Chapter 17 I use Fujianese Cantonese to travel around the world and rush to the streets


Chapter 17 I use Fujianese Cantonese to travel around the world and rush into the streets

Many times, people cannot control their emotions.

This lack of control has nothing to do with willpower.

Human beings' own different hormone secretions will affect the ups and downs of mood. In extreme cases, they may even make decisions on behalf of your brain.

For example, if you take too many drugs, strong stimulation will make people enter an unconscious state.

Or if you exercise too much, physical fatigue will affect people's desires.

Wait.

Lisa fell into a strange mood now.

I thought I met an interesting homeless man, and after the cooperation ended, we had a meal together.

Just eating, nothing more.

But Cheng Daqi pulled her hard and completely messed up her mood.

Eat?

She is looking at the dishes on the table now and just wants revenge.

Already AA, she wants to eat more than a grown-up girl!

According to the theory of emotional peaks in male-female interactions, Lisa has now entered the 'top' state.

If Cheng Daqi has been in contact with her for long enough.

In the future, she will definitely forget the unpleasantness she had with Cheng Daqi today, and will only remember eating a lot of delicious Chinese food, and the process was also very interesting.

In other words, people will forget the specific details in their memory, leaving only the emotions.

Strong emotions are enough. Whether they are good or bad can be controlled later.

This logic is extremely counter-intuitive.

Let’s take the relationship between Cheng Daqi and Lisa as an example.

The core factor behind it is whether Cheng Daqi will bring enough positive emotions to Lisa in his future dealings with her.

As long as there are enough positive emotions, the unpleasantness of the first meeting will become an interesting thing in memories.

This set of logic of getting along is essentially a deformation of strengthening the first impression.

No matter what method you use, you must leave a first impression and an extraordinary first impression (it is extremely easy to use in relationships between men and women, and it is effective in personal testing, but do not break the law when using it).

"Cough! Cough cough. F**K, what is this?"

The throat felt like an explosion, and the spicy smell of authentic Sichuan food surged in the nasal cavity, irritating Lisa's nasal mucosa.

This blond girl, who was trying Sichuan cuisine for the first time, was so spicy that her nose ran out.

What made her so angry was that Cheng Daqi was not only indifferent to her predicament, he took out his phone and started taking pictures.

Damn auto mechanic!

Lisa was numb.

What kind of rare Sigma man is this?

Two hours of security for one thousand yuan, and you can bring yourself to eat something so spicy that your face will be distorted.

Not only is he smiling ungentlemanly, but he even takes a photo of his ugly appearance.

Cheng Daqi really refreshed her stereotype of Asians.

Polite?

Whoever tells me that Asians are polite again, I will stab them to death with my high heels!

Lisa was in pain from the spicy taste, tears welling up in her eyes, and she stared at Cheng Daqi with fire in her eyes.

“Come on, come on, have a sip of tea to moisten your throat.”

Cheng Daqi refilled Lisa’s cup of tea with a smile.

On the second day of the American Tramp Hell, I made the blonde stare lovingly with tears in my eyes.

Yeah, nothing wrong.

"You ate too fast, eat slowly, don't be in such a hurry."

Hearing Cheng Daqi's consolation of taking it easy, Lisa was secretly annoyed.

It’s so spicy that it’s impossible to eat half of it.

One day, I was cheated twice by the man in front of me. It was so annoying!

“Is this how your Chinese food tastes? It’s so spicy, how can it be delicious?”

The female supervisor of OC Perfume started to find fault.

She wanted Cheng Daqi to admit that choosing the meal was a mistake.

Putting out his fork, Cheng Daqi pointed at the dishes on the table and answered.

"Many people regard chili as a seasoning, but chili brings a sense of pain. The pain makes our body mistakenly think that we are 'injured', thus secreting endorphins, giving us the ultimate dining experience."< br>
"You ate too fast. Like me, just take your time."

Lisa doubtfully picked up another piece of boiled beef and put it into her mouth awkwardly. . The rich spiciness and multi-layered aroma ferment in the taste buds.

Not only did she not choke on the spicy taste this time, she even experienced the feeling of 'endorphin' secretion.

"Oh, okay, I admit it's really good."

"You can try other cuisines next time. Sichuan cuisine is just a small category of Chinese food."

