Chapter 22 Eight Bowls of Ramen
"Well, Fatty, you are happy a little too early. Your Dharma name." Liu Jun looked at the Fatty and kept giggling there, and couldn't help it anymore.
"Dharma name? What's wrong with the dharma name?" the fat man asked in confusion.
“You read it backwards”
“Retarded, mentally retarded, mentally retarded???” The fat man looked collapsed.
This kid is so pitiful. He has no one to teach him how to practice Buddhism. The entire Dharma name also belittles the IQ. Hahaha, Liu Jun couldn't help laughing.
"Brother, what is your Taoist name?"
"Qianzi!" Liu Jun's smile froze and he looked up at the sky. Girl, it’s too early to laugh.
Two people with the same disease hugged each other and cried. This Dharma chant was so touching.
The two sighed for a while, and Liu Jun touched the three thousand yuan in his pocket. Decide to buy a car first. After all, you can't take the bus even if you hold a fox in your arms. It's not good to leave it alone at home. This little fox is just changing its teeth, and it can chew even more teeth. He picked up the little fox who was nibbling on the Taishi's chair and led the fat man to the street selling cars.
"Brother, what kind of car do you want to buy?" the fat man asked curiously.
“It’s similar to Accord and Audi.” Liu Jun replied.
Half an hour later, the fat man stared blankly at the Yadi electric vehicle sign in front of him. There's really nothing wrong with that, the names are pretty much the same.
Holding the little fox and leading the fat man to the door, the owner of the electric car hurried out and ran directly to Liu Jun. As for why he didn't run towards Fatty, he was probably afraid of ruining his own brand.
"Brother, if you want to buy an electric car, take a look at this one. It has a snow-white body, black wheels, and slender handlebars. Does it look like Snow White?" This boss has a very high literary talent.
"Don't say it's useless, how is the quality?"
"The quality must be good, a big brand, guaranteed. Just look at the workmanship." As he spoke, the electric car owner patted him hard. In front of the electric car.
“You are looking at the materials and the quality.” The boss patted the electric car again. Just listen to a "click". The front of the electric car is cracked.
“Look at this paint, even if it cracks, it won’t come off.” The boss withdrew his hand in embarrassment.
"Okay, stop boasting, just say how much it costs." Liu Jun looked at the electric car and said.
"Original price is 2699. I think you are kind-hearted, little brother. Let's form a good relationship and give you 2500."
"You just smashed this car to pieces"
"I'll give you 2300, friendship "Family price"
"Oh my god, boss, you are so strong, you smashed it to pieces" Liu Jun shouted loudly, pretending to be surprised.
"Don't shout, don't shout. 2100, take it away from 2100. If it's lower, I'll lose money." In this way, Liu Jun bought an electric car for only two thousand.
When paying, this guy even discussed with the boss, asking him to give him a helmet, gloves or something, and then the boss politely invited them out with a livid face.
Riding on the small electric car he just bought, Liu Jun was happily preparing to leave. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Fatty preparing to sit in the back seat of the electric car. Stop it quickly.
"Fat man, take a taxi back. Let's not worry about whether you can fit in the back seat. If you get in there with your ass, the car will have to abandon the wheel and we will run away first."
After saying that, Liu Jun rode away on his small electric car, feeling happy. We are also car owners, even though it is just a small electric car.
Ride an electric bike to the market, planning to buy some rice and some carrots. Yes, you read that right, carrots, for Bai Susu. Liu Jun didn't know why a fox actually liked to eat carrots, how could you make the rabbit so embarrassed?
I found a vegetable stall and was squatting there picking carrots when I heard the conversation between two aunts next to me.
"Hey, have you heard that Fushui Hospital is haunted?" "I know, I know, that ghost killed three or four people."
< br>"How did you know?" Liu Jun thought that Auntie's relatives were working in the hospital.
“Oh, let me tell you, my neighbor’s grandfather is in the hospital, that’s why I know so clearly.”
"How old is your neighbor's grandfather? He still works in the hospital.?
"No, his grandfather is lying in the morgue. "Haha, aunt is awesome, Liu Jun's mouth twitched.
