Chapter 176 Join
"Will you let me join your team? I can be literary, martial, and cute." The panda demon hugged Liu Jun's leg, completely ignoring his own wounds, grinning in pain but still not letting go.
"Brother, can you let go first?"
"Promise me, promise me and I will let go"
"Tell me why you want to join me Team?”
"Because the men are handsome and the women are pretty, everyone is very harmonious and united, and they are also very friendly to others. I like it here, I like everyone, and it's worry-free."
"Tell the truth. If you don't tell the truth, you can't join. "
The panda demon hesitated for a moment, and seeing Liu Jun impatiently wanting to leave again, he said anxiously: "Because you are strong, you can definitely protect me, and I have had enough of living alone."< br>
"Welcome to join, you sleep on the sofa." After Liu Jun said this, he saw the panda demon let go and took a step forward. Then the panda demon grabbed Liu Jun's legs like lightning and "boom" Liu Jun fell down. On the ground.
Climbing up with difficulty, Liu Jun looked at the panda demon angrily: "You are so meow, I have asked you to join, what else do you want!?"
"Well, I just want to ask if there is any bamboo. I have finished eating the bamboo. Also, can you not let me sleep on the sofa? I am a national treasure," the panda demon said weakly.
"No, no, get out, I'll beat you to death if you ask again." After Liu Jun said that, he stood up and left.
The remaining panda demon murmured to himself in the back, "It's like beating me to death and you're not breaking the law. Do you still have the right to bear?"
Although the panda demon often suffers from mental convulsions, Fortunately, he was very clean and had no peculiar smell, so Liu Jun let him sleep on the sofa.
Everyone went back to their respective rooms to sleep. In the morning, Liuli Moli went shopping. Liu Qingxuan went to his operating room in the ninth department for some reason. Liu Jun called An Xinyu and asked if he had any questions. Nothing happened, so I took Fatty to the supermarket to buy some dog food and snacks.
"Brother Liu, do you think Brother Dog is too hypocritical? He obviously likes to eat dog food, but he says this is some kind of animal snack."
While changing the packaging of dog food and dog snacks, Liu Jun said: "I admire it. Your courage, if you say it in front of Brother Dog, some interesting scenes will definitely happen.”
“Don’t dare”
After changing the packaging, the two of them drove. After driving to the store, I tidied up the store first. The boss hadn't been back for a long time, and the tables, chairs, and counters were covered with a layer of dust. The two of them had to clean them up for more than half an hour.
Then he took those animal food and snacks from the trunk to the road and gave them to Brother Dog.
Brother Dog was still the same as before, lying on the carpet and sleeping soundly. The flesh on his body was trembling, and the folds of his flesh could pinch a fly.
Open the bag of dog food, no, animal food, and push it in front of Brother Dog.
Brother Gou shrugged his nose, opened his eyes, got up and started eating without even looking at Liu Jun.
After eating for a while, Brother Gou stopped and said, "Tell me, what's the matter with you kid? It took you so long to come."
Then Liu Jun told what happened in this paragraph I talked to Brother Gou about it, including what happened with him dealing with the ghost on the phone.
After pondering for a while, Brother Gou said, "You really have to take that crystal to the underworld for processing, and use your good and evil orders to go down there. And your puppet doll, you said that an array spirit sealed the array into the doll's body, that array The spirit is not simple, but it should not have any ill intentions towards you. As for how you deal with the mobile phone ghost, you just need to remember that you are a human being and you cannot intervene in these matters yourself. For example, if you dislike Jiang Wei, don't do it yourself. , it will harm your longevity. It has nothing to do with you whether other people take action or the ghost takes action for revenge. Just follow your heart."
"Well, I understand, thank you Brother Dog"
"You and Fatty, let’s go to the underworld here, take this, throw this away if you have any questions.”
Brother Dog gave Liu Jun a handful of dog hair, and Liu Jun happily took it, what was the purpose of his coming, wasn’t he just asking for help? Amulet, how about he go to the underworld? He is so handsome, what if he is spotted by evil spirits? He is handsome, but sometimes it is troublesome. Liu Jun thought about it and said it, and then looked at Brother Dog's face. Looking at him with contempt.
“Take a look at your brain when you have time, don’t try to save money, treat it well!”
