Chapter 693 Karasawa: The voice actor jokes are so fun!
"Wow, this trophy is surprisingly beautiful." Looking carefully at what Karasawa put on the table, Miyano Akemi nodded seriously.
"Before this, let's think about how to solve the current identity problem first." Haiyuan, who saw the news report early in the morning and came here in shock, sighed deeply, " In any case, it is too exaggerated to directly win the first place.”
Although the art world is different from sports competitions, the general public definitely does not pay as much attention to various art awards as baseball and football. It is higher than other sports with high national popularity, but after all, it is an art award of extremely high standards.
Being born at this age, suddenly rising up and winning the first place in one fell swoop, Kitagawa Yusuke must have attracted attention in related industries.
Once you investigate further...
"Don't worry. I have been prepared for a long time." Tangze blew the hair that flew into his eyes, feeling relaxed and freehand, "Although it is impossible for me to go there with this identity. I went to school elsewhere, but Japan’s household registration system is not that strict yet.”
“You asked the police to help you create a birth certificate or something?” Zhu Fu Jingguang had a premonition. Finally, he looked away from the trophy and asked aloud.
Due to the extremely slow implementation of paperless office, today, in Japan, where fax machines and floppy disks are still used everywhere, it is indeed not difficult to create an identity out of thin air, but considering Karasawa’s Kitagawa Yusuke has created a very detailed identity background. If you want to push this person to the forefront, there will definitely be a lot of files that need to be supplemented.
But for the police, especially the public security police, as long as they have this need, it is much easier to produce such a set of information than it was to forge identities for him and Ling.
After all, it's just news, it's not like joining an organization and having your household registration checked.
"Yes." Tang Ze cast an approving gaze at Zhu Fu Jingguang.
I am an undercover agent and my response is quick.
If Tangze could do this kind of work by himself, he would probably be able to do it, but it would be great to have an official endorse him and be able to legally create a false identity.
"Is it difficult..." Zhu Fu Jingguang, who felt that his bad feelings were about to come true, pointed at himself carefully.
"Don't worry, Morofuku-senpai, you don't have to go to school every day like Hoshikawa." Karasawa reassured with a smile, "After all, in terms of background setting, both Kitagawa Yusuke in the past and now have support for his studies. The teacher is responsible for education, so there is no problem in treating it as a correspondence course. "
"But I am already 26, so it is unrealistic to pretend to be a high school student..." Zhu Fu Jingguang touched the beard on his face. Stubble, quite helpless.
He is not like Zero, who has no sense of aging. Whether it is his body, frame or face, he definitely has a mature appearance in his late 20s.
As for Kitagawa Yusuke - he saw Karasawa disguised once in the morning, when he went out to receive the award - due to his poor life and his selfless creative personality that does not attach importance to material desires, he is tall but slender, and He is completely different...
"What does it matter? Because I received attention after winning the award and received enough living allowance, my figure has only slightly changed." Tangze patted him optimistically His shoulder, "How about it, sounds reasonable, right?"
"If you show up again later, it's because you have been obsessed with creating recently, so the number of people has decreased again, right..." The corner of Zhu Fu Jingguang's mouth twitched.
"Look, don't you understand the essence very well?" Karasawa teased with a playful smile, "You and Mr. Furuya obviously entered school in the same year and graduated in the same year. Now he is 29 and you are 26, why not The longer you live, the younger you get? Everything is possible."
"You guy..." Zhu Fu Jingguang couldn't laugh or cry for a while after being teased by him.
This does sound humorous at first glance. If you think about it carefully, it is a hellish joke, and that’s why Tang Ze was able to say it so naturally.
Is this the descendant that Zero has to take care of? It's too hard.
"Except for the demands during this period, Kitagawa Yusuke will always be a low-key student. It's just because he has to make some modifications to his academic record this time, so for the time being he has to go to school from time to time to submit works and so on. It won't be very long. "Trouble, it's the same for all of us. The main reason is that I'm too busy to take care of things." Tang Ze patted his shoulder again in relief.
