Chapter 154: In human affairs, those who hate monks often hate their cassocks
Corno actually has baggage in his heart.
He did not doubt that what Cheng Daqi taught him was real kung fu - his brain did not allow him to have such thinking ability.
Chan is undoubtedly a smart, kind and sincere person.
Not only did he forgive his offense, he also accepted him as his disciple and even started a business with him.
Korno didn't quite understand what entrepreneurship was. He thought it was similar to establishing a gang.
But he respects Cheng Daqi very much, including respecting the ‘martial arts’ Cheng Daqi taught him.
So, he was worried that he could not do well, and he felt pressure in his heart.
However, when the BGM of "The Times Calls" sounded, Korno immediately started to move.
Kung Fu Boy gave up thinking and chose to let Chinesekongfu dominate his body.
Brains are off, Kung Fu is on, and clever Korno is back.
But everyone who watched his kung fu performance began to wonder.
Both the audience in the live broadcast room and Zhao Hongjin sitting next to Cheng Daqi were very confused.
If you heard me right, this Chinese BGM seems to be almost the BGM of radio gymnastics!
"Chan, isn't he performing kung fu? Did he put the wrong BGM?"
Sister Zhao is still too young, too naive, and too simple.
She didn’t understand that this was a popular plan carefully customized by Cheng Daqi for Korno’s innate abstract holy body.
What I play with is contrast, and what I focus on is abstraction.
Hit the souls of all viewers with natural abstraction!
“That’s right, you’ll understand if you look at it slowly. This is for him to lay the foundation.”
Even if Zhao Hongjin, who is also Chinese, saw the problem, Cheng Daqi remained calm in the face of danger.
If you want traffic, how can you do it without doing a lot of work?
Traffic=money, make money, don’t be embarrassed.
The audience in the live broadcast room did not need a translator to understand the chat between the two, and the comment area was filled with excitement.
'Chuang, I have taken off my pants and you show me this, you are a swordsman! ’
‘Look at Lao Hei taking off his pants? Don’t say you are Chinese when you go outside, okay? ’
‘I am expressing a kind of anger at failed expectations! ’
‘Stop arguing, haven’t you noticed? This seems a bit like the radio gymnastics I did in middle school. ’
‘Nonsense, I just saw it and felt angry! ’
Corno didn’t know that the audience had been frightened by his BGM, and he started the first part of the ‘warm-up’.
This thing is called preparatory exercise in radio gymnastics, but Korno practiced it seriously.
He first turned sideways and raised his head, stretching out his right arm high, looking extremely focused and devoted.
Then, with one hand that resembled Mr. Ma’s special skill of ‘receiving hair’, he stepped slightly, turned his right arm in a semicircle, and slowly pushed past the body.
“He is really doing radio gymnastics!” Sister Zhao covered her mouth in surprise.
This is not laying the foundation for learning kung fu. This is obviously broadcast gymnastics.
"This move is a technique for meeting the enemy and transforming it into a force. Look at his lower body, bend his legs and lean to the side, and focus his force on his outstretched right arm. With a turn of his right arm, he can easily neutralize the enemy's moves. .
Isn’t this the embodiment of Kung Fu? ”
Cheng Daqi was looking for reasons to add an abstract dimension to this shocking live broadcast.
——
It would be outrageous for a silly black guy to be tricked into treating radio gymnastics as kung fu, but if the person who taught him also thinks it is kung fu.
This is a bit interesting.
Name Teacher Ma.
Five consecutive whips of lightning, Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Gate, connecting hair.
Teacher Ma’s abstraction is half true and half false, and the traffic is so overwhelming that my stomach can’t eat it anymore.
If he hadn't been too sensational, he might not have been banned.
Cheng Daqi wants to copy, no, he wants to learn from Teacher Ma's ideas and give himself a character who believes that there are kung fu elements in broadcast gymnastics.
In fact, there are kung fu elements in radio gymnastics!
In this way, in the early stage of his "smart speech", he can increase the abstraction of the live broadcast and make his account more famous.
In the future, you can also turn around and be white easily.
In addition, Korno can also ride on the popularity of Chengdaqi’s live broadcast and gain a certain degree of popularity.
In the future, when he logs into Douyin Video, he will also be able to get a basic impression score and get a smooth start.
Cheng Daqi has decided to invite a navy army. This live broadcast will include beauties, singing, dancing, wine and meat, and an abstract black guy doing radio gymnastics.
Just a gentle push.——
The audience in the live broadcast room was a little doubtful of life by Cheng Daqi's "shameless" explanation.
