Chapter 181 A martial arts battle triggered by a piece of meat bun
In September last year, Dongfang adjusted its legal holiday system.
There are seven days of holidays on National Day, Spring Festival and May Day.
Therefore, May Day in 2000 was the first "May Day Golden Week" in Eastern history.
Compared with people in another time and space, they either sleep at home during the holidays or travel in traffic jams on the highway.
People in this time and space are much happier.
At least families who can afford to travel can have a great time.
It’s like being in ‘Shiliying Street’.
When you come to any entrance, no matter how old or young you are, you have to pay a unified admission fee of 200 yuan per person, and then get a temporary pass, and you can enjoy the Sanyuan Factory for seven days.
And during this period, you can eat big pot meals for free, live in staff dormitories for free, and experience N super attractions for free.
For example, Han Gaixi, the Yellow River Agricultural Airport, here, you can take the Y8 passenger plane for free and glide on the water of the Yellow River for 10 minutes.
For example, the 'Sightseeing Corridor' of Changhai. Here, if you are lucky, you can appreciate the wonders of nature. If you are unlucky, you can appreciate the various excellent works left behind by top painters from all over the world after coming here to paint. .
For example, the world-famous pagoda temple, Buddhist temples, ancient temples, pagodas, pagoda scriptures...
For example, the most prosperous area of Shiliying - the trade hall. It is reported that the daily passenger flow here to register goods, receive goods, check transaction prices, inquire about business news, handle financial services, register enterprises or handle tax registration has exceeded 30,000 people. The daily transaction volume has also reached 1.1 billion blue notes, and it is known as the 'spot trading market' in the East.
For example, the 'Sanyuan Agriculture Exhibition Hall' displays a variety of products. Here, you can not only learn about Sanyuan Agriculture's products, but also place orders on the spot to purchase vegetables and fruits, aquatic products and meat, daily necessities, daily chemical care, clothing and shoes. Hats, home textiles...
For example, there is a high-speed intersection that is very characteristic of Shiliying. Here, when you are in it and look at Shiliying from a distance, you will experience firsthand what it means to be unique.
For example, the Shili Mall, which has been expanded to five seats, can enjoy the most formal and top-notch sales services in the East compared to the Sanyuan Showroom.
For example, there are thousands of maze-like plastic greenhouses, where you can take photos, enjoy organic fruits, and learn the ‘three-yuan planting technology’ from the tour guide.
For example, Pingdong Lake, where tortoises are rampant, and Liangshan, a magnificent water park...
For example, dam melon fields, original ecological pastures, various breeding bases...
For example, Nantianmen, Dongyue Scenic Area, southern mountainous area...
For example, Laigang City, Xintai City...
If you are just playing, this 200 yuan will open your eyes.
If you are unemployed, this 200 yuan is enough for you to find a suitable job.
If you evade fares and come in, within ten minutes, the magical patrol flag will always find you easily, and then accuse you of various crimes, which may bankrupt you at least, or put you in jail at worst.
(Registration into the factory is equivalent to obtaining approval from units such as sentry towers and city walls. If you do not register, units such as sentry towers and city walls will classify it as an invasion.)
Of course, the 200 yuan is only the admission fee, ensuring You will not go hungry or freeze in the Sanyuan Agricultural Factory.
If you want to experience better services, such as tasting barbecue, drinking beer puree, staying in Pingdong Lake House Boat, and buying various commodities.
Once you open your wallet, you won't be able to get out of it if you don't have ten thousand or eight thousand.
Therefore, on the first day of the May Day Golden Week, Sanyuan Agriculture received 120,000 tourists from home and abroad, with a total business volume of 3.4 billion.
As for gross profit margin and net profit...
Shiliying Street, who is in charge of tourism projects, saw that Sanyuan Agriculture suffered heavy losses due to the business war. In the work report, it said that it had lost 200 million and hoped that Tai City would provide subsidies.
When the general manager of Tai City received the report, he frowned and reported to Dongshan Mansion, saying that he had lost 500 million and asked for subsidies.