Other members of the Phantom Thieves, who had already heard about his plan, looked at him with suspicion.
Although the specific order of resurrection is actually determined by Fangtani Rei's regret and reluctance for the death of these friends, Zhufu Jingguang was originally Fangtani Rei's child, and he was in the same situation as him He died in front of him because of leaking secrets at his post, and was destined to be the first person to be resurrected, but Tang Ze was never such a passive person.
After studying the task list to understand the order of resurrection, he made many plans for this. The identity of Kitagawa Yusuke, who was originally used on his own initiative to reflect a similar case, also became his identity. part of the plan.
First of all, it happens that the height of Kageko Morofushi is the same as Yusuke Kitagawa, both 181cm. Then after Kageko Morofushi is resurrected, he will naturally be the most suitable actor among the Phantom Thieves. It makes sense, right?
Rei Fangtani, look at you, you thought I was resurrected for you, and you are about to be fostered by the Phantom Thieves for a long time. You don't want to help me, is it inappropriate?
Then please help me give you a false identity that you need to use when you are young to solve a small problem. It makes sense, right?
When the time comes, if you use this identity to get close to Ruyue Fengshui and successfully deal with this equally important figure in the palace, then the resurrection of the next Jiang Gu Zero at the same time will be just around the corner.
Then, Rei Fangtani, look at you, I will resurrect another one for you...
In short, things will enter a virtuous cycle, and Karasawa, who has won a lot of connections, will always have a chance. Use these powers to build the Phantom Thieves and achieve your own goals.
It's really shameless. This kind of spirit that even if you sincerely help others will end up benefiting you in the end is even more lamentable, but the members of the Phantom Thieves who are the beneficiaries have to accept this sentiment.
So now they can only look sympathetically at Zhu Fu Jingguang, who is still unaware of this, and kindly wait for him to discover the truth on his own.
As expected, after Zhu Fu Jingguang thought for a moment, he reluctantly accepted Tang Ze's statement: "Okay, if you really just need to do these things... But, I really can't draw. "
"To draw, you only need hands. I didn't know how to draw before I came to Tokyo, right?" Tangze spread his hands and spoke the truth with an innocent face.
All his life, he has been a guy who has nothing to do with art. After all, art is something that only those who can survive with a full stomach have time to feel deeply.
There are only a handful of exceptions like the genuine Kitagawa Yusuke, and precisely because they are a minority, they are very rare.
"Well, if by chance, the police station invites Kitagawa to help..." Zhufu Jingguang imagined the scene and couldn't help but feel a little numb.
When he was in school, his grades in art classes were pretty good, and he could barely draw some introductory sketches, but that was all.
He is required to draw a portrait according to other people's descriptions, and he must be able to accurately outline the physical features of the other person like Karasawa, and be able to take it out and hand it over directly to the police in the field team to find the person's portrait...
Seemingly sensing the embarrassment of Zhu Fu Jingguang's strong sense of empathy, Tang Ze shrugged and said casually: "Then let Mr. Jianggu give the order to dig out the prisoner from the sky and the earth, so that you don't Need a portrait.”
"Hey, hey..."
How did Karaze develop this trash-talking style that mixes jokes with serious discussions? Did his parents ignore the topic and the occasion and just make jokes in front of him all day long?
Zhu Fu Jingguang felt that the corners of his mouth would twitch uncontrollably today.
Seeing that Zhu Fu Jingguang was really embarrassed, Tang Ze laughed a few times before finally taking out the prepared materials from his commuting bag and handing them to Zhu Fu Jingguang's hand.
Compared to Kitagawa Yusuke, who only had a thin birth certificate, elementary school graduation certificate, and a file about his teacher being imprisoned for some reasons, this information was much more comprehensive.
Driver's license, all kinds of specious graduation photos, photos that vaguely appear in some news pages, serious regional competition award certificates...
