Chapter 244: Why can't I send Sion to death? (2-in-1)
An Yi: "Do you want to plug it in?"
Ruoxi held the graphics card in her hand eager to try: "Well, it's my first time, let me try it."< br>
An Yi said dotingly: "Then plug it in."
Hearing the sound, Ruoxi picked up two graphics cards and pushed them against the motherboard, but she couldn't get in despite trying many times.
An Yi looked at the anxious Ruoxi and reminded: "Did you insert it in the wrong place?"
Ruoxi: "Yes, it's just too big to get in, but it doesn't matter, I'll do it with all my strength." A miracle."
Anyi: "! ?"
She seemed to understand why the old computer was damaged by playing, so she hurriedly gave instructions.
When I saw the gold finger protective cover that had not been removed from the graphics card and the bezel on the back of the computer, Anyi almost broke the guard. Fortunately, after correcting it, there were no more accidents during the installation process.
After installing my original computer hard drive, the computer lights up at once.
Anyi said happily: "Perfect!"
After re-adjusting the software and audio channels, the live broadcast time is almost here.
So Ruoxi sat aside obediently, and An Yi started the live broadcast after making an announcement.
Then An Yi exclaimed excitedly: "Little An Yi comes to Nuo~"
Ruoxi:? ? ?
Cute! Want to fuck! The kind that will be turned off immediately!
The barrages were caught on the spot by Aki’s malicious and cute clipping sound.
Milk-white Xuezi: "Ah! My health bar is empty, Sister Benzi is so cute!"
"Where's Ah Wei, you're so numb, come out and die."
"Honey! Can you do it again! I'll be fine if you do it again!"
Looking at the fierce reaction of the barrage, Aki suddenly realized that he had just been affected by female psychology.
It seems that I can’t stay down there all the time, otherwise I will fall completely into pieces sooner or later.
Then she also changed the topic and said: "Well, I just tried the sound on the newly equipped computer. If there is no problem, today's live broadcast will officially start."
At this time, The curtains have been raised one after another:
"An Yi, my sister-in-law hasn't been on camera for a long time. Let's play with her."
"Sister, please give me rice!"
"Sister Benzi, you don't want to make your sister sad either. Let’s go.”
An Yi, who has always been a fan, looked at Ruoxi who was standing aside.
At this time, she was doing her nails because An Yi said "your nails scratched me" last night, trying to give An Yi a better experience.
As a result, An Yi asked at this time: "Fans want to see you play with me, can you come?"
Ruo Xi was very happy: "Yes, but I can only play in the ranks below diamond. And he can only support and jungle.”
Jungle? It seems that this little girl is playing behind her back a lot!
An Yi remembered: "It just so happened that my alt account was reskinned and sealed (when I was testing the champion skin before). I need to get a new alt account. Let's start from a lower level."
< br>And this is not about frying fish. If the main account is gone, you really have to open a new one.
Ruoxi agreed and opened the computer nearby.
An Yi also changed the title to: Sisters are killing each other
Then she found the long-lost little account, and logged in with the ID name of 'The Great Emperor Liu Ruyan' .
An Yi also showed off: "How about my ID? I managed to get it with great difficulty."
Ruo Xi thought for a while: "emm, it sounds like a loser."
Then he logged into the small account given by An Yi, and his ID was 'Moonlight Emperor Shen Youchu'.
Comparing the left and right, An Yi seems to have found the reason why he has been down there.
Then An Yi also brought Ruoxi into the team: "When you are tired of playing in the bottom lane, I will go to the top lane and you can play jungle. Anyway, you are gold and I am platinum, so play whatever you want."
Ruo Xi nodded: "Okay, what are we playing for?"
Anyi: Since you are Ai Xi and my wet nurse on the bottom lane, then on the top lane, you and I are the wine barrel and Gnar? (Not)
Looking at the ranks in front of her, An Yi suddenly remembered a very interesting routine: "How about playing a little coquettishly?"
Ruoxi: "."
She really wanted to say: You The posture I played last night was quite sexy.
Of course she did not dare to say this openly, but she just responded obediently: "It's up to you."
So An Yi locked the top lane position and let Ruoxi choose the jungle position. .
Then An Yi looked at the barrage and said: "Don't say that I only care about my own points and don't care about my brothers. Today I will introduce to you a routine to give points to others, the kind that can win if you die more than ten times."
