Chapter 96 The Ninety-Fifth Playground
A few people went out to find a fast food restaurant together. After eating, they got in the car and drove all the way to the ninth office. On the way, Mo Li looked at A small amusement park next to it was slightly lost in thought, even if the car drove past, it still turned around and looked at it.
"Fat man, do we have a big amusement park here?"
"Yes, what's wrong, Brother Liu? Is there a case in the amusement park?"
Liu Jun looked He looked at Mo Li and said to the fat man: "There is no case, I have a day off today, take a day off and go play"
"Damn it? Brother Liu, you finally know how to rest? I thought you had to be a workaholic. I know a newly opened large-scale amusement park, but it's a little far away, forty or fifty kilometers."
"It's okay. "You have enough time, let's go"
"Haole" the fat man turned at the intersection and drove towards the amusement park.
When we arrived at the amusement park, it was already ten o'clock in the morning. Looking up, there are three big characters on it: "Lemou Fort"
The European-style iron carved door is black and shiny, with two clowns making invitation gestures bent out of thin iron bars.
On both sides of the door are two lively clowns. They wear colorful clothes that are half red and yellow, with exaggerated smiles drawn with red paint. They have round, bright red noses like tomatoes and a pair of soft horns growing on the top of their heads. They danced to a lively rhythm and used exaggerated and funny dance steps to invite the excited crowd outside the door into this joyful fairy tale world.
The music is loud and all the amusement facilities are activated, starting a non-stop carnival for people.
The tickets are really not cheap. Liu Jun paid for them all by himself, which made him feel distressed. The pass is only 150 yuan, and you can play everything. There is no need to buy anything else, which saves a lot of trouble.
When I walked into the amusement park, the staff gave me several leaflets with a map of the amusement park and the time for the afternoon float show.
Liu Jun turned around and saw Wang Tiezhu staring blankly at the windmill and the big pendulum in the sky.
"Brother Demon, what do you want to do?"
"You said this thing, throw me out, can you kill me"
"Do you think it's a lottery? Throw one out at random Lucky tourist? Let me tell you, there are a lot of people in the amusement park, and there are also a lot of children. If you scare people again, you must be more honest."
"Well, don't worry, I'm not such a shameless monster"
This amusement park is a thrilling amusement park with five types of roller coasters. The only bad thing is that there are too many people looking for excitement and you have to queue up.
The worst thing is Fatty, there is a sign in the waiting area in front of every roller coaster. It says: People with high blood pressure and heart disease are not allowed to play. Those weighing more than 260 pounds are also asked to play other games.
"Brother Liu, they discriminate against fat people and don't let me play, but I want to play"
"Don't make trouble, they won't let me in"
Liu Jun and the others went there The first roller coaster was called Speed Motorcycle. They waited for about ten minutes before they were queued up. Liu Jun pulled Mo Li up first, but the water bear demon didn't think it was interesting, so he didn't get up. As for the fat man, he was stopped by the staff.
“Why are you stopping me?”
The staff replied, "Brother, how much do you weigh?"
"I weigh two hundred pounds"
"Come on, come and weigh yourself"
The staff took the fat man away Next to it, there was a scale weighing 300 kilograms. The moment the fat man stood on it, the pointer of the scale rotated so fast that it almost exploded.
The fat man looked at the scale and said, "I think you have broken the scale"
The staff couldn't laugh or cry, "Brother, if the scale is broken or not, you can't count it. Come down quickly. It will get really bad after a while."
He had no choice but to chat with Wang Tiezhu below, waiting for Mo Li and Liu Come down.
Liu Jun asked himself, this kind of thrilling level is far inferior to catching ghosts and monsters. What is there to be afraid of?
Then the roller coaster started, and Liu Jun’s heart-rending screams kept coming. He was afraid of heights.
The exciting feeling, the feeling of his heart jumping out of his chest, made his mind go blank. Even Mo Li held his hand and comforted him, but he didn't feel it. Finally, the roller coaster stopped, and Liu Jun calmed down for a while. Even the staff came to unbuckle him without knowing it. It was Mo Li who pulled him down.
