Chapter 260 Delicious pastry, Tang Monk Meat
“Really, don’t lead Xiao Ming around again, those wild eggs are smelly, why should they be roasted? Xiao Ming’s stomach hurts after eating them, look at your silver ring My sister-in-law will beat you up when the time comes."
When they arrived at the farm, Wang Susu frowned and scolded her as she watched her sister leading the little fat man around to make fires.
Although the little kids in the village went back to their homes for lunch, these two guys were still dishonest and took back the remaining pheasant eggs from the pheasant nest in the school, saying they wanted to roast them.
"Sister, you don't understand. These are hairy eggs. They haven't hatched chicks, so they stink." The little girl tilted her head, smiled, and she and the little fat man ran over holding one each. The backside of the farm started tinkering again.
"Aling, go and see, how can you let them play blindly."
Wang Susu couldn't control her sister while holding her son, and said anxiously to Chen Ling.
Chen Ling was still talking to Liang Yuemin and his family, standing by the ditch with a shovel and watching the fish. When he heard his wife calling him, he turned his head and smiled, "Ignore them, don't let dad eat it up." Give them both medicine and take them to the county hospital to clean their intestines."
The two little ones who were excited about playing were stunned when they heard this. They were stunned in place. Wang Zhenzhen was even more angry and stamped his feet. Lao Gao pursed his lips.
“Smelly brother-in-law, I will fight for you.”
She yelled angrily, put down the things in her hands and ran over, apparently planning to fight with Chen Ling.
Chen Ling laughed, stretched out his hand to hold down her little head, and she couldn't reach him no matter how much she spread her teeth.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. The weather is hot. You can bake the eggs for fun, but don't eat them by yourself, or you will get a bad stomach. See if I can take you to clean your intestines. "
"Dad, mother..."
The little girl had no choice but to ask Wang Cunye and the others for help.
"Don't call us, just do what your brother-in-law said. If you are so disobedient, your father won't care about you if you eat badly, and will take you to clean your intestines."
Gao Xiulan glanced sideways with a sullen face. she.
Wang Zhenzhen was immediately discouraged, turned around and left angrily: "You are so annoying."
Then he led the little fat man and continued to bake the two eggs.
The wild eggs are not big, and the unhatched eggs are even smaller. The two of them roasted them over and over again. The smell was really smelly and smelled of paste. I didn’t think much of it when I smelled it. After eating, why should others persuade them?
Finally, he took the food to feed the dogs, not even eating the little yellow dogs, and ran to feed the kite. The kite proudly puffed out his chest and turned around, leaving only a butt for them on the hawk's bar, which made the adults laugh.
However, after the two little guys threw the burnt eggs among the chickens, the chickens pecked them fiercely.
“Good guy, the big chicken eats the little chicken.”
Qin Rongxian and his wife were shocked when they saw this scene.
This was the first time they saw chickens eating their own kind.
"This is normal. Some big roosters are so anxious that they can peck out the intestines of their own kind and eat them all."
Chen Ling said.
“Well, the chickens in our house are so wild. Recently, when I go to pick up eggs, I have to search all over the mountains and fields. These guys lay their eggs in those nooks and crannies. If it weren’t for the dogs, it would really take a long time to find them. "Wang Cunye looked at his son-in-law at this time and said: "If you can't clean up in the past two days, just build a few chicken nests everywhere and let the chickens lay eggs in the nests. It's not like laying eggs all over the mountains and plains all day long. It's okay."
"That's okay. I'll clean it up in the past two days. There are a lot of rocks outside and the chicken coop is good."
When the father-in-law spoke, Chen Ling naturally would not refuse to agree, and it goes without saying that the chickens in his house are wild.
When I first lived in the village, these chickens were the local bullies that other chickens did not dare to mess with.
Now running in the mountains all day long has completely unleashed my nature. It is really wilder than a pheasant.
Led by several big roosters, they ran farther and farther.
Anyway, they are protected by dogs, so they are not worried about being in danger.
Some brave ones even took a detour from the North Mountain to the West Mountain to look for food in the maple forests on the West Mountain.
When I wanted to lay an egg, I just found a bush and laid the egg.
Since then, it has been quite troublesome to pick up eggs. Although there is a dog to search for, nothing will be missed, but these chickens are so picky about places. It really depends on where to hide and where to lay eggs. Pick up an egg. That's all, it still takes a lot of effort, it's too torturous.
In such a situation, it is naturally better to build a few chicken coops.
In this way, the chickens also have a fixed place to lay eggs, and they just need to pick eggs from the henhouse every day.
Building a chicken coop is also very simple.
Build a small nest with stones under the big tree, spread some wheat straw or something, and you're done.
If that doesn't work, it's easy to put up a stone slab to protect the chickens from wind and rain.
There are two dogs and a kite is here, so you don’t have to worry about any wild things coming down the mountain to steal the eggs.