The general manager of Dongshan Mansion got the report and threw it to the old Dong without even reading it.
The old director printed out the report and made two copies. One was given to his superiors to apply for a 1 billion subsidy, and the other was handed to the tourism system to apply for another 1 billion subsidy.
Then I contacted Mayor Huang of the Shiliying Sub-district Office and changed the original report to 2 billion by adding a zero.
In this way, the beginning and the end correspond to each other.
At the same time, he did not forget to reprimand Lao Huang: "With such a large body and making huge sacrifices to promote economic development, how can it be possible to lose such a small amount? If you dare to cheat or deceive others in the future, I will kill you!"
"..."
Mayor Huang felt aggrieved.
So Mayor Huang gave up his job and stopped working overtime. He took the deputy mayor and the head teacher of the investment recruitment class and went out to relax.
Just then.
He suddenly saw that 'Lu Zhishen', who was interacting with tourists, seemed to be hungry and reached out to grab the meat buns that the internal staff were eating for free.
But on the other side, the yellow scarf warrior who came down from the east foot of Dongyue at some unknown time seemed to be hungry too, and he also grabbed the meat bun.
Then time seemed to stand still.
One of the two of them grabbed the left side of the Rou Zhuang Mo, and the other grabbed the right side of the Rou Zhuang Mo, squinting at each other.
It was early May and the weather was getting hotter.
Together with many vendors, they secretly opened the dry refrigerators prepared...
In an instant, people coming and going suddenly felt a cold air... no, it was a chilling air.
He immediately noticed the two men looking at each other coldly with raised eyebrows.
According to tourists’ perception, the actor who plays ‘Lu Zhishen’ is a monk invited from the Futu Temple by the Shiliying Sub-district Office.
But the Golden Man is not a member of the scenic spot, he is a Taoist priest living in seclusion in Dongyue.
Now the two sides are facing each other...
There's something good to watch!
Many tourists came forward to watch.
Suddenly.
‘Lu Zhishen’ released his hand and transferred the sixty-two kilograms of water-milled iron Zen staff in his left hand to his right hand.
Upon seeing this, the 'Yellow Turban Warrior' put the steamed buns back into the stall and took out the standard weapon of the slingers from behind, a huge stone hammer.
"Holy shit, you want to be beaten?"
"Really or not?"
"No way? This Zen staff is very heavy. I asked the master to try it. It requires two hands to lift it. Can it be used as a weapon?"
"It should be to scare..."
The words have not yet finished.
‘Lu Zhishen’ bullied him and came forward, slashing with his Zen staff, shoveling hard, and smashing with the crescent moon.
The reaction of the 'Yellow Turban Warrior' was equally quick, blocking, parrying and counterattacking with the rock hammer.
At the same time, their elbows, knees, and ankles collided one after another...
It was too late, but it was too soon. This series of dazzling moves only happened in the space of one's breath.
Then the two of them passed each other.
The onlookers were stunned for a long time, looking at the cracks and footprints on the cement floor, and all gasped.
Not only did they come here for real, they also used their real skills.
The problem is...
Is this too strong?
Even TV dramas wouldn’t dare to act like this.
But no matter what the tourists think, after the trial is over, the two people have a general understanding of each other.
Then, the real show begins.
The Zen staff swings round and sweeps across.
The stone hammer reaches the sky, and the Huashan Mountain is split with force.
The sound of gold and iron pierced the eardrums.
The punches hit the flesh again and again, as dull as thunder.
The tourists who were watching were stunned and numb.
final.
'Lu Zhishen' relied on his relatively flexible steps to punch the 'Yellow Turban Warrior' in the chest, knocking the opponent several meters away and winning the battle.
Then he put away his Zen staff, picked up the meat buns, and turned around to leave.
The ‘Yellow Turban Warrior’ lay on the ground, dazed for a moment, coughed out a mouthful of blood, climbed up holding his chest, and stumbled into the Harmony train.
The onlookers were stunned for a moment.
But no one spoke.
for a long time.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Holy crap!"
"These are all real trainers!"
"I want to learn martial arts, I must learn martial arts!"
