Chapter 149 Damn, damn, you can still decorate like this? !
Because on Friday night, sister-in-law Feng Jiamo made the news.
So when the whole family came over today, they all went straight to the backyard. Feng's father, Feng's mother, eldest sister-in-law, and the second sister-in-law all wanted to know what big surprise Cheng Xuemin, the son-in-law and brother-in-law, had prepared for their family's debt collector.
Yesterday, Feng's mother didn't even hold back. She secretly asked the elder Feng Jiamo in private, wanting to know in advance what kind of extravagance her son-in-law was doing.
But Feng Jiamo, a debt collector, was an outgoing girl, and he didn't even let her mother know anything about it. She said that the elder Cheng had sealed her mouth, and if the news got out, she would not have any pocket money in the future.
Feng's mother was so angry that she wanted to beat her to death on the spot. She was more outgoing than the debt collector Feng Jiayou, and she even hid it from her mother.
As for the sister-in-law Ke Yumei, it was obvious that she had squeezed out some relevant inside information from his man that night.
Knowing that his brother-in-law built a latrine and toilet for their sister-in-law Feng Jiayou in their own house.
Made a hut toilet in the house?
That night, my sister-in-law Ke Yumei was dumbfounded. Cheng Xuemin, my brother-in-law, was a well-educated man. He was elegant and elegant, and he earned a lot of royalties for his good manuscripts. He had always been reliable in his work.
But why is the newly purchased yard this time so unreliable?
I built a latrine in my house, but it stinks so bad that I can sleep in it?
At that time, my sister-in-law Ke Yumei was suspicious and laughing at her man, was it true or not?
But her man vowed to build a hut and toilet, and if he didn't believe it, he asked her to see it by herself.
OK!
Just watch!
Sister-in-law Ke Yumei really wants to know what the toilet in the house looks like!
Is it possible to sleep with someone?
It’s also unimaginable to sleep next to the toilet all day long. I really don’t know what her brother-in-law Cheng Xuemin is thinking!
Is it possible that all their houses in the rural areas of northern Shaanxi are like this?
They all dig huts in their own houses?
Putting aside the stinky smell, there is really no need to wake up all night and freeze in the middle of winter!
But what about summer?
If you dig a hut in your own house, how will you sleep in the summer?
Unimaginable!
Since my sister-in-law Ke Yumei squeezed out such an inside story from her man the night before yesterday, she didn't have much thought at work yesterday.
They were all thinking about the big surprise that her brother-in-law Cheng Xuemin gave her sister-in-law.
certainly!
Since it was mentioned that it was a big surprise, and the appetizing reactions of her husband and her sister-in-law Feng Jiamo, I felt that there must be something else to say about this latrine.
Otherwise, we really have to dig a public toilet in our house, like the one outside, or the huts in the countryside below them...
Can't imagine!
Therefore, sister-in-law Ke Yumei followed everyone straight to the backyard with strong curiosity.
"This way, this way! Mom, sister, this way, this way!"
With his sister-in-law Feng Jiamo, the inner ghost, leading the way, Cheng Xuemin didn't even have a chance to show off, let alone feel a little mysterious, and wanted to play shy with his pipa half-hidden.
Feng Jiamo shouted directly, ushering everyone into the corner of the side room, pointing to the door connecting the bathroom to the outer courtyard, and said: "Sister, guess what surprises the elder Cheng has prepared for you here?"
"It's in here!"
When the Feng family was mentioned in this way, the Feng family, Feng's mother, and the younger ones all looked puzzled.
If I remember correctly!
This room should be a room for storing sundries, and no one is scheduled to live in it yet.
What other big surprises could there be here?
"I heard from Jiazhao that Xuemin built a... toilet here. Isn't this what you were talking about at the end of the day?"
Sister-in-law Ke Yumei couldn't hold it back. She originally wanted to talk about the latrine, but she was too rude and couldn't say it, so she said the toilet more euphemistically.
But whether it was the latrine or the toilet, my sister-in-law Ke Yumei couldn't think of how Cheng Xuemin, her brother-in-law, could make fun out of such a cesspool.
Even if he can really play tricks, the toilet is just a toilet. In the house where he sleeps every day, he dug a cesspool. No matter how he thinks about it, he feels perverted and disgusting...it smells!
"What, the scholar is here and dug a toilet?"
When the eldest daughter-in-law said this, Feng's mother couldn't help herself on the spot!
Yes!
The yard my son-in-law bought is really big with two entrances and many rooms.
But no matter how much it is, it’s not enough. Just use a house to dig a cesspool and use it as a latrine and toilet, right?
How weird and extravagant is this?
"I dug a toilet... But isn't your house right next door to Xuemin's family?!"
