Chapter 38: Being blackmailed by my sister-in-law, the hush fee is as high as ten yuan (please follow up)
“Do you understand?!”
"If you don't understand, can I tell you again?"
"oh!"
As soon as Cheng Xuemin asked his sister-in-law whether he understood the question, he felt the pain of being bitten hard under his feet, which made him say "Oh".
Obviously, the Feng family below was urging him to send this annoying sister-in-law away!
Thanks to Cheng Xuemin's sitting posture, he perfectly hid the Feng family's children under the table, but this sister-in-law's head didn't seem to be very bright.
I told her all this for more than ten minutes. Seeing that her sister could hardly hold on under the table, don't tell him that she still doesn't understand, otherwise your sister will really break down and get mad!
"I understand, I understand a little bit, but... isn't it awkward for you, Old Cheng, to sit like this all the time?!"
"And where is my sister!? Didn't you say she went out to fill the chamber pot? Why hasn't she come back yet?!"
Feng Jiamo listened to her brother-in-law's explanation, but her mind was on the door. Her eyes looked at the door from time to time, as if she was waiting for someone!
"It's not awkward for me to sit like this! I'm used to sitting like this!" Cheng Xuemin wanted to move, but he felt pain again.
It's terrible!
This was her sister's urging signal, asking him to send this heartless thing away as soon as possible.
The woman below was anxious. Cheng Xuemin also saw that the sister-in-law seemed a little absent-minded and asked directly, "You are here to find your sister, right?! She may be walking in the yard, go and find her!"
"Is she in the yard!? Then I'll wait for her to come back!" After hearing this, Feng Jiamo wanted to go to the yard to look for her, but after thinking about it, he decided not to do it because the target in the yard outside was too big!
"Dear Old Cheng, then help me continue this question!"
After retracting her gaze, Feng Jiamo returned to her review materials, pulled out another big question, and asked Cheng Xuemin to explain it to her.
"This question... oh... I'm not very good at it!" Cheng Xuemin just took a look and was about to say that this question is actually very simple!
But before he could say anything, the woman underneath kept making little moves, making it completely impossible for him to explain to his sister.
"Old Old Cheng, what's wrong with you!? Are you feeling uncomfortable down there? I think you're sitting there and it's uncomfortable!" Feng Jiamo asked doubtfully, his eyes looking under his table. .
No matter how you look at this sitting posture, it makes you feel restless and uncomfortable!
"No, no! Tell me what you want to do with your sister, right?! I see that you are always absent-minded, tell me so I can help you!"
Cheng Xuemin quickly blocked it, fearing that this ignorant sister-in-law would break the scene under the table!
"Hee hee, did you see it too, Old Man Cheng!?" Feng Jiamo said angrily when his little thoughts were revealed.
"Whatever you want to do with your sister, tell me the same thing!" Being urged, Cheng Xuemin also went straight to the topic and did not make any detours with his sister-in-law.
"Hehe, it's the same thing with Big Old Cheng!" Feng Jiamo organized his words and said with a shy and flattering smile, "Didn't my sister publish a masterpiece and earn more than 60 yuan in royalties!? "
"You have something you want to buy and would like your sister to borrow some money to spend it on!?"
"Yes, yes, you are so right, Darlaocheng! It just so happens that my pen has broken in the past two days and I want to buy a pen. Darlaocheng, can you please help me and beg my sister!?"
Feng Jiamo held Cheng Xuemin's arm and imitated her sister again, nuzzling and begging.
Cheng Xuemin wanted to pull back, but he was held too tightly and couldn't pull out!
grass!
Are these two sisters so sharp in their coquettish ways? ?
"Want to buy a pen?! This..."
He stopped smoking if he couldn't come back. Cheng Xuemin deliberately raised his voice. This was to ask for the opinion of Feng Jiayou!
Your sister wants to buy a pen! This is the rhythm that if you don’t buy it, you won’t leave, you have to stay here.
So, daughter-in-law, you have the final say!
"Da Lao Cheng, can you help me!?" Feng Jiamo nuzzled coquettishly again, looking at him with big eyes, begging him!
"Help, help! You want a pen at the end of the family. This is for a happier study. Even if your sister doesn't buy it for you, I should buy you one, brother-in-law!"
"I'm ashamed to say it. It's been a few days since you came back, and I haven't bought you any gifts yet, right?"
"By the way, how much does a pen cost!?"
Cheng Xuemin has already received a response from the woman below, buy it for her! Cheng Xuemin then pushed the boat to borrow flowers to offer to the Buddha and told his sister-in-law.
"Yes, yes! I've been back for so long, and you and your sister, Old Cheng, don't know how to give me a meeting gift!"
"...Ten yuan! A pen costs ten yuan!" I was originally going to ask for five yuan!