Amid the commotion, the Oriental 1 reporter stationed in Shiliying Street hurried over with a microphone and cameraman in hand.
"Hello fellow, where is the fight going on?"
"The fight is over."
"Finished?"
"Yes, Lu Zhishen won."
"Whoever recorded it, I'll buy it at a high price."
When shouts were heard at the scene, there was an immediate silence.
It happened so suddenly, and not many people had cameras, so they couldn't record such an exciting scene.
"Oh my God, I missed the big news!"
Two hours later.
Just when all the tourists in Shili Camp were marveling at Lian Jiazi's ability, or questioning the authenticity of the fight.
The yellow scarf warrior who was beaten and vomited blood led two other yellow scarf warriors off the Harmony train.
"Hello, have you met that Lu Zhishen?"
"Damn it, call for help!"
"Who knows where Lu Zhishen is?"
"I saw you, drinking watermelon by the East Lake!"
"Walk!"
The three yellow scarf warriors are all about two and a half meters tall, which is eye-catching.
Now that his head is wrapped in a yellow scarf and he is wearing yellow clothes, it is even more eye-catching.
Especially the tourists were all talking about the fight. Now that they saw the three yellow scarf warriors looking for Lu Zhishen, they immediately gathered their friends and gathered around to watch.
Then……
More than a dozen factory security guards, blowing iron whistles, stopped the three people and said, "You three, please don't cause trouble in the factory area."
"Go away."
The three yellow scarf warriors, with three strikes and five divided by two, brought down all the security guards in an instant.
The action was so fast that the tourists watching had no idea what was happening.
soon.
The huge crowds filled the 220-meter-wide Shiliying main road to the brim.
Some smart people quickly spent money to buy tickets and boarded the watch tower.
There are also smarter people who spend more money to board the high-altitude sightseeing cable car between the watch towers.
finally.
Three yellow scarf warriors found 'Lu Zhishen' eating watermelon next to Wang Po's stall.
The three brothers didn't say much. They rushed forward with long strides and started banging their fists.
'Lu Zhishen' was already struggling to defeat one yellow turban warrior, but now he was attacked by a surprise attack and had to face three more. He immediately abandoned his Zen staff and jumped into Pingdong Lake.
The three yellow scarf warriors seemed to be unable to swim and could only watch Lu Zhishen swim towards the Shuibo Liangshan Scenic Area.
Just when many tourists thought it was over...
A wooden warship from the Liangshan camp happened to be passing by. Lu Zhishen climbed aboard and shouted something.
After a while, a small boat came quickly.
Standing on it were Wu Song, Lin Chong and Yang Zhi.
When the tourists saw this, they immediately cheered up.
There was another good show to watch.
really.
The Four Heroes of Liangshan are swimming in water, and the Three Heroes of Dongyue are fighting for their lives.
The collision of knives and hammers, the collision of guns and hammers, the collision of heavy fists...
The fierce fighting scenes far exceed any martial arts movie in history.
So much so that the onlookers all stared blankly with their mouths open.
final.
The three yellow scarf warriors were abandoned and stoned, and they stumbled into the Harmony and fled to Dongyue.
But less than two hours.
The three Jinlishi men called five tall and thin Taoist priests who were as light as a swallow and could fly over the walls.
One of the Taoist priests had superb bow skills. He opened three strings in a row and was shocked to retreat from Shuibo Siying who was eating watermelon.
But it won't take a moment.
Hua Rong, Qin Ming, Guan Sheng, Lu Junyi, etc., a total of eleven men, came quickly in a small boat.
The two sides exchanged bows and arrows, close combat, real swords and guns...
The tourists looked at the increasingly fierce scene and no longer knew how to describe their feelings.
Call it a lie, but the scene was truly terrifying. Even the nearby hospital sent an ambulance.
Seriously... all of these people who play the role of Water Margin heroes can match up.
for a long time.
Dongyue's three warriors and five Taoist priests were unable to defeat the four with their fists. They were suppressed by more and more Shuibo Liangshan heroes, and were immediately tied up and captured alive.
suddenly.
