Chapter 33 Thousand Years of Tai Sui
Just when Liu Jun fell, a huge black dog that could be as tall as a story appeared in front of him. If he hadn't fainted, he would have shouted when he saw the big black dog: "Brother Dog, help!"
The big black dog circled Liu Jun twice and sighed slightly. He stretched out his paws and dug under his body, and took out a jade box. The jade box was still letting out the cold air. Brother Dog was not afraid of freezing his stomach. He stretched out his paw to open the jade box and took out a piece of something that looked like discolored pork.
First he took out a small piece and threw it to the fat man, then looked at the unconscious Liu Jun and thought for a while. He gently pulled out the copper sword from his body with his claws, and the blood flowed out, which would not be replenished after ten or so meals of fried pig blood. The dog brother quickly opened Liu Jun's mouth, and stuffed the thing from a large jade box directly into his mouth. With a slap of the dog's paw, the thing went down his esophagus and into his stomach.
It is very miraculous. When the piece of food entered Liu Jun's stomach, within a few seconds, the bleeding from the wound stopped and the wound was also recovering. Although the recovery is slow, it is indeed slowly recovering.
At this time, the man in the suit woke up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at Brother Dog carefully, with a look of horror on his face. Indeed, the big black dog that is one story tall looks quite scary. Brother Dog saw the man in the suit waking up, jumped a few times, and disappeared.
When Liu Jun woke up again, he saw a familiar ceiling, a familiar hospital bed, and a familiar little nurse. Although he was admitted to the hospital again, he was quite happy that at least he survived. Grandmaster, good-bye. I’ll see you again another day.
"You are really a capable person. You have just come back from the hospital. Have you made the hospital your home?" the little nurse said, looking at Liu Jun.
Liu Jun thought to himself: Does this mean he wants to go into the hospital and lie down? But he can't beat him. He also wanted to be like the protagonist in the novel, beating up the devil in three days and the big monster in five days. But doesn’t his strength not allow it?
"Don't talk nonsense, just tell me how long will I have to stay this time?" Liu Jun asked. It was a week last time, and this time it is worse than last time. It is estimated that I will have to stay for a while.
"Stay for one day." the little nurse replied. . Liu Jun thought to himself: Master Di, what is the injury? The hospital has given up treatment.
"You were brought here in a bloody state. After an examination, it was found that you are fine. You will be under observation for one day and then you can be discharged."
The heavy breathing made her gasp, and she almost died of fright. Liu Jun. well? No, Liu Jun remembered that he was clearly stabbed through by a copper sword, how could he be cured?
"Are you sure I'm okay?" Liu Jun asked.
"You want something wrong?" The little nurse also looked at me puzzled.
"No, I don't want to, this is good." The little nurse looked at Liu Jun, told him to pay more attention to safety, and left.
Not long after the little nurse left, the fat man came.
"Brother Liu, are you awake?"
"I'm not awake, I'm talking to you in my dream."
"Hey, Brother Liu, I'm talking to you You said you were so handsome when you blocked the sword for me, and I was so moved that if I were a woman, I would give you my life in return for saving my life.”
"Stop, get rid of this dirty idea of yours." Liu Jun felt bad all over. This 300-pound fat man turned into a woman and married me. Is this really a favor or revenge?
"What happened after I passed out last night? How did the sword wound on my body heal?" Liu Jun felt that something must have happened to him when he passed out. Otherwise, how could he have recovered from these puncture wounds overnight? .
"When you passed out, Brother Dog came and fed you a large piece of something in a jade box, and then your injury healed. I also ate some, and the poison was relieved. Although I don’t know what Brother Gou gave us, but I think it’s quite precious. “Isn’t this nonsense? Can something that is not precious have such an effect? Now I owe Brother Dog a lot of favors.
Pack up his things, ask Fatty to arrange for him to be discharged from the hospital, get up and go home to have a rest, he has to go on duty at night.
When he arrived at the store in the evening, Liu Jun picked up the spell book, took a look at it, and started practicing the spells. Because I came early, Brother Dog hasn’t come down yet.
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Brother Dog walked slowly to the counter.
"Brother Dog, what did you give us to eat? My injury will be healed overnight." Liu Jun looked at Brother Dog and asked.
"Millennium Tai Sui" Brother Dog's answer is concise and clear.
"Life and death, flesh and white bones, that Tai Sui who can live forever after eating it?" Liu Jun was excited at that time. Immortal, he can be considered Tang Monk meat now. Liu Jun has seen Tai Sui’s introduction before:
This thing is also called meat Ganoderma lucidum. Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" records: "The fleshy mushroom is shaped like meat. It is attached to the big stone and has its head and tail. It is a living thing. The red one is like coral, the white one is like fat, the black one is like lacquer, and the green one is like green feathers. The yellow ones are like purple gold, and they are all as bright and penetrating as solid ice.” And it is included in the "Zhi" category of the "vegetables" department. It can be eaten and used as medicine, and is regarded as "the best grade in the classics". The effect is "long-term food, light body, immortality, longevity and immortality".
The food Brother Gou gave them was something that even the ancient emperors could not get.
"It's an exaggeration. Even those who have become immortals after a thousand years of Tai Sui can't live or die, flesh and bones. You are still alive, Tai Sui can save you. Not to mention immortality." Dog Brother shook his head. Liu Jun lamented. After all, the dream of immortality was shattered before it even started.
"Also, what Li Laodao gave you is a basic introduction to Taoism. According to your progress, you will be killed before you can get started. Now, while Tai Sui has not been fully absorbed by you, this book You can use it to practice the mental methods of practicing Qi and body. You are too useless." After Brother Gou said this, he threw a costume book to Liu Jun.
I don’t want to give up either. I have only been practicing Taoism for a few days. Alas, it’s so difficult. Liu Jun sighed.
Liu Jun picked it up and read the title of the book "Tai Xuan Heart Method". Turn to the first page:
Sit in meditation with your eyes closed, hold your hands firmly and meditate. Knocking teeth thirty-six, holding Kunlun in both hands. The heavenly drums were sounded from left to right and heard twenty-four times. .Wait, there are quite a few anyway. And I can’t understand it.
Liu Jun wanted to ask Brother Gou, but turned around to see Brother Gou squatting next to the counter with his eyes closed, and he was too embarrassed to disturb him. Take out your mobile phone, the omnipotent Du Niang. A little bit of research, a little bit of practice. Not to mention, after practicing this, he feels like he has a copper skin and an iron frame, but the warm feeling all over his body is pretty good. He doesn't need to wear a down jacket when going out in winter, which saves money.
Liu Jun practiced like this all night, packed up his things in the morning, closed the door and went home to sleep. On the way back, Liu Jun looked at the cool outfits of the girls on the road and sighed: So white.
"Brother, you said that a white body can cover up all ugliness, and a fat body can destroy everything. So, what is this kind of me?"
"Have you ever heard of a creature called a maggot?" Liu Jun replied after thinking for a while.
The fat man fell silent instantly. We were speechless all the way and went home to sleep.
(End of this chapter)