Chapter 74 Wake up, why are you fainted!
“He is your friend?”
Lil looked at Cheng Daqi in confusion and picked up Korno.
"Let go, you are a three."
Corno's little mouth is not very clean.
After all, no one would be calm if they were attacked by a sneak attack, but his subsequent words stopped abruptly when he saw Lille's pecs.
Squeezing out a ferocious smile that he thought was friendly, Lille stared at the small black potato in his hand with interest.
“Say, keep talking, I like your mouth very much.”
Lil also thrust out his hips in a playful manner.
He was looking forward to Korno continuing to commit suicide.
Kornow, already considered a 'little potato', is just stupid, not retarded.
He knew he was in big trouble.
A man who was two meters tall, weighed at least 300 kilograms, was full of muscles, and had a ferocious face. He stuck out his hips and said, ‘I like your mouth. ’
This is much scarier than American Horror Stories.
"Sir, I'm Chan, help me, we are friends, yes, we are good homies!"
For his own innocence, Korno hurriedly asked Cheng Daqi for help.
Lil is not a temperless person. He shook the 'little potato' in his hand and said to Cheng Daqi.
"Chan, we are also friends, but your friend offended me, what do you think I should do?"
Headache.
Cheng Daqi only felt a headache.
Korno was the plan B he prepared for his MCN company. He had already felt the sincerity of this fat black man from more than a hundred messages.
It is not easy to find another black man who is so 'simple' and 'sincere'.
Lir is not his subordinate, he is employed by Eris, and he cannot directly order him.
Looking at Korno with resentment, Cheng Daqi shook his head, went up and opened Lille's hand.
“Lille, I’ll treat you to a drink some other time, don’t waste time with a fool, I will scold him severely.”
After hearing that he was called a fool, Korno wanted to continue to have fun.
But Lille's huge pectoralis major muscles were still pressed tightly against his face, and the fat black man finally gave up.
He is really afraid.
"Okay, if this nigger gives you trouble again, call me directly."
Putting Korno heavily on the shoulder, Lille said goodbye to Cheng Daqi .
When leaving, the strong man even made a wiping gesture to Korno.
Cheng Daqi said helplessly as he bid farewell to his new fierce boyfriend.
“Corno, I don’t understand why you act like crazy when you see me.
As long as you are normal, Lille will not misunderstand you.
And , Aren’t the words you said just looking for death? Do you know what he does?
If I hadn't been here today, you would have been filled with cement to fill the sea in a while! "
Corno hadn't woken up from the fear just now. He was confused by Cheng Daqi's series of questions.
After thinking for a long time, the fat black man replied .
“I want to learn Kung Fu, I want to learn Chinese Kung Fu! ”
What boy doesn’t have a kung fu dream?
After experiencing such a big shock, Korno still did not forget the purpose of finding a great weapon.
Judging from his behavior, it can be said that he has never forgotten his original intention!
“Hey, okay, I can teach you Chinese Kung Fu.”
Cheng Daqi’s arrangement for PlanB is to let Korno live.
This black man’s brain is obviously a perfect match, an abstract match.
A standard natural abstract holy body.
He is a genius who firmly believes that Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan can have a child together.
This kind of talent is perfect for the Internet.
Even if he doesn't become a big success, Korno can still become the darling of the Internet with his profound knowledge and strength (there are similar ones in the United States, which are stupid bloggers, which is quite interesting hahaha).
“Did you really agree?”
"What else?"
"I watch Chinese movies. To learn kung fu, you have to learn from a master. Don't you have to kowtow to a master?" "Are you sure you want to kowtow?"
"Of course, it is said in the movie that only those who kowtow can learn real kung fu! I want to learn real kung fu from you!"
"Okay, wait a minute, let me turn on the camera."
America's multiculturalism determines that this land of freedom has unlimited possibilities.
Anything you can think of or imagine can appear here.
So, in the afternoon in San Roto, the homeless people on Red Street enjoyed the wonders born of human diversity and American multiculturalism.
A black man kneels firmly and religiously.
The target of his kneeling was actually an Asian. This black man kowtowed three times to a yellow-skinned Asian!
"Bang!"
"Stop!"
"Bang!!"
"You stop!!"
"Bang!!!" ”
"Wake up, why are you fainting!!!! F**K!!!"
When Korno woke up, he saw Cheng Daqi's panting and worried face.
Seeing that the ‘master’ he had just recognized cared so much about him, Korno felt that his three clicks were not in vain.
Cheng Daqi’s expression is not one of worry, he is pure and innocent!
Just now, just a second before Korno woke up, he almost gave Korno artificial respiration!
Thinking that the first kiss of his life was almost deceived by Korno, Cheng Daqi couldn't help but feel evil.
He wished he could go to Pin Xixi to buy a Sunflower Book and teach Kornuo how to self-defeat.
"Why are you kowtowing so hard."
A dozen homeless people have surrounded the two of them, pointing and poking their heads.
It’s not that they like to watch the excitement, but it’s actually a big job organized by Korno today. In Red Street, a place where talented people gather together, it can be considered a groundbreaking!
Not caring about being watched, Cheng Daqi just wanted to ask the questions in his heart.
"Servo, I saw a movie saying that the louder you kowtow, the more you can learn real kung fu."
His sincerity is as deafening as the sound of his kowtow.
Cheng Daqi considers himself a sincere person.
So, for the first time, he looked carefully at the idiot lying on the ground.
There was a wound on Korno's head, and there was faint traces of blood oozing from the wound.
This is blood produced by damaged cell tissue and broken capillaries after human tissue is squeezed.
Fortunately, there are no big blood vessels in the forehead, so the blood shed by Korno was not too much.
As for whether such mechanical damage will affect Korno's brain and then damage Korno's intelligence, Cheng Daqi feels there is no need to worry.
It has hit rock bottom, and no matter how it affects it, it won’t get any worse.
The black man who sincerely studied Kung Fu looked at Cheng Daqi expectantly, but Cheng Daqi did not answer him directly.
Seeing his master staring at his forehead, Korno smiled.
"I'm fine at all. It's normal to kowtow and bleed, even the actors in the movie bleed."
Idiot, that's special effects, that's prop blood!
Cheng Daqi stood up and stretched out his hand to signal Korno to get up.
"What's your full name?"
"Corno Dick"
"Your last name is Dick?"
"My father's last name is this, and we all I don’t like this last name, but it’s my last name.”
“Okay.”
This is also very reasonable, after all, it is a born abstract holy body.
The surname is Dick, God chases and feeds me, right?
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(End of this chapter)