Under the setting sun, a Taoist priest with a unshaven beard, a wine gourd tied around his waist, and an iron-locked epee in his left hand rushed to the lake in the blink of an eye.
The two-meter-long heavy sword, from top to bottom, cut off the boat moored in Liangshan with one stroke.
Immediately he unlocked the iron lock, threw away the heavy sword, and hit another boat, leaving Liangshan's men and horses in the water with no way out.
Then the chain was straightened, and the heavy sword was pulled back. The bearded Taoist priest twisted his body, slapped Lin Chong with the back of the sword, stunned Wu Song with the hilt, and stunned Yang Zhi with a wave of his palm...
In just a few seconds, more than twenty combatants in Shuibo Liangshan were eliminated.
The tourists looked at the back of the 'Jiu Sword Fairy' and fell into silence again.
The martial artist turned to immortality?
Suddenly.
A shrill cry echoed throughout the scene. "Host, those smart guys are here to bully me!"
I saw a little bhikkhu, rolling and crawling towards the pagoda temple.
Until this moment, the tourists just remembered that the heroes in Shuibo Liangshan were all performed by warrior monks.
The heroes were beaten, which was equivalent to the monks being beaten. How could the Buddha Temple just let it go?
And the other side.
The old abbot of the Buddha Temple heard the cry and looked at the caller expressionlessly.
Are there any warrior monks in our temple? Don’t you have any idea?
You also came to me for help.
"Amitabha, wait for the old monk to ask for instructions from me, Buddha."
After a while.
More than three hundred warrior monks, carrying iron bars, rushed towards Pingdong Lake.
Vow to kill the Jiujianxian.
However.
Along with several sirens.
"The police are here, run!"
Hurrah.
The monk ran away.
The Taoist priest ran away.
The tourists subconsciously ran away.
…
The next day.
May 5th.
There are still two days left before the end of the May Day Golden Week.
The Tai City Police, Tai City Tourism Organization, and Shiliying Sub-district Office issued notices one after another.
Content includes:
The "Sanyuan Joint Defense Company", which contracted the security business of the Sanyuan factory area, was criticized and fined 500,000 yuan.
Futu Temple, which undertook the "role play" business in Shuibo Liangshan Scenic Area, was criticized and fined 500,000 yuan.
Arrest Shi Mao, Shi Qiang, Shi Gong Yi, Shi Gong Jing...
The three brothers Zhang Lishi and the fifth brother Sun Xiaoyao who participated in the armed fight were arrested, as well as Zhao Yuanchao, who claimed to be the Jiujianxian.
At the same time, after receiving the official notification, Sanyuan Agriculture immediately suspended operations and made rectifications to prevent similar incidents from happening again.
Same morning.
The Sanyuan Agricultural Factory Affairs Office announced that the 30 yuan entrance fee for tourists will be refunded, and all outsiders will be removed before 5 p.m. and the entire factory will be closed.
But with the official announcement, the process of the armed fight and the video recorded later spread all over the country overnight, and even overseas.
This moment.
Any three-yuan skin care products, health care products, or negative advertisements were all suppressed.
Some are just: Damn it! Fuck! MygodKungfuKungfu! ! !
…
Magic City, Unilever.
In fact, Rumsfeld originally did not want to make the word "三元" a bad name by placing negative advertisements for Sanyuan Daily Chemicals.
Because if you do this, others will do the same.
The main reason why he did this was that almost all Oriental care brands were wiped out, and Unilever and Oriental Procter & Gamble were completely removed from the shelves.
What is this called?
This is called monopoly.
In particular, Sanyuan Chemical used violent methods during the competition, and various regions criticized Sanyuan Chemical.
When the time comes, tell the truth.
If coupled with these advertisements that exaggerate the efficacy, Sanyuan Daily Chemical will definitely end in a disastrous failure.
However, seeing that the plan was successfully implemented, Sanyuan Daily Chemical had already constituted a monopoly.
He asked the Legal Department to sue Sanyuan Nippon Chemical, but the latter told him, "Sorry, there is no antitrust law in the East."
