Chapter 595 252. A Thousand Ways to Die for Silly Cats
As a member of the dark elves, Della, like all dark elves, only believes in their mother, the Spider Goddess.
Any dark elf who refuses to believe or betrays his faith will be killed by the tribe, and Della is no exception. Therefore, as a loyal believer, Della is willing to do anything for her god and obey any order of her god-except to kill her god himself.
This made the little spider furious, but he could not punish Della. The injury would be discovered by Annan. He can only be a spider, lying in a glass bottle like a plaything, being fed and teased.
Such humiliation can be traced back to the ancient times before I became a god...
If that was the only way, the Spider Queen could still accept it. Continue to quietly absorb faith in this turbulent year when the gods have not yet fully come to the world. But when Annan appeared, the emotions belonging to Little Spider kept pouring out, and those emotions of dependence and closeness made her unbearable.
He doesn’t even know spiders have feelings!
Si Mao scolded Annan in his heart. He didn't realize that there were two gods hidden around him... He still called himself Sha Mao. He was the fool, the fool!
"Why don't you do this yourself." He asked, "Is it difficult to starve yourself to death?"
"Lanelle, do it..." The spider in the glass bottle is just Repeat this sentence.
The silly cat knew that Rose was not here to cause trouble for him anymore, so he no longer maintained the posture of spreading fur on his feet, but the fluffy cat fur still looked like a ball of white fluff.
Out of some instinct, He suddenly asked: "Are you afraid of that old human lady?"
"...Kill me."
Spider There was a subtle pause.
“I won’t promise you!”
Silly Mao didn't pay attention, but he gradually became bolder. " Meow!”
The silly cat’s fur suddenly exploded and he jumped up on the spot.
Something just pricked my butt!
The spider in the glass bottle still has only one sentence: "If you don't kill me, I will kill you."
"That human woman knows me. Before you threaten me, think about what will happen to her if something happens to me." Will you notice it?”
He didn’t believe that Rose dared to do this!
At this time, the silly cat's ears twitched, and suddenly turned around and scratched the door while meowing "meow, meow, meow, meow".
The footsteps outside the door became clear and rapid.
Click——
The door opened, and a maid skirt appeared outside.
"How did you get in?" The maid Abby picked up Silly Cat and came to the table to look at the little spider worriedly.
But in front of the maid Abby, the little spider just got into the spider web nest with its butt facing out.
“Haha...well.”
The silly cat held its paws around its mouth to prevent the Spider Queen from getting angry.
The reassuring maid Abby left the study with the silly cat in her arms. The little spider turned back, dormant on the spider web, the four eyes arranged in a row flashing with new conspiracy...
Papa--
The dull sound of tapping the window suddenly reminded me of the little spider. He raised his head and saw the silly cat leaning outside the window sill, patting the window with its paws. It's like showing off that you can only be inside and I'm outside.
Meow! The silly cat suddenly screamed and jumped out.
The little spider took back the punishment and continued to lie in the spider web nest.
Silly Mao ran back to the temple, but could not find Annan. What he couldn't accept was that Annan actually placed Rose's statue next to him!
The idea of "be nice to this human being after he actually erected a statue of a god for me" was thrown away by Him.
At this time, Shamao saw the invisible cold wind suddenly condense and claw at his statue - a girl in a black dress with cat ears and a tail.
The silly cat's fur stood up, and he sternly warned him that if he dared to do this, he would overthrow his idol.
The Spider Queen's statue was much more expressive than his own, and Silly Mao even vaguely expected that she would take action... But the Spider Queen still shrank back, and Silly Mao won a small victory.
And Shamao suddenly realized that he was bound to the Spider Queen.
As long as he does not kill the Spider Queen, all of her plots will not be carried out. The Spider Queen did not dare to let herself die, otherwise she would be discovered by the "ancestor".
But the cautious Spider Queen can completely force him... When the silly cat came out of the temple, he found himself being stared at by the Spider Queen Rose.
The specific manifestation is that wherever Silly Cat goes, various accidents will always happen.
For example, a horse dragging a carriage passing by suddenly went crazy and bumped into the silly cat standing in front of the street of the Temple of Gods. He jumped to the side, and the goods in the carriage poured out with a crash.
Silly Mao avoided it nimbly, stepped on the protruding window sill and jumped up to the eaves, but before running a few steps along the roof, he suddenly stepped on a wet eaves and slid down, falling into the alley full of garbage. bucket.
At the critical moment, Silly Cat kicked hard on the wall, used its strength to avoid the trash can, fell to the ground on all fours, and ran out of the alley with horror.
“Oh, what a beautiful kitten.”
Not far away, a fat mage of several hundred pounds who could barely squeeze through the door stared at the silly cat and raised his staff with affection.
The silly cat meowed, stepped into a puddle on the roadside as if frightened, splashed mud and water, and ran out while the fat mage showed disgust.
In the alley outside the tavern, when Silly Cat passed by a swaying drunk, he seemed to be unsteady and fell forward. Silly Cat got out of the way in time to avoid being smashed into cat cakes and sped away. alley.
The drunk man who got up was lying on the trash can and vomiting. Suddenly he heard a crisp sound. He raised his head with misty eyes and saw a row of flower pots on the windowsill falling, and there was a gray cat underneath. On the run.
"Behemoths fighting druids, it's really exciting... burp!"
...
On the coastal street, Annan, who was talking with Andrew Luna about opening a third tavern, heard the movement and looked at it at the same time.
I saw a muddy tabby cat jumping out of the alley, running towards this side, and jumping into Annan's arms.
"Why are you so dirty..."
Looking at the dirty but dependent silly cat, Annan couldn't get angry and used the cleaning technique on the mage's robe to make it A new look. Then apologize and compensate the owners of those flower pots.
Staying in Annan's arms, Shamao felt a sense of peace that he had not seen for a long time. Just when he thought he would be fine as long as he stayed by Annan's side, Rose's malice turned into attacking the silly cat in a corner where Annan couldn't see.
Annan didn't notice anything - after all, who would suspect a cold wind in winter?
Following Lily is even worse, Rose no longer even hides herself, and plays with Lily wantonly in front of her...
After three days of tossing like this, the silly cat has a gray face and a white hair. No longer clean.
After being nearly hit by a manure truck again, Shamao surrendered and agreed to Rose's pressure to "kill himself", but he had to tell himself the reason - he didn't want to be involved in the "killing" thing at all. The vicious curse of "I will also die".
(End of this chapter)