Chapter 35 Master Fu Dou
The ghost led them for a while and then stopped, opened the door and walked in. Liu Jun looked up: The underworld human resources office, haha, if this boss of the underworld had never been to the earthly world, he would twist off the fat man's head and play it as a ball. Liu Jun felt that he had revealed the truth.
"Master Cui Fu asked me to bring Daozhang Li's apprentice over to do supernumerary registration." Gui Cha said to a ghost in the office.
The ghost looked at Liu Jun and the fat man in surprise, then handed each of them a form. The form reads: Name, Taoist number, Apprenticeship, Marriage status, Recommended ghost, Will you voluntarily become a non-staff member of the underworld? Liu Jun and Fatty quickly finished filling in the form, but got stuck when it came to the recommendation ghost. Which ghost recommended should they fill in?
"Mr. Chui Cui Fu," the ghost servant who brought them over saw that they were stuck and glanced at them and said.
After filling out the form, I handed it to the ghost clerk in the office. I saw the ghost clerk taking the forms from Liu Jun and Fatty and putting them into a large square machine one by one. After a while, the big square machine spit out two tokens. The ghost clerk picked up the token and handed it to him. Liu Jun looked at it and gave the token with mental retardation written on it to the fat man.
This token is about one centimeter thick and should be made of bronze. The front is engraved with Liu Jun's Taoist name Qianzi, and the reverse is engraved with the appearance of Fengdu City. Liu Jun was looking at the token when the ghost next to him spoke.
“This is the token of good and evil invented by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva after he returned from his last trip to the human world. Not only can it be used as a local pass, but it can also record your merits and exchange them for rewards in the underworld. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also It is very considerate to add automatic retrieval to the good and evil tokens, so that people who use the tokens no longer have to worry about losing the tokens.”
What did Liu Jun hear? A token invented by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Is there an automatic retrieval system? I didn’t realize it, but Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, in addition to rescuing souls from hell, is also an inventor part-time.
Liu Jun and Fatty both looked broken. Hello? One-two-zero? There are people here who need to rebuild their outlook on life. Please come to the rescue as soon as possible.
"By the way, you need to give the token a drop of blood, otherwise the token may not recognize you." Liu Jun and the fat man gave the token a drop of blood with dull expressions. The token flashed with golden light and a burst of Buddhist sound sounded. Haha, it’s really awesome, and it also has startup effects and music.
Although Liu Jun thought this token was quite strange, he was still very happy to hear that he had not worked for nothing when he joined the underworld system.
Follow Gui Cha and start walking back to Judge Cui. Seeing that they were back, Brother Gou slowly walked up to Liu Jun and the others.
“Have you completed the onboarding process? Are you surprised or surprised?” Brother Gou joked.
“I’m not surprised, I just feel that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is quite fashionable. I couldn’t accept it at the moment,” Liu Jun replied expressionlessly. The current recovery rate of Sanguan is 30%.
"I gradually accepted it. Think about it, the earth is developing. What's so strange about the technology in the underworld?" Brother Gou is right. It's because we are narrow-minded. Liu Jun is silent and has three views. Recovery rate is 70%.
Brother Gou and Fatty Liu Jun walked back along the way they came, and walked to the Gate of Hell. Before they passed the Gate of Hell, they suddenly heard a roar:
"Fu Dou! You bastard Damn it, you dare to come to the underworld!" This Diting is also very powerful. Before the person came, the voice came first.
"Why are you so stingy? When Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva combs your hair, you will lose a lot of hair. How about I pluck it out a little?" Brother Dog replied disdainfully.
Does Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva comb Diting? ? ? Liu Jun thought about the feeling of this picture. Hello, your three views have collapsed again and your recovery is zero.
"How can it be the same? I'm losing hair. I can see the meat of what you're picking up for me. You're a scourge. Stop talking nonsense and risk your life!" A giant beast that resembled a lion appeared in front of Liu Jun and the others without saying a word. He said he would attack them.
"Brother Liu, look at this Di Ting, it does look like a white-haired poodle," the fat man whispered. As soon as he said these words, Liu Jun knew it was over and he was in trouble.
