Chapter 552 It’s too big
This female ghost is young, and her face is not bad, but she only has the upper body, the whole ghost is floating in the air, and her intestines are hanging below.
“Oh, Sister Hua, can you please restrain yourself a little? Your intestines are leaking out, but don’t scare this little boy. He’s still a virgin with such a strong yang energy.” A petite figure next to him , the cute-looking female ghost looked Li Bai up and down. This one was neither old nor as miserable as the half-length female ghost. There was a knife mark on her wrist, which seemed to have been killed.
"Yeah" When the half-length female ghost heard this, she lowered her head and quickly stuffed her intestines back in. It took a long time to stuff her intestines back in. Li Bai was shocked and stared at the half-length female ghost without blinking.
The half-length female ghost stuffed her intestines and slapped Li Bai on the face. "Rogue, always staring at people's bottom"
"???" Li Bai had a question mark on his forehead, why did he become a gangster? Your special meow only has an ordinary ghost body, who can act like a rogue?
"Rogue? Who dares to play gangster to my wife? Are you tired of living?" At this time, a strong man with only half of his head squeezed over.
Li Bai smiled bitterly, a large-scale ethical ghost movie is about to be released, and innocent passers-by will be involved in it.
"Do you want to play gangster on my wife? Are you looking for death?" The strong ghost's eyes were as wide as copper bells. Although there was only one eye left, this terrifying deterrent was even stronger.
"Brother, it's really not me." Li Bai felt that he and Dou E had a common language at this time.
"Go away, let go of my dear little cutie." The half-length female ghost slapped the strong ghost and staggered it. The force was so strong that it would not be an exaggeration to describe the scene of domestic violence.
"Mad, you dare to find a wild man in front of me? I will kill you"
Li Bai looked at this large-scale ghost domestic violence scene speechlessly. He heard Liu Jun say However, ordinary ghosts will not cause much harm to each other, so these two ghosts are just fighting fiercely.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Sister Hua, you are too straightforward. If Pan Jinlian was as unrestrained as you in front of him, he would have been beaten to death by Wu Song. But you are so ugly, you are far worse than Pan Jinlian. "It's over." When the ghost old lady saw the couple fighting, she immediately became happy and did not hesitate to add insult to injury.
"Mad, you damn old woman, let me teach my mother-in-law what to do with you." The strong ghost broke away from the entanglement of the half-length female ghost and pounced directly on the ghost old woman, and the two ghosts fought each other again.
The half-length female ghost looked at it, but she didn't think of helping her husband. Instead, she floated in front of Li Bai and grabbed Li Bai's collar.
"Tell me, are you and I pretty?" When she said this, the female ghost stared at Li Bai closely, giving Li Bai the feeling that as long as he said a word "no", this half-length female ghost would be able to Take out his intestines and strangle him.
"Pretty, pretty" Li Bai didn't dare to blink, nor did he dare to look up at the female ghost, he kept his head lowered.
After all, the half-length female ghost has no lower body and is completely empty. When Li Bai can't see anything, the pressure in his heart can be lowered.
However, at this moment, the half-length female ghost's intestines seemed not to be tightly packed. It may have been loosened during the fight with the strong ghost. A large piece of intestines fell to the ground. Li Bai almost vomited. He secretly cursed Liu Jun for being unreliable. He had never heard of anyone who trained his disciples only to litter their graves.
"Huh? Why am I so light-headed?" The half-length female ghost scratched her head in confusion, and then she grabbed Li Bai's collar without a care and narrowed the distance between one person and one ghost.
"Since you think it's beautiful, let's go talk about life and ideals?" After the female ghost finished speaking, she pressed herself against Li Bai.
Li Bai looked at the pile of intestines, his face darkened, he took out an evil-suppressing talisman and stuck it directly on the half-length female ghost.
The female ghost screamed and was knocked away by the Evil Suppressing Talisman.
"Emma, wife, I'm coming." The strong ghost turned around and saw that his wife was knocked away by the evil-suppressing talisman. He quickly blocked her and was restrained by the evil-suppressing talisman on the spot, unable to move.
The ghosts who had been eyeing Li Bai covetously just now were now full of fear in their eyes. Li Bai still had four evil-suppressing talismans in his hand, and no one was willing to go up and become one of the four who were suppressed.
After all, there are lessons learned from the half-length female ghost and the burly ghost.
