Chapter 1 01, Good Brother Shenhao System
Lin Chu felt that his life was caught in a curse:
When the deposit in the bank card exceeds 100,000, he will definitely be able to find a girlfriend.
After being in a relationship for more than half a year, my bank card balance was cleared, and I still had to pay a huge debt.
In half a year at most, they will definitely break up.
Hey.
Lin Chu called this law - the law that money and girlfriends cannot have both.
In his life, this law even surpassed the "law of true fragrance" and ranked first.
…
"Breaked up again?"
In a craft brewery, Lin Chu and hair boy Wang Zhefei were sitting face to face, each other winking and smiling.
"Who told you?"
"Why the hell do other people have to tell me this? When you were in love, when were you willing to come to a place like this with me? Roadside stalls are all luxury consumption. You can't even afford Budweiser. Drink Qingdao. I'll fuck you. Yes! Let me buy it!”
Wang Zhefei said excitedly, and picked up the box of cigarettes on the table: "Evidence two, lotus, tsk, Boss Lin, you are so awesome, you can smoke lotus. When you are in love, when have you not smoked Zhongnanhai? 0.5, it’s called a low amount of tar, which is good for the lungs.”
"Evidence three:..."
Lin Chu was sweating profusely and almost fell to his knees.
Brother, stop talking.
elder brother.
I know I was wrong.
"Brother, stop talking. Please, stop talking. I'll pay for it tonight."
Wang Zhefei smiled evilly and stretched out his hand: "Boss, here are a dozen more monastery ingredients!"
hiss!
Lin Chu took a breath of cold air.
"Half a dozen!"
"Please, half a dozen!"
Wang Zhefei: "Heh...just one dozen!"
Lin Chu:......
Half an hour later.
"Brother Fei, is it delicious?"
Wang Zhefei was already lying on the table, Hubi grinned, and he didn't know what he was thinking of, but his eyes were a little hazy.
Lin Chu: "Brother, actually this time, I want to discuss something with you. Lend me 10,000 yuan first, and I can't pay back the credit card."
"ah……"
Wang Zhefei's voice was hazy, and he was obviously eighty percent drunk.
Lin Chu turned on his mobile phone camera and recorded: "Then you agreed?"
"ah."
"Okay, then I'll take it myself. Your mobile phone password is still 970822, right?"
"ah."
"The evidence is here. I'll send it to you tomorrow. I'll write the IOU to you later and pay it back in three months."
Lin Chu recorded the entire scene, took his phone, unlocked it, opened WeChat, transferred 10,000 yuan, entered the password, and succeeded.
Done.
"Thank you, Brother Fei. If the boss says it's safe, let's go. I'll take you to the hotel to rest."
Effortlessly carrying Wang Zhefei on his back, Lin Chu booked a double room in a nearby hotel.
As soon as he put him on the bed and took off his shoes and socks, Wang Zhefei was already snoring like thunder.
…
The faucet was running.
Lin Chu's eyes were a little dull, and his thoughts were a little unrestrained. He let the hot water pour on his head. This was the most relaxing moment every day.
How could they break up?
He still couldn't figure it out.
I am twenty-four years old this year. I graduated from college two years ago and work in a financial company selling financial products.
The income is not low.
The monthly income ranges from more than 10,000 yuan to nearly 50,000 yuan at most.
He's not ugly either. He's 1.85 meters tall. Although he doesn't have six-pack abs, he definitely doesn't have a belly. He has a straight face. He was the host of the welcome party in college.
It’s not like I haven’t talked about love before.
From college to now, four paragraphs.
Can……
Anyway, there is no good result every time.
Often, when the money is gone, the love fades away.
"Ah, there is no cure for love brain..."
"As soon as I fall in love, I want to spend money on my partner like crazy, buy bags, clothes, lipstick, fruits, milk tea, underwear..."
"Every time I spend, I spend more than I can afford. My girlfriend's consumption level has also improved, and the bags she wants are getting more and more expensive..."
"I couldn't afford this anymore, so she became more and more angry, and there were more and more minor conflicts, and then... it collapsed! We broke up."
"Damn, I'm such a fool!"
Lin Chu learned from the pain this time and decided to change his face and start a new life.
…
There was more and more water mist in front of me, and a panel that resembled a science fiction scene quietly appeared in front of me.
[Good Brother Shenhao System: Spend money on a boy and get double returns. If the other party's intimacy reaches 90 or above, the system will unlock the certified friend status. After the other party calls you daddy, you will get ten times the return effect. 】
[Current number of friends: 1]
[Friend: Wang Zhefei]
[Intimacy: 100]
Lin Chu:?
Am I crazy?
Tongzi?
Is it you?
Or am I hallucinating after drinking too much?
