Chapter 32 Fooling Together
Cigarette smoke curled up in the dark hall.
Zhang Minyi holds the Feng Shui compass in one hand and holds the sword formula in the other, showing his immortal style.
He walked around the house while mumbling something, and then stopped.
"Come here and put some incense sticks." Zhang Pingyi took out three sticks of incense from his bag, lit them and handed them to Qin Shaoyan, and lit three more sticks for himself.
"Follow me." Zhang Pingyi put the incense on his head with both hands, bowed in four directions, and then inserted it into the incense burner.
Qin Shaoyan followed suit next to him and meticulously completed the action of offering incense and worshiping gods.
"What else do you need me to do next?"
Zhang Pingyi wiped his hands and said, "It's nothing."
"Is this the end?" Qin Shaoyan was a little surprised. , "You won't do it anymore?"
"Absolutely." Zhang Pingyi thought for a moment and suddenly realized, "Oh, there is one last step."
Took out a tape recorder from his bag, inserted the tape into it, and pressed the play button.
"Crack, crack!"
"..." Qin Shaoyan looked at Zhang Pingyi with a confused expression, "What is this?"
"Oh, this. , firecrackers to drive away evil spirits," Zhang Pingyi said lightly.
"You use this thing to drive away evil spirits?!" Qin Shaoyan was shocked and pointed at the tape recorder in disbelief, "You can still get away with holding a firecracker, but you just used a tape to fool me."
Zhang Pingyi didn't care. Said: "The main principle of firecrackers to exorcise evil spirits is to use the sound of firecracker explosions to simulate the sound of thunder to achieve the effect of frightening evil spirits."
"The main principle is to use sound attacks. I directly use firecracker recordings to simulate The effect is the same." Zhang Pingyi said proudly, "And I also added thunder in it, which has a better exorcism effect than simple firecrackers and is also environmentally friendly."
Qin Shaoyan nodded, "That's true. Master Zhang, he keeps pace with the times in everything he does.”
One is fooling around with his business, and the other is fooling around with his practice.
Let's just make do, since he doesn't have the money to hire a real mage anyway.
"Technology is developing and the times are progressing." Zhang Pingyi said with emotion, "Now that the Internet is developing so fast, I will build an Internet fortune-telling website in the future."
"Good idea." Qin Shaoyan He echoed, "If I had money, I would definitely invest in you."
"Forget it." Zhang Pingyi immediately gave up the idea, "I feel that it is not a good thing for the website to fall into your hands."
"I am very disappointed by what you said." Qin Shaoyan tolerated Zhang Minyi's distrust. Zhang Tianshi misunderstood him too deeply.
Zhang Tianshi did not answer the question and changed the topic, "I will go to apply for Internet broadband in the afternoon and connect the Internet first."
"There is no rush for the Internet. I haven't even applied for the business license yet."
"The business license will not be issued for ten days and a half." Zhang Pingyi was speechless, "We can't wait for the business license before installing broadband, right?"
Huh? Ten days and a half month?
Qin Shaoyan frowned, he couldn't wait that long.
Every day is precious to him now, how can he afford to wait?
You have to take the initiative and find a way to shorten this time.
How can a college student who has not graduated yet have no connections or money do it?
Qin Shaoyan thought for a while and suddenly laughed, "Let's get the office supplies back first. By the way, do you have any acquaintances in Zhongguancun?"
Zhang Pingyi immediately became alert, "You What to do?”
"Of course I'm buying a computer." Qin Shaoyan looked at Zhang Pingyi expectantly, "Do you have a way to get a high-quality and cheap computer?"
"I don't know anyone in Zhongguancun, and I wouldn't dare if I did. Go." Zhang Pingyi sighed, "After all, strangers win half the battle, and acquaintances win."
"Well, it's okay, I have an acquaintance there." Qin Shaoyan picked up his backpack, "Let's buy a computer. Go."
Zhang Pingyi was shocked, "Are you really not afraid of being killed?" "I am an acquaintance who will not kill us," Qin Shaoyan said confidently, "We are all good brothers."
