Chapter 341: On the talent show, the prison horse was played by Mr. Cheng to a sharp explosion
"The Daily Show" is a talk show broadcast by the American Comedy Central Channel. In the Internet era, its name is more It was spread as "Cui Wa Show".
To put it simply, there is a talk show host every day, taking the script written by the writers with their hair shaved off, and talking nonsense with some topical characters.
The so-called deep state in the United States and the elites of both parties have shit behind their butts. They often use this platform to stick their butts out and pretend to let the audience see it, using the form of talk shows to pretend They tell lies like this to resolve disputes and pretend to reveal the truth in order to gain trust.
Due to the "offensive" nature of the talk show art itself, if you look at this program from the perspective of studying the political spectrum, you will find that it is left-leaning, sometimes even more left-wing than the extreme left.
It can be said that except for anti-Semitic homeless people, The Daily Show has discussed every other controversial topic in America-from this point of view, it is extremely conservative.
It seems like a super talk show that talks about everything, but in fact, there are a bunch of untouchable slides hidden away.
Ha, great America.
They always like to use this method to make so-called American patriots mistakenly think that this country is not that bad.
Yes, America has many problems, but we can talk about them. As long as we talk about the problems, they will be gradually solved.
In reality?
The Daily Show is not really leftist. Cui Wa is also very smart and knows what she should say and what she should do.
So, Gwell can bring Accountant Jia into this show through his connections.
Two men who dream of the stars and the sea collide! collision! collision! 》, guess who they are! ’.
American netizens are also good at eating melons. The title of the Daily Show almost turned the wheel on their faces. Naturally, they guessed very enthusiastically, and then they identified one person - Lao Ma, Ma Sk.
It's also strange to say that it seems like some strange name has been mixed in, and why does it have a horse?
It’s not important. What’s important is that Mr. Cheng brought Lao Ma and Lao Jia together!
Yes, Mr. Cheng used Gwill's influence to trick Lao Ma into appearing on The Daily Show, just to make Lao Jia a hot hit.
Originally, Mr. Cheng and Mi'er were sitting in front of the TV, happily waiting for their tool man to appear, but the arrival of Danze interrupted Mr. Cheng's rare leisure.
"Chan, Jax is here, do you want to see him?"
Mi'er gave Cheng Daqi a meaningful look and said nothing.
She now very much recognizes Mr. Cheng’s strength and is convinced, even physically, so no matter what Mr. Cheng plans to do, she supports it.
After being exposed to Mr. Cheng’s manipulations time and time again, Mi’er has learned a truth: believe first, then question!
“Come on, bring him over and watch the show with us.”
Mr. Cheng smiled and decided to give Chief Gru another chance.
How complicated is the situation in California? It was so complicated that Mr. Cheng wasn’t sure he could see clearly. How could that idiot Gru handle this kind of crisis?
Not long after, Jax walked into Mi'er's manor nervously - Mr. Cheng and Mi'er had been living together recently, and he was afraid of death.
"Chan, I am."
Cheng Daqi interrupted him. Mr. Cheng didn't want to listen to Gru's wailing. He chose to let Jax see the reality first.
"Sit down, watch "The Daily Show" with us first. Your boss Gru kicked us away. Regarding the re-division of the shares in the LCE cryptocurrency trading platform, Jax, your The effect is actually not that big.”
The Daily Show logo flashed on the TV, and Xiao Cui, wearing a blue suit and brown tie, spoke with a smile.
“Hello everyone, well, today is the 26th day of the shutdown of our American government. The great white house wants to tell us a fact through this matter-what does the government need to do? After so many days of shutdown, we don’t Are you still alive and well?"
The programmed canned laughter came from the TV, and Cui Wa continued to joke.
“Do you know why the government is shutting down?”
Paused for a second to pretend to let the audience think, but Cui Wa couldn’t really make them think about anything. He quickly Continue to guide.
"Because our great Tatong leader is busy building walls. Ha, maybe it's because he was a real estate developer before he was elected as Tatong leader. God, I didn't know that!"
Cui Wa's words are very damaging, TV Inside, canned laughter came again, but neither Cheng Daqi nor Mi'er, who were sitting opposite the TV, laughed.
