Chapter 30 Mr. Dog comes to the rescue
"Fat man, are you a virgin? Use your urine to piss her off! Deal with her for a while and delay for a while" Liu Jun shouted to the fat man.
Liu Jun bit his index finger in one bite. Men, you have to be cruel to yourself. Seeing the blood flowing from the index finger, he directly drew the Five Thunder Talisman on the palm of his right hand. That's right, he wanted to draw the Five Thunder Talisman now. If it was completed, he would use his hand as a carrier to chop Ya's.
“Come on, come on, if you don’t hit me, I’m going to piss you off!” The fat man was circling around the female ghost while provoking in a lowly manner. This fat man fully demonstrates what it means to be a flexible fat man. Circling around Li Gui, Li Gui's ghost claws didn't even catch Fatty once.
Just when Liu Jun finished drawing the Five Thunder Talisman and was about to shout a powerful and domineering message to the fat man, he heard a "bang" and a giant object weighing three hundred kilograms flew towards Liu Jun and directly smashed Liu Jun to the ground. The whole building was shaking, and Liu Jun almost had his intestines knocked out. Li Gui probably felt that he couldn't catch the fat man, so he kicked him away.
Liu Jun struggled to stand up, stretched out his right hand, opened his palm, revealing the Five Thunder Talisman, tried to activate it, and his palm glowed brightly. This finally became the Five Thunder Talisman, and Liu Jun recited the spell quickly.
"The god of fire and thunder from the sky, the five-direction divine thunder. The god of earthly fire and thunder, subdue demons and eliminate demons. When the evil demons retreat, please report to my emperor's order. Be as urgent as the law. Send down thunder"
A burst of lightning Thunder, lightning, thunder, thunder. You read that right, maybe the hand is the carrier, and Shen Lei dislikes it. There was a burst of lightning and thunder and they retreated, leaving the evil ghost on the opposite side unharmed.
There was a "bang", this time it was not the balcony, but the window sill. Liu Jun was puzzled, who is the devil who likes to kick people when they fight?
The female ghost strangled him by the neck and was about to throw him out of the window. Liu Jun was so anxious that he shouted: "Wait a minute!" The female ghost was indeed suppressed by his momentum, paused for a moment, and looked at Liu Jun in confusion with a terrifying grimace.
"Beautiful female ghost sister, if I tell you that I'm afraid of heights, could you please stop throwing me down?" Then the red-clothed ghost pinched his neck harder and lifted him up bit by bit, intending to let him perform directly outside the window. A trapeze artist without a parachute.
"My lord, let go of Brother Liu." The fat man shouted, picked up the alms bowl and was about to hit Li Gui on the head. Then, he was kicked out again and a bed collapsed.
Just when Liu Jun was out of breath and about to suffocate. The white shadow flashed past, and a huge fox tail slapped Li Gui hard, causing the female ghost to stagger, and the hand that grabbed Liu Jun's neck loosened a little. After all, the little fox was underage, so he was knocked against the wall by the ghost in a few blows and passed out.
The red-robed Li Gui Xu was impatient and didn't want to let Liu Jun continue to perform the trapeze, so he grabbed him directly by the heart. Just when Liu Jun thought he was going to see his ancestor again, Brother Gou appeared. An enlarged version of Brother Dog, with his head on the ceiling of the dormitory, his claws pressed against the devil who was hanging them up. No matter how hard the devil struggled, he couldn't break free, being pinned down by Brother Dog.
Brother Dog’s huge head slowly lowered, and his tusks were so long that they couldn’t even compare to ivory.
"Boy, what do you think?" Brother Dog asked.
"Brother Dog, it's time for you to brush your teeth." Liu Jun thought for a long time, looked up at Brother Dog and said.
There was a "bang", this time it was not Li Gui who kicked him, it was the dog brother who raised his other dog paw and came into close contact with him. It can be seen that Brother Gou is merciful, otherwise he can do a trapeze. Moreover, at the moment when Brother Gou's paws came into contact with Liu Jun, a cool feeling came from the place where the ghost grabbed him from behind. Brother Gou must have used some means.