"Oh, oh, little guy, I didn't expect that you like to play exciting things. It just so happens that my sister also likes it." The half-length female ghost floated back from a distance, not even looking at the person who had just replaced her. The sturdy ghost who was restrained by the Evil Suppression Talisman floated towards Li Bai again.
The disgusting look made Li Bai give her another one without hesitation. This time, the couple was calmed down together, but Li Bai only had three cards left in his hand.
At this moment, the ghost old lady rushed to Li Bai's back and hugged Li Bai's neck tightly with both hands.
"Young handsome boy, my sister also likes excitement."
"I'm going to fuck your uncle's excitement." Li Bai decisively slapped the ghost old lady on the forehead, and the ghost old lady was also restrained.
And Li Bai only had two evil-suppressing talismans left in his hand, and there were at least fifty or sixty ghosts around him. The lonely ghosts also discovered Li Bai's embarrassing situation. There were fifty or sixty ghosts, and his two talismans could suppress at most two.
"Hehehe, little brother, you don't have enough talismans," a young ghost said with a smile.
"Boy, surrender, you are already surrounded by us." A middle-aged ghost looked at Li Bai eagerly and licked his lips.
He is just an ordinary ghost, but he wants to become a powerful ghost so that he doesn't have to be afraid of those decent ghosts.
As everyone knows, after turning into a fierce ghost, they will also become the primary target of those who catch ghosts and subjugate demons. For example, Liu Jun, if he finds a fierce ghost, especially one that has killed ordinary people, he will not mind being sent to the underworld for trial. .
"Surrounded? Go to hell with your grandfather." Li Bai took the remaining two evil-suppressing charms and rushed directly into the group of ghosts.
The ghosts screamed and hurriedly fled. There were a few fierce ones who wanted to stop Li Bai, such as the middle-aged ghost.
An evil-suppressing talisman was immediately posted by Li Bai. When Li Bai was just surrounded by ghosts, he was observing the surroundings.
I found several large locust trees and a thick willow tree.
Li Bai's eyes lit up. When he was a child, he lived in his grandmother's house, and his grandmother believed in Feng Shui and the like.
When I sleep, I will put some wicker branches and peach branches under the pillow. If I feel something is wrong, I will take it out and shake it twice.
In the past, Li Bai thought that this was superstition and felt comforted. Later, he met Liu Jun and mentioned it while eating.
Liu Jun told him that it was useful and where to plant the willow trees.
As the saying goes, willows are planted in front of the courtyard and mulberry trees are planted in the back. This is a geomantic treasure land.
Planting willow trees at the back gathers shade. Just like the locust tree, it is easy to produce evil things.
The willow tree planted in the cemetery will either become a spirit or a thing to ward off evil spirits.
And Li Bai also kept a charm to suppress evil. If the willow tree became an evil thing, he would put it on it. If not, it would be beautiful, and he could just swing it with the willow tree.
Li Bai rushed to the willow tree, broke off a piece of wicker without saying a word, and whipped it at the group of ghosts chasing after him.
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and a ghost rushing in front screamed and was instantly whipped away.
Li Bai was immediately overjoyed, it was useful, this wicker was more reliable than his Brother Liu.
The ghosts were about to cut him into pieces just now, but Brother Liu didn’t come out to save him. It was so heartbreaking.
"Come on, come on, let you be arrogant, aren't you greedy for my body? Come on, I can't beat you to death." Li Bai put the talisman in his mouth, took a sip, stuck it to his forehead, and folded a piece of wicker. Jumping and jumping like a zombie.
"By the way, boy peeing, aren't you afraid of this?" Li Bai took off his pants directly and started to release water.
"In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong drew a circle as a boundary, but now I, Li Bai, urinate in a formation."
I was really scared just now, so Li Bai's current behavior is also understandable. The feeling of being completely let go after a disaster.
Seeing Li Bai's posture, the ghosts retreated one after another. The wicker was harmful to them, and the boy's urine was not bad. What's more, Li Bai also had the Zhang Zhen Evil Talisman, eh? ? It's gone now.
The ghosts sneered. How sticky can a talisman stuck to saliva be? Just now when Li Bai was jumping up and down, the evil-suppressing talisman couldn't stick to it. It fell to the ground and was peed on by him. Completely scrapped.
"Well, this is a big deal." Li Bai looked at the evil-suppressing talisman stained with his own urine, and then looked at the ghosts gearing up, and his heart suddenly felt sad.
(End of this chapter)