Chapter 206 Wu Youcai
The most annoying thing about this bad old man is that he imprisoned Wu Youcai for three full months until he was removed. The reason was that the old man was making extra money for the first time, and Wu Youcai found out.
The old man kept smiling and being kind. This kind of thing can be big or small. At the most serious level, it is called violation, at the most small level, it is just to earn extra money after get off work.
Then, Wu Youcai talked to the old man in the old man's office for three hours. For three hours, the old man kept speaking harmoniously and smiling.
Then, with a smile on his face, he beat Wu Youcai and sent him to a mental hospital. He also said hello to the hospital that this person was a psychopath pretending to be a leader. He couldn’t believe anything he said. Just like that, Wu Youcai was He was kept in a mental hospital for three full months.
In the past two weeks, Wu Youcai kept shouting that he was the Ninth Section Z Committee and that he would clean up the mental hospital when he went out. Then, he was locked in a single room.
After being detained for two weeks, Wu Youcai became wiser and talked to the doctor in a harmonious voice, telling them that he was really a member of the Ninth Division Z Committee.
Then, the doctor sighed and increased the dose. At the beginning of the second month, Wu Youcai became smarter this time. Instead of saying that he was a traitor, he just said that he was not sick.
The doctor did not embarrass him, but just brought him to a mentally ill person.
The psycho was fishing in an empty fish tank with no water, holding a fishing rod made of tree branches.
The doctor asked Wu Youcai: "How many fish has this patient caught? Think about it before answering."
Wu Youcai pondered for a moment: An empty fish tank is a mental illness. The answer seems obvious, but there must be a trap.
So Wu Youcai asked Psychiatric, how many times have you swung the fishing rod?
Then the psycho answered: "I threw the fishing rod five times"
Wu Youcai was confident: "Five fish"
Before the doctor could answer, the mentally ill fisherman rushed to answer: "Are you sick? This is an empty fish tank. How can there be any fish?"
Watma, Wu Youcai had ten thousand alpacas running through his heart, knowing that there were no fish. You're fishing for a hammer here.
The doctor looked at Wu Youcai with complicated eyes, sighed, patted Wu Youcai's shoulder, and said: "Treat with peace of mind, it will be fine."
Then he left. , leaving Wu Youcai in a mess.
At the end of the second month, it was still raining heavily outside, and the doctor came again.
On rainy days, many mentally ill people are tossing around in the rain. Some are pretending to be big trees, some are pretending to be flowers, and some are lying on the ground using themselves as pools. Many of them are clamoring to take a bath.
Only Wu Youcai and another psycho didn't rush into the rain.
This time Wu Youcai was full of confidence. He thought for a month and reflected on his mistakes, and finally decided to tell the truth. If he told the truth, he would definitely be able to get out.
As a result, this time the doctor did not take any questions, but asked Wu Youcai directly to analyze whether the psychopath next to him was cured. If the analysis was correct, he would be let go. If the analysis was incorrect, he would continue to stay.
So Wu Youcai asked the lunatic: "Why don't you go out and take a bath like them?"
The lunatic rolled his eyes, "That's rain. I'm not stupid. How could I go out to take a shower?"
Wu Youcai's face lit up with joy, oh, is this mental illness normal? However, he did not draw a conclusion immediately, but asked the psychopath again, "They all say that they are plants and need to receive rainwater. Why don't you go out and receive it?"
The psychopath was a little impatient: "You are sick, they He said he is a plant, but I am not, so why do I have to accept this annoying rainwater?”
That’s good. Wu Youcai immediately turned around and said to the doctor: “After my analysis, this patient has basically recovered”
Before the doctor could speak, a lunatic rushed over, his whole body wet. The lunatic who didn’t want to be exposed to the rain immediately shouted anxiously: “I am a fire, don’t come over and put me out again.” ”
The fire was so hot that Wu Youcai felt that he could not get out again. Sure enough, the doctor patted Wu Youcai's shoulder with complicated eyes, turned and left without saying anything.
After another half month, Wu Youcai had no hope. As a result, the doctor came again, and this time it was a question.
