Chapter 599 Born as a Human


Chapter 599: Born to be a Human

This middle-aged man really did things when he was paid, and he actually arranged Liu Jun and the others at the front, only a stone's throw away from the coffin, very close.

But Liu Jun is not interested. He has seen too many dead people, not to mention dead people, half-dead people and still alive and kicking after death.

Not to mention an ordinary dead person lying motionless, so he was not interested at all. He just glanced at it inadvertently, and his eyes were fixed for an instant, so full of resentment.

Similarly, if he died and was put in the yard to watch during the funeral, it would be like watching a monkey. He would not be resentful, but would be filled with raging flames.

Mo Li Liuli and even Li Bai noticed that something was wrong, that is, Xiang Hao, from the Supernatural Association, and Jiang Ling were pointing enthusiastically.

Liu Jun rolled his eyes. He was afraid that the old lady was about to commit suicide, so he sat up suddenly and bit Xiang Hao's finger off.

"Uncle, do you know what's going on here?" Liu Jun asked.

"What's going on? Isn't this just a funeral, a happy funeral?" the uncle said inexplicably.

"Come, uncle, take this and tell us in detail." Liu Jun reached out and took a box of Huazi from Li Bai's pocket and handed it to the uncle.

The uncle's eyes lit up, and he put the cigarette into his pocket with a very polite expression on his face. "Young man, let me tell you, when you came in, was there a man with a mole on his cheek who was about the same age as me?" "

Liu Jun nodded. Seeing the uncle's mysterious look, Liu Jun felt that he might know something.

"The man's name is Wanbao, and he also has a sister, the one standing next to the coffin, named Wanlu. Neither brother nor sister is good. Lying in the coffin is their biological mother, and the old lady is I pissed these two things so hard, but do you know where they live for the old lady? Look over there." The uncle pursed his lips to the side.

Liu Jun and others followed the uncle's gaze and saw a cowshed, a cowshed in the true sense, a cowshed that was neither cool in summer nor hot in winter, and had neither wind nor rain protection.

To put it bluntly, this place is not only for humans, but also for cows. The cows will despise it.

"The old lady is actually quite nice and has a strong body. Look at that middle-aged woman who is grinding her teeth. Her name is Malan. She is Wanbao's neighbor. She treats the old lady like her own mother. She gives her food, drink and clothing. Take me back to live with you. If Malan hadn't taken care of the old lady every day, would the old lady have lived to be eighty-four?" place, and then continued, "Although this Malan is a good person, good people are not rewarded. Look at her neck. There is a cancer. Even so, Malan still takes care of the old lady. Unfortunately, these Wanbao Wanlu brothers and sisters are not the same thing. , they went to find Malan and said that Malan liked to take care of the old lady, so he bought it for 30,000 yuan."

"Damn thing." Liu Jun remained silent the whole time. Liuli couldn't help it and scolded her. In one sentence, the little colorful snake will be released immediately.

"Liu Li, restrain yourself. How long do you think they can live?" Liu Jun pointed to the coffin. Liu Li understood instantly and took back Xiao Cai. With such a big resentment, the old lady would immediately commit suicide. It was to kill the Wanbao Wanlu brother and sister.

The uncle was a little confused. Because the little colorful snake was small, the uncle didn't see it at all. He didn't know that the person standing next to him was a Miao witch with a bunch of poison on her body.

For the sake of the box of Huazi given by Liu Jun, the uncle saw some indignation on Liu Jun's and the others' expressions, and lightly patted Liu Jun on the shoulder, "Young man, I know you are angry, but in the final analysis, this is a family matter. If you take action, it's unreasonable. Also, look at those people standing over there. Wanbao is a gangster in this village, and those few are following him. If you really take action, you will suffer."< br>
Liu Jun smiled kindly at the uncle and said that he would not do anything to reassure the uncle. Although the uncle was a little greedy for money, he was still a good person.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Jun looked at Malan, who had been taking care of the old lady. Malan's eyes flashed with anger. It was obvious that she was angry with Wanbao Wanlu for treating the old lady as an exhibit for everyone to buy. Very dissatisfied with the ticket visit.

She is just a woman, she can’t do anything when she is angry, and she is powerless.

