Chapter 202 Unprofessional Liu Qingxuan
Liu Jun’s so-called solution was to take out his mobile phone and call Wu Yicheng.
No way, his cheap master, bad old man, his phone is always turned off and he can't make any calls at all.
It was unrealistic to call the head brother, so I called Wu Yicheng at the Ninth Division Headquarters.
"Uncle Wu, do you know how to take baby pictures?" Get to the point directly.
Wu Yicheng was stunned for a moment, and asked eagerly, "Pai Ying? Did you fight against the Jiangtou Master of Country T? Where are you?"
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, I didn't fight with the Jiangtou Master, I just fought against him. I don’t know what to do when I get a baby.”
Wu Yicheng was relieved when he heard that Liu Jun did not fight with the head-down master. He was afraid that Liu Jun would suffer. After all, he knew how long Liu Jun had been practicing Taoism. There were three types of people like them that they didn't like to mess with. The other type was those who stayed with corpses all day long, such as corpse chasers. One type is those who play voodoo, such as Granny Zi, Liuli and the others. Another type is the head-dropping master.
Because if you mess with these people, you are very likely to be tricked and lose your life without knowing it.
“Don’t you have the Lihuo Talisman? You can just burn it with a fire. Why do you need to ask me?”
Liu Jun on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes again. Damn it, he didn't know that it would be easier to set it on fire.
“I’m asking, how can we control Pai Ying without destroying it and prevent it from harming others?”
“This is a bit difficult to handle. Please tell me first. What kind of paiying is it like?"
Then Liu Jun told Wu Yicheng in detail about the paiying, especially the fact that the paiying loved to eat snacks.
Wu Yicheng over there was shocked for a while before he asked: "Are you sure that's a baby photo? Isn't it a starving ghost??"
"No, it's confirmed, it's Pai Ying."
"It's easy. I will send you a formation by email on your mobile phone. You can take a look and draw this formation on the back of the Pai Ying amulet. When the time comes, the contract will give them a sense of intimacy."
After hanging up the phone for a while, Liu Jun took out his phone, opened his mailbox, and saw the email Wu Yicheng sent him.
The formation in the email is called Ghost Alliance. It is simple, practical and unpretentious. It is to draw a ghost formation on the ghost parasitic container to form a contract. This is an equal formation contract and will not force the contract partner to do anything. It's just that there are some restrictions. For example, if the contract partner wants to harm others, and the other contract partner doesn't want to harm others, then the harm can't be done.
"Come on, let this baby make a contract with you, so that it will not harm you, nor will it actively harm others."
Tang Rongrong followed Liu Jun into the house and saw Liu Jun hiding in front of Pai Ying.
"I want to discuss something with you." However, he patted the baby's head without raising his eyes, concentrating on eating snacks and ignoring Liu Jun.
I saw Liu Jun grinning, reaching out and quickly grabbing all the snacks from Pai Ying, including the potato chips that Pai Ying was eating.
Pai Ying was stunned for a moment and was about to burst into tears. Liu Jun immediately said: "You sign a contract with her. This contract has no other purpose. It is to ensure that you will not harm others or harm others." "She" will give you a choice based on the principle of fairness, justice and openness. If you sign, there will be plenty of snacks. If you finish eating, she can buy you more. If you don't sign, it will be sealed. Don’t talk about snacks, it’s hard to eat air, you choose”
Paiying thought for a while and resisted the urge to bite Liu Jun to death. After all, he couldn't beat him, so he reluctantly agreed to sign the contract.
It’s fair, just and open, bullying children.
Liu Juncai didn’t care what Pai Ying thought, he just agreed to the contract and pushed the snacks back to Pai Ying.
Being able to eat his favorite snacks again, Pai Ying immediately beamed and smiled. He didn’t even care what Liu Jun drew on the Buddha amulet where he was staying.
After drawing on the Buddha amulet for a while, he asked Tang Rongrong to come over and put a drop of blood on the Buddha amulet, which was regarded as a contract.
The moment the blood dripped on the blood, Paiying turned around and looked at Tang Rongrong. It felt a sense of intimacy, but the foodie Paiying didn't pay much attention and concentrated on eating snacks.
"Do you feel anything?" This was the first time to use this formation, and Liu Jun wanted to know how Tang Rongrong felt.