‘What he said makes sense. The preparatory posture really seems to be a bit of a way to confront the enemy. ’
‘Nonsense, California Shepherd is an actor through and through. Everything about him is a script, and this is also his script. It’s boring if you don’t watch it. ’
‘You said you didn’t want to watch it half an hour ago, why haven’t you left yet? Are you a dog? Calling shit smelly and eating shit at the same time? ’
‘Upstairs, dogs don’t think shit smells. You’re wrong. ’
‘You are not a dog, how can you know that shit stinks? ’
‘But this black guy does it very carefully. If you look at his actions, he is actually very serious. ’
Yes, Korno was always serious.
He became a disciple seriously and was frightened when he became a master.
He studied ‘Kung Fu’ seriously and every move was very regular.
His shallow brain and empty life swallowed up his courage to think. He chose to listen to what the master had to say and practiced the 'kung fu' that Scott found ridiculous.
The audience was laughing at him, mocking him, and taking him for fun.
However, Korno regards kung fu as his own salvation, and he enjoys it.
"Time is Calling" entered the second quarter, and Korno started walking on the spot.
The fat black man swung his hands, raised and lowered his legs on the spot, and Zhao Hongjin almost lost control of his expression.
"What kind of kung fu is this? This is broadcast gymnastics!"
Mr. Cheng, your big red robe is made by someone else.
This is nothing, everyone is nice, I understand.
Your ‘visit to the United States to investigate and start a business’ is to beg for food on the roadside.
This is a bit outrageous, but now that you have no business dealings, I won’t hold on to your initial bragging point.
But, Mr. Cheng, you touch your conscience and say, if your conscience still exists.
“You can tell me with your conscience that walking with your legs raised on the same spot is nothing but skill!”
It wasn't Zhao Hongjin who questioned and asked, it was actually the audience who saw that their defense was broken.
We have been looking forward to it for a long time. It is really 100% broadcast gymnastics, right?
You just explained that the movements in radio gymnastics have kung fu elements, and we reluctantly believed your lies.
What now? Keep shouting!
Call, let’s see how you call! This is the common sentiment of all viewers in the live broadcast room
"Is it possible? This is Qinggong."
Cheng Daqi didn't dare to speak loudly now, so he replied in a low voice.
‘Chu, Nanta Tian! ’
‘I’m convinced, I’m paying attention, he’s really awesome. ’
‘I’m going to learn radio gymnastics right now. You continue to watch. I’m going to practice peerless martial arts first, and then I’ll trap you to death. ’
Cheng Daqi's answer seemed to exert an indiscriminate charm, and many viewers directly changed their attitude towards him. Yes, when he said that it might be Qinggong, the system's eloquence skill was accidentally triggered!
Hatfans? Cheng Daqi was caught on the spot!
The effect of using the human charm technique with your mouth is so intuitive that at least half of the anti-fans in the live broadcast room have become 'pure passers-by'.
‘Pure passers-by’ means that they don’t really like Cheng Daqi, but they don’t hate Cheng Daqi either.
And a very few talented spectators have directly broken through two levels, breaking through from the black fan realm to the fan realm.
They have really become normal fans!
"Da Qi, I have some doubts about whether being friends with you is a good thing or not."
Zhao Hongjin sighed in a faint tone. She was so suspicious by Cheng Da Qi's answer— —Is radio gymnastics really Kung Fu?
Sister Zhao did not escape the influence of skills, but she was still very smart.
The girl with peach blossom eyes used her peach blossom eyes to activate the real human charm technique, whose lethality is determined by appearance.
Throwing aside the German identity given by the system, Cheng Daqi is a Chinese at heart.
The top beauty under the Chinese aesthetics blinked her eyes and looked at him quietly, which made Cheng Daqi feel scared.
Sister, please use your magical powers. You are so beautiful.
“It’s a good thing. Being a stranger in a foreign land, why wouldn’t it be good to have a friend who is closer?”
Cheng Daqi quoted the poem first and then asked questions, which made him feel numb.
"Okay, okay, but your mouth."
Halfway through the sentence, Zhao Hongjin stopped. She felt that her relationship with Cheng Daqi was not enough to allow her to joke casually.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t mention this, the audience in the live broadcast room is anxious.
From their perspective, they could only see Brother Hei doing radio gymnastics, but they could not see what Cheng Daqi and Zhao Hongjin were doing.
After hearing Zhao Hongjin stop talking mid-sentence, the audience immediately started to boo.
‘Why didn’t you say anything? Did you kiss me? ’
‘Wouldn’t you like to watch the performance? This black guy’s tune is actually quite interesting, XSWL. ’
‘I must have kissed you, the dog is like a host, eating alone, please turn the camera over to me. ’
‘The life of a California cattle rancher is my dream. I am surrounded by beautiful women, live in a big house, start a business in the United States, and have investors. ’
‘That black-haired guy from China, is he blind? He’s just handsome, tall and looks like a dog. ’
Zhao Hongjin glared at Cheng Daqi and said nothing. Instead, he pushed him gently to express his dissatisfaction at being offended by the audience.
