Chapter 518 Fan Liu Jun
"Are you Li Bai? Are you coming here to become a disciple?" the master asked seriously.
"Yes, Master, I have admired you for a long time. It is better to see you than to hear it a hundred times. Master is indeed an immortal." Li Bai said nothing and flattered you. He especially liked these supernatural things. If you can really learn a few tricks from a teacher, in the future you will not be able to say the same thing and walk sideways in front of those foxy friends.
Thinking about the scene of being watched, Li Bai felt a little uncontrollably happy.
The master didn’t care that Li Bai was giggling like a lunatic. Instead, he was very impressed by Li Bai’s compliment just now.
"Who is this?" The master looked at Liu Jun and frowned slightly.
"Master, this is a relative of mine. My cousin, like me, especially likes catching ghosts and subduing demons. I told him about you and he was immediately impressed by your strength. This I came here this time and wanted to see if I could become my master."
Li Bai hurriedly explained that before the master could speak, his follower Mouse spoke first.
The mouse looked at Liu Jun sideways, "My master is very strict about accepting apprentices. He will never accept one without talent or moral character."
"Here, master, you Please be accommodating, this is my cousin, he is not an outsider, please help me." Li Bai begged the master to accept Liu Jun as his disciple.
Liu Jun, on the other hand, was confused. What happened? Why did he want to accept someone else as his teacher? Why does he have to have someone help him plead with the other party?
"Well, the rules are the rules. Originally, I came here with the intention of accepting three apprentices. Your two senior sisters, plus you, there are exactly three. Breaking the rules is not a good thing." Master. Sighed.
"Master, if my cousin doesn't become a disciple, can I watch you catch ghosts?"
"Do you even need to ask? It's definitely not possible. The master is a Celestial Master from the Maoshan Celestial Master's Mansion. "How can the Heavenly Master allow others to watch?" Before the master could speak, his follower, the rat, started to scream.
When talking about the Celestial Master of Maoshan Tianshi Mansion, the master also put on a slight pose, looking like a Taoist master.
Liu Jun immediately covered his face. What's so special, the Tianshi Mansion is from Longhu Mountain. There is a Hammer Tianshi Mansion in Maoshan. Under the name of Maoshan, there are only Taoist temples established by major elders, commonly known as temple masters.
Of course, there is only one person who is called the leader. Under the leader, the seniority is the elders, that is, Qing Huozi, Qing Muzi and others. Some are in charge of punishment and some are in charge of teaching. .
In short, there is everything that should be there, except that there is no Tianshi Mansion. This is exclusive to Longhu Mountain. The elders of Maoshan rarely claim to be Tianshi. Although they all belong to the Zhengdao lineage, this For two thousand years, it has not been very friendly.
The disciples of Maoshan look down upon Longhushan for being serious, while Longhushan thinks that the disciples of Maoshan are falsely compassionate.
Anyway, it is impossible for Maoshan and Tianshi Mansion to be put together. The designation of the master in front of me is fake.
Liu Jun saw that this fake product just wanted some money.
While he was covering his face, he made a money gesture. As a rich man, Li Bai understood it instantly.
“Master, please make an exception. I will give you 50,000 yuan for my cousin’s apprenticeship fee. Of course, you will definitely look down on the money, but this can represent my sincerity and my cousin’s. "Li Bai opened his mouth and fifty thousand was gone.
Liu Jun felt sad when he heard this, this wasted thing, if you give him 50,000 yuan, he can watch ghosts and dance with Li Bai.
The master's eyes flashed with greed, and he looked at his follower Mouse, "Well, I think you two are also sincere, so today I will make an exception and accept you two as my disciples, but this If you break the rules, the penalty will be more than 50,000, because the Tianshi Mansion punishes us Heavenly Masters with 50,000 yuan.”
"I understand, I understand. I will give Master 100,000 and 50,000 to pay the fine." Li Bai laughed along with him.
The master gave Li Bai a teachable look. He was so satisfied with this money tree.
Liu Jun shook his head secretly, this is the legendary man who is stupid and has too much money, and the liar is not enough, but he will not be Li Bai's cousin for nothing. This damn liar will have to spit out as much as he takes. .
While Li Bai was transferring money to his followers, the master introduced himself. His surname was Zhang and his name was Zhang Yuzi. He was the 63rd generation descendant of Maoshan Tianshi Mansion.