It is well known that the president’s only core purpose of sitting back and watching the U.S. government shut down for so long is to get the House of Representatives to approve his wall-building plan.
But Nancy, the core of the House of Representatives of the Donkey Party for more than ten years, has just taken the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives. It is impossible for her to bow to the Elephant Party at the beginning of taking office, especially on such a sensitive bill.
That man wanted to do something, but the Donkey Party didn’t agree. Nancy was stuck in the House of Representatives and he was in a state of ecstasy. The federal government’s budget has also been completed.
So, things are stuck here, the American government has experienced its longest shutdown in history, and then Achilles launches a sneak attack on the California Gang.
Thinking of this, Cheng Daqi glanced at Jax, his eyes full of disgust - not Jax, but Gru.
Gru, ah Gru, they are both human beings, why is the gap so big?
I didn’t feel anything at all before, but now that I’ve had more contact with Achilles, I’ve discovered that you are the real deal.
Looks like he’s showing off his teeth and claws, but what he does is a bit like a barking dog that doesn’t bite.
Although he seems to be the king of LPAD, the biggest blow to California is that Eris was the first to get out of this mess and became a complete toy.
But what level is Eris, and what level are you, Gru?
He is not even qualified to serve at the table. You, Gru, are qualified, but as a result, you are out of tune and kicked to the side again and again.
Now that you can’t hold back your pocket, you know you’ll come back to me?
What did you do before?
Spending your honeymoon with your beloved transsexual wife?
Ugh!
Shabi!
Cheng is always a decent person. He won't say it outright, but it doesn't affect the pattern that he despises Gru in his heart.
Jax was watching the program intently and didn't notice Mr. Cheng's eyes.
"Okay, let's invite our first guest. Many friends have already guessed his name. He is an engineer, inventor, philanthropist, founder and CEO of Tesla, and CEO and chief technology officer of SpaceX. , Chairman of the Board of Directors of SolarCity, Academician of the National Academy of Engineering, Musk! "
Inexplicably, Mr. Cheng thought of a sentence-it can't accommodate so many people.
"Hahahaha. Hahaha!"
Jax and Mi'er looked at him like a fool. Mr. Cheng quickly stopped his smile. He really couldn't hold back just now. After all, he was too Humorous.
“Hi, Xiao Cui, long time no see. I heard that you recently joined a gay club?”
Lao Ma and Xiao Cui have been superficial friends for a long time. He started performing according to the script, and his first question set off the atmosphere of the live broadcast.
"NO! Lao Ma, you'd better pay attention, or I'll sue you for slander!"
Xiao Cui also started acting according to the script, and the whole person focused on an urgent character, even a little bit tongue-in-cheek. Don't choose words.
"Huh? Is it a shameful thing to come out as gay in America? No? No?"
Liao Ma is also an old performing artist. When Silla was short of funds, he could even act like an American dutiful son in front of the Toyota investment team.
This wave, this wave is a red line dance, just for the popularity, risking one's life for the popularity - Gwill's explicit request that "The Daily Show" did not refuse so boldly!
This is why Mr. Ragweer entered the game.
On the surface, this idiot is from Niu Sen, but to extend it a bit, he is also from Ms. Nancy, the current leader of the House of Representatives!
Why, you Cui Wa, your face on the Daily Show is so big, how dare you not listen to Nancy?
Everything is afraid of comparison. Gru even made it clear at the beginning that he didn’t want Ragweir to come in and divide his flesh with him. This black policeman really didn’t have much of a plan. At that time, he even mocked President Cheng for overestimating his abilities. .
Look now, he is the one who is really confused, not Mr. Cheng!
“Loma, like many people, I belong to the most liberal type of people. I grew up in South Africa, where I was indoctrinated by the environment with the idea that ‘homosexuals are inhuman’. This is not Well, you are also a South African, you should know."
"Oh, yes, yes, South Africa, hahahahaha"
The two fellow villagers looked at each other awkwardly. , let out a meaningful laugh in tacit understanding - no doubt, Americans are so arrogant.