While walking, my legs were a little weak and my face was a little pale.
The fat man came over and laughed: "Brother Liu, you are usually so good at conquering demons and not afraid of death, how can you be so afraid of riding a roller coaster?"
"I'm afraid of a hammer. , I just don’t feel well”
“Haha, I almost believed it”
"Fuck you, fat man. If I dare to ride a roller coaster again, what will you say?"
"I will clean up the house from now on."
"Fat man, this is what you said, don't say it." "Brother cheated on you"
"My fat man talks like a spit and nails it"
Liu Jun smiled slightly, pulled Mo Li and walked behind the speed motorcycle again. The fat man looked puzzled, this roller coaster is not Are you in front of me? Follow Liu Jun there and see what tricks he, Brother Liu, can do.
I saw Liu Jun leading Mo Li in a queue. The difference was that the queues in other places were mostly young people, but the queues in this place were mostly children.
The team moved forward slowly, and finally reached Liu Jun and the others.
A female staff member looked at Liu Jun and the others with a puzzled expression: "Where are your children? This children's roller coaster is basically for children."
Liu Jun was not embarrassed at all: "I don't have children, so I just want to play a small roller coaster and experience it, can't you?"
What can the staff say? Customers are God. They could only arrange for Mo Li and Liu Jun to ride on this small roller coaster. Not only was the roller coaster small, but the track was also small, and there were no rolls or anything like that.
Because this is a children's roller coaster after all, adults have to take two seats. Liu Jun was much heavier than Mo Li, so he was placed at the front of the car by the staff. Behind him were a bunch of children looking at him in surprise.
The children's roller coaster started slowly. Perhaps because of the presence of adults, the motor had some difficulty and the climb was very slow. Liu Jun didn't feel like he had just been riding a high-speed motorcycle. He waved excitedly to the dumbfounded fat man in the distance.
The fat man quickly covered his face and avoided it, saying that he did not know this person.
I was even more convinced: "When it comes to shamelessness, Brother Liu said he was number one, and no one recognized him as number two. He really worked hard not to clean the house."
This Liu Jun sat on the children's roller coaster and had more fun than the other children. Mo Li watched Liu Jun play with treasures from behind and smiled happily. The children's roller coaster did not last as long as those of the large roller coasters. It stopped after a while. Liu Jun, who got off the roller coaster, looked at the children's roller coaster with a look of unfinished satisfaction.
The staff next to him was so frightened that he quickly stepped forward to dissuade him: "Sir, you can go and play with other things. The motor of this roller coaster cannot withstand too many high-energy operations."
Liu Jun is also reasonable and comes to play by himself. This was just to disgust the fat man. After hearing what the staff said, he turned around and pulled Mo Li towards the fat man.
"Fat man, how are you? I'm willing to admit defeat."
"Brother Liu, you are a werewolf, you are so shameless, I admit it"
A few people turned around and went Playing with other things, the fat man probably had to take care of the hygiene at home. He rolled his eyes, pointed at the big windmill whirring above, and said to Mo Li: "Sister Mo, look at the ones above, do they look like each one?" Dandelion, do you want to go up and play?”
Who is Liu Jun? As soon as this fat man said this, he knew that he didn't hold his urine well.
Sure enough, Mo Li looked at the windmill, then turned to look at Liu Jun hopefully.
Sighing slightly, Liu Jun took Mo Li and went to line up, waiting to ride on the windmill. Fatty also followed. This time, no one stopped him, but the staff asked him to sit on his own. Others are two and two.
This big windmill does not start spinning when you sit on it, but slowly rises up first. Liu Jun kept his eyes closed tightly, just feeling his body rising slowly, and he could feel Mo Li grabbing his hand during the rising process. Let him get better.
The slow rising movement stopped. Liu Jun covered his eyes with his hands, and looked down. After a few glances, his brows furrowed. There is something wrong with Feng Shui in this amusement park. From now on, Something will happen.
Just as I was thinking about it, the windmill started to spin. This time I couldn't think of anything. My mind went blank, and I was howling like a ghost. The scream of the woman behind him was not as loud as his.
(End of this chapter)