Ask, there is a bathtub filled with water, and there is a cup and a bowl next to it. How should you clean up the water in the bathtub? Wu Youcai had heard of this joke before, and his face lit up with joy: "The normal operation is to pull out the stopper of the bathtub and let the water flow out."
The doctor nodded with satisfaction. Wu Youcai was very happy and finally wanted to go out. Now, I will be free and reborn soon. Damn Qingfengzi, I will definitely kill you.
Then the doctor called to inform the old man, Liu Jun’s master, Qingfengzi, that the patient had recovered and could be discharged.
Qingfengzi over there was silent for a moment and asked the doctor, you guys generally like mental illness here What to shout.
The doctor answered: "I am not mentally ill"
Qingfengzi asked to call Wu Youcai. As soon as Wu Youcai answered the phone, Qingfengzi over there said: "You are mentally ill, you have to Treatment"
Wu Youcai shouted "I am not mentally ill"
"No, you are!"
"I'm not mentally ill." Wu Youcai shouted heartbreakingly, thinking that his voice was loud enough to calm Qingfengzi. Unexpectedly, Qingfengzi failed to calm him down, and he knocked the doctor Calmed down.
The doctor grabbed the phone and listened to Qingfengzi over there saying: "Doctor, I think you should know the patient's current condition. Goodbye."
Then, Wu Youcai was imprisoned again I walked into the ward, looked at the ceiling, my eyes were lifeless, and my whole body was decadent.
It wasn't until Qingfengzi, the bad old man, was dismissed from his post that Wu Youcai was rescued. After two months of psychological treatment, I welcomed the newly appointed Director Xu.
Taoist priest Xu's Taoist attainments are very strong. Although he is not as good as the bad old man, he still seems to be playing tricks on Wu Youcai.
Wu Youcai started to find trouble on the first day that Xu Daochang took office. Then, Xu Daochang recruited five imps and played with Wu Youcai for three days and three nights. When Wu Youcai saw Xu Daochang, he directly went around. He couldn't afford to offend him and could afford to hide. .
These are all written in the materials. Wu Youcai’s unlucky things are written in such detail. This shows that Wu Youcai's popularity is indeed extremely poor, so it is understandable that the bad old man locked him up for three months without anyone looking for him.
However, Liu Jun originally thought that Wu Youcai and he could only bully Daochang Xu, so he wanted to cause trouble for him. After reading the information, Liu Jun felt that the hatred was over.
The person who imprisoned Wu Youcai for three months was a native of Maoshan and Liu Jun's master. The one who let the kid play with Wu Youcai for three days was Taoist Xu, who was also from Maoshan. He was also from Maoshan. The most important thing was that his master had tricked the old man into playing Wu Youcai so hard that he almost became mentally ill. This old man's flaws must be repaid.
Just as he was thinking about it, Wang Tiezhu carried Wu Youcai in. You read that right, carrying him. Wang Tiezhu brought Wu Youcai in with his extraordinary height and strength.
Wu Youcai looks pretty, probably, with a popular face, wearing glasses, fair skin, and an angry look.
"Qianzi, are your people going to rebel? Just do it to your superiors in public!"
"You are too noisy. First, this is my buddy. , He is not from the Ninth Department. Second, even if he is from the Ninth Department, what happened? You can report it!"
"If you have the guts to let me go, I must Explain your crime to the above and remove you from your post. There is no good person in Maoshan."
"I admire you. Tiezhu, Fatty, here is the address of a hospital. Try to stuff Ya's in there so that he can't come out without my permission!"
Liu Jun put the medicine on the table. They looked at the document and pointed to the address of the mental hospital on it.
Then, Wu Youcai was sent to the mental hospital again. You may say they have grudges, but Liu Jun and Wu Youcai really don't have any grudges. The main reason is that Liu Jun knows that with Wu Youcai here, he will definitely stumbling upon him.
It’s not Liu Jun’s character to wait to be tricked and then fight back. Just throw him into a mental hospital, out of sight, out of mind.
Over there, Wang Tiezhu and the fat man took Wu Youcai to the hospital. They did not show any identification and just showed the director how to twist a steel pipe with their bare hands.
The dean said that Wu Youcai's condition was serious and he really needed hospitalization.
(End of this chapter)