Chapter 114 UZI is useless in League of Legends
"It has to be Brother Tian, tsk tsk tsk, you are so brave to say it!"
Neutral anchor Brother Jiu always leaves room for his words. Seeing Ye Tian's fierceness, he got excited and agreed: "Brother Tian is so right. You can tell by looking at Xiaohu's grasshopper position. His ability to push the line is so good." The strong grasshopper only lasted for half of the whole journey, and spent two-thirds of the time hanging in front of his own tower. I..."
I was about to say a few dirty words to vent my emotions.
Brother Jiu suddenly remembered that he didn't have the capital to point at Xiaohu's nose and scold [BIYANG Wanyi] like Ye Tian did, and quickly changed his mind: "If I play like this Malzahar, you guys just point at my nose and scold me. I won’t even say a word to the whole family!”
Another live broadcast room.
Sun Yeyou, who was demoted from the second brother in the League of Legends division to the third brother, scratched the top of his sparse head, and a bit of green appeared inexplicably against the grass in the live broadcast screen.
After the four strands of hair with exclusive names fell, Sun Yeyou smacked his lips in distress: "Tian still dares to tell the truth. Let me tell you, there are fewer and fewer people in the e-sports circle who dare to tell the truth. Everyone is rich. It’s so shameful, so hypocritical, like...forget it, you can’t talk about my brother.”
"Watch the game and watch the game. I won't commentate today. It will be broadcast by Tian. Anyway, you like to watch. You don't have to go to other live broadcast rooms that you are not used to. You can watch it at the same place."
At this time.
Sun Yeyou heard something.
——"Letme has nothing to say. The dishes are normal. The duck-necked dragon's various reverse ultimate moves are the same as those in fake games. Later, everyone found out that he was the real dish, didn't they all accept it?"
Finished.
Pieces of barrages floated up.
[I thought Sun Yalong was cheating, but later I found out he was the real deal]
[The number one assistant before level 6 was the one you talked to? 】
[One big win per game hahaha]
[Did you know that Brother Sun was a Black Light Sword Master at his peak, but he was already an elderly player when he played League of Legends?]
"That's right. The one who chewed the neck of a duck while his girlfriend was pregnant is the Black Light Sword Master. He does not belong to the LOL circle. This should not be confused."
"Sooner or later, the bad guys will be punished."
Ye Tian opened the video of the second game during the break: "Let's not talk about the spoilers. Let's play it back and review it for everyone. Pluto is really outrageous in the bottom lane. Not only does this person not know Luo, he is a weak player in the Incense Burner version. You can’t even use the assistant - you see, Pluto’s Luo is under the tower, and he can’t even draw a sword. It’s been a year since his debut. Is it so difficult to become a soft assistant?”
"UZI doesn't know how to repair the tower knife?"
"It's true that the anchor has a grudge against UZI, but he won't tell lies with his eyes open. The mouse's attack speed is so fast, and his skills are not suitable for auxiliary CS. What does the poor auxiliary pad have to do with the mouse?"
"To be honest, the title Pluto doesn't really suit him. Pluto must at least have a dark scene. Using soft support for him in the World Championship is the same as being invisible. I suggest calling him Ming Shiyin."
[What a Mingshiyin! 】
[Isn’t this the new hero of King of Glory]
[Xiao Ming wasn’t very strong in the profession when he first started playing. Why is he so bad now? Even my platinum assistant won’t make mistakes]
[The new heroes were strong when they first came out, but they weakened later on]
[In the beginning, he was just holding the hand, and he followed him to learn how to use the sacred cow to protect the country. Then he used hard assistance to move up without thinking. He couldn't use the more complicated soft assistance.]
[Just say that RNG and these rubbish deceived Mr. Gou, otherwise Mr. Gou could lose to Bang? 】
[Xiao Ming gave it away. Xiao Ming gave it away. It seems that he is not satisfied with the title Ming Shiyin and wants to be the King of Hades]
Many GSLs thought that Ye Tian was speaking for UZI, and took advantage of this opportunity to reconcile with UZI, and expressed their support one after another. Many people first spent a shark fin to change the name to a name that can be associated with UZI at a glance, and then broadcast live on Ye Tian I swiped the card and received a series of small gifts.
but.
Relatively sane viewers feel that things are not simple.
Ye Tiankai and others in RNG were so aggressive that they almost whitewashed UZI.
What about when you open UZI?
Sure enough.
After Ye Tian said this, he dragged the time stamp to ten minutes.
Mala Xiangguo uses Nightmare to keep SKT's jungle barrel in the jungle.
UZI used a mouse to come from the bottom lane, opened R [full fire], raised his hand and shot...exploding cones!
Bang——
The cones are split open.
It bounced the mouse's figure for more than eight hundred yards until it hit the wall before sliding down.
"Beautiful!"
