Chapter 53: Inviting Divine Art
Liu Jun was stunned for a long time as he looked at the big wild boar with scarlet eyes staring at them with blood coming out from behind.
"Fat man, do you have any misunderstanding about the eyes I said?" Liu Jun slowly turned his head and looked at the fat man.
Liu Jun looked at the wild boar below and had no intention of leaving at all. There was nothing left to do, so the three of them sat down and waited for time. I hope Mr. Wild Boar will leave when he gets tired of being around.
After sitting for a while, I felt quite tired. Lying on a rock, you are going to die in the mouth of a wild boar to stump our generation of ghost hunters? This patriarch invented so many Taoist techniques, but none of them can hunt wild boars?
Think about the methods you can use. The Five Thunder Talisman is not good, but this thing is good at killing ghosts and does little harm to living creatures. Lihuo Talisman? Roast suckling pig? No, it won't work. Once the Lihuo Talisman is thrown, the wild boar is not stupid and can just run out of range. Moreover, it seems that the wild boar's IQ may be higher than that of a fat man.
Liu Jun stood up and looked at the wild boar. The wild boar didn't seem to be a patient pig. It also stood up and kept circling, probably wanting to leave.
"Brother Liu, I want to pee," the fat man also stood up and said next to Liu Jun.
"Then pee, why don't I have to find a toilet for you?" Liu Jun said angrily.
Then, Liu Jun watched blankly as the fat man slowly went down the rock. Just when Liu Jun was thinking about what this guy was going to do, the fat man quickly took off his pants and peed on the wild boar. When the wild boar saw the fat man urinating on it, it became furious and had no intention of leaving. It kept pulling at the bottom of the rock, trying to rush up and tear the thing apart.
I danced the swan dance with greetings and greetings in my mind. What kind of magic operation is this? A spy sent by the enemy?
Liu Jun took a deep breath: "Fat man, come back and follow me to the underworld."
"What's wrong? Brother Liu, what are you going to the underworld for?" The fat man turned his head and looked puzzled.
"Go to the underworld to check the book of life and death. I want to see if I killed you in your previous life. You have cheated me so much in this life. Then the wild boar wants to leave, why are you talking about it!" Liu Jun said angrily.
“I wonder if it was originally mocking us?” The fat man spoke softer and quieter, as if he knew he had been tricked again.
"Forget it, let's find a way to kill her. It's going to rain today. I'm just waiting here to die." Liu Jun rubbed his face and looked at the dark cloudy sky.
Liu Jun thought for a long time, and now the only way to deal with this wild boar is to use magic. The only advantage of this divine magic is that anyone with some spiritual skills can use it. Many goddesses and magic sticks like to use this. But one thing is why orthodox Taoist disciples don’t like to use this. Because you don’t have enough ethics, there’s no guarantee what kind of thing is going to happen to you.
If you go to a senior ancestor or someone who is more awesome and directly invites those big bosses in the fairy world, then it will be fine. At most, the sequelae will be bigger. If it's a historical celebrity, it's basically stable. If you invite a powerful ghost to take over your body, and you are not able to expel it because of your lack of moral character, then congratulations, your body has changed hands.
There have been people who have been attacked by divine magic in the past, and they were a little bit righteous. They asked gods to catch little zombies, and what came out was the clone of Zhenjun Erlang. After destroying the zombies with one move, the price the little Taoist priest paid when he left the body was to mature for twenty years. If he only has twenty years of life left, then bye bye.
Just when Liu Jun wanted to ask for help, the fat man quietly approached the wild boar with a shotgun. With a "bang" shot, the wild boar tilted its head and missed its eye. With a roar, the wild boar jumped up. The fat man ran back in panic, but accidentally stepped on his own urine. Not only did he fall and slip, he also wiped his own urine clean.
Liu Jun's head hurt when he saw this scene. My brother, no matter how stupid he is, can't feed the wild boar, so he hastily went to pimp the fat man. As a result, he overestimated himself and underestimated the fat man's weight. He took Liu Jun and slid down together. Brother Lin woke up and saw this scene. He hurriedly came over to pull Liu Jun, but all three of them slipped down.