But Feng Jiamo also seemed to find that the elder Cheng seemed to be too talkative, so he opened his mouth and doubled his words.
"Ten yuan!? Is a pen so expensive?! It's the price of a Quanjude Roast Duck!?" Cheng Xuemin was a little surprised when he heard this. Is it so expensive?
When he was in school, a pen only cost about ten yuan, right? ! That was still twenty years later, in the late 1990s. "The Quanjude roast duck is all gone, but the pen can be used for several years!" Now that the lion has opened its mouth, Feng Jiamo must continue to bite him to death!
“That’s right! Ten yuan, right!?”
Cheng Xuemin felt his trouser leg on the inside of the table being pulled by a woman, and he reached out and secretly reached over.
It's money indeed!
Now, let alone whether a ten-dollar pen is expensive or not, even if the sister-in-law of Feng Jiamo asks for two ten yuan, her sister may have to admit it.
But her sister admits that Cheng Xuemin doesn't like her!
She secretly hid the ten dollars handed over by her sister into her pocket, and took out the only two dollars in her pocket!
"Thank you, Old Man Cheng! Thank you, Old Man Cheng... uh, why do you only have two dollars?"
Seeing that Cheng Xuemin actually took out the money, sister-in-law Feng Jiamo's eyes flashed and she thanked him repeatedly.
It can be seen that when you only have two yuan, you will quit immediately!
"I only have two dollars now..."
Before Cheng Xuemin could finish speaking, Feng Jiamo glanced at him again and said, "Then I'll wait until my sister comes back!"
Two yuan to send the beggar away? !
"Then..."
Originally, Cheng Xuemin asked her to wait because he didn't tolerate her! But another urging signal came from under the table!
Does this mean that her sister doesn't want to get entangled with her and wants Cheng Xuemin to pay her quickly and send her away? !
"Then I have to use my little treasury!" Cheng Xuemin smiled bitterly, her sister was being pinched!
"Old Lao Cheng, you have a small treasury behind my sister's back?" Feng Jiamo's eyes lit up again when he heard this, just like her sister when she saw the money.
"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay. You have to keep it a secret, but don't tell your sister?!" Cheng Xuemin pretended to be distressed, but he really didn't want to give so much.
But her sister was under the table, really anxious!
"Hehe! Keep it a secret, I will definitely not tell it to my sister! Thank you... thank you, brother-in-law, thank you, brother-in-law, you are the best and best brother-in-law in the world, I love you so much!"
Feng Jiamo was also very sensible. When he saw Cheng Xuemin giving money, he paused and reacted instantly.
The little mouth is really sweeter than eating honey. Don’t change your mouth too readily, even the young Feng family under the table is dumbfounded!
"No thank you, no thank you! Listen to your sister more in the future! Just follow your sister's lead and learn what your sister likes to hear. Your sister is now a great writer, you know!"
This little girl finally changed her name to brother-in-law. Cheng Xuemin didn't care much about her calling her brother-in-law, but the young Feng family under the table probably did!
"Yeah, I know! From now on, Dacheng, you will be my biological brother-in-law. My sister likes me to call you brother-in-law. From now on, you will be my biological brother-in-law. Thank you, brother-in-law. Thank you, biological brother-in-law. I'm leaving!"
After getting an extra ten yuan, Feng Jiamo was afraid that her sister would come back and regret it, so she picked up her review materials and ran away!
Brother-in-law can still be kissed or not! ?
"Daughter-in-law, are you okay?! You must be tired! Let me help you get up quickly...ah!"
Watching the sister-in-law leave, Cheng Xuemin wanted to help Feng Jiayou up quickly, but there was a 'heartbreaking' pain in the side of his thigh!
"Daughter-in-law, please be gentle, it hurts!"
Cheng Xuemin was in pain and jumped out of his seat, constantly rubbing his thigh that was pinched by the woman.
"Is this the inspiration you are looking for!? I told you that the door was left open or closed! It's fine now. I was blackmailed out of a whole ten yuan by Feng Jiamo's heartless person!?"
As soon as the young Feng family was liberated, they shouted at Cheng Xuemin with murderous intent: "Just wait! Wait until I get the money back, and then I'll settle the score with you!"
After saying that, he was about to chase outside. No matter what, he had to get the ten dollars back!
When did the Feng family suffer such a big loss?
Ten yuan for a pen?
Why didn’t she, Feng Jiamo, go and rob her? It is simply unreasonable to rob and rob them!
"Ah!" But he was so angry that he might have been numb from squatting. After Feng Jiayou stood up, he didn't dare to take a step!
"What's wrong? What's wrong!? Wife!"
"My legs are fine. My legs are fine. Xuemin, please hold me a little while I slow down!"
Hearing this, Cheng Xuemin quickly reached out to help, carefully carried the woman to the bed, and helped her massage her legs to activate her blood circulation!
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(End of chapter)