When it’s windy or rainy, the chickens don’t have to run back to the chicken coop, and they also have temporary shelter from the rain.
Good.
As for letting the hens lay eggs safely in the newly built chicken coop, that is not difficult.
It’s nothing more than putting a few “nesting eggs” in the henhouse.
There is nothing clever about this. Anyone who has raised chickens in the countryside knows how to do it.
Otherwise, before the hen lays eggs, if she sees that there are no eggs in the nest, she will know that the eggs she laid have been taken away, and will not lay eggs in this nest next time, but will choose a more secluded place.
But as long as one or two eggs are left, or even two white ping pong balls are placed, they will think that their eggs are not lost and will continue to lay eggs in this nest.
This is the same as pheasants and wild ducks.
They don’t know how to count.
Only when the nest is empty will you notice something is wrong.
So when you find pheasant nests or wild duck nests in the reeds near the water, or somewhere in the fields and mountains, everyone will not take away all the eggs inside, but will leave two or three "nest-inducing eggs".
I can collect it several times in a row.
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's quickly build a house for the chickens. Uncle, I am the best at building houses. I built the stone houses where the little pigs live in Liu Nier's brother's house..."
After listening to what Chen Ling said, the little fat man raised his hands and shouted to ask for a tassel.
Liang Yuemin glanced at his expressive son and said, "If you want to build a house for the chickens, go ahead. We are all hungry and need to eat."
"Huh? Then I’d better go after eating.”
The little fat man was very clever. When he heard that he wanted to eat, he immediately changed his tune.
After hearing this, Chen Ling smiled and said: "Autumn has just entered, and the weather is still relatively hot. After building a chicken nest, eggs cannot be used to induce the nest, otherwise it will be broken after more than a week. We will do it later. After dinner, I have to make fake eggs with egg shells and keep them for later use.”
“Wow, fake eggs, I’m the best at making fake eggs. Uncle, leave it to me and I’ll make them beautiful for you. It's bright..."
The little fat man didn't even know what a fake egg was. After hearing this, he immediately raised his hands and started shouting.
“Bah, Xiao Ming, who did you learn this from? You can tell lies.”
Liang Hongyu said, blowing his mind.
"That's right, this lie comes as soon as he opens his mouth. He should be beaten." Qin Rongxian also gave his grandson a headache.
The little fat man covered his head and laughed.
He was not talking big words, he was clearly just saying it for fun and wanted to take it all for himself.
Had lunch.
Everyone began to prepare to build a chicken coop. The chicken coop doesn’t need to be too high, just about thirty centimeters is enough, that’s when choosing the location.
On the mountain, you should still choose a location with a gentle slope, so that when it rains, the chicken coop will not be flooded by water.
I found a better location on the mountain and built a row of chicken coops under the trees.
A few scattered here and there, crooked, are the masterpieces of Wang Zhenzhen and the little fat man.
There is strength in numbers, and by about four o'clock in the afternoon, the chicken coop was built, covered with wheat straw, and fake eggs were placed in it.
"Xiao Ming, you always come to uncle's house to work, so don't dare to come here again."
Chen Ling looked at the little fat man kneeling on the ground, covered in mud from playing , The mucus in my nose almost flowed into my mouth, and I didn't bother to wipe it. I crawled around with mud in my hands.
"No, I like to help uncle work best. Uncle, you can do whatever you want, you're welcome."
The little fat man shook his head, held up the mud in his hand and said: "Uncle Look, this is the pistol I made. When Ruirui gets older, you can give it to him to play with.”
Liu Yinhuan couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, and walked over to wipe his nose: "You call it a pistol. It's so ugly. If you don't know, you might think it was a puppy that pulled the daddy."
Qin Rongxian and the other two also Then laugh at him.
When the family comes to Chen Ling's place, they are very happy every time. Even doing any work is like playing, full of fun.
When it was time to leave in the evening, I still had more to say.
Chen Ling asked them to stay at night, but Liang Yuemin said that they were going to the countryside next. Since they were going home, they had to stay at Liu Yinhuan's house for two days.
Let's wait until Zhao Dahai and others come over.
......
But before Zhao Dahai and the others arrived, all the reporters from the provincial and municipal stations arrived the next day.
This guy is really not slow to come.
They came over even before Chen Ling had time to explore the reservoir at night.
Come if you come, anyway, even if they don't come, Lao Turtle's deeds and photos will have been spread out long ago.
After all, among the many people coming these days, there will always be someone carrying a camera.
Now it’s just a TV show.
Chen Ling said it didn't matter and didn't care.
This incident was reported together with the unknown creature in the reservoir. It is nothing more than another unsolved mystery and legendary story about water monsters.
When Wang Laishun came to call him, he was very quick. He changed into clean clothes and went, leading the two groups of reporters around the reservoir.