This is a very detailed resume, so detailed that it makes people look at each other. I couldn't help but feel the familiarity.
In my impression, when Zero and him entered the organization, the materials they received seemed to be...
Zhufu Jingguang, who had briefly read through this pile of things, looked at Tang Ze in a daze. Waiting for his explanation.
"I was just joking. When I really need to draw, I will naturally find a way. Well, this is your official fake identity." Tang Ze clicked on the thick material in his hand. Thick portfolio.
This is the identity that Karasawa has prepared for him long ago, and it is also the sincerity that Rei Fukiya can achieve for him.
No matter which identity the material is from, Rei Fukutani cannot pretend to be anyone other than Yuya Kazami. This is a brand new, another possibility of life. If Zhu Fu Jingguang didn't choose to stay, or was tired of the thrilling life of intrigues because of his past life, this was the retreat Jianggu Ling could prepare for him.
"Sanada, Akihiko?" Turning to the first page of the information, Zhufu Jingguang opened the driver's license, looked at the man in the photo with a serious expression and looked ahead, and wrote: The contents of the name column were read out.
White hair, gray eyes...
This appearance feature is a bit too conspicuous and does not look like Zero's style of doing things.
Zero, who wants to be a low-key pretender, is actually quite dissatisfied with his appearance that has too obvious features. Bourbon will become a secretist in the organization, strictly concealing his physical characteristics, in large part because of being forced to do so.
Thinking about this, Zhu Fu Jingguang silently looked at Tang Ze who had taken out the materials, as if asking for advice.
The evil carrier, loyal tribute, and well-known P series cos enthusiast Karasawa snapped his fingers.
"Yes. A college graduate, he grew up in an orphanage. His younger sister died when he was young, so he began to devote himself to boxing and became obsessed with martial arts. After graduating from college, he practiced martial arts all over the world, and in order to become better A good helper, I am preparing to join the police...what about it? Is it a good fit for you?”
And you don’t even need to cover up your voice, you just have to be a little more passionate and you’re done.
The entire P series Hikaru Midorikawa has such a role! Isn't this a destined choice? !
playing a seiyuu joke that only he could understand, Karasawa suppressed the smile at the corner of his mouth.
Zhu Fu Jingguang carefully browsed the description of this identity on the first few pages of the file, and had to admit that Tang Ze's consideration was relatively comprehensive.
Born in an orphanage, his only relative died many years ago. His friend from the same orphanage died when he was in high school. His name was changed after he was adopted. His earliest real name and family background are unknown...< br>
This is a character that has no close relationship, will not be hindered by family background, and leaves enough vacancies that can be added or removed in the future as needed. It is very flexible and very suitable for the current Zhufu Jingguang.
That's it, I like to wear red clothes and so on...
I know Zero's taste in colors very well, and I deeply suspect that this is entirely due to Karasawa's bad taste. After staring at these lines for a moment, he looked up at Tang Ze's expectant expression and silently swallowed this complaint.
"Okay, you are very considerate, thank you Tangze."
"You're welcome." Tangze, who was deeply satisfied with another level of bad taste, rolled his eyes.
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“There is this student status information, but this student has never come to school?”
“Yes. I found the relevant written application materials, uh, it seems It's because of his physical condition, plus he has been practicing painting with his teacher, and he was bullied on campus during his junior high school years, so he is not used to the atmosphere of school education..."
"Okay, I understand."
Just by listening to the stumbling voice on the other side, which became more and more surprised the more he read, the principal could feel how unfamiliar this material was to the nominal head teacher.
If you are so unfamiliar, finding other teachers to pretend to be familiar would probably be pointless...
The principal took a deep breath, adjusted his tie, opened the door, and stretched out his hand with a smile on his face. There was a boy standing at the door with his head bowed in silence.
He maintained an affectionate attitude and tried his best to suck in his protruding belly to prevent there being too much of an altitude difference between himself and the tall and tall Yusuke Kitagawa in the camera.
