Chapter 499: The Manure Throwing Plan
“Old man, where are the excrements you replaced?” Liu Jun waved his hand and called the ghost old man over.
"Master, they are all behind this restaurant, do you want to use it?"
When other ghosts heard Liu Jun's voice, they were all wondering, this smelly thing, if it weren't for the ghost sister, They would never do it if ordered, and they didn’t know what Liu Jun was going to do.
"Yes, don't you love throwing shit? I'll give you a chance later. When that vampire comes up, throw it at him as hard as you can. If you can't throw shit at him, I'll throw you into the eighteenth level of hell." Liu Jun took out the kindness The evil order shook, and the underworld aura above it was particularly noticeable.
The ghost old man and the others were immediately frightened. They didn't expect that this careless Taoist priest was still a ghost, and they were almost killed in one fell swoop.
"Here, master, we can definitely splash it, but the count is not a fool. If he runs away, we can't stop him." The old man hesitated.
"You don't have to worry about this. I guarantee that he will be in this circle." Liu Jun walked to the iron gate and drew a circle.
"Okay, I'll listen to you." The old ghost man floated away to arrange this matter, while Liu Jun took out two high-level soul-binding talismans from Maoshan. At the earliest, Liu Jun used ordinary ones. , this advanced soul-binding talisman has only been studied and understood recently. It is said that this is an improved version of the Maoshan Patriarch, which will definitely shock the jaws of the people around him.
While Liu Jun was burying the soul-binding talisman, female ghosts in ancient costumes, female ghosts with holes in their heads, and hanged ghosts were all watching.
In the end, the beauty in ancient costume couldn't help it anymore and wanted to remind Liu Jun, "Master, the earl is very powerful. Can this talisman of yours work?"
"Yes, I feel like you are just two broken Paper, don't drop the chain and trap us," the female ghost with the hole in her head said angrily.
She had a very bad impression of Liu Jun. When the beauty in ancient costume arranged a trap for Liu Jun, she was responsible for observing the battle situation on the ceiling of the restaurant. As a result, when Liu Jun's fire talisman burned, the smell filled the sky, and she Bearing the brunt of the attack, I almost lost my mind.
"If you can do it, come on. If you can't do it, stop talking. Especially you, don't talk casually when your head is free. What will happen if the water leaks out?" Liu Jun rolled his eyes and continued to study the soul-binding talisman. location.
"You" had a hole in the head. The female ghost was instantly hairy. She was about to fight Liu Jun with her teeth and claws. She was dragged back by the beauty in ancient costume. When she faced Liu Jun, she could feel it. The talisman that Jun drew on his palm was so powerful that it could very well knock her out of her mind. She wouldn't even be able to bear it, let alone the little duck.
This little duck was also a poor person. During the Anti-Japanese War, she was a student and helped treat the wounded. As a result, the Japanese stormed into the church and killed everyone, including the little duck. Her original name was unknown.
I only know that when she was shot in the head and died, she was holding a little duck in her arms. After she became a lonely ghost, she was called Little Duck.
Caught by the female ghost in ancient costume, the little duck looked at Liu Jun unwillingly, Liu Jun didn't care, even looking at him couldn't kill him.
"Master, can I ask you what kind of talisman you are using?" The female ghost in ancient costume was quite sensible and used honorifics.
Liu Jun is not completely unreasonable. While burying the soul-binding talisman, he boasted, "This thing is awesome. It is a rare improved version of the advanced talisman in Maoshan. According to the rune classics, this advanced talisman can damage It’s not big, but it’s extremely insulting and can tie up ghosts for a long time”
"It doesn't hurt much, but it's very insulting?"
"It's this soul-binding talisman. Its function is to bind. It doesn't do any harm. The ghost can't break free, so it's naturally very insulting." Liu Jun said according to his own opinion Understand the explanation.
The beauties in ancient costume nodded in understanding. Ten minutes later, the feces trap had been moved over. All that was left was to wait for the count to take the bait.
Time passed by, and the surrounding ghosts had all gone into hiding. The only ones that could be seen now were Liu Jun, the female ghost in costume, the old ghost, and the hanged ghost who was still untying his tongue.
"Coming" Liu Jun looked at the iron door. "Bang" the iron door was kicked away, and a vampire wearing a tattered black evening dress appeared at the door.
"You!" Before the Vampire Count finished speaking, Liu Jun shouted: "Put it out"
Dozens of dung buckets were thrown at the Vampire Count. The Vampire Count's face changed greatly. As a Nobles, under such circumstances, have no choice but to dress sloppily, which is enough to disgrace the family.
