now ask for the treasure money to increase your chance of going to the real world. In addition, you can pray to Dundun more to increase your luck.”
Yunxiao agreed and prayed to Dundun seriously.
Although he had already learned about the real world through videos, pictures, texts, etc., when he really wanted to go to that world, Yun Xiao felt a little panicked for no reason.
When you get there, all divine power will disappear, and even if you have the ability to reach the sky, you can only be a mortal.
For a creature that has existed for more than a billion years, it is somewhat uncomfortable to have no divine power, but she is somewhat yearning for the thought of meeting Li Yu, whom she has never met before.
Guiying praises her husband like a flower all day long, and doesn’t know what it will be like when they meet.
Just as she was thinking about it, the empress dragged Mu Guiying to the Wa Palace.
As soon as this girl came over, she shouted:
"I am driving, who is responsible if there is a car accident? If my majestic female emperor of the human race is in a car accident, someone should complain about it The female driver is..."
After saying that, she opened her arms and hugged Yunxiao and said:
"Sister Yunxiao, I will arrive in Yuzhou City soon, and then I will build you a world-famous city. I only have the temple of the Goddess of the Clouds, and let the people worship you.”
The empress said with a speechless face:
"You are married and you are still acting like a child. Take the money from the treasure and give it to Yunxiao. She is going to be an administrator in the real world. In order to prevent accidents, she needs to use Luobao money protects the body."
When Mu Guiying heard this, her pretty face was full of surprise:
"Really? Sister Yunxiao, can you come to the real world?"
Yunxiao nodded:
"I have just received the revelation of heaven, but how to start is still unclear."
Mu Guiying quickly picked off the fallen treasure money and hung it directly on the white swan-like neck of Yunxiao.
Luobao Qian seemed to be alive. First he rubbed his eyes with his little wings, then he flapped his two little wings and started to fly around the sky.
Mu Guiying said:
"I have to go and tell my husband to prepare your room."
201 is Diao Chan's room, 202 is Mu Guiying's room, 203 is the study room, and 204 is the room shared by Liu Xie and Li Shimin's friends.
Now that there is Yunxiao, room 205 may have to be permanently canceled from the booking software!
Thinking that Yunxiao is Li Yu’s fourth wife, Mu Guiying couldn’t help but clear her throat:
“Sister Yunxiao, although you are older than me, I am the third wife of our family. You, the fourth lady, must listen to me. When I ask you to beat your husband, you can’t just watch.”
Yunxiao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Am I going to be an administrator, or am I going to be your thug?
But I think that my husband does need a little spanking, and it would be nice to vent his anger when he gets the chance. But I don’t know whether he has been spanked, and how to comfort him if he cries...
In the real world, Brother Dao fell into a deep sleep, and Li Yu quietly left the study and went to the kitchen to cook.
While browsing short videos before going to bed last night, Professor Zhou was so greedy when he saw potato shredded cakes that he kept saying that Li Yu had led her into trouble and asked Li to take responsibility.
Should I say it or not, Li Yu has always been very strong in maintaining his humanity... In front of him, the saint who quickly transformed into a nagging old mother; The female top student turned into a greedy girl.
Anyway, as long as you are next to Li Fuyu, you will be grounded in all aspects.
Shred potatoes and carrots. In order to enrich the taste, Li Yu cut another pure meat sausage and some sausage dices.
After all the ingredients are cut, put these ingredients into a basin, add salt and five-spice powder, a handful of flour and dry starch, and stir evenly.
Four can shape the shredded potatoes, and starch can make the fried potato shreds crispier.
When ready, set up a pan, heat it up, spread the shredded potatoes on it, and start frying until both sides are golden brown, then you can take it out of the pan.
The prepared potato shredded pancakes are crispy and delicious. If you like spicy food, you can add some spicy powder or barbecue powder to make it taste more unique.
While doing this, Li Yu cut the old tofu he bought and made a pot of tofu soup.
When the tofu soup comes out of the pot, crush the cooked peanuts and sprinkle them on top to increase the aroma and texture of the tofu soup.
By the time Zhou Ruotong gets off work, dinner will be ready.
Li Yu took a piece of pure meat sausage with fried crispy skin and let Professor Zhou take a bite:
"Today's dinner is all snacks. If you don't like it, I can cook noodles for you for free."