"What do you mean, what is Sichuan cuisine?" ?”

“Sichuan cuisine is equivalent to American California cuisine, and there are many local cuisines in China that are as famous as Sichuan cuisine, such as Shandong cuisine, Huaiyang cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, etc.”

“Perhaps. I'll give it a try, I can't get enough of French food and pizza."

The two of them ended their lunch chatting with each other.

Lisa accompanied Cheng Daqi to the bank to collect her reward.

Looking at Tesla going away, Cheng Daqi touched the knife in his pocket and felt reassured.

Although a thousand dollars can't really change his plight, it's always easier to have money in your pocket.

When you have nothing, a penny can really overwhelm a person.

As for Lisa, his relationship with the girl was, at best, an interesting partnership.

They just met, and they won’t have much interaction until they get legal status.

However, as a local of San Luodu, Lisa can have more contacts in the future, which can be regarded as a personal connection.

After sorting out the chaotic thoughts, Cheng Daqi decided to first find a Chinese immigration consulting agency to understand the issue of illegal immigration status.

Now he can’t rent a house, get a work card, or work, and it’s inconvenient to do anything.

Systematic identity recognition can only change other people's perception of his identity, but cannot help him change his true identity as a homeless person.

For example, the system can allow others to regard him as Irish, but it cannot directly change his identity to Irish.

So Cheng Daqi still has to fight for his legal identity.

As a long-established gathering place for Chinese immigrants, there are many Chinese travel agencies and immigration consulting companies in Fatty Ding Square.

These companies also generally have signs recruiting workers, and there is a Chinese label saying 'We are hiring even if you don't have a passport or identity'.

They are regarded as human brokers in Fatty Ding Square, and they work part-time to introduce illegal workers for Chinese illegal immigrants.

Cheng Daqi found an agency with the sign "Li Haiping Immigration Consulting" and walked in.

A little bit of trivia: in many subdivided service industries, stores directly named after their bosses are often more reliable.

Of course, this is just a general conclusion based on big data and is not applicable to specific special cases. After all, there are always exceptions.

“Hello, I would like to do some consultation. Is it convenient now?”

There was a teenage girl at the front desk. When Cheng Daqi walked in, she was entangled with enemies in the canyon.

"Ah? Do you want consultation? Dad! Someone is here to consult you!"

Hearing Cheng Daqi's Chinese language, the young summoner did not even raise his head and directly used the summoning technique.

Looking at her record, Dragon Turtle was in the top lane, 0/11/2, and Cheng Daqi smiled dumbly.

Any reader can crush her with his feet.

"Hello, welcome, sit here, let's sit down and chat."

A bald, middle-aged Chinese man wearing glasses walked down from the second floor and led Cheng Daqi to take a seat.

"My surname is Li, what issue would you like to know about?"

The middle-aged man was making tea and getting into work skillfully.

“I’m not a distinguished guest. Li Sheng told me Xiao Cheng is good. Are you from Wanwan?”

Being an unfamiliar country in the United States, a successful person must first determine the origin of his boss.

Pan Dao is necessary everywhere.

And the accent he uses is Cantonese with a Minnan flavor, which ensures that no matter where Li Haiping comes from, he can easily cope with it.

Chinese American bosses come from all over the world, but people from Fujian, Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Guangdong and Guangxi account for a large proportion.

Fujian Cantonese, the best choice for traveling in the Chinese-American community.

Cheng Daqi has worked hard in Ludao for so many years, and this accent can be easily simulated.

“Haha, although this place is called Little Taipei, there have been so many people from the mainland in recent years that most people from Taiwan have moved away. I am from Bengbu, Anhui, and have been in the United States for more than ten years.”

Looking at the young man in front of him with slight surprise, Li Haiping answered with a smile.

Cheng Daqi was dressed in sportswear. At first glance, he thought he had met a stupid young man.

When Cheng Daqi asked, he knew that this person was not easy to fool.

Cantonese, which has a bit of a Fujian flavor, refers to people and students. It’s hard to judge the ingredients.

Minnan: a small Chinese language, originated in Quanzhou, Fujian. In addition to southern Fujian and Taiwan, the main distribution areas are also widely distributed in northeastern Fujian, southeastern Zhejiang, and Chaoshan areas of Guangdong.

 

 

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