Chapter 95 Who is Lao Si Ji! ?
Although I really want to say 'love', I feel that it is a relationship that has not progressed yet.
So An Yi looked at the barrage with shame and anger: "I have blocked all those guys who just swiped the screen. Anyone else who is 'you Lulu, I am Nar', get rid of them all!"
The house manager got the order, and then.
Eagle Dog House Manager: A massacre on Zhejiang Satellite TV!
Ignoring the numerous ‘protections! Protect! Protect! ’, a bloody storm broke out in the live broadcast room, and all fans were delighted to issue a three-minute ban warning.
And Ruoxi was still wondering why her sister was angry, but after reading it several times, the girl suddenly looked at her chest and understood completely.
At the same time, she also understood: these fans are so good at driving, they seem to be the same as her!
Not knowing what Ruoxi was thinking, An Yi was still comforting: "Ruoxi, just ignore them, just pretend you didn't see them."
Ruoxi nodded and logged in. League of Legends.
As for the account number, An Yi guessed that it should be a new account registered by her sister, but when she opened the character information, An Yi immediately lost her mind.
ID: Chizuru7, Ionia region, king with 777 points! (This is an Easter egg)
Looking at Aki’s mouth that grew in surprise, the barrage came out:
“Are you scared? This is my size!”
"If there is anything good about it, give it to us!"
But Anyi turned the camera to look at the laptop screen, and the barrage was confused.
“You call this a newbie?”
“As we all know, in any game, the guys who call themselves ‘newbies’ are the most terrifying! They belong to the players at the top of the pyramid!”
And Ruoxi quickly explained that the account was not hers, but that she borrowed it from her younger cousin.
An Yi did not expect that he would have such a little cousin who is an alliance master.
But it’s much more convenient to have an account, at least you have all the heroes.
Originally, Aki was worried that matching her younger sister’s new account would be a fish fry, but now it has become a shark tank.
She had no choice but to issue a recruitment order in the live broadcast room: "Brother Meng, the match strength of this number is Ruoxi's. In order to let her play the game, a few Bronze and Silver came in to play the water game. .”
Barrage:
“Why! Are we going in and being trampled under our feet?”
"It seems that it is not unacceptable for An Yi to wear high-heeled shoes!"
"Why do you want to reward them!"
An Yi knows that there is a hundred million points gap between her strength and theirs, so she Promise: "I play with one hand. As long as I die once or use both hands once, the live broadcast will be extended by one hour this month."
Barrage: "Okay! It's a deal! Those who regret it will swallow a thousand sticks." Needle!”
Then An Yi opened the room, and a large number of water friends came in instantly.
Seeing this, An Yi mocked: "What? I was worried that people with gold or above would come in, but it turns out that my fans are only bronze and silver."
Barrage:
"You're going to Scold!"
"What's wrong with Silver! I have a 40% win rate in Ionia!"
"Uh-huh! Yasuo has a win rate of 40 in 10,000 games. Should you wreak havoc on Ionia or wreak havoc on your own spring?”
"Brother, why don't we bury him, so as not to lose this person."
But how could he let such a good prospect go, so An Yi decisively gave the last position to this good brother.
Then an ID named "Hayate E has a way back" appeared on the opposite side, and correspondingly there was another "Happiness Never Ended" on Aki's side.
There is a terminally ill Yasuo on each side. Well, the terminally ill guy is not the unique brother! right! It's a unique skill!
Seeing that everyone was here, An Yi also announced: "Everyone is ready, let's start."
The game starts and everyone officially enters the hero selection interface.
Because he could only use one hand, Aki chose an ice shooter who didn't rely much on skills.
Ruoxi asked: "What about me?"
An Yi blushed: "You can be the nanny."
Barrage:
"Isn't this still 'You Ai Xi, my wet nurse'!"
"Damn it! Don't let everyone suck it! You secretly suck it yourself, right?"
"A bad woman who eats alone! ”
The two parties soon selected their own lineup.
