Chapter 121 The small treasury was exposed, blinding the wife’s eyes
“Let’s go! Xuemin, what’s wrong with you?”
Seeing Cheng Xuemin's body just about to stand up, he was so frightened that he collapsed on the chair. Feng Jiayou's eyes became even brighter and she felt even happier!
How much money do you have to secretly hide in a small vault to scare your man like this?
Looking forward to it!
The Feng family is really looking forward to seeing how much windfall she can get this time.
Also, how brave does this have to be? How energetic do you have to be? He actually hid a small treasury of private money, and judging from his reaction of being paralyzed and unable to move, the amount must be huge!
"Ah! It's okay, it's okay. Maybe I got up too quickly and got up to my waist!"
"I can't get up, Xu!"
Cheng Xuemin waved his hands repeatedly, and his mind was spinning rapidly, what should he do, what should he do?
Why did Ba Lao and her daughter come to their house?
And Mr. Bala’s daughter is also a knowledgeable editor of “Shanghai Literature and Art”? Didn’t he come here to find Kuang Yalan?
It shouldn’t be!
Cheng Xuemin's vest is so hidden that even if "Shanghai Literature and Art" wanted to find him as the author, it might not be able to find him.
Mr. Bao!
The guard in the guard room, who everyone jokingly called "Master Bao", actually had "老" at the end of his last name instead of "老" in the front. Mr. Tang? !
Was it he who brought Mr. Ba and his daughter to their home?
Isn’t that old man old and confused? He doesn’t know or remember Cheng Xuemin at all. How many drafts did he submit and how many rejection letters did he receive?
But now this old man has brought Ba Lao and his daughter directly to his home!
You old fool, have you been pretending to be confused with Cheng Xuemin? He has a good memory. He deliberately forgot this and couldn't remember that in front of Cheng Xuemin, pretending to be forgetful.
Co-authored here, waiting for yourself?
"Did you reach your waist?"
"Xuemin, let me take a look, are you okay? Why are you so careless?"
Pack!
You just keep pretending to me and keep talking to me until the end!
Feng Jiayou felt happy. The more the man acted like this, it meant that the small treasury was huge. He quickly turned around and pretended to be very nervous and distressed, and wanted to help Cheng Xuemin rub his waist.
"This...it's okay, my wife, I can stand up on my own, I can still do it!"
Seeing that he really couldn't pretend anymore, Cheng Xuemin simply stood up slowly, glanced at the women in the yard outside the window, and asked with trepidation, "Daughter-in-law, that knowledgeable editor Xiaolin of Shanghai Literature and Art?" Sister, what did she tell you and mom? "
"How can I make you so happy?"
Cheng Xuemin also felt a little lucky, hoping that this knowledgeable editor, Sister Xiaolin, would respect the author's privacy to some extent.
Since the true identity is not revealed in the cover letter, it means that the author must have something to hide, so take care of it and don't reveal all the author's details at home!
You should wait until you meet the author in person and ask for his opinion before deciding what to say?
You've already come to the door, why don't you wait any longer to see the author in person?
Can’t you give this little time to your writers?
I hope Zhishen editor Xiaolin understands something, but don’t give up all the nonsense!
"Sister Xiaolin didn't say anything! She just went to our Yanda University to find an interesting new author, the one named Kuang Yalan!"
"I just found out that Kuang Yalan is such a Kuang Yalan, so miserable!"
Feng Jiayou also gave Cheng Xuemin a little help, seemingly talking about Kuang Yalan in an understatement, but still looking at her man with half-smiling eyes.
Pack!
Just keep pretending, keep talking tough and carry it to the end!
Both the Feng family and their children were already convinced that the Kuang Yalan who had no integrity for the sake of royalties was his own man, Cheng Xuemin.
Because that kind of tone is very disappointing, and it is completely unlike the tone of a female author.
They, the female students of Yan University, couldn't let go of their reserve at all, and their first submission failed miserably.
They all wish that as long as they finish the manuscript and publish it, they can get it for one or two yuan for a thousand words. How can they just cry for poverty and sell it for a high price? Can you have such great confidence that you can survive it?
"You know everything about this daughter-in-law..."
"No, daughter-in-law, why is that Kuang Yalan such a Kuang Yalan? Why is she so miserable?"
Cheng Xuemin was in a panic and had no love left. How could Shanghai Literature and Art even tell these things to Feng Jiayou and his mother?
"I have an eighty-year-old father and mother to support, five or six children who are crying for food, and a pregnant wife in the middle who needs to be taken care of. The family is completely in trouble, and we are just waiting for royalties to save our lives. ah!"