“Sorry, I just have some teaching tasks that need to be dealt with temporarily. The fact that the Suzuki Foundation’s Art Fund wants to inject funds into the school in the name of Kitagawa-san really makes us feel panic and grateful. Our school We advocate a more liberal attitude in educational concepts and never stick to rigid educational forms, just like Kitagawa-san. The concept of art can never be constructed by sitting in a small classroom..."
Taking photos, being interviewed, taking pictures, signing agreements...
In order not to expose the fact that Kitagawa Yusuke had never stayed in this school for more than a few days, the principal tried his best to guide the topic in the direction of the school, tried to make up for Kitagawa's occasionally violent remarks, and tried to weaken this maverick student's overly strong attitude. sense of presence.
Anyway, their school cannot take away Kitagawa Yusuke’s personal honor, but at the very least, they cannot let the school appear too incompetent at this time. Otherwise, how can the admissions brochure show off?
And this is exactly what Tangze wants.
"Oh, your current teacher is Mr. Ruyue Fengshui." The amiable principal was having a friendly conversation with the meat bun who suddenly ran out of the ground like bamboo shoots in front of him. When he heard this , his already friendly face became even more kind, "This is an incredible artist."
"Yes, I participated in the Grand Prize just to gain the recognition of the teacher." Tang Ze said seriously Nodding, "After all, the teacher has already stood at a higher place at my age. Only by receiving an award of this level can I have a chance to stand firm in front of the teacher."
"Well, I can understand how you feel..." The principal, whose eyebrows twitched twice, tried hard to maintain his expression.
This is really nonsense.
Ruyue Fengshui was born in a solid academic school, and his family was well-off since he was a child. Moreover, his father and uncle were once famous talents in the world of calligraphy and painting. His teenage years were different from those of ordinary art students. Is age a concept?
The orphan, who lived on a scholarship and was taught by a painting teacher since childhood, boasted that he would get the first place in the Grand Prize. He simply doubted the reason why Ruyue Fengshui agreed to win the Grand Prize. The reason why he recognized his status as a formal disciple was because the other party knew very well how incredible these words were.
However, this guy really did it.
I really don’t know how Ruyue Fengshui, who started picking up brushes with her parents at the age of three, is feeling now...
My heart is filled with a strong desire to complain, and the smile on the principal’s face has not faded at all: “In short, this is worth it. Congratulations, you will definitely be recognized by Mr. Kisaragi. I will formally recommend you to Mr. Kisaragi Fengshui in the name of the school, right? No problem, of course no problem! Wait, I will ask the academic teacher. Contact well-known alumni who have graduated and write a complimentary comment for you..."
Everyone is carrying the sedan chair. This guy has his back backed by the peak water like the moon, and the awards in his hands are shining brightly. He is looking at the next rising star. A rising star in the industry.
At this point, what’s the difficulty in doing something to make things even better?
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Ruyue Fengshui is in a mood, Ruyue Fengshui is not in a mood, he is the most confused one now.
"Oh, you are Kitagawa Yusuke."
"Yes, hello Mr. Kisaragi. My name is Kitagawa Yusuke."
"I saw you participating in the Grand Prize It’s a very thoughtful and bold work. It’s a very risky decision to use Mount Fuji as the theme of the painting. I just didn’t expect that you would want to be mine. Student..."
"I admire you very much, Mr. Kisaragi, the Mount Fuji you painted is full of vitality. My humble painting was inspired by your work. It is not worth mentioning even if it is a poor imitation. ”
"Oh, oh... Then, I see that you regard yourself as my student in front of many media..."
"I attended your public lectures with my teacher at the time more than ten years ago. I It was at that time that I felt the true charm of painting."
"More than ten years ago..."
"Yes, when I was in Kyoto."
"Hey, oh, Kyoto, Kyoto...um..."
(End of this chapter)