"This winter is fine, but what about summer?"
Sun Juan, the second sister-in-law of the second son's family, was also shocked when she heard this. She really couldn't imagine the evil fate of this brother-in-law and his sister-in-law Feng Jiamo.
Digging a hut next to the house where she lives, is this what her sister-in-law has been trying to do to whet their appetite?
Fortunately, their sister-in-law really broke the news. This big surprise from brother-in-law Cheng Xuemin whetted their appetite.
But now that I thought it was actually a toilet, I felt so sick that I felt like vomiting.
"Xuemin, did you really dig a toilet in here??"
After hearing what her sister-in-law said, Feng Jiayou looked at her man with the same surprise. Thinking about the rural hut where the educated youth in northern Shaanxi lived, Feng Jiayou also got a headache on the spot!
No way!
She told her man before that she was interested in the apartment in the overseas Chinese apartment because it had a bathroom inside the house, so that if she got up at night, she would not have to go outside to squat in a public toilet.
Therefore, my man listened to his words, took them to heart, and even took action directly!
In his own house, he dug a private toilet, just like the one they have in rural areas of northern Shaanxi?
"Sister-in-law, eldest brother has already told you!" Cheng Xuemin nodded, and then said to Feng Jiayou, "Daughter-in-law, we have indeed made a toilet. Now that you get up more often at night, there will be no inconvenience at home!"
Is this really a toilet pit?
Now, let alone Feng's mother and second sister-in-law, even the younger brother of the Feng family's face fell. The big surprise that had been waiting for so long turned out to be a toilet shack.
Cheng Xuemin, are you really fake?
And Feng Jiamo, how can a latrine and toilet make you so happy, all the time protecting her brother-in-law and keeping everyone in trouble?
"Go in and have a look! Come in and have a look! Sister, mother, elder sister-in-law and second sister-in-law, you will definitely like it!"
"You don't know how much thought Old Man Cheng put into this bathroom!"
Sister-in-law Feng Jiamo couldn't wait for it, so she rushed forward and opened the door for everyone, inviting everyone to come in and visit.
Once again, I brought mischief to Feng’s mother and sister-in-law!
It's just a hut toilet, surely they would like it? Cheng Xuemin also spent a lot of thought?
Then this toilet and latrine is directly inlaid with diamonds?
Even if it is set with diamonds, the latrine is still a den and it should not be dug next to the master bedroom.
If you really want to build your own toilet, you can dig one in the corner of the yard. Why dig it in someone’s house?
Feng Jiayou was also pushed into the house by her sister Feng Jiamo with a face full of doubts. Feng's mother and the others also walked in with full doubts.
"this……"
When Feng Jiayou was pushed in, he thought it was a bare latrine, but he didn't know it... turned out to be like this.
What came into view was a flush toilet that she was very familiar with, which made Feng Jiayou look full of disbelief on the spot.
"Xuemin, you, you, you... where did you buy the toilet?!" Feng Jiayou exclaimed with a face full of disbelief. It turned out to be the same flush toilet as the one in the overseas Chinese apartment. How did her man get it?
"Sister, there's more, there's more! Go and have a look inside, there's a big bathtub inside!"
"From now on, after Dali Cheng helps you fill it with hot water, you can lie down in it and take a bath. It really shouldn't be too comfortable!"
Before Feng Jiayou could turn around and exclaim to her man, she, her good sister, pushed him inside again.
Then I saw that inside the toilet, there was actually a big bathtub!
Yes, a big bathtub!
Feng Jiayou is not as ignorant as her younger sister. This is not a big bathtub, but a big bathtub like the one in the bathroom in the Overseas Chinese Apartment!
But as Feng Jiamo said rightly, filling a large bathtub with hot water and lying down in it really won't make you feel too comfortable.
When Feng's mother, sister-in-law, and second sister-in-law came in, they also looked shocked and suspicious.
soon!
They all knew what was in front of them, and they also knew that this was indeed an indoor toilet, but it was not the toilet they imagined.
The first thing that came to mind for the elder sister-in-law Ke Yumei and the second sister-in-law Sun Juan was that the toilet in the Japanese-translated movie "Pursuit" they watched some time ago was like this, called a toilet.
Moreover, this thing that can sit and squat in the latrine, they were curious and asked about it. It was called a flush toilet.
But they didn't expect that their brother-in-law Cheng Xuemin would move the things from the movie out to their sister-in-law, and even install them directly in the house!
Not to mention, with this flush toilet in the future, their sister-in-law will no longer have to worry about getting up late at night in the cold winter!
You have such an extremely convenient bathroom in your house. Don’t envy the dead.