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"Jingdong Times Technology Co., Ltd., um, that's right, this is it."
Qin Shaoyan looked at the sign on the door and determined that this was the place he was looking for, and recommended Opened the door and walked in.
Zhang Pingyi, who was following behind, was a little surprised. This is not a place that sells computers.
We shouldn’t need a recorder, right?
"Bring me some recorders." Qin Shaoyan shouted as he walked in.
There were several employees in Jingdong's store who were busy packing. A person sitting inside stood up in agreement, "What brand do you want?"
Qin Shaoyan looks like He was stunned, his eyes widened, and his face was full of shock, "Senior Brother Liu?!"
"Huh?!" The young boss subconsciously agreed, looking at the visitor with confusion on his face.
"Senior Brother Liu! Brother Dong!" Qin Shaoyan opened his arms and gave him a warm hug, "I haven't seen you for more than a year!"
Brother Dong confused the boss, and he patted him on the shoulder, "Ah, you've been doing well lately, right?"
"I'm doing well." Qin Shaoyan said enthusiastically , "The last time I saw you, you were at the counter. Why did you move here?"
Brother Dong sighed when he mentioned this, "Isn't this because of SARS? The counter was closed because it couldn't be opened."
"Oh, I said I couldn't find you when I went to the original place." Qin Shaoyan looked at it and said, "Hey, Brother Dong, why are you so haggard?"
"Hey, don't mention it. Brother Dong rubbed his face and said a little tiredly, "I haven't slept well recently. Alas, you..."
Qin Shaoyan pulled Zhang Pingyi behind him, "Xiao Zhang, come and introduce me to you. Liu Qiangdong, Brother Dong! A top student at Renmin University."
"I often tell people that Brother Dong is my idol. , started from scratch and created such a big business. If I remember correctly, Brother Dong is not yet thirty years old this year."
"Well, I am twenty-nine this year." Brother Dong nodded. He looked at the enthusiastic visitor in front of him with confusion.
“This is my friend, Zhang Pingyi, from the Software Engineering Department of the University of Telecommunications.” Qin Shaoyan smiled and patted Zhang Pingyi, “Brother Dong studied sociology back then, but he taught himself programming and started a business. I started by programming.”
After listening to the introduction, Zhang Pingyi said sincerely, “Brother Dong is amazing.”
"Thank you, thank you." Liu Qiangdong waved his hand, "That was all so many years ago. Alas, I have been so busy recently, you..."
"Brother Dong, you may not remember. “I’m Xiao Qin, my brother and you are schoolmates, we had dinner together,” Qin Shaoyan said shyly, “Speaking of which, I often brought my friends to buy recorders, and Brother Dong gave me a lot of discounts. , you are particularly proud in front of your friends.”
“We are all brothers, why do you mention this?” Liu Qiangdong still remembers this, but you can’t help but follow the other person’s compliments.
"Brother Dong, I have to trouble you this time." Qin Shaoyan said with some embarrassment, "I come to you to buy a recorder, and you can give me a discount."
"You're an adulterer. You don't have money for anything. Xiao Wang, bring me a recorder." Liu Qiangdong said very generously, "I'll give you one."
"No, no, no, brother Dong, if you want to do this, I will turn around and leave." Qin Shaoyan said pretending to be angry, "I don't just want one."
"I'm taking your things for nothing, where can I put my face?" Ah."
"How many do you want? I'll give them to you at the cost." Liu Qiangdong looked very generous, "You can choose whatever you want."
Qin Shaoyan pondered for two seconds, "Brother Dong, I just came back from abroad and am planning to start an Internet company in China. Let’s try it out first.” Liu Qiangdong smiled, “Brother Xiao Qin is really young and promising.”
"I'm fooling around, I can't compare to you." Qin Shaoyan said modestly, but his expression showed a bit of complacency, "I'm here this time to purchase electronic equipment for office use. I know an acquaintance of yours here. I want to Please check it."
"No problem." Liu Qiangdong nodded, "Leave it to me."
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