Career success and commercial success will not affect their characters. Lao Ma is so arrogant, and Cui Wa is also so arrogant.
"But I know that I must put aside those conservative and backward ideas, and those ideas that are simply instilled and given. I am very willing to listen to the voices of the minority. The United States is made up of you, the minority one after another. Made up of this!”
How could he become the most lovable host in a talk show? Mr. Cheng would be ashamed of himself for this.
"Cui, I noticed that you mentioned a word, listen, which is very unusual."
"Yeah, when some people talk about minorities, they start to act like I What does it mean to respect that I understand that I am even willing to tout it?
Do they need you to respect it?
This deep-rooted arrogance is disgusting! So I hope, I hope myself, I hope more people will listen to the real demands of minorities instead of talking about respect with an arrogant face! ”
Wonderful, Cui Wa gave a perfect answer based on the proposition essay given by President Cheng. Three points, first: I am not a perfect person, but I am trying to stand with the minority. Together - it seems to be exposing one's shortcomings, but conscious and controllable pornography is a good tool for empathy.
Second: That beastly place in South Africa says that 'homosexuals are inhumane'. , come on, all the sexual minority viewers who have watched this talk show, the target has been circled for you, aim at South Africa and start to heat me up!
Third: Just focus on LGBT issues, those who say Respectful people are arrogant. Only people like me who listen are truly respectful. Tear them down!
There are too many explosive points, and it is easy to become popular. As the party behind the scenes, Mr. Cheng is very satisfied.
As expected of The Daily Show, it deserves to be the world’s top editorial team, with great skills! (I’m praising myself, this is my original plot)
In the live broadcast room, Cui Wa’s face was serious and tense, but Lao Ma was laughing a little numbly.
What Cui Wa just said was completely inconsistent with the script. He already knew that he was about to get into a dispute with public opinion again!
Isn’t he the one who always talks about respect and always talks about minority groups?
His script tonight had been like this from the beginning, but now Cui Wa stepped on his face.
Lao Ma now has three choices, either to turn his back and leave to be a clown, or to continue to cooperate and be a puppy, or to wait for the opportunity to fight back and win back.
Don’t Cui Wa know what kind of character Lao Ma is?
"Cui, you are right, but I am more curious about who the other guest tonight is. You know, netizens have guessed it all and haven't figured it out. I am looking forward to this mysterious person." . ”
Gently and without leaving a trace, Lao Ma is a top entrepreneur in the world, and he still has some skills.
"Chan, is it really a good thing for you to compare a big liar with Musk?"
This question has been buried in Mi'er's heart for a long time. When Lao Jia was about to appear, she finally Asked.
“Good and bad are mixed, but notoriety is also famous. Americans are not so particular about good and evil. They only worship successful people. Many people in the currency circle know that it is a casino, so famous bookmakers are more attractive to them. Enter the game.
Is it a game of drumming and passing flowers? Lao Jia has defrauded so much money, there will be greedy people attracted by him. "
What Cheng Daqi didn't say is that everyone in the world. They all hate evil goblins, but if the goblins grow up to be dragon-slaying warriors, they will become legends.
The background of Angsa culture is very cruel - plundering is not shameful.
As long as Laojia can withstand the pressure and succeed, today's notoriety will be transformed into chants of praise.
This principle is very interesting, and it somewhat means that "after entering the customs, a great scholar will argue for me". It may sound absurd, but it is true and has been verified time and time again in practice.
Since Lao Ma has asked, Cui Wa will not hold on to him. After all, sensitive topics are not suitable for talking too much. If you talk too much, you will make mistakes.
He said to the camera with a mysterious look on his face.
"This man also works for the super rich. He also builds cars and does online business. He also pays attention to the combination of cutting-edge technology and products. And most importantly, Musk took away his most precious thing!"
If we don't say that the American talk show media has no bottom line, "The Daily Show" used "collision" as a gimmick in its promotion before this program was launched, driving.
Now that the show has started, Cui Wa once again emphasized that Lao Ma had robbed Lao Jia of his belongings.
The bright Gonghuo, they have always been like this.