The main purpose is to introduce how Lao Turtle found it, what day, where, who saw it, and other questions.
After that, Chen Ling had nothing to do, so he just chatted with some idlers on the dam and the vendors who came here to sell things. After asking about the situation, he bought some melon seeds. , cracking melon seeds and watching the fun.
The remaining reporters waited from morning until noon to capture the scenes when the garlic and the others showed their signs.
Except for a few carrying cameras, most of these reporters are young girls.
I was yelling and screaming when I was taking pictures of the old turtle. After I finished taking the picture, I saw eels giving birth in the ditch, and there were a bunch of eel fry floating in the ditch. I was yelling again, and I also found people around Chen Ling. Kind of questioning.
Ask why the eel fry are black, why are so many of them gathered together, and why are they hiding under the stones beside the ditch...
This gang The young girls really chattered and asked endless questions. Little Lizi didn't have as many questions as they did. The noise made Chen Ling's forehead veins jump and his head hurt.
This is not the time for interviews, and there is no need for him to be on camera.
Chen Ling was too lazy to answer any of their questions, so he grabbed two or three young men from the roadside who were watching the fun and asked them to come over and play with the girls.
These half-grown men, around the age of sixteen or seventeen, have not yet asked for a wife, but they all know a little bit about men and women. Previously, they had been following them, staring at these young and beautiful reporters, thinking that they were beautiful and fashionable. , reluctant to leave.
Now, after being caught by Chen Ling, they immediately became nervous, their faces turned red, their tongues were tied, and they didn’t even have the guts to look up, let alone talk to anyone. .
It made the female reporters laugh out loud, while the gay men taking the camera kindly comforted them not to be nervous. After a while, Chen Ling arrested a few more young men, which gave them more courage. Now that I'm strong, you pushed me and let go a little bit.
They were nervous on the face, but secretly excited and happy in their hearts. They were also very grateful to Chen Ling for giving them the opportunity, and even praised him as a good person.
Next, they took over Chen Ling’s job and led people around.
They are all boys who grew up in the village. Although the reasons for many situations cannot be explained by the hundreds of thousands of young reporters, they have seen and played with most of them. It was quite lively when everyone was competing to express themselves.
After just walking around the village and outside the village, the topic inevitably came back to Chen Ling.
Especially female reporters from several provincial and Taiwanese stations were very interested in him and kept asking questions.
"Brother Fugui has a family a long time ago. He has a son this year. Well, let me think about it, his baby seems to have been born in early June. He should be almost two months old now."
The young man picked his fingers and did the math and said.
They still admire Chen Ling. They don't see him doing anything specifically on weekdays, but he makes money easily. Privately, the elders say that people make money just for fun.
I heard that even raised dogs are being offered exorbitant prices for.
In the past, someone would give me two thousand yuan if I caught two eels.
In short, it is very powerful.
It's a pity that they don't have that ability, they can't understand it, and they can't learn it.
"Ah? Brother Chen is already married. I see he is still so young..."
As a female reporter spoke, her face was already full of disappointment.
When the female reporters from the market saw it, they all laughed and laughed. They came to Chen Wangzhuang last year, knew Chen Ling, and bought his wolf meat.
At this time, everyone was making fun of the female reporter from the provincial station.
Tell her not to have a crush on others.
"What's wrong with you? It's useless even if you fall in love with her. She already has a son."
The lesbian admitted it generously, but she was very disappointed and regretful, "Really, getting married What are you doing so early? "
Chen Ling's appearance is not bad. Although he is dressed plainly, he is fair and clean, much cleaner than a farm man. With the sun and moon in his body, his temperament is not outstanding. , but he has a calm and natural atmosphere. After getting along with him for a long time, you will find that it is very comfortable to be with him.
It is normal for a young girl to fall in love with him.
"Huanhuan, look, there is another one just like you."
"When you first came here last year, were you also crazy?"
The reporter from the city station made a joke about one of the girls.
The other party was so frightened that he waved his hands quickly: "No, I'm not. I'm going to get married at the end of the year. You can't talk nonsense."
A group of people laughed after hearing this. The reporter from the station heard their conversation and asked about what happened last year. Hearing that wolves were hunted here and that Chen Ling's family also had two very ferocious hunting dogs that could hunt wolves, he was greatly moved.
Even several gay men were very interested after hearing this.
So they all asked the young men in the village to take them to Chen Ling's farm. It was just a stroll, and it was the same everywhere, so why couldn't we pick a place that sounded fun to us.
At this time, Chen Ling was taking advantage of the slightly cooler weather in the afternoon to thin out cabbage seedlings with his father-in-law in the vegetable garden.
Seeing this large group of reporters approaching, everyone was confused. He had asked people to take them around, so why did they find him here again?
How did he know that if he hadn't gotten married yet, he would definitely become the meat of Tang Monk in the eyes of these girls.
(End of this chapter)