"What a jumping mouse!"
Ye Tian cheered: "This is not a mistake. The mouse's R has penetrating damage and can penetrate the fruit in front of him. The world's number one ADC will not ignore this problem when he does not have red temperature, but after he becomes red, he sees this The red fruit means that there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, so I shouted, "I can only have one red jujube in the Summoner's Rift" and went up."
"Think about it. When there is only one red warm jujube, you can say that you are the unique and uncrowned king. If there are two, three or even more red warm jujubes, what does the original red warm jujube mean?"
"In this way, there are only two paths left for Hongwen Zao - either to be the unique Hongwen Zao, or to be the reddest and largest Hongwen Jujube!"
【Hahahahahahahahaha】
[There can only be one Hongwenzao like me, it’s so amazing]
[No wonder UZI’s various hang-ups are bad, it turns out he wants to be the most popular one]
[Since you can’t be the strongest, then just be the worst, there’s nothing wrong with it]
【Open up! 】
[When you play JB, you should also play the biggest one]
【Um? Something's wrong with you! 】
[The third game starts. The third game starts. Brother Tian explains the third game]
There is a barrage reminder.
"The third game... RNG can win 80% of the time with this lineup. The anchor will draw 10,000 red envelopes for everyone first. It's best if RNG wins. It doesn't matter if it loses. Just treat it as a win."
“Let’s work together to put Wu Guan Hong Wen Zao on the public screen!”
Ye Tian looked at the game screen: "Oh, Cowardly Tiger did a good job this time. Faker used Ryze to kill Galio alone, awesome, awesome, awesome!"
【Awesome! 】
【Little Tiger is strong】
[Didn’t you just call me Brother Heihu? Now I can’t go on being black anymore? 】
[Sichuan Opera Face Changing? 】
[The anchor adjusted it, I still like the unruly look at the beginning]
The tiger dutiful son appeared again.
“Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome!”
Ye Tian read a few more words: "Spicy Xiangguo came to the middle and traded his own health for Faker's disability. Then our cowardly tiger rose up. Healing flashes were handed in together, and he jumped over the tower to kill Galio with a trace of health, and then bought a Small magic resistance... Tell me, why did Ryze buy small magic resistance when he couldn't dodge Galio? Is he afraid of getting an anal fissure from Galio's [Justice Wind]?"
"Exchanging two moves in exchange for a small magic resistance with one blood, it's so awesome, I would like to call Xiaohu the most cowardly!"
"In RNG, one is the most popular, one is the most cowardly, and one is the most hidden. They are all together! The three Gou Minghu brothers can form a Zongzi combination - with glutinous rice, red dates, and wrapped with Zongzi leaves. They are always unable to die, and they get into trouble from time to time. Jump out of the ground!"
Tiger Filial Son was still dissatisfied at first.
But after Faker was resurrected, he bought Dark Seal, teleported to support the bottom lane, and cracked the Spicy Hotpot GANK. This was in sharp contrast to Xiaohu, who got first blood and bought magic resistance.
Not long after, Xiaohu couldn't get out of the range of Galio's flashless W skills because he had no shoes. He was taunted by Faker and killed with the help of jungler Zac.
Fortunately, the rhythm of Mala Xiangguo took off. One person helped three lanes and raised UZI's Vayne by killing people. Vayne's real damage destroyed Galio, a wall that was indestructible to other ADs. Help RNG pulled the score to 2-1.
See here.
The vast majority of viewers feel that RNG can win.
However.
Entering the fourth game Ban/Pick.
Here comes the funny scene.
When UZI had Vayne outside, since Vayne was at a disadvantage during the laning period, she asked her teammates to choose the rat behind Galio.
Can rats impress Galio in Season 7?
Joke!
In the S7 season, Galio's maxed-out W is a damage reduction of 40% + 8% magic resistance bonus. It will not be interrupted during charging. It only takes 7.2 seconds to cast once when the CD is full, which is more effective than Lao Niu's ultimate move. exaggerate!
Even worse.
Before Galio became a big player, RNG was originally capable of fighting.
However, during the 25-minute Baron team battle, UZI flashed into the SKT jungle alone and broke away from his teammates. He was arrested and sent the most critical enhanced BUFF.
At twenty-eight minutes, SKT pushed together.
"At this time, RNG's output poses very little threat to Galio."
Shenchao told the truth in the main live broadcast room: "Gario can walk up to RNG's face unscrupulously and taunt anyone he meets, and that person will be disabled immediately."
"But the position of the puppy is very good, and it puts a lot of pressure on SKT from the side!" PDD saw a rat who was not invisible walking down the highland light gate alone, standing in front of the big mouth, and started to brag without hesitation. .
The other side.
Ye Tian glanced at the skill bar.
Say four words decisively: "The dog is taking a bath!"
The words just fell.