Blue Square VS Red Square
Top lane: Smart Malphite VS Hands of Elementary School Students
Jungle: Barbarian Three Blades VS Juhua Xin
Middle lane: Toolsuo VS Orphan Suo
Bottom lane: Brave Bombardier VS Ice Archer
Auxiliary: Headscratcher VS Children of the Stars
Originally, An Yi was a little worried about the presence of one or two high-ranking veterans on the opposite side.
When she saw the lineup, she was convinced that this was purebred real money! The kind with 999 purity!
As soon as he entered the game, Yasuo, the blue player, immediately said: "Fuck! I choose Yasuo and you choose to jungle instead of knocking up, right? Do you still want to join my family tree? This is the point!"
Malphite: "No! Brother, I have a big move! It's very powerful! You come to the first-level group in the lower half first!"
Anyi: "., can you not do it? Chat on the public screen to report the time.”
As a result, Malphite from the opposite side was directly caught by An Yi and said: "You are typing with both hands, right! The live broadcast duration is +1!"
An Yi: "???"
Got tricked!
After watching the barrage, he exclaimed:
“Damn it! I thought this Malphite was really a fool, but I didn’t expect him to be so wise as a fool!”
"Just for a split second! The brains of stoner players all over the world were down for a second. I was still wondering, it turned out that all the brains were used by you!"
"That's not all! The brains of the Nuoshou players were all borrowed by the opponent. Let’s go!”
“It’s true that stone people share the same brain, right?” “Hahaha! It’s hard not to doubt An Yi’s intelligence.” >
And An Yi did not expect that he would encounter the legendary 'Smart Malphite'.
Therefore, the points reported are also fake, just to seduce myself into typing and making complaints.
The next second, four people from the opposite side rushed out of the jungle together.
Smart Malphite: I didn’t expect it. This is a series of tricks. While you are typing, I will directly invade and then take the first blood of Sister Benzi!
It’s just that Mr. Malphite brought in the typing speed of real money and ignored Aki’s reaction speed.
At this time, An Yi was standing guard in the grass in the wild area. With the eyes inserted in the grass in the river, she turned back and shot an arrow.
Blue Fang Yasuo: "I'll do it!"
The reason why Ice Level 1 is strong is because the passive slowdown can help teammates retain people, thus forming a concentrated fire.
So, as long as the ice is not slowed down to the target, she is useless.
Based on this, Lan Fang Yasuo suddenly turned his blade and threw out a wall of wind, blocking Aki's flat A.
Anyi:? ? ?
Barrage: "???"
While everyone was confused, Lan Fang Yasuo sent a signal to his biological father in the family tree, as if to say: Good opportunity for foster father!
Stone Man: Must Kill! The wheels are rolling!
The first time Aki was exposed, the stone man immediately threw a Q, and Xerath on the other side also threw an E skill to stun Aki.
Seeing this, An Yi wanted to move away, but...
Red Yasuo: Stop hurting my mother!
I saw him turning his blade, and a wall of wind was also thrown out.
An Yi: There are still masters!
As expected of Yasuo Wanba. Although he is unconscious, has a poor mentality, and often turns into the god of death, his operation is top-notch. Stoneman's Q and Xerath's E were all blocked by the wind wall.
What else is there to say here? Relying on the cover of the wind wall, An Yi turned directly to the opposite side of A!
It is worth mentioning that An Yi brought "War Zeal" this time because he was abusing vegetables. He turned around and A'ed Yasuo, and then A'ed Yasuo again.
The plane on the opposite side also A's Ayi, and then QAs Anyi.
But all the output from the opposite side hit the wind wall! Yasuo's wind wall took a lot of damage and control!
But because the other side walked out of the wind wall to chase An Yi, they were not protected by their own wind wall.
At the same time, a TP from the red side fell down. It was Noshou who had already reached the top lane and saw a fight starting in the bottom lane, so he chose to teleport for support!
An Yi finally understood, everyone here has a great talent!
Seeing this, she stopped talking nonsense and turned back to A.