Who is Di Ting? It is said that Di Ting has the ability to "sit on the ground and listen to eight hundred, and lie down to listen to three thousand." It is also called "Di Ting", and "Di" implies the meaning of the heart. As the verse of Ksitigarbha says: "Reflecting on the head and purifying the mind, there is an endless treasury of great compassion." Therefore, those who can listen attentively are called "good listeners". Listening carefully can distinguish the sounds of all things in the world, especially good at listening to human hearts, discerning good and evil, and listening to the wise and foolish. Although the fat man spoke softly, Di Ting must have heard him.
Sure enough, Di Ting, who was charging towards them with great momentum, let out a huge roar and transformed into a huge white jade lion, with its claws carrying a whirlwind and slapping towards them. At that moment, Liu Jun felt that they were too small and could turn into a pile of meat paste at any time under these giant claws. "You guys get out of the hell gate first, I'll stop him." Brother Dog also transformed into a huge black dog, wrapped in flames. That formation was no less than that of Ting Ting.
Liu Jun and Fatty ran across Guimen Pass in a hurry and waited for Brother Dog at Guimen Pass. I have to say that when these big guys fight, the scene is spectacular, with Buddha light and flames flying everywhere. The whole hell gate is shaking.
Judge Cui, who was far away at the Underworld Judicial Arbitration Office, put down the pen in his hand, looked at the slightly shaking table, and sighed slightly. This Mr. Fu is fighting with Lord Diting again.
After fighting for a while, Mr. Dog ducked, shrunk and appeared in front of Liu Jun. Looking at Di Ting on the other side of the ghost gate, he gave a wave of ridicule:
"White-haired dog" , I’ll play with you another day, I’m leaving, no need to give it away.”
“You are a disaster, if you have the ability, come in and fight me for another three hundred rounds, see if I can beat you to death!” There was an angry roar over there.
"Tsk tsk, come out if you can. If you don't come out, I'll leave. Don't say I didn't give you a chance to fight." After Brother Gou finished speaking, he gave Di Ting a look of contempt, turned around and left. Liu Jun and Fatty quickly followed. It's impossible not to keep up. If this truth really comes out, it would be weird if we don't step on them to death.
Di Ting was furious at the gate of hell and kept cursing.
"Brother Gou, can't you beat Di Ting?" Liu Jun hesitated and asked.
"It's not that we can't beat him. My strength is about the same as that of Di Ting. It's just that we can't let go of our hands and feet to fight, which can easily lead to disaster. And after a while of fighting, when Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva strikes, I won't be able to eat well. "
"Brother Dog, you said you are so powerful, why don't you take us back and forth?" asked the fat man.
"Fly? Do you have wings? If you don't have wings, why don't you call me a hammer?" Brother Dog replied disdainfully.
Brother Gou is right, he can fly a hammer without wings. When you walk to where they came down, Brother Dog tells you to leave, and they return to the store. "You guys stay here. You will be a little dizzy when you first come back. Don't panic. It's just that you have to get familiar with your home after your soul left the body. I'll go upstairs first." It can be seen that Brother Gou must be a little tired, so he took Liu Jun with him. I had a bad time with the fat man, and then I had a fight with Di Ting. By the way, listen carefully.
"Fat man, why are you calling Brother Dog?" Liu Jun slowly turned his head and asked the fat man.
"Disaster?" the fat man replied. With a "bang" sound, a futon flew down from upstairs and knocked the fat man to the ground.
"Are you stupid? I meant Brother Dog's name." This damn fat guy doesn't understand why he won't die if he doesn't do it.
"It seems to be called Fu Dou." Liu Jun slowly took out his mobile phone. He couldn't help it, the aftereffects of the yin were a bit overwhelming. Holding the phone, type in the word "fudou".
The appearance of Fu Dou is no different from that of ordinary dogs. However, its fur is all black and has a special luster. There are a few ferrets with slits at the tip of their tails, but other than that, there is nothing special about them. In fact, you can't tell anything unusual about their appearance just by looking at them. But this does not prevent them from serving as Vulcan's assistants. Sometimes Vulcan leaves his job due to some reasons, and Fuji even has to take over the god's duties.
Ouch? Brother Gou is awesome. It is natural for the assistant of Zhu Rong, the God of Fire in ancient times, to be able to tie with Di Ting. This thigh must be hugged tightly, Liu Jun likes it, it is too thick.
(End of this chapter)