In the expectant eyes of the audience, in the doubtful eyes of Musk, and in the blank eyes of Jax, Cui Wa raised her hand in a gesture of invitation.
"I would like to invite Lao Jia, founder of LeTV Holding Group, global chairman of LeTV Automotive Ecosystem, founder and chief product and user ecosystem officer of Faraday Future!
Ha, Elon, do you know him?"
Of course Musk knows Accountant Jia. The site for Tesla’s Shanghai Super Factory was originally prepared by the local government for Accountant Jia’s super car. Later Accountant Jia ran away, and his former subordinate and top strongman Ding Lei took the lead. Tesla entered Shanghai.
But Musk knows even more that this thin-looking man is a super liar!
“Knowing, just”
Accountant Jia sat next to Musk nervously. Looking at this world-class legendary entrepreneur, he felt a little stressed inside.
Mr. Cheng’s game was so big that the jailer was a little nervous.
But Cui Wa was not nervous. He noticed what Lao Ma wanted to say, so he encouraged him.
“Oh, whatever you want to say, say it boldly, you can talk about it, say it boldly.”
Although he is essentially a big troll, in front of the camera, Musk After all, you have to maintain your image, he said implicitly.
"Jia's business is very controversial, well, controversial."
Jax knows Accountant Jia, the unlucky guy. He is just curious about how Accountant Jia got on the Cui Wa show, but more American viewers are not Meet this so-called mystery guest.
What they are thinking is: Who are you, and why are you on an equal footing with Musk?
Facing the fact that Musk and Cui Wa brought the topic to him, Laojia was not very afraid, he said with a smile.
"Mr. Musk is still too polite. Many people would prefer to call me - the big liar."
burst!
Cui Wa struck while the iron is hot, he asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Liar, don't you also build cars and start a business? You are almost the same as Musk. Why do they call you a big liar?"
This is too damaging.
Musk couldn’t listen.
What is his identity and status, and will he cooperate with me?
A simple sentence can describe Musk’s current mood: Are you worthy of the surname Zhao?
If I had known that today’s guest was Accountant Jia, he wouldn’t have come!
He is now convinced that today's show will definitely explode, and his incident was planned.
Musk doesn’t know the purpose behind this situation, but this does not affect his desire to vent.
I'm super rich, what's wrong with a few words?
“WAIT! Wait a minute, Cui Wa, he defrauded tens of billions, tens of billions, do you understand this concept?
And, Jia, as you are in the field of new energy vehicles "My colleague, I noticed that you didn't seem to have built even one car?"
Cui Wa smiled, the audience was shocked, and Lao Jia raised his eyebrows.
Musk, your attack power seems a bit strong.
Very good, very energetic!
Please increase your efforts!
"Mi'er, guess how he will answer Musk's question." Mr. Cheng asked with a smile.
"If I were to go up and sit in his seat, I would be restless, but I won't let myself get into this situation."
Mi'er shook her head, she felt It's not a good idea to let Accountant Jia touch Musk.
In the camera, Accountant Jia looked at Musk and said jokingly.
“Yes, my company owes tens of billions, but it is just a small amount of money. Recently, I have been paying attention to opportunities in the field of cryptocurrency. Tens of billions of debts are nothing. If everything goes well, I may be able to pay for it in a few months.
And, dear Mr. Musk, your Tesla is indeed not very good. My Faraday Future has already produced a verification car. I suggest you use one dollar. Sell your company to me and avoid going bankrupt because of my Faraday Future!”
Lao Jia knows humor, his answers are too informative, his posture is too calm, and his tone is too calm. Even with some disdain.
The loose English combined with his arrogant words made Musk’s blood pressure soar.
What's wrong with this world? Why do you, a trash like you, scream in front of me?
"Facker, are you crazy? What nonsense are you talking about?"
Facing the shameless Accountant Jia, the respected Mr. Elon Musk broke his guard and issued a sharp Boom.
Hahaha, the prison horse howled when being rubbed by the prisoner, it made me laugh to death.
By the way, don’t think that Cui Wa and Musk are good people. Hey, they are all human beings. They are neither good nor bad. They are all profit animals. I don’t think it is too much when I write this.
(End of this chapter)