You were so anxious that you spilled the beans, and you were still being tough and didn't show any signs of it, right? I still want to hear what Sister Xiaolin said about Kuang Yalan. Are you still lucky?
Okay, the Feng family has been satisfied with him since he was a child, and said in an embellished manner. At the same time, his belly is also full, and there is no need to pretend to have a big belly!
"Daughter-in-law, please listen to my explanation! I will tell you everything!"
There's no way to escape, you're exposed!
Just now he was just trying to get lucky, but the Feng family’s young children were teasing him with their big bellies!
Cheng Xuemin knew that everything was exposed, and if he continued to insist on insisting, he would only die faster. Then, with a strong desire to survive, he quickly turned around, pulled out the "Marxism-Leninism" from the pile of books on the desk, handed it to the woman and said:
"Daughter-in-law, it's all here, it's really all here. I really didn't dare to spend a penny, so I just thought of scraping together a few more to dedicate to you, my dear daughter-in-law, as a big surprise for you!"
Really, Cheng Xuemin really didn't spend a dime of this small treasury of private money. He really didn't dare to spend it, and the most important thing was that he didn't have the material needs to spend it.
Originally, the pocket money given to him by Feng Jiayou was already enough for living expenses, and in this era, there was nothing worthy of Cheng Xuemin spending a lot of money on!
Therefore, he had not spent even a dime of the private money he had just saved in a small treasury.
"You...you're just hiding under my nose so openly?"
Feng Jiayou was also dumbfounded. She thought that this man's personal money would be hidden very deep in his treasury, and it would take a lot of effort to pry it out.
But who would have known that he just put it on the desk so blatantly, and if I remember correctly, it was still in the book "Marxism-Leninism"!
Man, man, haven’t you ever thought twice about hiding your private money?
Why don't you change your book to another one? There are thousands of books in this room. How about you change one?
Are you insulting your own brain, or are you insulting her Feng Jiayou's brain?
"Ahem, it's dark under the lamp. The most dangerous place is the safest place. Besides, it seems like you haven't read this book "Marx-Leninist" Wife even once, right?"
Cheng Xuemin said angrily, "Women, you are still a little green when it comes to playing psychological tactics with him."
Can they think of Cheng Xuemin's private treasury, but they haven't moved at all, and they are still in this "Marxism-Leninism"?
And it was just piled up in the corner of the desk against the wall in such an open and honest manner. When a woman is tired of writing manuscripts, she can find them at a glance when she raises her head. It is so blatant in front of her eyes.
I'd like to ask, this has been there for several days. Woman, do you think you have discovered it?
“Ha, you’re feeling proud, right?”
Hearing this guy's tone, he actually felt proud. Feng Jiayou's intelligence and brain had been severely insulted to begin with, but now he dared to feel so proud in front of her!
After all, he dared to ignore her like this and blatantly set up a small vault to hide private money under her nose. Is that reasonable? !
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not proud of you. This was originally saved for you. I made it so obvious that I didn't even think about hiding you, did I!?"
Cheng Xuemin, who has a strong desire to survive again, seems to have changed his mind and said it differently, but the effect is actually better!
Exactly!
Putting it under your eyes, my wife, how can you call it hiding?
Just put it under your nose, daughter-in-law. You don't find it today, you won't find it tomorrow, but you will find it one day. When you open it and find it, won't it be a big surprise? Will you be happy or surprised?
Yes, that’s what you should say!
Immediately, Cheng Xuemin quickly repeated his rhetoric without licking his lips again!
“Go, go, don’t think about it, you are of such a bad nature, it’s not that easy to fool you!”
The Feng family's eyes widened. She could let him go so easily. She quickly pulled Cheng Xuemin and said, "Go, go, go to dad's place. Mr. Ba and Tang are waiting for your honesty." explain!"
"Let me first calculate how much you have hidden!"
After kicking Cheng Xuemin out, Feng Jiayou planned to close the door behind her and carefully calculate how much private money he, a man, had hidden behind her back.
"Okay, okay! Wife, please take your time and do the math. I will explain it to you step by step later!"
"Really, I didn't dare to spend a dime. It's all stored here, waiting to be donated to you, my wife!"
"Count slowly, slowly, it won't be much...I'm leaving!"
Cheng Xuemin licked the woman a few more times. He wanted to tell her the number, but when the woman stared at him, he was so frightened that he ran away quickly. He really didn't dare to stay any longer!