The blue side immediately withdrew because there was one less player, and when it saw Nuo's T coming down.
Who are they missing? Less jungle!
We don’t know why the invasion didn’t involve junglers, and we don’t dare to ask.
But the Barbarian King was doing push-ups at the blue Buff.
Obviously, unlike the various fancy jungle openings at high levels, there are only two choices for low-level junglers, one is red opening and the other is blue opening.
Even if there is an additional option to open the invasion in the opposite buff, the CPU will be overloaded on the spot.
So now the Barbarian King can only provide all support except actual actions.
At this time, Ruoxi showed her excellent gaming talent. She controlled the nanny to walk over to the opposite side and immediately AQA. A meteor fell and hit three people, and then triggered the thunder, which hit two more people with range damage.
Seeing the rapid decline of their family's blood volume, the players on the blue side just wanted to say: As expected of An Yi, he is ambushing here, he has planned this!
An Yi: It was obviously your own public announcement that you wanted a first-level group to invade!
Yasuo: Damn it. Why does the opponent do so much more damage than me!
An Yi: Who taught you Yasuo’s level 1 W point? If you take damage, you will be a ghost!
Logically speaking, Red can retreat at this time, but suddenly the blue light on An Yi's body lit up.
quiet! spirit! disease! step!
This is the exclusive summoner skill of Abuse Hanbing. Seizing the opportunity, Aki moved forward quickly and walked A stack of War Zeal.
Xin Zhao also came over and flashed an E to catch up with the enemy Yasuo who was running away. Aki walked over and got the first blood with an A, and then activated the Q skill.
That’s right, it’s the Q skill shooter’s focus!
Obviously Aki feels that the W skill is not easy to use with one hand, so he wants to use Q to give the opponent a huge blow!
Aki, who had received an attack speed bonus, fired three times in a row, ghostly walking so that the opponent could not escape.
Nuoshou T came down with a Q banquet and forced two flashes from all directions. Aki followed up with a flash and chased, killing the plane and Zelas again.
The first-level team got three kills!
Aki just wanted to say: "There has never been such a wonderful start!"
So Aki went home and bought shoes + long sword + long sword, and then asked: "Do we still need to play in this round?"
The barrage immediately said: "Fight! Why don't you fight!"
An Yi: "彳亍!"
She wants to see how these mentally retarded competitors can fight. What happened?
But when she saw the stone man teleporting online to kill Nuo Shou alone, Xin Zhao ambushed the angry barbarian king in the jungle and was killed by two critical strikes, and the two Yasuos in the middle were skating each other with their second level E, she Realize that this game is really not easy.
Apart from the fact that these people deliberately create program effects, their existence is inherently a program effect.
It's just that An Yi never expected that the most effective person in the show would be his sister.
In the online battle, Aki went up to touch Xerath, moved to avoid his E, and pursued him forcefully to kill him.
Ruoxi saw the barrage and asked: "Sister, they asked you why you play support and not masturbation?"
An Yi:? ? ? It doesn’t count if it doesn’t have the ‘masturbation’ function!
But she still answered patiently: "Because Xerath scratched his head."
Ruoxi seemed to understand, and asked again: "Then why do you cum so fast when the opponent can't beat you?"
An Yi:? ? ? Because girls don’t have a CD (Han Bing is a level-A AD and there is no vacuum period), they can keep ejaculating. Boys have a CD and need to rest for a while before ejaculating. (Aircraft is a skill-level AD, and there is a vacuum period)
But this cannot be said
And An Yi, who was unwilling to leave, asked: "Ruoxi, can you give me a drink? "
Ruoxi shook her head: "The amount of blue is not enough, you have drained it dry, there is not a drop left."
An Yi:? ? ?
Looking at her sister's pure eyes, An Yi opened her mouth, but never spoke.
But the barrage was already laughing like crazy.
At the same time, they also realized a problem. My sister should be really innocent like this, and she is definitely not an old Si Ji!
It’s just that my sister looks a little strange, right?
How strange? It’s so lovable!
(End of this chapter)