Gnar swept the rat with a boomerang, causing it to slow down. Bang seizes the opportunity, controls the big mouth to turn his head, activates W to increase the range, and sprays wildly outside the mouse's A range!
Hit A seven times and take him away directly!
【Fuck, I really gave it away】
[Puppies (big mouth skin) kill puppies]
[I don’t know why I dared to walk to that position without dodge or stealth]
[One wave will send Baron away, and another wave will send home. Is this the world's No. 1 ADC? 】
[No. 1 in the world? Blow! 】
【Dog Bang reappears】
[Speaking of which, Bang’s state has been very poor in this world championship. How come he became so powerful when he saw UZI? 】
"Father, there is a BUFF bonus."
Ye Tian counted them one by one: "In the S3 season, the pig made Chuanbing Q the first priest, and in the S4 season Imp became the second priest. The strongest thing is that no matter how weak the team is, Imp will lead a lot of people, and there will be no BO5." He lost to UZI; the third priest is our last ADC Alpaca of EDG. You can also call a North Korean pilot. He died suddenly of nervousness when he stood out in a competition. He either flew into the crowd or passed a lantern, but he specifically arrested UZI."
"Do you know what it means?"
"It shows that in the alpaca judgment, playing against UZI is not considered a competition."
"The fourth priest is Bang. The one who didn't have MA in the S6 season played a real role. Even if he doesn't play, Bang is still a priest - has everyone seen it this year?"
"Again, I'm a simple dish. The anchor can't say anything. It's impossible to ask everyone to be a hexagonal warrior. But if you don't practice the version of the hero + you feel uncomfortable playing, you just choose the hero at will + you don't have the skills to walk up and die suddenly. , you still have the nerve to say that you are Faker in the bottom lane? Do wild dogs dare to touch the porcelain god?"
[According to this, Brother Tian is also a priest]
[Arrest the bathing dog when he comes on stage, what is he other than a priest?]
【The fifth priest】
【five? Brother Tian cannot be the fifth priest, not even five words! 】
"You know how to draw inferences from one instance to another. Five words won't work. That's why Ming Kai is like this."
Ye Tian turned on the music player: "It just happened that the anchor recorded a song during the break. Let's listen to it. I wrote the lyrics for "Not a God" based on "Not a Hero". The copyright fee has been paid, so there is no involvement. If you report infringement, you can save yourself some trouble.”
Said.
Ye Tian opened the Wangyiyun player.
Play music that you imported and created lyrics yourself.
After the melodious sound of the flute, lines of text appeared in front of all the audience.
——QG was tested during the transfer period, and dog fans discussed the comeback date.
With this strength, he will definitely win the championship, let alone talk about a giant baby without a crown.
Red is too warm, violent is too violent, so please be tolerant of my emotions.
He's still there to catch actors, and if things don't go well, he hangs up.
Spicy hot pot is not worth mentioning. I only deserve to give up growth. Being my teammate is your blessing. After eating up the economy, I will put pressure on the opponent... I was beaten by Deft and killed by Bang... Please help me in the jungle. Come on, mid laner, hurry up and hit T. If it doesn’t go my way, I won’t play.
Don't blame me for being willful. This is God's temper. Although the public opinion is unfavorable, don't be afraid, I still have a navy.
Play to the last paragraph: He has never won even a few small games in his whole life against Korea, and he always gets the credit.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back.
【Hahahahaha classic】
[It’s right to do justice for heaven, no, the anchor himself is heaven]
[UZI defeated all the ADs in the world, but none of them were defeated]
[Why can Brother Tian hold back his laughter? Is it because professional players can control their emotions very well? 】
[This song is truly divine, more real than "The Lone Swimmer"]
[Don’t be embarrassed, average UZI and Faker, each has 1.5 world champions, split equally between Imp and Deft, each has 0.5 world champions, it’s clear who is the world’s number one ADC]
[Can UZI go to the LCK division and repay the LPL?]
[Have the host considered entering the singing circle? Ye He Naraying, an old lady in her fifties, is in need of support to guard the country.]
"There's no way the LCK wants him."
"Don't believe it? The anchor will give you an example."
Ye Tian counted them one by one: "Zhurang's ID is Piglet, P is the key to open the store, E is the skill key, and G is the signal key. They are all very useful. Imp is also useful for P, and Deft's D, E, and F are useful."
"Bang has B and G. These two are indispensable. Without them, it is almost impossible to play."
"But among the three keys U, Z, and I, only Z can view the chat history, which is to create public opinion. Apart from creating public opinion, U, Z, and I are of no use in the game League of Legends!"
U, Z, and I are useless!
One sentence fell.
The topic exploded on the spot.
Compared with a series of things such as red temperature and bathing, U, Z, and I are useless from an unprecedented perspective. The audience in Ye Tian’s live broadcast room immediately spread this statement, from the post bar to the player group and the video comment area. Full of identical copywriting.