Rubbing his eyes, Lin Chu let out a weird cry as the shower gel went in. He quickly rinsed it off and rubbed it again. The panel was still there.
Really!
But... Tongzi, you are very different and unruly!
Spend money on your good brother?
I always feel...lost.
I went to his house for a meal and even if I didn't let him drink a bottle of wine, I felt like I didn't eat well.
However, thinking of his first law and all the stupid behaviors, Lin Chu took a deep breath, quickly dried his body, wrapped himself in a bath towel, and walked out of the bathroom.
Lying on his bed, putting up pillows and looking at Wang Zhefei who was sleeping soundly, Lin Chu fell into deep thought. It turns out that Fei Zai "loves" me so much.
The intimacy level has reached 100.
At critical moments, brothers are still reliable.
…
Compared to himself, Wang Zhefei is an out-and-out bastard, a bitch, and a low-key man in women's mouths.
He almost never buys new clothes. In a place like Pengcheng, T-shirts, big pants, and flip-flops are the norm all year round. Anyway, he is a programmer and the company doesn’t require him to dress. He can wear whatever he wants.
I don’t smoke. I used to smoke, but then I quit to save money.
If you don't fall in love, even if you occasionally have dinner with a female colleague, you will never be AA.
In two years, he successfully saved a car and a deposit of more than 300,000 yuan.
But still not in love.
Deposit figures are still increasing year by year.
The dog has already made plans to retire at the age of thirty-five and travel around the world.
The science and engineering man who has never been in love is so awesome!
…
Spend money on him and get a rebate?
Lin Chu looked at him sleeping soundly, but couldn't fall asleep. He wanted to test the system functions first.
Transfer, 1 yuan.
Then I took his phone and clicked receive.
Um?
Why not?
The system panel in front of me did not appear.
Just when doubts appeared in Lin Chu's mind, the panel appeared and text flowed out.
[Newbie’s Guide: Spend money, not transfer money]
[Spending money must be used for joint consumption by both parties, or for giving gifts and the other party receiving them]
[Tip: The rebate has been automatically bound to the host's commonly used salary card, China Construction Bank's first-level account savings card ending in 233]
[Tip: System fund entry is not subject to any supervision]
Lin Chu:......
Tongzi, you can't do it.
Not simple and crude enough.
So, from now on, wouldn’t I become... the biggest payer among my male friends?
As a financial salesperson, this is so exciting!
Lin Chu quickly discovered this new "scene".
However, at this time, he still wanted to test it first.
So he turned on his cell phone and charged Wang Zhefei 100 yuan in phone bills.
[Spend 100 yuan for friend No. 1 Wang Zhefei and get a rebate: 200]
Seeing the number on the bank card, Lin Chu got up excitedly on the bed.
continue!
Rush 1000!
[Spent 1,000 yuan for friend No. 1 Wang Zhefei and received a rebate of 2,000]
Lin Chu started to get excited.
However, charging for the phone bill makes me look like a fool.
It’s hard to explain to others when Feizi gets up tomorrow.
Think about it for a moment.
Lin Chu thought of his father.
Dad, he should be considered a male friend, right?
Why?
I’m going!
My father's intimacy level with me is not even 90?
Dad... faded, faded.
Forget it, between father and son, it doesn't matter.
Lin Chu charged his father another 1,000 yuan for the phone bill.
Soon, I received another rebate of 2000.
This business is too capable, right?
…
After thinking about it, Lin Chu got even more excited. He opened his mobile address book and quickly screened the "non-idiot male friends" he knew.
For "silly leaders", "rooster colleagues", "bad classmates", "sable customers"...
Even if I don't want the rebate, I can't give them an advantage.
This is the principle!
Anyway, the system is here and can be used at any time. There is no need to worry about it tonight.
Next, Lin Chu gave more than a dozen male friends with good connections, ranging from elementary school, to junior high school, to university, to work, all charged 1,000 yuan in phone bills.
Total rebates received: 28,000.
Wang Zhefei's 10,000 yuan was repaid, and his credit card and Huabei were also completely paid off...
Lin Chu... felt happy.
Totally happy.
Where is the address book? This is clearly a large money printing machine!
Not only did he earn favors, but he also received rebates.
In the future, I have to continue to expand my circle of friends and get to know more good brothers and big brothers!
Although, in this world, my brother and I have a heart-to-heart relationship, and my brother plays tricks on me, but from the pile of scum, I can still pick out some.
The point is, he can get rebates!
……
I had all kinds of thoughts for a while...
Lin Chu couldn't bear it any longer.
Go to bed first.
Get up tomorrow and do a big job!
You can’t use money to arrange an Audi A6 for my dad, his dream car?
And...Wang Zhefei...
Brother, I have wronged you today. Go to sleep first. Get up tomorrow. My brother will take you to the water party!
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(End of chapter)