Zhou Ruotong is a rare arrogant person:
"If I don't like it, just tell me that you can You're not careful enough...have you told Brother Dao the rules?"
"I said it and fell asleep as soon as I finished saying it. I guess I will go to Longqishan to show off to Dundun again tomorrow."< br>
Zhou Ruotong took the fried sausage from Li Yu and said while eating:
"Delete room 205 from the system later. Replace all the sheets and quilts with new ones. I'll prepare a few more sets of clothes. Yunxiao is about the same height as me, so just wear my clothes first."
Li Yu: "..."
Should I change the topic at this time?
But he suddenly changed the subject, and seemed a little guilty, hoping that Baobao Tong... just as he was thinking, he felt a pain in his waist, and Professor Zhou pinched his waist hard:
"Let's eat. If it doesn't taste good, you can sleep on the sofa tonight!"
Li Yu held Zhou Ruotong's hand and said:
"My parents asked us to take time to get the certificates. Do we need to make an appointment at the Civil Affairs Bureau in the capital?"
"You don't have to worry about it. Let’s go back when we’re not busy one day, just in time to buy some furniture for our new house. Then we can go to the capital and live in our own home.”
Zhou Ruotong’s house costs more than 180 yuan. It has a flat-floor layout of 1 square meter and is located near the East Third Ring Road. Although it is not as good as the Zhou Family Courtyard, it is relatively close to Sanlitun and other places where young people live, making it convenient for shopping.
The two came to the restaurant. As soon as Li Yu brought out the food and set it up, Li Shimin came to eat:
"Hey, what a coincidence. I was planning to give Mr. some potatoes from Fengming Village to try, but I didn't expect that Mr. would also eat dishes made from potatoes today."
Li Yu ordered:
< br>"Wash your hands and serve the soup. I'll prepare a few dry dishes for dipping."
Potato shredded pancakes are crispy and delicious, but you will get tired of them if you eat too much, so you need to prepare several dipping sauces, such as salt and pepper, zucchini Natural, spicy, etc. can not only enrich the taste, but also make the potato shredded pancakes taste more delicious.
Li Shimin served the tofu soup, added some old vinegar to his bowl as a habit, then picked up a piece of potato shredded cake and said while eating:
"Mr. Pharmacist proposed that my father-in-law should be the prefect of Taiyuan County and be responsible for all government affairs. Old General Han Qinhu would be stationed in Shangai County and replace Qin's second brother. Qiu Rui would be in charge of Jinyang City. Mr. Pharmacist would be stationed in Jiexiu County... Qin Er After my brother came back, he went to Shuozhou with Yuchi Gong, captured the entire Shuozhou Basin, and established a defense line at nearby passes to resist the grassland aliens. "
In the original work, Yuchi Gong's wife and children were sent south. The grassland people had robbed them. Now not only Yuchi Gong’s family must be saved, but the entire people of Shuozhou must be saved.
When Shuozhou is captured, the world-famous open-pit coal mine can be dug out.
With coal, a revolution in fuel can be carried out. The middle and upper reaches of the Yellow River, where water and soil have been severely eroded, will finally no longer become deserted.
Li Yu ate the crispy potato shredded cake and said:
"By taking Shuozhou, we can attack the grassland all the way north, and then follow the line of Daizhou and Yuzhou to connect with Luo Yi who is guarding Beiping Prefecture... Coupled with the location of Shangai County, Hebei will attack from both sides. , we can capture Hebei in advance."
Li Shimin praised:
"Sir, you have such a good vision. This is what we planned... This time, the second brother Qin will attack Shuozhou. Commander, Luo, who had just arrived in Shangai County, became the vanguard. The brothers Wu Yunzhao and Wu Tianxi took over several counties in the Luliang Mountains, and first captured all the areas east of the Yellow River. "
Although the imperial court has not yet attacked. , but we still need to expand when we should. Otherwise, in a war, a group of famous generals will have to draw lots to compete for military glory. Who can bear this?
In addition to the Luliang Mountains next to Taiyuan, the Shangdang area in the southeast of Taiyuan County must also be obtained. In this way, the entire Taihang Mountains can be included in the bag, not only Hebei can be attacked, but even the Central Plains region can be attacked threatened.