Barrage:
“Giving someone a cent on their head? I know all these words, but I can’t understand how they are put together.”
“Sister Benzi, are you? You want to give away the head to make the opponent happy enough to order it for you, right?”
Seeing the barrage, An Yi knew that the fish was hooked, so he shouted: “If you don’t believe it, let’s make a bid.”
In other live broadcast rooms, people are betting on whether they can kill a few people in this round and whether they can be super.
As a result, An Yi came up with a question: Can he die more than ten times in this round and win.
Barrage: "Is there such a good thing?"
Death a dozen times, you still have to win! ?
Seeing that An Yi wanted to be a money-giving boy, all the hundreds of millions of fish balls in the live broadcast room were overwhelming.
But there are also people who are "fearful of others but greedy" who put tens of millions of fish balls in "can".
And I looked at the barrage of ‘Sending Money Boy’ and ‘Thank you Sister Benzi for letting me have a good New Year’ all over the screen.
With a lot of money, she went directly to the account to buy millions of fish balls.
An Yi: Stud is a kind of wisdom!
Seeing how confident she is, the barrage is a little uncertain:
"Sister Benzi, you don't know how to trade."
"My name is 'Pan'." (Banned for 3 minutes)
Anyi was confused: "How can I trade? I didn't see the necessary It only counts if you win.”
Fans feel the same way. If you die more than ten times, the opponent’s top laner will not become a big daddy, but a grandpa!
How about winning a hammer? Is it possible that after death, the house on the other side can be demolished?
So the fans started rubbing their hands and waiting to receive the fish balls.
Seeing that everyone did not know the horror of the 'death stream', An Yi smiled like a little devil.
It's the kind of person who can transform into a succubus on the spot by drawing a little heart on her belly.
The fishing was successful and she clicked on the ranking.
The match was instantly matched, and An Yi Ruoxi was in the upper field position of the red side.
With the selection of heroes on both sides, the girl saw a stone man selected on the opposite side.
Wrinkling his brows, the giant lava beast became delirious and twisted the tree spirit.
Is there really someone who is not afraid of death and chooses this kind of top order in front of him?
So Aki immediately locked in a Sion.
That’s right! This is none other than the famous Death Flow Sion!
The well-known death flow Sion is the future big G version, but everyone knows that the death flow was developed by Shenchao at the end of 2018 based on foreign death flow tactics.
Even made it to the All-Star Game and won.
But today's players don't know this trick, and the barrage said:
"Sion? You are so stubborn that you can chop him into a stone man!"
"You Something’s wrong, you’re not my sister, I can’t play an RBQ hero like Sion!”
"It seems that the top laner on the opposite side is also an anchor."
Tiger Channel next door.
In a tepid live broadcast room, BUG was confronting the barrage, saying: Putting aside the fact that I was 1-8 last time, didn’t my teammates make any mistakes at all? (I’m not going to clean up the BUG. I used this character just because I’m not a normal person and have stacked armor.)
Such an outrageous statement attracted barrage of ridicule, but BUG himself said it didn’t matter, after all, he was just eating this traffic.
But as a new round began, the discussion point of the barrage changed from his 1-8 record in the previous round to the opposite Sion.
An Yi!
These two words appeared very frequently, and BUG immediately understood that the top laner on the opposite side was the female champion player of IG.
In an instant, his eyes shined brightly, traffic is coming!
So BUG flexed his muscles and pretended to be serious: "If you cheat your teammates, you'll cheat them. Don't worry about them. This is a duel between professional players in the top lane. Let me see the S7 champion." Are the players valuable?”
The screen immediately refreshed after listening to the barrage:
"Does the champion of S7 have any gold content? You, a B in the prime rank 1-8, are worthy of saying such things!"
"Excuse me, the king is like this. Thanos snaps his fingers, and no one else can "Isn't it Wang Muba?"
"Let's not talk about what kind of champion you are, what kind of player are you?
Barrage, who had long been dissatisfied with BUG's style, took the opportunity to vent his dissatisfaction.
But the BUG performance is calm and indifferent.
After all, black traffic is traffic, just eat it and you’re done!
Moreover, what did the opponent choose? Sion!
