Chapter 335 The story of ancestor Tang San and other women
“If I remember correctly, ancestor Tang San should have had physical contact with many women”
“Let me count them. One, two, and one who shares weal and woe, and a golden one."
As if he suddenly thought of something, Jiang Ming immediately shut up.
The first few are easy to explain, but it would be really hard to explain the last one.
Maybe one second he said it, and the next second Tang San was slashing him with the Shura Sword.
No, no, it can’t be said.
“Skin-to-skin contact?! Do you know what you are talking about?!”
Dai Mubai and Ning Rongrong’s eyes narrowed.
As for the love between Tang San and Xiao Wu, they can be said to have witnessed the whole process. Skin-to-skin intimacy is impossible, and it is impossible for Tang San to betray Xiao Wu!
On this point, both of them were very sure of this.
If you want to say which couple among the Shrek Seven Monsters has the deepest relationship, it is definitely Tang San and Xiao Wu. They don’t even think that the relationship between themselves and their lovers can compare to that of Tang San. Sanhe Xiaowu.
How could Tang San like this have physical intimacy with other women?
“Of course I know what I’m talking about”
Jiang Ming said innocently, he was telling the truth!
"Then you should tell me which women Tang San had physical contact with! I can't tell you."
Boom!
The thunder came again, chopping out a humanoid figure on the ground directly against Jiang Ming's body.
Fortunately, Jiang Ming can't move his body now, otherwise he would be hit if he moved even a little bit.
With his current physical condition, if he was hacked again, without Xiaoling's treatment, he might have sent it on the spot.
Gulu~
Jiang Ming swallowed, looking at the white smoke rising around his body, his scalp felt numb.
“Say!”
The majestic voice was like a loud bell, exploding throughout the space, as if the gods and Buddhas all over the sky spoke at the same time, which was extremely terrifying.
"Why are you so emotional? Could it be that you are Tang San?"
Jiang Ming frowned slightly and noticed something was wrong.
This majestic voice seemed a little too excited when he heard that Tang San had an affair with other women?
Could it be that the god behind the Qiankun Wenqing Valley is Tang San?
No, probably not.
Jiang Ming thought for a moment and rejected the idea.
If it were really Tang San, this lightning strike wouldn't have circled around him, but would have struck him directly!
"Actually, it's nothing. It's just historical records. Historical records show that when Oscar's ancestor obtained the third soul ring, ancestor Zhao Wuji, who was leading the team at the time, met a couple and their granddaughter. Yes. The name is Meng. Meng Yiran, yes, Meng Yiran!”
When they heard this name, Dai Mubai and Ning Rongrong frowned.
They do remember who Meng Yiran is, but their relationship with Meng Yiran is not very involved, let alone what will happen between Meng Yiran and Tang San.
"According to records, Tang San's ancestor had a duel with this girl named Meng Yiran about hidden weapons. I forgot the specific process, but it says that Tang San's ancestor crushed Meng Yiran and obtained Victory.”
Jiang Ming continued to talk.
"Then, I don't know if it's true, but this is what the historical data says. After the duel, Meng Yiran kissed Tang San's ancestor!"
". ”
A hint of speechlessness flashed across Dai Mubai and Ning Rongrong’s faces.
Just. They were really worried at first. Is this the result?
“What do you mean by skin-to-skin contact?”
Dai Mubai couldn’t help but say.
When Jiang Ming heard this, his eyes were clear and clear, and he said with confusion:
"Ah, what else? Doesn't kissing the face count as skin-to-skin intimacy? Do you want to have sex with Dai? Just like ancestor Mubai, is it called a skin-to-skin relationship?”
Dai Mubai: "."
What a boy!
"Ahem, Boss Dai"
Ning Rongrong coughed twice as a reminder.
“Okay, continue, what else?”
Dai Mubai took a deep breath and felt relieved.
His black material is basically from his days as a playboy. Now that it has been made clear, there is no need to be anxious.
“The second woman who had a physical relationship with Tang San’s ancestor, according to historical records.”
Hearing these words again, both Dai Mubai and Ning Rongrong both tolerated it. He couldn't help but frowned.
Historical records again?
Where can the unofficial historian dare to record these things? !
Dare you record God’s gossip? Have you eaten the heart of a bear or the courage of a leopard?
“This second woman is a woman named Huo Wu. I heard that our Shrek Academy merged with the four major elemental academies of the Tiandou Empire at that time ten thousand years ago, and then It gradually developed into its current scale. And this Huo Wu is a talented student from Chihuo Academy among the four major elemental academies."
"It is said that they were the most advanced soul masters in the continent at that time. The Huo Wu they met at the competition brought a lot of trouble to ancestor Tang San, and even almost died from the backlash of his own soul skills. At that time, ancestor Tang San saved Huo Wu and others at the cost of his own injury. After the third ancestor recovered from his injury, Huo Wu found Tang San's ancestor and wanted to repay the kindness of saving his life with his first kiss."
Jiang Ming told the story from beginning to end very rigorously, without adding any exaggeration, absolutely State the facts objectively.
"It is said that after that, ancestor Tang San directly told the matter to ancestor Xiao Wu. In order to declare his sovereignty, ancestor Xiao Wu immediately kissed ancestor Tang San!"
"Rong Rong, again Give me some melon seeds.”
The worry at the beginning was no longer on Dai Mubai’s face, and now he just looked like he was eating melon seeds.
Compared to his previous relationships between men and women, things like being secretly kissed by Meng Yiran and Huo Wu were so trivial!
Dai Mubai took the melon seeds handed over by Ning Rongrong and continued to eat them.
If not, Xiao Ao is the God of Cookery, these melon seeds taste so delicious!
“Then there is the third woman. She is the saint of Wuhun Palace, named Hu Liena. Historical data says that Tang San’s ancestor and Hu Liena had an unknown past in the Killing City. It seems that they were practicing together. I don’t know if they had any physical intimacy or a more intimate relationship."
"As for the last one, it was the then Pope of Wuhun Palace, Bibi Dong. Her daughter Qian Renxue is pregnant. According to historical records, Qian Renxue regarded Tang San’s ancestor as a sympathetic rival. She may have had a crush on Tang San’s ancestor, well, that’s probably what happened.”
Jiang Ming said this. After a bunch of them, I couldn't help but stick out my tongue and lick my dry lips.
Telling stories is quite a mouthful.
But before Jiang Ming could rest for a while, a majestic voice sounded in Jiang Ming's ears.
"The truth is over, the adventure begins, defeat your opponent!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a majestic figure walked out of the chaotic space, and a strong and majestic aura hit his face.
(End of this chapter)