【So talented】
[Before UZI joined, RNG could beat the ever-powerful EDG, but after UZI joined, it was directly crushed by EDG]
[We were champions before you came, but after you came we lost our champions]
[After you leave, we will be champions again]
[If RNG can still win the championship after UZI leaves, the program will be fully effective]
[UZI, leave quickly, I want to see RNG win the championship]
[No one wants it. Didn’t Brother Tian just explain to you that UZI is useless]
On-site at the Zhengda Sports Center in Shanghai.
The war song sounded.
The fifth deciding game between RNG and SKT begins.
On the blue side, RNG came up with a lineup of top laner Shen, jungler Lee Sin, mid laner plane, bottom lane cannon + gem, and faced off against SKT's top laner Gnar, jungle prince, mid laner Galio, and bottom lane female. Police Lulu.
Let the prince + Galio go!
“The RNG robs AD of small cannons on the first floor. Isn’t this kidnapping BP?”
"In the last game, I didn't choose Vayne because I felt uncomfortable playing in the lane. Maybe I could still wash it. You can say that the anchor is just making assumptions. What about this game?"
Ye Tian pointed directly at the core: "Except for skateboard shoes, no AD heroes have been banned. On the first floor, RNG took out the small cannons that weakened the E skill by 0.5 coefficient, and released Prince Galio, a pair of heroes who can force team fights, and Wine Barrel , Pig Girl are all banned, spicy hot pot can only be used by blind monk, can blind monk be used in this version? "
"The coach is also a coward. Are you the one who did the Ban/Pick? Or JB Wind BP. It's more appropriate to call him BP who doesn't offend the bathing dog. In order to listen to the bathing dog, he ignores the version, the lineup, and ignores other position selections. Of course, When you’re not coaching, do you work as a bather at a dog bathing house?”
soon.
The game lasted 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
SKT used Policewoman + Lulu in the bottom lane, deliberately choosing a lane control style at night to give the illusion that the jungler was brushing from the bottom up.
UZI and Xiao Ming pressed forward without any doubt.
During the confrontation, the Gem Knight was crippled by the policewoman Lulu, and the prince with the red buff at the beginning was captured at the second level. UZI did not provide auxiliary treatment to speed up the distance, and Xiao Ming attached the ignition to the full-blooded prince before dying.
[Little Peanut is indeed a fan of the factory director. This trick caught him at the second level and got the true inheritance]
【Technical Guidance 777】
[RNG will definitely be caught at the second level in key rounds in the bottom lane]
[In the beginning, no treatment was given to assist with acceleration. When the support was activated, the treatment was given for free, and the support was given an ignition for free. Is this a professional league? 】
[I’m gold 5, not that good]
[No more, the delivery started on the bottom lane]
The audience saw Ye Tian's analysis and came to a unanimous conclusion.
really.
It’s the middle of the game.
The duo of Prince + Galio stands out as an invincible player, especially Galio, who can accurately appear at the position where others in SKT reveal their weaknesses every time, saving teammates from fire and water and even reversing the results of small-scale team battles.
In contrast, RNG.
A coward stood out in the middle, a red AD stood out, and a sleepwalker stood out in the auxiliary. It was not until 40 minutes that the Gem Knight launched his first big move.
The RNG team, which was far behind SKT in the front row, was unable to resist and was retreating steadily.
"The puppy fell..."
As I remembered crying in the commentary in the main live broadcast room, SKT completed the team elimination of RNG and defeated RNG 3-2 in the 2017 League of Legends Global Finals - Semi-finals, gaining the first qualification to enter the finals. .
…
"Spicy Hotpot is very good. I won two games and was the MVP. In the last game, AD kidnapped BP and I had to use Blind Sin. There was no other way."
"Letme is considered a human being, with no merits or demerits, and has done everything within her capabilities."
Ye Tianyi commented: "Bathing Dog is not the best in terms of performance on the court, but Xia Luo didn't dare to let the team lose half a position, and even shot the prince Galio with a small cannon on the first floor. There is nothing to say, right? Just take the pot and go back to burn it. Take a bath with Shuijun, wash yourself well, and then come out and sell the character of the world’s No. 1 ADC.”
"The Cowardly Tiger takes the second pot, and the bather coach and Ming Shiyin share the third and fourth pots among themselves!"
"Originally, the anchor hoped that RNG would win, and planned to draw another 10,000 red envelopes for everyone, but because Dong Xi, the newbie of RNG, was not a human being, he wiped out everyone's 10,000 red envelopes... Then let's draw postcards."
"Ten postcards autographed by the bathing dog, and ten autographed postcards by the cowardly tiger. It's still a barrage lottery. Everyone put [red dog, cowardly tiger, Pluto bather coach] on the public screen!"
(End of chapter)