"No?!"
"No."
"..."
This is very embarrassing.
Strictly speaking, Rumsfeld should leave the negative advertising plan to an advisory group.
The advisory panel must have known that there were no antitrust laws in the East.
The problem is that Unilever is deeply rooted in the East and its advisory board is mainly composed of Easterners.
He couldn't trust this group of people.
And at this time.
Sanyuan's cleaning and care products were completely removed from the shelves, and they took the opportunity to sell off their business in various places, resulting in a negative advertising plan and a one-shot punch.
Rumsfeld saw that spending money was in vain, so he simply made mistakes and once again increased investment in negative advertising, intending to make the word "three yuan" bad.
Never expected it.
A battle with real swords and guns attracted the attention of countless people.
Even negative advertising has brought more attention to Sanyuan Agriculture.
Even 'old Yu Sanyuan' took the initiative to come forward and accept interviews.
"Mr. Yu, can you reveal where you recruited these martial arts masters?"
"They are not recruited by our company, but after tasting the food of Sanyuan Agriculture, they actively defected, hoping to get three free meals."
"This is incredible."
"Yes, I chatted with them later and learned that the fruits, vegetables, aquatic meats cultivated by our company have a 'taste' that is not found in the outside world. If I quote the description of a martial artist, it should be called 'grain essence' ', its effect on the human body is more important than protein and vitamins, especially for people who practice martial arts. Long-term consumption can better supplement and enhance the energy and spirit.
Just like the saying passed down from ancient times, if you are poor in literature and rich in martial arts, if you have no money, don't practice martial arts.
This is not just because poor people cannot acquire martial arts skills, but also because poor people cannot afford supplements and Chinese herbal medicines.
However, Sanyuan Agriculture's food can replace these.
Therefore, the Buddha Temple moved here, and the Taoist priests also gathered in Dongyue.
As a result, armed fighting broke out. Here, I promise to strengthen management and, if necessary, apply for armed intervention. "
Reporter: "Mr. Yu, there have been many advertisements for ternary care products in the society recently, and the slogans in them are extremely exaggerated. What do you think of this?"
"I don't think much of it, because experts and professors are conservative. In fact, our toiletries can not only alleviate cancer, but also have better effects. For example, long-term use can keep youth forever."
"..."
Rumsfeld knew that before the violence, negative advertising was indeed negative advertising.
But after the armed fighting incident, such outrageous physical fitness, such outrageous martial arts skills...
All kinds of extraordinary things have pushed three-yuan agriculture to unprecedented heights.
It’s even crazier than health care products.
The most important thing is that Sanyuan Agriculture is not a fraud.
Because they cultivate fruits, vegetables and aquatic meat, they use genetic optimization technology, not 'genetically modified technology'.
Transgenic technology transfers the excellent genes of life form A to life form B to give birth to a new life form AB. At this time, it is difficult for the human body to absorb the nutrients of life form AB because humans have never eaten life form AB during their evolution. Even if the human body can absorb the nutrients of the AB life form, it will absorb unknown nutrients, causing unknown changes in the human body.
Gene optimization technology is to fully optimize the benign genes of life form A. Since humans have always used the nutrients of life form A, the optimized life form A can provide better nutrients to humans and even make it easier for the human body to absorb.
Just like you are used to eating "dry cucumbers" and suddenly eat "fresh and tender cucumbers", how does it feel? Will it whet your appetite again?
So, no need to be black.
Otherwise, the entire biogenetics and biogenetic engineering will be overthrown.
Rumsfeld took a long breath and lit a cigarette.
Coincidentally, in order to learn about Eastern culture recently, the TV set installed was playing the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
In the picture, two armies are fighting, with one side shouting.
He looked at the translator and asked, "What are they shouting?"
"I lost my wife and lost my troops."
The translator was worried that Rumsfeld could not understand, so he spoke again in English.
the latter:"……"
…
Xiangjiang, ADM Asia Pacific Headquarters.
Mrs. Smith's brain power gradually failed to keep up with Yu Yang and Rumsfeld.