Leaving aside the fact that I chose a stone man, heroes like Sion are the most brainless. They can’t even do C, so they can just mess around on their own.
If a teammate is powerful enough to be defeated by the opponent, then just send a few video slices and the traffic will definitely be full.
So before the game, he made a harsh remark: "Don't yell. When I was in Huangde Yaoshi, there was no LPL. Today is just a small test for the senior professional players against the juniors."
< br>The barrage was silent for a moment. It's not that I don't know how to refute, but I just can't remember where the team 'Huang De Yao Shi' comes from.
Unlike BUG, this side has already recognized An Yi.
At this time, An Yi did not know the situation of his opponent, because there were too many barrages and he could not see them at all.
She just quickly configured her runes.
Main system: Grasp of Immortality + Explosion + Mirror Shell + Resurrection, secondary system: Minion Deplasmatizer + Astral Insight.
Summoner skill selection is sprint + teleport.
Originally, everyone thought An Yi was joking when he said he would give away people, but now
Milk-white Xuezi: "Teleport quickly. Do you really want to give away people's heads in succession?"
< br>Aki was surprised: "What else? If I play Sion, I'm going to give him death."
Barrage:
“., Death flow, this is the first time I have heard of this genre.”
“Ignorant, Death flow, the gold and silver ones are not the same. Catch a lot of them.”
“I understand, if I get cheated, I’ll die, and it’s Sister Benzi who taught me.”
“You’re just a person who has an account blocked. It’s not enough, I want to seal another one.”
"Hey~ Such a girl, why is she so stupid?"
Faced with these barrages, An Yi didn't bother to explain: "Huh, it doesn't matter if you kill the opponent and win the game, you have to let the opponent The real victory is to be unable to win the game even after being sent away. Do you know what killing people means?"
"Anyway, watch it and learn it hard. Don't ask me to teach you later."
Then he looked to his side, ready to take a look at Ruoxi's choice.
I thought Xiao Nizi would have a hero with hands like Pig Girl and Wine Barrel, but who would have thought that she would actually get a male gun.
An Yi was confused: "You play this?"
Ruoxi nodded: "Well, it's fast."
Yes, indeed!
Although Ruoxi is not very good at playing, fortunately, she is a death-beating Sion and can help out in the jungle.
While both sides prepare, the game begins:
Blue side VS Red side
Top lane: Lava Behemoth VS Undead God of War
Jungle: Wild Huntress VS Outlaw Outlaw
Middle lane: Twilight Celestial Spirit VS Rune Mage
Bottom lane: Destiny Master VS Ice Archer
Support: Shield of Valoran VS Heart of Freljord
Looking at the loading interface, Aki's eyes narrowed: "There is a master in this one, I have to sit up and fight him."
< br>The barrage thought that An Yi was talking about a BUG, and a small number of BUG fans became proud: "Only discovered now?"
Who knew that An Yi pointed at the Leopard Girl opposite and said: "Play like a Leopard Girl, use a Yuanpi, the cute girl with the ID of 'Jasmine Chacha', played all the games as a support before I checked the results. What is this other than a master?"
Barrage: "Damn, what she said makes sense! ”
Ruoxi joked: "Your way of identifying masters is really unpretentious."
Then take a look at yourself, play a male gun, use an original leather, and wear the ID of 'Moonlight Empress Shen Youchu'. I also played as a support before. of.
Is it possible that I am also a cake maker?
When he looked again, he found that Aki had controlled Sion to go to the opposite Ueno area.
Ruoxi asked: "Do you want to invade?"
An Yi made a silent gesture: "Shh, you four are invading, please leave me alone."
As she said this, she frantically sent signals to the other side.
Ice Braum in the bottom lane also understood instantly. As the first-level gods of war, they quickly penetrated into the opposite jungle area and then set their wards.
At that glance, he saw Leopard Girl click W and throw the clip there, and An Yi confirmed that he was another Leopard Girl player influenced by Brother Shy's speed.
At the same time, Leopard Girl throws the clip and there is also a message, that is, Leopard Girl is going to use W to brush her hand at low speed, so she will not open in the upper half.
For this reason, An Yi also walked directly forward and found Zoe opposite him.
And Zoe immediately QAQAA.
The reason why he was able to hit so many times was because Aki stood still and hit the opponent.
After losing half of his blood, An Yi left.