"Don't talk nonsense, she and I are just friends."
Cheng Daqi hurriedly explained for Sister Zhao.
People in the live broadcast room are having fun again.
'We are all friends, just sisters. Don't talk nonsense. The beggar king looks like a tramp, but he is actually a scumbag. ’
‘Hold up the explanation, the explanation is just a cover-up! ’
‘We have no objection to opening a bank party, but instead of calling me, you explained that you were just playing house. Is that appropriate? ’
At this time, a huge roar shocked everyone!
“Ha~”
"Time is Calling" is a radio gymnastics program for middle school students. Its kicking part has a relatively large range of movements.
This is also the part that Korno finds most offensive.
While kicking his legs, he added ventriloquism of his own creation.
In Kung Fu Boy Korno's mind, if he suddenly yells at the same moment of attacking the enemy, he can easily scare the enemy.
The seemingly abrupt roar is actually a reflection of his wisdom.
Therefore, he naturally shocked everyone who watched his performance.
"Awesome, he is talented, I think he has a special taste."
"Special taste, don't scare me, you are talking about Black Brother Ten Doesn’t it smell like you don’t take a shower or wipe your butt when you poop?”
'This radio gymnastics is called "The Call of the Times", but I saw his performance and found that it seemed to summon something indescribable. What a weird thing. ’
‘Oh my god, did he move so much that he lost his mind? I don’t think he is normal. ’
‘That guy upstairs, you don’t have a black man’s physique or big ass, so don’t be sour or slanderous, okay? Your clown behavior really embarrasses the Chinese people! ’
Cheng Daqi laughed angrily at the last outrageous comment.
"This person seems to be a woman?"
Zhao Hongjin also noticed this comment, and she felt a little disgusted.
As a girl with extremely upright views, Sister Zhao could not accept such a rebellious person as her compatriot - she was so disgusted that she wanted to abandon her principles.
"It's a pity that he is not only a woman, but also one of our compatriots."
Shaking his head, Cheng Daqi manually banned this unfaithful commenter for ninety-nine years.
‘Shut up, you are a German, what qualifications do you have to say that you are Chinese. ’
‘Maybe he thought that hanging a Chinese flag as his avatar would lead to naturalization. It’s ridiculous. ’
‘That’s a bit too much for you to say. He also grew up in China, and his nationality is originally Chinese. ’
'Country of Citizenship? Look where he is now, he's in America! Begging for food? California Shepherd? In fact, he is just a pug in America. ’
‘I’m just a stranger. Let me be fair. You guys are really a bit too extreme. Cheng Daqi didn’t do anything bad, right? Why do you want to label and abuse him? ’
‘
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, Zhao Hongjin frowned.
She glanced at Cheng Daqi worriedly, but found that he didn't seem to care at all, and even watched Korno's performance with interest.
Noticing Xiao Zhao's gaze, Cheng Daqi raised his finger and put it to his mouth, indicating not to talk about this.
It is not convenient right now, at this moment, or here.
Zhao Hongjin nodded in understanding. Zhao Hongjin wanted to pat Cheng Daqi's shoulder to express support and comfort, but she felt that doing so might be a bit presumptuous.
So, the girl with peach blossom eyes thought about it again and sent a message to Cheng Daqi using WeChat on her mobile phone.
Zhao ‘They don’t understand you, so evaluations based on ignorance are worthless. Don’t be discouraged by the bad words of these ignorant people. ’
After receiving the news, Cheng Daqi turned his head and glanced at the girl with peach blossom eyes.
Zhao Hongjin shook his phone and smiled at him, revealing half of his fangs.
Cheng ‘Actually, I think some of them think quite well. What they hate is not a specific person, not even me.
Is it that hypocritical and evil tower that they hate? It is difficult to summarize a complex group of people simply, but they hated the monks and mistook me for the cassock.
So, my emotions are actually quite normal. ’
Zhao ‘After thinking about it, the sentence you quoted and this article perfectly correspond to their abuse of you, which is very wonderful. ’
Cheng ‘(呲夜)(呲牙)’
Zhao ‘He has finished dancing, let’s not talk for now, you are busy. '
"One Thought and Action" points out a weakness of national character, which is something Brother Xun has been speculating on for a long time. However, I think that this weakness of national character is not unique to our country. In fact, it shows that Brother Xun does have certain limitations.
But the phrase ‘If you hate the monk, you will always hate the cassock’ is great and fits here very well.
The content of "Thoughts and Actions" can also correspond to netizens' misunderstandings about Cheng Daqi, so this chapter is written down
(End of this chapter)