A woman should be happy with her own number, enjoy the process, and not let Cheng Xuemin spoil it. "Mom, Dad..."
"Hello, Mr. Ba, how come you have time to come to my house!?"
When he went out, the mother-in-law and Ba Lao's daughter Li Xiaolin who were in the yard had already entered the main room. After Cheng Xuemin followed him in, he first greeted his mother-in-law and father-in-law at the door.
After seeing Mr. Ba, he quickly stepped forward to say hello to Mr. Su.
As for the squinting old man next to him, isn't he the Baoye from the guard's office? Cheng Xuemin selectively put him aside first, is it fun to play with him?
As for Chen Shumin next to him, he was still winking at him, but was completely ignored by Cheng Xuemin!
You big traitor!
Even if Mr. Bao, the guard at the door, remembered that it was Cheng Xuemin, where could he find him in person on this Sunday?
Isn’t it Chen Shumin, the traitor, who so shamelessly sold Cheng Xuemin and brought everyone to his home?
Looking back, I must settle the score with Chen Shumin.
"Scared! It's really you, Xiao Cheng! I wonder how such a coincidence can happen!"
Seeing Cheng Xuemin come in, Mr. Ba recognized him at first sight. He was the author of "The Taking of Factory Director Qiao" that he saw in Mr. Wu's office that day!
Then he pointed at Cheng Xuemin with a smile, and said the following words to Mr. Tang next to him.
"Hey Xiao Chengzi, do you still think I'm forgetful, old man? I even brought your editor-in-chief and Mr. Ba, the old editor-in-chief, to your home!"
"Old man, I told you that I worked as a stenographer at the China Overseas Conference in the early years, but you just don't believe it!"
Mr. Tang also smiled and said hello and jokingly to Cheng Xuemin.
"Old man, I'm... amazing!"
Cheng Xuemin smiled bitterly. If he hadn't known that the old man's last name had "老" at the end, he would have really wanted to say something to him: You old man, you are pretending to be confused and forgetful, right?
Now!
My father-in-law has to stay by his side obediently. He is obviously an "old" person on the same level as Ba Lao.
If I had known that this old man had such a good memory, he shouldn't have been sending and receiving letters in the same place!
I also pretended to die in front of the old man. I opened the manuscript envelope on the spot and showed off the sample magazine I received and the manuscript payment slip.
Together with Lao Deng Lao Liu, I saw everything in the little notebook that I kept in mind!
"You're really good, what do you think? You've already received the royalties, are you soft?" Lao Deng directly took over the conversation, leaving Cheng Xuemin dumbfounded again.
What Cheng Xuemin is saying is that this old man is always trying to beat you very hard, and it's all because of him pretending to be stupid!
Why did he just take over the retort and say that Cheng Xuemin is great? Does he have the courage to boast about his greatness in front of Balao and his father-in-law and his mother-in-law?
He also said that he was being treated mercilessly in terms of royalties. He was indeed treated mercilessly, so why not!
"No, Xiao Chengzi, you have to thank me, the old man!" Mr. Tang continued to point to Mr. Ba next to him, and said, "Look, Mr. Ba, the old editor-in-chief, came to your door in person to deliver the manuscript fee bill. It's a pity that he didn't It just so happens that you’re not in the library on Sunday!”
"So, old man, I kindly brought this person here for you in person!"
"Don't say in front of Mr. Ba that the "traitor" Lao Liu is not Xiao Chengzi, right?"
Yes, thank you!
Cheng Xuemin rolled his eyes, nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes, sir, you have a really good memory. You were the one who helped put the stamps on the stamps at that time. How can there be any mistakes?"
I'm an idiot, no wonder you are so enthusiastic about helping Cheng Xuemin put stamps. His relationship is on his little notebook, and he is remembered!
"That's right!" Mr. Tang clapped his hands and said proudly to Mr. Ba and Li Xiaolin next to him with a rosy face, "Ba Lao, Xiaolin, I didn't help you find your fault. You know me, I know this guy, this is the guy!”
"Hello, Xuemin, are you Lao Liu, the author of "The Traitor"? I am from "Harvest", and I am Li Xiaolin, the editor of your manuscript!"
Li Xiaolin next to her looked at Cheng Xuemin in surprise, and then asked: "Are you still Teacher Gu's son-in-law and my son's lover?"
"Hello, Sister Xiaolin, my parents introduced you to me in the room just now!" Cheng Xuemin greeted the editor sister and then asked, "Sister Xiaolin, are you the editor of "Harvest"? !”