Because the fat man slid down first, the wild boar also had the greatest hatred for the fat man. Its two fangs directly inserted two holes in the fat man’s buttocks, causing the fat man to scream in pain. When the wild boar was about to attack Fatty for the second time. Liu Jun gritted his teeth, took out an invitation talisman, and applied it to himself. Girl, try your best, it depends on fate whether you live or die.
“Heaven and earth are united with me, I am united with heaven and earth, gods and men go to me, and I go to gods and men. When I encounter an evil spirit today, I ask you to ask the Supreme Being, and ask celebrities from all ages to come and help me.”< br>
A mysterious force quickly gathered on Liu Jun, taking over his body in the blink of an eye. Although Liu Jun could no longer control his body, he clearly felt that the muscles in his body were bulging and he became infinitely stronger. The mysterious energy in his hand condensed into a huge axe.
"What kind of monster dares to act so arrogantly in front of General Zuowei!" Liu Jun said in a rough voice, which was not his voice at all. However, he was relieved, his idea was quite right, and it was obvious that he was a famous historical general, not some other ghost or god.
This wild boar must have felt a huge threat to its life. It gave up on the fat man and backed away slowly, as if it wanted to run away. But this fierce general managed to get up once, how could he let it run away? He jumped up and shouted: "Eat me with an axe"
The giant ax in his hand was swung down, and the wild boar was frightened. I wanted to dodge, but the ax was too fast and too big, so my head was cut off directly.
I felt that the giant ax in my hand disappeared, and the mysterious power slowly disappeared. Liu Jun slowly regained control of his body. I was about to turn around to see how the fat man was injured. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a ghost next to him looking at him with a depressed expression, as if there was a thread on Liu Jun's body.
This ghostly figure saw Liu Jun looking at him, and his figure gradually became clearer. He has thick eyebrows, big eyes, ugly appearance, a big beard, and a rough voice.
"Little guy, I can't seem to live without you" ("I" means "I" in a certain era)
Liu Jun's whole body is not feeling well, it seems that it just happened to him That famous general, but what kind of operation is he trying to rob civilian men?
"Well, thank you for your help just now. I will burn a few beauties for you when I go back. Just let me go. I don't like men, let alone male ghosts," Liu Jun begged. . This ghost's behavior is at least a thousand years old and cannot be offended.
"Why are your thoughts so dirty? Someone said that there is something in your body, which is holding me back. I can't leave, so I can only live in your body temporarily."
Liu Jun looked confused. Bi, his face was confused. Why did you ask a god to leave your upper body in your body? What’s wrong with my body?
"Do you know what is inside my body?" Liu Jun asked.
"If I knew, how could I still be trapped? Just break free," Guiying said angrily, seeming to be in a very depressed mood.
Same, I would have been a thousand-year-old ghost wandering around, and suddenly I was imprisoned. I don’t know when the imprisonment will be released, and I am also depressed.
Liu Jun was just thinking when the ghostly figure didn't say anything for a long time and flew back into his body. Liu Jun looked at himself. He was also very arrogant. After thinking about it for a while, he didn't think about it anymore. Brother Guanying didn't have any ill intentions anyway.
Suddenly a big head protruded from the chest, which was the head of the ghost. His mouth opened and closed: "Since so-and-so lives in your body first, you have to know who so-and-so is. So-and-so is the founding general of the Tang Dynasty, Cheng Biting gold." After the ghost said it, he shrank back.
Liu Jun looked at the scene in front of him, which was extremely terrifying. It would be strange if there were other Taoist priests here who saw a head on his chest and didn't subjugate demons and eliminate demons and do justice for heaven.
Wait, Cheng Yaojin? Cheng Yaojin with three axes? Li Shimin's boss, he has outstanding military exploits, is honest and upright, and has explosive combat power.
(End of this chapter)