The barrage said he couldn’t understand it, thinking that An Yi was going back to the city, so he wanted to tease the other person.
But An Yi didn't leave at all. After physically detecting the position of the opponent's eye, he walked towards the opposite blue zone with half health.
Just when everyone was confused, An Yi came to the blue buff at the time when the opposite blue buff was refreshed, raised his hand and started playing blue.
Barrage: "Huh?"
Then, not surprisingly, the blue Buff killed Sion.
But
An Yi: I still have zombies!
Sion, who was resurrected on the spot, roared and began to enter the battle, it’s great! 'state. As expected, the blue Buff was knocked to death by An Yi with three hits and five divided by two.
Because of the special mechanism of Sion's death, the resurrected Aki carries a blue Buff.
I was stunned by the barrage:
"Damn it! You can still play like this!"
"666! Blue Buff Sion starts, the stone man on the opposite side is stupid, the leopard girl is also stupid, An Yi starts and defeats two of them!"
“This is how the emotional death stream works!”
“Well, what do you think this stone man is doing?”
Everyone looked at it, but found that the stone man was not online. Instead, it flashed past the blue Buff when Sion was killed.
In an instant, someone understood that someone was looking at the screen.
The opponent knew that Sion was stealing blue, so the stone man went over to get first blood.
Unfortunately, Aki was very detail-oriented and asked Zoe to knock down her health first. After being killed immediately, only zombies remained, so the opponent could not get first blood.
This is indeed the case. BUG saw the barrage of "Sion is stealing blue" that kept flooding the screen and took a look, but he didn't expect that the opponent died too quickly.
For this reason, he added: "My awareness is okay, but it's a pity that Sion died too early, otherwise the game would be over if he won first blood."
Barrage:
“???Can you please give me a face? I watched the barrage after reporting the points, and I’m still conscious!”
“How can you have this consciousness if you have a good weapon? Middle lane Even the eyes in the grass can’t see it, but you can see it!”
“Hahaha! Even if the spy points are missed, the line of soldiers is gone!”
Because of the stone! People came to look for people, so the pawns on the line were not captured.
At this time, Sion was teleported to the line. Because Detail's health was stuck and he died early, he gained the experience of the first two melee soldiers.
BUG knew that if he went to arrest someone, he would be losing a lot of money.
Sion gained blue Buff experience, so he quickly rose to level two.
Looking at the stone man coming out of the wild area, An Yi murmured to the barrage: "Why does this stone man not look very smart?"
If it was just suspicion at the beginning , then it will be determined.
He eats mana and quickly reaches the second level, while the stone man misses the first level.
In this case, the stone man actually wanted to come up and hit the target!
An Yi understood: "You are really hungry."
Without any nonsense, An Yi immediately went over to block the stone man.
When BUG saw this, he immediately used Q to trigger the comet, but An Yi used W to block it. Then, the troop line was blocked by An Yi and refused to gain experience.
Aki then blasted the stone man with W, then charged up his Q skill, hit the limit and knocked him up briefly, then walked over and hit A to make him immortal.
In this way, BUG realized that there was a high probability that he would not be able to take the line.
After that, it was very comfortable to face An Yi. As long as the stone man wanted to last a last hit, he had to suffer from Q. If he smashed it, he would be indestructible with AA.
So in the end the stone man can only use Q to last the knife.
So at four minutes, the stone man was already crippled by the hammer and his mana was empty.
Sion still maintains two-thirds of his health. This is pure operational crushing. The pulling ability of the two is not at the same level.
BUG knew that he couldn't match the lane, so he could only move the jungler to help.
But because Leopard Girl didn’t have a blue buff, she just looked at it on the top lane and then went to the bottom lane to farm.
Obviously, this person is a junior just as An Yi guessed.
Awareness far beyond segmentation lets him know that he cannot waste his rhythm on Sion, who has so much health and a blue bar, not to mention that the top laner is a stone man who cannot cooperate with him at all.
When BUG saw that Leopard Girl ignored his signal and ran away, the whole crowd became frustrated: "The jungler is coming! What are you doing?"
Then countless signals were directed at Leopard Girl's head.
How big is the temper of the original leopard girl? That's no less than a male gun who dares to be greedy for soldiers!
I saw that Leopard Girl did not waste her time clearing the jungle at all. She pressed three keys in one second:
"What are you calling?"