If he was splashed with feces and urine again, he would rather die to apologize than embarrass the family. Now he regretted kicking the iron door away.
He didn't kick down the iron door when he bought shares. There was still something blocking him. He was about to step back when he saw Liu Jun, who was acting like a fool, not far away.
"See the power of Maoshan's advanced talismans." As Liu Jun raised his hand, two soul-binding talismans were activated. Then a cage composed of several black light chains trapped the vampire count.
The golden light flashed across the cage. First, a number 1 appeared, then a 2, and then a 3. Just when Liu Jun and the others were thinking about what would appear next.
The three words "Wooden Man" appeared in this cage. Liu Jun's mouth twitched. The Maoshan Patriarch who specially improved the soul-binding talisman must not be an old naughty boy. He boasted about the soul-binding talisman so well. A one-two-three wooden man pops out? How about playing?
"Master, um, your high-end talisman from Maoshan is quite special." The female ghost in ancient costume no longer knows how to describe her mood. Do you think this talisman is not easy to use? The Count was indeed trapped. Just give it a try, this scene is so funny.
"Uh, I got it wrong. This was the one Longhushan lent me to play with last time. How could we in Maoshan have such a childish thing?" Liu Jun decided to pass the blame to Longhushan.
As a result, the three words "Wooden Man" on the cage disappeared in an instant, and the four golden words "Produced by Maoshan" appeared again, blinking as if they were afraid that others would not see it.
The corners of Liu Jun's mouth twitched, sincerely? It must be sincere!
At this time, all the feces had been thrown over, and the cage blocked a small part of the earl. Most of it was not wasted, and it was all sprinkled on the earl. There were two whole waves. From the time when the earl was sprinkled with feces, he was in a hurry. at every turn.
Even if the soul-binding talisman disappeared, the earl did not react. After coming here for a long time, Liu Jun almost thought that he had used the manure-throwing trick to stun the earl, when the earl moved twice.
Looking at the feces on his body and smelling the pungent smell, the Earl regretted it. If he knew that the other side was such a disgusting vampire, he would rather sleep for another hundred years than come up.
It's too late to say anything now, he is very angry and the consequences will be serious.
"You, burp, find, burp, die." The vampire count looked at Liu Jun with scarlet eyes, like a wild beast, saying every word, word by word.
"You don't have to look for it. I found it all for you. You're welcome. Look, you're full, you're hiccupping and blowing bubbles," Liu Jun said with a smile.
The Vampire Earl couldn't bear it anymore. He decided not to say a word to Liu Jun. This guy was too cheap. He wanted to kill Liu Jun directly.
However, Liu Jun is not a fool. How could he stand still and let him kill him? Although he did not bring the Underworld Sword, he did bring a high-quality imitation of the Heaven-shaking Seal Brick.
The moment the vampire count came close, Liu Jun slapped him with a brick. The count stretched out his hand to stop him and spit out a bubble.
"Bubble attack? Look at me, Plants vs Vampires" Liu Jun leisurely dodged the count's attack.
He discovered that what he had made the bear drink less than the three of them had worked. The vampire was affected again and drank their blood. Not only was he unable to recover from his injuries, but he was also poisoned.
"Drink, spit." Liu Jun took out a few heads of garlic without peeling off the skin, threw them into his mouth, chewed them twice, and then spit them on the earl's face.
The count wanted to dodge, but failed. He was hit in the face, and he screamed. He covered his face with one hand and his stomach with the other, and squatted on the ground.
At the same time, the three men, Mr. Xiong, who were still on the spiral staircase, were five or six meters apart.
"Master, have you got the paper?" Young Master Xiong's follower asked with a painful expression.
"I didn't take it. Normally, don't you take it normally?" Young Master Xiong also had severe stomach pain, and all the facial features on his face almost hurt.
"Xiao, Xiao Geng, have you got some paper?" Mr. Xiong endured the pain and asked Xiao Geng.
"I, I don't have toilet paper, I only have talisman paper." Xiao Geng couldn't hold on any longer and broke into a cold sweat.
"Charms and paper talismans are also fine. Liu, can Brother Liu solve the count? If we can solve it, let's, let's, don't wait for the rescue, we are still shitting." Young Master Xiong felt that he should not organize this adventure. , the experience is too bad.
"Be patient, let's get down here. Every step will be calculated by Liu Jun. There will be no problem." Xiao Geng felt that if Liu Jun didn't deal with the count and find someone to save them, he would not die in the hands of the count. Died by diarrhea.
(End of this chapter)