To say that this Fushui Hospital is a second-class A district hospital, but its quality is really not good. In Liu Jun's place, It's quite notorious. There have been cases of people being paid to cure a common cold. There are many quacks.
The most common thing is that the neighbor's brother had a quarrel with his wife. His wife got angry and stabbed him. The eldest brother called 120 and hurriedly went downstairs to wait for the ambulance. When the ambulance arrived, the eldest brother looked up and saw the word Fushui Hospital. I got off the stretcher immediately.
“You guys go, I think I can survive for a while, I’ll go to another hospital. ”
There was nothing the doctor could do, and the ambulance left again. The eldest brother immediately found a taxi and went to the First Military Hospital dozens of kilometers away.
Think about it, if you were stabbed with a knife and your hand was still bleeding, you wouldn’t want to go to Fushui Hospital.
Back to business. Fushui Hospital is actually not far from Liu Jun's home. The pony-tailed girl I met on the bus always got off at Fushui Hospital Station, and most likely worked there.
Maybe a little selfishly, maybe out of curiosity, Liu Jun decided to go to Fushui Hospital. When I was on duty at night, I mentioned this matter to Mo Li. Mo Li said she wouldn't go and asked him to go with Fatty to practice. Liu Jun thought about it, Mo Li was too high-minded, and once she made a move, she would kill him instantly, and he and the fat man would become just a bunch of people.
The next afternoon, Liu Jun called Fatty, took Bai Hu with him, and went to the hospital together. Standing at the door of the hospital, I didn't go in. I just looked at the terrain and learned about the locations of various areas in the hospital. There will be no ghosts during the day either.
"Brother, you said that this ambulance's whine is nothing new. You might as well change the sound." The fat man looked around boredly while talking to Liu Jun.
“You don’t like anything you see, so why not change it? Change it to the most dazzling ethnic style? You can also dance square dance with the ambulance. Our ambulance has a good sound, go check out the Belgian ambulance . That sound is just like the ghost music in the movie, which can send the patient away," Liu Jun replied impatiently.
Go to the route sign at the entrance of the hospital and carefully look at the location of each area. Don't wait until you can't fight the ghost at night and you don't know how to run away.
It was past six o'clock in the evening, and Liu Jun planned to go to dinner with Fatty first. He didn't care, the main thing was that the fat guy was hungry.
"Brother Liu, you said I would go out to work with you, but you are not allowed to treat me to dinner."
"Okay, I'll take you to a nationally famous and unique place."
Twenty minutes later, "Boss, two bowls of ramen, one with noodles and one with ordinary noodles." Liu Jun and the fat man were at the table Sitting at Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant.
The fat man didn’t want to say anything this time. When the noodles were served, he ate them quietly. Liu Jun picked a noodle for the little fox. Hey, he really eats it. A fox that is not picky about food is very good. He put the little fox on the table, took a small plate from the side, and picked a chopstick noodle from the fat man's bowl for the little fox.
After finishing the noodles, I saw that the fat man was still eating, already on his second bowl. Don't panic at all. He now has a wallet worth nearly three digits. He can't afford ramen. Liu Jun is very confident in his wallet.
Five minutes have passed, ten minutes have passed, twenty minutes have passed. There are six bowls already, and I will start eating the seventh bowl soon. Liu Jun hurriedly stopped the fat man.
"Fat man, it's not that I don't want to let you eat. I'm afraid that if you eat too much, if you can't fight at night, you won't be able to run." "The fat man took the time to reply while eating his seventh bowl of noodles.
My dear, I’m eighty percent full. I finally know why this guy is destined to have a relationship with Buddha. Isn’t the messenger of Jingtan a Buddhist disciple? Liu Junyi has a black line on his forehead.
"Five seconds, if you can't finish eating, you can pay by yourself. I have to leave." As soon as Liu Jun finished speaking, the fat man took only two seconds to pull in the bowl of noodles in his shocked eyes. stomach.
Oh, checkout, eight bowls of noodles, sixty-four yuan, my wallet has shrunk by nearly one-tenth. This pig!
(End of this chapter)