Then he saw the big bathtub inside. Listening to sister-in-law Feng Jiamo's shouts, the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law also started to imagine it.
yes!
Bathing in the winter is an extremely troublesome thing for women and requires courage.
But my sister-in-law, Feng Jiayou, is a good man. She installed such a big bathtub in the house. If she filled it with hot water and lay down naked in it, she would really reach the pinnacle of life. I thought before. I dare not even think about it.
As for Feng's mother on the side, she was already annoyed and secretly glared at Feng's father, with mixed feelings in her heart.
Father Feng suddenly received a look from his wife, and when he was stunned, he also came to his senses!
Isn’t it obvious!
He has obviously figured out that the extremely Western-style bathroom that his son-in-law built was not inspired by watching the Japanese translation of the film "The Hunt".
But I went to see the Overseas Chinese Apartment before. This is exactly like the pattern of the Overseas Chinese Apartment, and I built a bathroom like this for his daughter.
It’s really serious!
But the more intentional he is, the more unreasonable disaster Feng's father has when he becomes his father-in-law.
Because he, Cheng Xuemin, and his mother-in-law had been thinking about the Overseas Chinese Apartment more than ten years ago, and thought that this was all over.
But who would have thought that he, his son-in-law, would be tricked out of him again! It would be strange if his mother-in-law didn't feel complicated when she saw him.
"Sister, sister, more, more, more!"
After taking his elder sister to visit the flush toilet and the big bathtub, Feng Jiamo pulled her sister out again, still moaning.
besides! ?
Everyone looked at Feng Jiamo and found that there was a door in the bathroom.
This door?
Before everyone had any doubts, Feng Jiamo opened the door, and in an instant the situation on the other side of the door came into view!
This is... the east wing house, right?
“Sister, look, are you surprised or not! Da Laocheng directly connected your main room with the bathroom!”
"From now on, you don't take her out of the room at night, just stay in this room!"
Damn, damn, damn!
Now the eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law were even more dumbfounded. They thought that there was only one door to the bathroom, and if my sister-in-law Feng Jiayou wanted to get up at night, she still had to go around the main room.
But who knows!
Her man opened a door directly to the bathroom in the main house, so he didn't have to go out to blow in the cold wind at night.
This operation was absolutely stunning. Cheng Xuemin was so attentive, so kind and considerate to their sister-in-law!
"Xuemin, if you press this... toilet here and open the door, won't it stink?"
After the family was shocked, they started to find fault!
Faced with everyone's doubts, Cheng Xuemin followed the demonstration and said: "This is a flush toilet. After we use it, just press this and water will flush out!"
"If you just rush out like that, wouldn't it be full of turmoil on the streets outside!?"
Seeing Cheng Xuemin pointing outside the house, sister-in-law Ke Yumei asked in confusion. If we rush outside directly, wouldn't it stink so much outside? Can the neighbors agree?
"No, no!"
"We dug a large septic tank outside and sealed it tightly. From now on, we just need to ask Yelang to clean it once or twice a year!"
Cheng Xuemin shook his head repeatedly. He was not as unethical as his sister-in-law and others questioned, so how could he rush directly to the ground outside.
"That's right!" Sister-in-law Ke Yumei nodded, understanding!
The septic tank Cheng Xuemin is talking about should be the same as the cesspool in the public toilet outside!
"If the outside is sealed, won't it come out from here? Then won't the whole house stink to death from now on?"
Second sister-in-law Sun Juan asked questions that everyone had, including Feng's mother.
Although she knew it was a flush toilet, she didn't know how it worked. It should flush directly outside, right?
If the septic tank outside is sealed, wouldn’t it be flushed back from the toilet?
Feng's mother never quite understood this.
"That won't happen, that won't happen! Second sister-in-law, the working principle of this flush toilet is actually like this!"
"There is a siphon return bend underneath, and it is sealed inside. The sewage gas outside cannot be flushed out..."
Cheng Xuemin once again popularized the simple structure and working principle of the toilet to everyone.
Only then did everyone understand.
Immediately afterwards, Feng Jiamo emphasized that she no longer lived in the west wing, but wanted to live in the side room diagonally opposite the bathroom. Everyone knew what she was thinking, so they didn't say anything more.
But if she lives in a side house, wouldn't the main house on the west become vacant?
At this time, let alone the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law who were eager to move to the vacant west wing, even Feng's mother looked at Feng's father and obviously wanted to move to the backyard.
It is true that Cheng Xuemin made this backyard so good, practical and convenient!
At least the fact that they don’t have to leave the house and squat in a public latrine makes the whole family happy.
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PS: Dear adoptive fathers, please give me a monthly pass, thank you!
(End of this chapter)