Liu Jun went downstairs in embarrassment, saying that he couldn't beat Brother Gou, and he would be beaten if he resisted.
"Fat man, come with me to the underworld"
"Are you sending crystals? Brother Dog said this thing must be sent to the underworld?"
"Yes" and Liu Jun took out the goodwill Evil order, take a look, how the hell do you do this to get to the underworld? No way.
Holding the Good and Evil Order in his hand, he shook it left and right, up and down, and fiddled with it. Then, the Good and Evil Order went wild, jumped into the air, and struck Liu Jun's head like lightning, with a dark streak. The door appeared in the middle of the store. "Hell, portal? Such a high-end thing?" Ignoring the knock from the Good and Evil Order, Liu Jun touched the dark door and it felt good.
"Can you get to the underworld if you go in?" Liu Jun looked up at the Good and Evil Order and asked.
The Good and Evil Order couldn't say anything. He just dodged and flew out, then flew back at high speed, knocked Liu Jun into the door, and then circled around the fat man.
Seeing this posture, the fat man quickly said, "Wait, don't move, I'll do it myself." When he heard Brother Liu's scream, he knew that it was uncomfortable to run into it, and he was not stupid.
Sure enough, after the fat man walked in, he felt dizzy for a while. Although he was a little dizzy, it didn't hurt at all, and the place where he landed was still very soft, making it comfortable to sit on.
"Fat man, if you don't get down, I'll cut your ass off and stew it."
"Fuck you, Brother Liu." The fat man stood up smartly and looked at where he was sitting just now. Liu Jun was lying there, and he hurried up. Pull up forward.
“Fat man, it’s time for you to lose weight”
“Why should I lose weight if my parents give me meat?”
“I asked sister Huanhuan, she If you like strong people, you are fat”
"Brother Liu, go back and supervise me to lose weight and exercise"
The two walked forward while chatting, and suddenly Liu Jun stopped and said, "Fuck, we are here alone"
" That's right, what will we do if we don't come down?" The fat man looked puzzled, what's going on with Brother Liu.
“What’s special about me is that our physical bodies have also come down! We have come down as whole people, not as souls leaving our bodies.”
“That’s great, isn’t it? It’s so comfortable to have a physical body.”
The fat man rolled his eyes, "The other ghosts feel the same way, it's so comfortable to have a physical body!"
"Have you ever heard of Tang Monk's meat? We are almost there, but this physical body that can enter the underworld is also quite fragrant. For For ghosts in the underworld, especially those who are attached to the human world and cannot be reincarnated, they can go back after taking away our bodies."
"What's going on, let's go back first?" Tang Seng Jiujiu was also a little panicked. Eighty-one difficulties, they might be done with it after eleven difficulties.
"Don't panic, don't panic, we have brought the talismans and everything in. This is good, there is safety guarantee, let's go, let's keep walking, give the crystal out early, get out early"
Liu When Jun and the others walked forward for a while, they were about at the location where the prefectural Environmental Protection Bureau had put up the sign.
There were several ghosts wandering around there, their bodies wrapped in ghost energy, looking vicious and terrifying.
“Why do I smell something strange?”
“A stranger? Did you eat it or possess it?”
“What the hell are we eating? Escape, isn't it just to return to the earth? This hell is too painful. You can't tell the difference between eating one meal and eating many meals."
"Boss, it makes sense." Several evil spirits said fiercely. Looking at Liu Jun and Fatty.
Looking at this posture, Liu Jun knew that he would definitely not be able to get around these evil ghosts in front of him, so he took out the good and evil order and hung it on his waist.
The evil ghosts naturally knew this good and evil order, and they all hesitated. They dared to possess strangers, but they had to think carefully about this temporary ghost officer.
“No matter what, let’s give it a try, turn the bicycle into a motorcycle, give it a try, and return to the world of happiness, let’s go”
This guy must have been a desperado during his lifetime, Liu Jun even regarded good and evil Ling Liang came out, but these gangsters still rushed up to capture the two of them and possess them.
Throwing out a Five Thunder Talisman, it flashed with lightning and fell to the ground. Walter? ? ?
"Haha, you're dumbfounded. I knew you were Taoist priests, but you didn't know you couldn't use talismans in the underworld."
The leading evil ghost smiled proudly, half of his face almost fell off when he smiled.
(End of this chapter)