"Let me ask you, how do you feel about catching ghosts this time?" Brother Gou continued, and the strong canine teeth gave up the idea of continuing to fight with Brother Gou.
"I think my strength is too weak. I can beat a fierce ghost and I almost met the ancestor. I need to practice well and learn Taoism. Please help me, Brother Dog." Liu Jun lowered his head Admit your mistake.
"It's not bad. I still know that my strength is not good. Not every time someone will save you, your own strength is the basis for saving you." Brother Gou lowered his head and swallowed the ghost in one gulp.
The dog brother returned to normal size, walked up to the little fox at a leisurely pace, stretched out his paws and pressed on the little fox for a while. He raised his paws and walked away at a leisurely pace. Liu Jun gritted his teeth and insisted on looking at the fat man, then he held the little fox in his arms and sat slumped on the bed unable to move.
"You guys, with your indifferent appearance and not calling an ambulance, are you planning to wait for me to die and inherit my three and a half dollars in Alipay?" Liu Jun looked at the dean and the Wu Zhenzhen said. These two people had long been frightened out of their wits.
"Oh, oh, yes. I'm going to find someone and call an ambulance." The dean came to his senses and ran out quickly, calling the emergency center while going downstairs to call someone. Wu Zhenzhen came over and gently supported Liu Jun.
Unable to bear it anymore, Liu Jun also passed out after being beaten that night.
When I woke up, I saw the familiar ceiling, the familiar hospital bed, the familiar bedding, and the familiar little nurse Zhang Tiantian.
"What happened to you? How long ago did you come back after being discharged from the hospital?" the little nurse asked.
"We have eliminated harm for the people. Why am I back in this hospital again? How is Fatty doing?"
"It was the Fatty who transferred you to another hospital. He is fine and alive and kicking. On your side, you have a scratch on your back, a broken index finger, and a broken rib. "This is the disadvantage of not having meat. There is not much meat, so you rely on your bones to resist." Look at the fat man, he may not have suffered any less than him, but nothing happened to him, Liu Jun thought to himself.
"You should have a good rest, or stay in the hospital for a week. Call me if you need anything, and I'll go out first," the little nurse said.
After the little nurse left, Liu Jun thought for a while. He did have some food. If you continue like this and you haven't made a lot of money yet, let the devil beat you to death first. I called Fatty and asked him to bring over the cinnabar, brushes, books, etc. from the store. Just like that, I started practicing in the hospital.
The director of orthopedics made his rounds in the morning and walked to Liu Jun's room and looked at him who was diligently drawing talisman. So the chief doctor asked the attending doctor next to him:
“Did this patient come to the wrong department? Did he have any head injuries?”
“It’s not the wrong one. He was transferred to the orthopedics department of the hospital. Looking at the examination report, he may have had some mental problems in the first place,” the attending doctor next to him replied. Girl, you have a mental problem, Liu Jun rolled his eyes.
The chief physician picked up the patient's medical record on the side of the bed and pulled out two pages.
"Hello, how is your wound? Does it still hurt?" The chief physician walked to Liu Jun's side.
"The wound is fine, it doesn't hurt. It's just that there are a lot of ghosts in your hospital, so I can't sleep well. Look, there's one lying on his shoulder." Liu Jun pointed to the attending doctor . Of course I was trying to scare him. It was broad daylight. Why was he so unafraid of death? Damn it, I'm mentally ill.
"Um, rest in peace and recuperate, don't eat any spicy food." After the chief doctor said that, he turned around and left.
As he walked to the door, Liu Jun vaguely heard him telling the nurses and doctors to keep an eye on him.
The boring days passed day by day, and Liu Jun was discharged from the hospital again. During my time in the hospital, if nothing else, at least I had memorized all the spells. I also stabilized the Five Thunder Talisman and learned the Evil-Breaking Talisman, but I haven't finished it yet. As for why you should learn the Evil-Breaking Talisman, it’s simple in two words. It's not that the talisman is simple, it's that the spell is simple.
(End of this chapter)