He is the vice president of the Supernatural Association, the honorary president of the Buddhist Association, and the vice president of the Taoist Heritage Association.
All in all, there are a lot of titles that will dazzle you. However, except for the first association, Liu Jun knows that he has never heard of the others.
When Master Zhang Yuzi finished speaking, his followers took the lead in applauding and even took out several group photos to show everyone that Master Zhang was not bragging and was really genuine. But Liu Jun only glanced at this group of people with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks, dressed in the Tianshi Mansion, Maoshan logo whisks, and Buddhist beads on their wrists, good guys, mixed race.
Liu Jun decided to take back what he said before. There are still a lot of liars, but there are not enough fools.
Master Zhang told everyone that this time's destination is a voluntary ghost exorcism, which does not cost a penny, just to ensure the safety of one party.
What he said is called a righteous and selfless person. The spirit of being willing to be unknown and do good deeds without leaving a name was vividly demonstrated by the master.
If Liu Jun were the organizer of the Oscars, he would give the master an Oscar statuette no matter what. This guy is so good at acting. Look at the master’s disciples around him, and they all have such adoring eyes. The fool is lame.
Who can't act well? Liu Jun raised a bad smile on his face.
"Master, you are a good person. In ancient times, there was Tang Sanzang who sought scriptures from the West to save all sentient beings. Today, there is Master Zhang, who is unknown and only does good deeds. We are so moved that we can't help but burst into tears."< br>
"You said how could there be such a good person like you, Master, in the world? We can become your disciples. I don’t know if we have been unlucky for eight lifetimes. Bah, we have accumulated virtue for eight lifetimes and become your disciples." , I’m so excited”
Liu Jun cried and cried, tears streaming down his face, and he wiped snot and tears on Master Zhang's body.
Master Zhang’s face turned dark and he looked disgusted, but he couldn’t show it. His apprentice admired him so much, could he push him away? Obviously not possible, so he quickly winked at the follower Mouse.
Mouse understood this and wanted to pull Liu Jun away. Unexpectedly, Liu Jun, who was not as strong as him, was not very strong and could not pull away no matter how hard he tried.
The flight attendants were recruited all the time, and the two flight attendants and the mouse worked together to pull Liu Jun.
"Sir, sir, please calm down first, sir, let go"
"Junior brother, junior brother, master knows that you are moved, please let go first."
Everyone pulled Liu Jun away for a while, but it wasn't Liu Jun who let go. Everyone used force to pull Liu Jun, and then Master Zhang's clothes were pulled away.
Liu Jun calmed down, and the flight attendant confirmed several times that Liu Jun was not mentally ill, and then he left with peace of mind.
"Master, you see, sometimes I can't control myself when I get excited. The main reason is that what you did is so touching," Liu Jun said, crying again.
“It’s okay, it’s okay, I understand, teacher, don’t get excited”
Master Zhang said, and quickly covered his clothes. This was the only one he had left. As soon as he put it on, Liu Jun tore it off, and he had to perform the ritual naked.
Seeing Master Zhang covering his face so tightly, Liu Jun flashed a disappointed expression. It was such a pity, he wanted to perform for a while longer.
When Liu Jun stops getting sick, yes, now Liu Jun is a lunatic in the eyes of Master Zhang, including those two beauties.
So when Liu Jun was quiet, Master Zhang breathed a sigh of relief and continued to talk about the destination. This time the destination was to go to a mass grave to perform rituals and to save the souls there. The so-called salvation of the souls, Zhang The master said that he was lucky enough to receive a Bodhisattva Sutra, which was deeply enlightening, so he wanted to go around for salvation.
Everyone in the circle looked at him with admiration. Master Zhang was about to continue blowing when he caught a glimpse of Liu Jun wanting to cry again. Master Zhang quickly stopped. He now had the urge to return the money to Liu Jun. It's so scary.
The train drove for more than four hours, and when they arrived at their destination, the car that picked them up was an eight-seater SUV. Liu Jun didn't recognize it. It was probably not as big as his Hummer anyway.
The layout of this SUV is 233. The driver was arranged by Li Bai's family, and he also arranged the car. The master followed Mouse, sitting in the passenger seat.
Liu Jun and Li Bai were seated in the second row, but Master Zhang shamelessly ran to the back and squeezed in with the two beauties on the grounds that Liu Jun was too fat.
For this reason, Liu Jun decided to find an opportunity to beat up Master Zhang!
(End of this chapter)