"You played Golem against Sion and your state was completely destroyed. Should I go and play Solo 1v1 with Sion?"
"Is there something wrong with you or mine?"
BUG temper It's coming up, but unfortunately I can't keep up with my hand speed, so I can only signal three points a second.
But Leopard Girl can’t go, so Ruoxi won’t be polite.
She chose the classic male gun play style of two half zones + full river crab farming.
After finishing the battle, I was originally going back to the city, but I saw the stone man with residual health on the road.
An Yi said directly: "Come! Leopard Girl can't be on top without the blue buff!"
Ruo Xi came immediately.
It doesn’t matter if you are not conscious, just be obedient!
The stone man has no blood or mana, and should have returned to the city, but the army line entered the tower and fell.
It seems that the bloodline has awakened, and BUG just wants to repair this tower sword, so he interrupts his return to the city.
But just after the interruption, the male gunman coming around the triangle grass on the E wall blocked his way back.
Then An Yi's E minion hit the Stone Man to activate the W anti-tower, and then let Ruoxi play with the Stone Man by herself.
Then Ruoxi went up to WAQA to complete the kill.
Although Ruoxi's operation was very stiff, as if it was her first time with An Yi, she couldn't stand the stone man without any health, and he was dead.
Moreover, the male gun has E and dodge, so the bug does not waste time in dodge.
An Yi also came out of the tower with residual health after resisting all damage.
In this situation, Ruoxi plays a male gunner and eats them all! And get some blood! The Leopard Girl on the opposite side has another buff!
What is put in the game? That was the game where he knelt down and called Sean his adoptive father on the spot!
So Ruoxi immediately blew a kiss: "I love you! Sister!"
On the other side, BUG, who couldn't hold back, immediately yelled: "What is this leopard girl doing? Isn't she here?"
As soon as the words fell, I heard that the leopard girl killed the ice shooter + Braun. Dead Ice replaced Jhin.
The Leopard Girl, who had less than two heads in 5 minutes, instantly became the big daddy of the blue side.
Leopard Girl also replied: "Scream?"
And BUG immediately deleted the words typed in the chat box.
It's a good score, not shabby.
And he also found an opportunity, that is, Sion, who was still in low health, saw the Leopard Girl and did not leave, but began to physically cut off the line of troops.
An Yi also shouted at the barrage: "Brothers, this wave is dead!"
Can the BUG be tolerated? Directly land a TP on the previous tower!
When he saw the TP, An Yi pulled his soldiers to go behind the tower, and his health was gradually lost by the soldiers.
It was too late for the stone man to fall, because Sion's health had bottomed out.
BUG cursed in his heart: Why doesn’t this Sion use W to resist for a while?
But I can’t control that much now.
Flash!
The stone man suddenly pulled closer to Sion, and then a Q skill wheel rolled around.
But when Q was released, Aki fell to the ground and died, passively triggering resurrection.
And when he saw the opponent flashed and tried to kill him but failed, An Yi couldn't help it, and just said: "Pfft!"
Barrage:
"Hahaha ! Flash pulls himself!”
“Xiao Ruoxi has been chasing the stone man’s flash for a lifetime, so he handed it over himself!”
"Stop down and come on, we have material!"
But then something even more embarrassing happened.
It seems that Q Kong pulled him in the flash and looked stupid. BUG blushed and explained hard: "If you touch one, it will not be destroyed, no loss!"
Then the stone man went over and hit A, There is no immortality, and then E smashes out a comet.
Barrage: "Are you indestructible? You are touching NM! Don't you know what runes you are carrying!"
An Yi was speechless at this moment. She came over just to give herself a slap?
Then I won’t slap you!
Then I saw the Undead God of War raising his fist as big as a casserole. He didn’t even bother to repair his troops and started beating the stone man wildly!
Anyi: Euler, Euler, Euler!
Touch one is indestructible, punch once, Q accelerates and punches once, then punches again.
The health of the stone man who just came online has dropped by less than half.
Barrage:
"What the hell are you! I can see it, you can make the opponent indestructible if you dodge over!"
"No, my blood pressure It’s so high, I really can’t watch this!”
“Are you here? Is this a live broadcast room for treating hypotension?”