Therefore, in this round of public opinion war, P&G North America is standing still and waiting to see what happens.
Now seeing Rumsfeld’s actions...
He looked at the translator and asked, "What is this called?"
"If you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice."
Mrs. Smith thought about it, and suddenly thought of the Sanyuan Chemical she held in one hand, and her heart ached, "You are fired."
"???"
…
With the rise of martial arts, the aftermath of the war gradually subsided.
But everyone knows that now is the eve of the storm, because the next round of competition will be more fierce.
Perhaps it happened in the field of edible oils.
Maybe it happens in the food sector.
Perhaps it happens in the field of mechanical heavy industry.
Or maybe it happens in other fields.
May 7th.
The second day after Sanyuan Agriculture stopped production and had a holiday.
The first high-performance J11B conducted a test flight on the water of the Yellow River after the avionics system was installed at Sanyuan Heavy Industry.
soon.
Test data are reported to Beijing.
The maximum take-off weight of the J11B has been increased from 19 tons to 28 tons.
The bomb load has been increased from 8 tons to 12 tons.
The combat radius has been increased from 1,000 kilometers to 1,800 kilometers.
The flight speed increased from Mach 1.3 to Mach 2.2.
When the superiors received the report, they were so happy that they did not let the super test pilot Chang Lu, a spearman, return to the flight. They directly asked the other party to drive the high-performance J10B to the capital.
"My people, those are my people!"
Yu Yang definitely didn't want to let Chang Lu go.
It’s not because the other person knows too much.
But this group of people are very capable of causing trouble after leaving their own base camp.
Just like the group of black fat men who protected Liao Pengfei, they uprooted the overseas forces in Xiangjiang and almost brought down the entire entertainment industry.
Now driving the high-performance J11B, who knows if it will give the Fifth Fleet stranded in the southeastern waters a slap in the face.
Normally, this is cool.
The problem is that our own camp in this time and space is far less powerful than in another time and space.
What we have to do now is to endure hardships rather than show off our power.
It's a pity that the superiors chose to ignore Mr. Yu's protest.
"Confused!"
Yu Yang sighed sadly and returned to the brick kiln office.
Then I looked up and saw the large color TV on the wall, which was playing a program about the famous inheritor of traditional Chinese medicine, boasting about Sanyuan facial cleanser.
Nowadays, this kind of negative advertising with exaggerated elements has little impact on our own business.
The problem is that the other party actually changed their ordering hotline to someone else, and changed the manufacturer and supplier to something else.
It seems that unscrupulous businessmen saw that there were no three-yuan toiletries on the market and were ready to take advantage of the opportunity to make a fortune.
“Isn’t this openly selling fakes?!”
Yu Yang called the factory secretary, "Smash this company to me, and then send their boss and shareholders in."
"Okay, Director Yu."
"Wait a minute, after they go in, they ask our people to take over the company, and then take the certificate of Sanyuan Daily Chemical to argue with the TV station. If the TV station refuses to give in, they will smash it. If the TV station surrenders, we will give Sanyuan Daily Chemical Change the cleansing and care brand to a Unilever brand, or change it to an Oriental Procter & Gamble brand. Instead of exaggerating the efficacy, adjust the formula, such as making the fake Head & Shoulders more effective than the real Head & Shoulders.”
"Uh, okay!"
"Then, use the same method to change all other negative advertisements."
"yes!"
"Take a boomerang from me!"
…
May 8th.
When Rumsfeld woke up from his sleep, he was shocked to find that products that had been removed from the shelves by P&G and Unilever were being flooded with negative ads.
No, it doesn’t count as negative advertising now.
Because experts and professors did not exaggerate the efficacy.
Instead, he explained the correct use method in a serious manner.
This seems fine.
The problem is, the ordering hotline and the manufacturer are wrong!
No, this seems to be an ad I paid for!
…
other side.
Xiangjiang, ADM Asia Pacific Headquarters.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith looked at the overwhelming advertisements for North American P&G products on the TV.
"what happened?"
"I don't know!"
(End of chapter)