I asked again, why does Cheng Xuemin feel like he was tricked by that woman Feng Jiayou?
This sister Xiaolin is obviously the editor-in-chief of "Harvest", the editor-in-chief of "The Traitor", the article that has never been published, but why did Feng Jiayou talk to him about Kuang Yalan, the Shanghai literary and art person?
Are women so clever?
Using the power of "Harvest", Cheng Xuemin was directly asked to account for Kuang Yalan?
besides!
Listening to Mr. Tang's nagging tone and Li Xiaolin's reaction, it seemed that they were just looking for the sixth child from "The Ghost" and not Kuang Yalan from "Female College Dormitory"?
But just now, Cheng Xuemin gave up!
He thought that when the doorman Tang Lao came to the door, all his vests would explode on the spot, so he handed over all the private money in the small treasury as a donation!
At the end of the relationship, was Cheng Xuemin given up because of a little trick by that smart guy Feng Jiayou?
I...
Cheng Xuemin couldn't wait to kill him back to Feng Jiayou and do it all over again.
At this time, Feng Jiayou, who was in the room, was happily counting her man's small treasury!
After she finished counting, she couldn't help but click her tongue and exclaimed: "So many?"
Didn't he only write "Female College Students' Dormitory" for "Shanghai Literature and Art", and also "The Traitor" for "Harvest"?
I don't know how many words "The Traitor" is, but I heard Li Xiaolin mentioned it just now and it's a short story.
Those 30,000 to 40,000 words are equivalent to the sky. Calculated based on the calculation of seven squares of 1,000 words, it is less than 300.
How many words does "Female College Student Dormitory" contain?
Feng Jiayou hurriedly rummaged around the house and found the issue of "Shanghai Literature and Art" that published "Female College Students' Dormitory". He checked the word count and found it was 26,500 words.
Based on the maximum price of 27,000 words and 7 yuan for 1,000 words, it is only 189 yuan.
In addition, the estimated royalties for "The Traitor" are less than 500 yuan.
But the problem is that Feng Jiayou counted up to 900 yuan of private money from her man's small treasury!
In other words, in addition to "Female College Dormitory" and "The Traitor", her man has published at least two other manuscripts.
In other words, at least four manuscripts are hidden?
Is this... crazy?
The Feng family had never thought that her man was too energetic and wanted to celebrate two or three times every night, but she never expected that he could be so energetic when it came to writing manuscripts!
So how many manuscripts did he write in just over a month?
"The Wrangler", "The Heart of the Grass", "Director Qiao's Taking Over", "Female College Dormitory", "The Traitor", and the novella for Yenching Literature, plus at least two uninformed manuscripts!
It can’t be calculated, it can’t be calculated, no wonder her man’s hand speed is so fast, he can make her feel with just his hands... Are all the emotions written and practiced?
"Loess high slope!"
Soon, Feng Jiayou thought of another possible vest. "Loess High Slope" published in "Yanhe Literature" in northern Shaanxi, didn't it also start to spread from Mr. Tang's guard?
That being said, it must still be her man's masterpiece!
Immediately, Feng Jiayou turned out this issue of "Yanhe Literature" and checked the word count. It was more than 29,700 words, which is equivalent to 30,000 words.
It's still a price of seven yuan per thousand words. With her man's urinary temperament, she might continue to cry for poverty and sell miserably, so she can give her a good price.
Then I will deduct another 210 yuan, but there is still more than 200 yuan!
There should be one more article left, but I don’t know which one it is!
no!
Unable to figure it out, Feng Jiayou didn't continue to lie around in the room. She stuffed her personal money back into "Marxism-Leninism" and hid the book under the pillow. Then she hurriedly went out to the main room to listen to her man. How do you get leniency for those who confess, but severity for those who resist!
He actually wrote so many good articles behind her and her mother's back, but didn't vote for her mother-in-law's October. Are you really afraid of making her mother-in-law angry to death?
If you change your waistcoat to make private money, you can invest in anyone, so why should you invest in Shanghai or northern Shaanxi instead of the mother-in-law who is right under your nose?
Dead!
As soon as Feng Jiayou entered the main room and saw her mother’s unhappy face that was trying to smile again, she knew that it was really over!
He approached her mother nervously and looked over with eyes full of "Mom, please listen to my explanation." Unfortunately, her mother didn't even bother to look at her!
This made Feng Jiayou’s heart feel dizzy again!
How about giving half of her man's private money to her mother-in-law, as a way of currying favor?
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(End of chapter)