When the time comes, send a group of soldiers to the Yellow River secretly, build a pontoon bridge to cross the Yellow River, and reach Luoyang without anyone noticing, and quietly capture the capital. If Yang Guang has not left the customs by then, he will stay in the customs and not come out. If he has already left the customs and went to Yangzhou, then he will never want to go home again in his life.
Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Are you still used to living in Jinyang?"
Li Shimin nodded:
"I'm used to it. Two old generals, Han Qinhu and Qiu Rui, worked together as matchmakers to hire me on my behalf to marry the eldest grandson family of Qin and Jin Dynasties. Unfortunately, they spent a long time and found the auspicious day at the end of the year. My sister Wu Gu and I were still It will take more than two months to get engaged.”
It stands to reason that Li Shimin’s engagement requires Li Yuan’s participation, but both the real world and the book world ignore this point.
Of course, Li Shimin still had an elder present, and that was Empress Houtu.
Li Shimin in Journey to the West made people pay homage to Empress Houtu and offset taxes with prayers, allowing Empress Houtu to accumulate a lot of faith in a short period of time.
Now that Li Shimin in the Sui and Tang Dynasties was engaged, Empress Houtu would naturally come forward in person to help her good grandson make the engagement.
Li Shimin took a sip of the tofu soup and thought the crushed peanuts in it were a bit eye-catching:
"Sir, can you teach me how to make it? Yesterday, my father-in-law was worried that my sister Wugu would starve with me. I will give it to him when I get back. Make this tofu soup and let him experience the cooking skills of my God Khan!"
Li Yu briefly explained the method, and then reminded:
"Let your father-in-law learn more! Modern knowledge should not be limited to past experience... The most important thing is to treat the common people as human beings, rather than consumables and slaves in the traditional eyes of aristocratic families."
"My father-in-law has started to read the anthology, and he often reads it. I asked Mr. Pharmacist for advice through the intercom channel. He felt that these ideas were very advanced. He even stayed up late studying these days and didn't even bother to eat. ”
That is a dragon-slaying technique condensed from five thousand years of history. Once you learn it, everything in the world can be easily solved.
Li Shimin asked for advice:
"Sir, did the prototype of our Chinese democracy only exist during the Republic of China? After reading too much history, I always feel that we are one step ahead of others."
Li Yu doesn’t know much about this issue, but Zhou Ruotong knows better:
“The prototype of Chinese democracy is very early, such as the sentence [If the people can, let them do it; if they can’t, let them do it] "Zhizhi" is talking about the bud of democracy: a policy can only be implemented if the people agree with it. If they don't agree, explain the necessity of this matter clearly and let the people know... Unfortunately, later on, Confucianism was only respected, and this sentence was It was changed to "The people can make it happen, but they can't make it known", which suddenly became the core idea of blocking people's wisdom."
A simple sentence break can completely change the meaning of a sentence. This is the embodiment of ancient educational monopoly.
Without a teacher, you don’t know how to segment sentences, you don’t understand sentence segmentation, and even if you can read, you can’t figure out the specific meaning. If you want to know, you have to become a disciple, you have to offer your loyalty, and then you become a member of the monopoly class. elements.
So, the invention of punctuation marks is a great progress in the education field. As long as everyone masters the basic knowledge, they can study books on their own, and no longer need to follow others to read word for word.
Li Shimin silently wrote it down and planned to implement punctuation marks and carry out compulsory education throughout Taiyuan starting next year. Regardless of common people or aristocratic families, everyone would go to school and study together.
While eating, Mu Guiying came to the restaurant shaking her head and rubbed Zhou Ruotong's shoulders with a smile:
"Sister Zhou, Sister Yunxiao has just received a revelation from the Master of Heaven. She may come to the real world to be an administrator."
Zhou Ruotong said:
"I have already guessed it, and I plan to Make room 205 available for Yun Xiao to live in."
Hearing this, Li Shimin quickly raised his hand and said:
"Give room 204 to the fourth master's wife. From now on, my brother Liang and I will stay. And Brother Fei lives in the warehouse. If you want to play games at night, you won’t disturb everyone. You can even get together to have a drink..."
As soon as he said this, Mu Guiying blew his mind:
“If you don’t learn well at a young age, it’s okay to have some snacks at night, but if you drink, you will be hung on the flagpole to wake up. Bar...both of your grandmothers hate drinking."