Liu Jun opened his eyes and looked behind Ma Lan. The obvious light of merit showed that this Ma Lan often did good deeds, but how could such a person have a cancer on his neck.

Look at that Wan Lu again, how can she be a good person if her own mother is not filial? Liu Jun took a look and saw that she was indeed a typical rural woman, with a slightly bloated figure and a fierce look on her face, as if someone owed her millions. She seems to be that kind of shrew at first glance.

Finding that someone was sizing her up, Wan Lu looked over and glared at Liu Jun fiercely. Liu Jun touched his nose awkwardly and looked away. He couldn't afford to offend such a shrew.

The noise at the funeral made Liu Jun a little drowsy. Liu Jun still knew a little about joys and funerals. Generally speaking, family members at joys and funerals are not allowed to cry. We need to invite a troupe to sing.

It’s just that most people nowadays don’t like to listen to operas, so they turn to singing. A few women dressed very coquettishly danced and attracted everyone’s attention.

On TV or on some short video platforms, we often see this custom of joy and mourning.

As for customs, Liu Jun had no right to say too much. He just felt that he couldn't accept it. He had seen other funerals before. Although they played and played, they were not like this, wearing simple clothes and singing and dancing. .

It gave Liu Jun the feeling of dancing on a grave, which was particularly uncomfortable.

With the noise around her, the resentment of the old lady in the coffin became stronger and stronger. Liu Jun estimated that the old lady would definitely be the kind of resentful corpse once she pretended to be a corpse.

Resentful zombies, as the name suggests, are those who fake corpses because of accumulated resentment. They are also a type of zombie, but they are more powerful than ordinary zombies.

"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet." Wanbao signaled the music to stop first, and the sexy dancing women also stopped and stood aside. Wanbao held a microphone and found a slightly higher place to stand.

"Everyone, please stop for a moment. Next, it is the time for the old lady to be laid to rest. She needs to be put into a shroud. Is there anything you want to see? Give me a reward if you want to see it." After Wanbao finished speaking, his sister Wanbao Lu held an iron plate and walked around the tourists. There were quite a few people who invested money, including those worth ten or one hundred yuan. Xiang Hao, the Erque, even threw a bunch of it with a proud expression on his face.

This wad of money caused an exclamation in the scene. Wanbao nodded with satisfaction, "Come, come, distinguished guest, please come closer so you can see more clearly."

Xiang Hao returned He really pulled Jiang Ling a few steps forward. Originally, their position was close to the front, but now they were so close that they were almost lying in the coffin.

After Wan Lu collected a round of money, she turned back and stood aside, preparing to dress the old lady. Her reluctant look was in stark contrast to the sad look of Malan next to her. contrast.

"Here we come." Liu Jun muttered as a dark wind blew, pulling the uncle who had just spoken to him back a few steps.

The uncle looked confused, but still followed Liu Jun and took a few steps back. "What's wrong, young man?"

"There is a situation. Uncle, it's better for you to stay away." Liu Jun didn't explain too much. .

The uncle saw Liu Jun and others retreating to the back. Although he didn't know what was about to happen, looking at the appearance of Liu Jun and others, it should be more dangerous.

There was a Taoist priest who, after muttering aloud with a yellow talisman, burned the paper money and paper figurines. Wanbao Wanlu, the two "filial sons", burned incense respectively, and then began to The coffin is used to put a shroud on the old man's body.

The moment the coffin lid opened, Wanbao felt a gloomy wind coming. He didn't pay attention. He looked at the stiff old lady in the coffin. He didn't care, picked up the shroud and put it on the old man's body.

Wan Lu was scared. She stood next to the coffin with her eyes closed and kept asking her brother, "Are you okay? Hurry up. He's already dead. Just fool him."
< br>"Be gentle, the old lady won't get your filial piety when she's alive, so you can't be gentle when she's dead?" Malan scolded angrily.

"It just shows that you are filial, right? If you want to be filial, just follow him. You don't have a few days to live anyway," Wanbao replied impatiently.

In an instant, Ma Lan was so angry that she couldn't speak and burst into tears. The doctor did ask to remove the tumor on her neck as soon as possible, but she didn't have that much money.

(End of this chapter)

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