At this time, BUG's skin was slightly reddish visible to the naked eye, and he was obviously aware that he had just operated Dosabi.
But after everything was passed, he could only find a way to push the line of troops through.
But because Aki was stuck in the line and returned to the city, he was caught and stuck outside the tower while walking back, and he also had an extra piece of Tiamat + straw sandals on him.
Now the stone man who is pushed out of the line cannot push An Yi at all, and the stone man who is pushed out of the line cannot return to the city at all.
At this time, it was time to ask for help from the jungler. Leopard Girl also glanced up.
But when he saw Sion, who was full of health, beating a half-health stone man, he decisively chose to block the top signal.
Because if caught at this time, as long as Galio makes a big move, he will die together with him.
Based on his understanding of this kind of top laner, he can even think of the stone man saying after death: I asked you to come earlier but you didn't come! Come here now, aren't you hurting me?
Many years of playing as a junior player told him that this kind of top laner who plays like a stoner and calls people indiscriminately without level 6 is not worthy of help.
Then the Leopard Girl continued to score, and with a strong 2-0 economic advantage, she killed Galio, who could support the wing.
Massive killing!
In this way, Galio's support is locked up, and the opponent has no chance of getting up to speed. As expected, the next step will be his Leopard Girl's solo show.
But at this moment, I suddenly heard a sound coming from the road.
The outlaw maniac killed the lava beast!
Scored twice! ?
Playing back the battle, it was An Yika's level 6 ultimate move that sent the stone man flying!
An Yi: You are lucky today (referring to the Universiade car)!
Then he landed on the ground and charged WQ, then smashed up with full Q, slowing down A followed by E, AW exploded one after another, and the stone man was disabled.
At this time, An Yi could kill him by sprinting, but An Yi couldn't, and explained: "We can't kill this person. If we kill him, his head will be valuable."
Bulletes. Curtain: "Can I kill or not? Is it worth killing me? Are you talking human words?"
But when everyone was confused, they saw that Ruoxi had been waiting behind a tower for a long time.
The stone man wanted to return to the city after entering the military line, but Ruoxi simply walked over and EAQ took the head.
Ruoxi: It feels so good! It feels better than getting the remote control when playing props with my sister!
The barrage also directly called:
"666! The sister rice bowl combination is invincible!"
"Sister Benzi, this Sion's thinking is so clear!"
"Well, it's just that we agreed to die. This is no different from ordinary Sion."
It seems that there is no change for the time being. the difference.
But talking about this, An Yi was angry. He had finally played a death-defying Sion, and ended up running into such a stone man.
I am 0-2, and my opponent is also 0-2.
A stone man on the opposite side can do better than Sion, who can kill himself! ?
If you can't win in a death stream, it would be Aki's figure - a huge shame!
An Yiyan couldn't bear it anymore and said: "No, if we continue like this, we will never end. Brothers, I won't survive this wave!"
Barrage:
"???"
"Don't blanch me, I'm thinking!"
Then An Yi took the initiative to resist the tower while everyone was looking at him in surprise, firmly protecting the soldiers behind him.
Love a soldier like a son!
There is no word that can better describe Aki at this time.
Then An Yi blasted first, and the anti-tower was killed and turned into a dead spirit. The God of War clicked on the tower to take troops.
While fighting, I listened to An Yi silently chanting: "One! Two! Three! Blast! I still have zombies! One! Two! Three!"
Then use Tiamat to close the line of troops. Lose.
After sending it, I had to say: "Brothers, I sent it this time, he exploded."
Barrage: "???"
You send it , but he exploded?
What an outrageous statement!
But this seems to be the case!
The bug on the other side is also incomprehensible. How come Sion can't think about his own death?
But when he opened the scoreboard and looked at it, he suddenly discovered Hua Dian: "It's not bad, I'm 0-2, he's 0-3. Although I'm dead, I didn't lose the line and the record."
Barrage:
"???"
"You are 0-2, and you have two men's guns as a gift. She is 0-3, and you have a defense tower as a man's head. Why, the defense towers are like men's guns, and they are endless. Put it on your forehead!"
"What an outrageous statement!"
"Why do I feel like the more dead Sion gets, the stronger he gets!"
< br>As Sion used TP to blast down a tower, everyone finally realized that something was wrong.
Because it’s only .8 minutes!
(End of this chapter)