Li Shimin quickly said:
"We just drink some fruity beer, Hans Cabin and Kvass. Yes, don’t drink alcoholic drinks, it’s not good for the brain.”
Li Yu served Mu Guiying a large bowl of tofu soup and went to the kitchen to cut some braised pork.
Zhou Ruotong took a sip of tofu soup and said:
"Shimin will vacate room 204 later. Before Yunxiao comes, that room needs to be tidied up again."
Eat up After drinking enough, Li Shimin got busy. Just as Zhuge Liang came to pay his respects, he captured the young man.
The two little friends folded all the clothes in the wardrobe and moved them to the electric tricycle downstairs. Then they drove the tricycle to the warehouse and put them in the wardrobe of the tin house.
Zhuge Liang opened the cabinet and saw the books and sketches that Yang Xiu had put away, and was going to pack them up and take them back.
There were several bags of potato chips and millet crisps in the closet. Before Zhuge Liang could get them, Li Shimin snatched them away. In the name of academic exchange, they took them to the Sui and Tang Dynasties and gave them to his grandson Wugu.
After the room was cleared, Li Yu began to clean the bathroom and clean all bathroom facilities.
Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying carried the mattress downstairs and replaced it with a newly purchased zero-pressure mattress, as well as pure cotton sheets and quilts. The pillows were also made of space cotton, highlighting their softness and comfort.
Mu Guiying also took down the cartoons posted by Li Shimin and Liu Xie and replaced them with beautiful frames, and even the curtains were replaced with a fresh style.
In addition, a brand new computer desk and computer chair are also prepared in the room. Li Yu plans to assemble another computer tomorrow. Later, he can connect to the LAN in the study and play games together.
After cleaning up, the three of them sat on the newly made bed. Li Yu took off the cleaning gloves on his hands and asked:
"Do you want to apply for household registration for Yunxiao?"
Zhou Ruotong said:
"Get one. With an ID card, she can go to the capital to pay homage to great men, and she can also walk around and feel the true meaning of the word people."
I don’t know what to wait. After the way of heaven is replaced by Brother Dao, can Yunxiao become a saint?
If necessary, you can arrange for this beautiful woman to walk the Long March again. By the time the journey is over, all the things you can't figure out will basically be figured out.
When the three of them were chatting in room 204, in the iron room of the warehouse, Li Shimin was wearing torn socks, lying on the bed with his legs crossed, and said to Zhuge Liang who was sorting books beside him:
"Liang Brother, do you want to have a household registration in the real world? If you want, tell the master’s wife as soon as possible, and the master’s wife will arrange an identity here for you, but the disadvantage is that you have to stay here all the time.”
Zhuge Liang put the books in place, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:
"No need for it for the time being. I'll bother my wife when I need it in the future. Brother Shimin, do you want to settle in the real world?"
"I am destined to be the emperor, how can I enjoy it here all the time... The fourth wife is coming, and we have more and more elders, and the New Year's money will be richer!"
The real world last year During the Spring Festival, only Yue Fei's little friend was here. This year's Spring Festival has a few more friends, so it should be more lively... Li Shimin is now looking forward to the New Year's Eve dinner.
The next day, Li Yu got up and went to the study to take a look. Brother Dao had disappeared.
The upgrade time was so short, which made him a little uneasy, but he still called Lin Xu and asked Dundun to help take care of it and try to increase the probability of Yunxiao coming to the real world.
He and Zhou Ruotong returned from running and went to the backyard to feed the horses.
Zhou Ruotong saw that the horse's feed had bottomed out, and was going to carry a bag with Li Yu... The weather has turned cold recently, and the horse's food intake has increased. It's time to put on autumn fat.
The two came to the warehouse, and as soon as they opened the door, they saw a tall and beautiful woman wearing a white waist-length skirt standing inside.
She was about twenty-five or six years old. There was a bit of confusion on her delicate face. She was calculating something with her fingers. But the more she calculated, the more solemn her expression became.
Hearing the sound of the warehouse door, she subconsciously made a sword move and took a defensive posture.
But after seeing Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong clearly, she quickly put away her gestures and bowed Yingying:
"Daughter Yunxiao, hello to your husband, hello to your sister!"
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(End of this chapter)