Tang Rongrong's expression was complicated, and she glanced at Liu Jun with some resentment. "What I feel now is that I have an extra child, and it's like my biological child." "Well, think about it, since this magic circle can make you If you have this feeling of being a biological mother, you will certainly feel the same when photographing a baby. It will treat you as a biological mother. If you are a child, you will definitely not harm your own mother, right?"
After listening to what Liu Jun said, Tang Rongrong reluctantly accepted the reality that she had an extra child.
"Then what, if this baby has no snacks, you can buy it some"
"If I don't buy it, will it hurt me?"
Liu Jun shook his head in the affirmative. Shaking his head, "It won't hurt you, after all, you are its mother. But the child doesn't get what he wants, cries loudly, and makes trouble for you. I guess this will happen."
"Don't mention the word mom! Don't mention it again. I'll give you a look!"
"Okay, okay, don't mention it, don't mention it." Liu Jun looked helpless. He didn't want to. Who can think about this contract and let Tang Rongrong have more children? It doesn’t matter if she is a mother of children or an adult, she is still the mother of a ghost baby like a baby.
It might take some time for Tang Rongrong to fully accept this cruel reality. She sat quietly on the sofa and didn't know what she was thinking.
With a wink at Aaron, the two quietly walked out of Tang Rongrong's house.
When going downstairs, Aaron asked Liu Jun: "Are we leaving like this?"
"Nonsense, if you don't leave like this, how can you leave? It's a fine tradition of doing good deeds without leaving any name. Don’t you know?”
“Brother Liu, forgive me for speaking frankly, this shouldn’t be considered a good deed by you. Tang Rongrong is now unmarried and has a baby”
"Speak nicely. What should I do if she has a baby? Don't ruin my innocence."
The two of them got into the car and got into the car, having a hard time all afternoon. They were both a little hungry. There was no way to have a class reunion. Not full.
Along took Liu Jun out for another meal and sent Liu Jun back to the villa.
Look, look, how harmonious this scene at home is compared to a class reunion.
Yu Mo moved his coffin to the living room. Although everyone strongly opposed it, the reason Yu Mo gave was that it was unseemly for a man and a widow to have two corpses in the same room, and it would insult Miss Li's innocence. .
Now lying quietly in his coffin, Liuli and Mo Li were leaning against Yuan Gungun on the sofa. Yuan Gungun looked at Liu Jun when he came back, and looked at Liu Jun with a look of resentment.
Liu Jun returned a helpless look. There was nothing he could do about it. Even Mo Li Liuli felt that it was very comfortable and soft to lean against the round figure.
The fat man and Liu Qingxuan over there are more harmonious, one runs and the other chases. Normally, if an assassin chases a meat guy, then the meat bun is basically beating a dog, but Liu Qingxuan holds a small sharp scalpel in his hand, and the fat man is scared.
Liu Qingxuan is also very knowledgeable. Every time he catches up, he will use a scalpel to gently prick the fat man's buttocks, which will make the fat man feel pain but not bleed.
When the fat man saw Liu Jun coming back, he ran up behind Liu Jun and screamed as if he had seen a life-saving straw.
Rubbing his brows, Liu Jun stretched out his hand to stop Liu Qingxuan: "What are you two doing? We are all our own people. Don't wield swords and guns. What did the fat man do?"
Seeing that he can't reach the fat man, Liu Qingxuan stopped and looked at the fat man behind Liu Jun angrily.
“Ask him, what did he do?”
“Didn’t I just say that you are unprofessional?” The fat man put his head over his head and shouted, and immediately shrank back, which made it difficult for him. A body weighing more than 200 kilograms was actually able to be well hidden behind Liu Jun.
Hearing Fatty's words, Liu Qingxuan was furious again. He held a scalpel and started a new round of chasing.
Helpless, Liu Jun glanced at Wang Tiezhu, the most reliable man in the family, holding a carrot in his hand and feeding the little fox. Feeling Liu Jun's gaze, he said casually without raising his head: "The fat man picked up a dead mouse in the yard. His brain was twitching, so he gave it to Liu Qingxuan. He wanted to know how the mouse died."
"Liu Qingxuan refused to dissect the mouse, so the fat man said she was unprofessional, and then she was hunted down."
Looking at the howling fat man, Liu Jun decided not to care and let him do it.
(End of this chapter)