Chapter 720 Cosmic Madness
1984 was really noisy towards the end of the year.
Ning Weimin’s own affairs were not smoothed out, and neither were his neighbors, relatives and friends.
Perhaps it is also because the pace of the times has indeed accelerated, and many things that people worry about are rushing together.
Since the National Day, two old ladies in Courtyard No. 2 of Shan'er Hutong have become obsessed with practicing Qigong following the epidemic in society.
This matter was led by Aunt Mi.
She thought it was a good thing to keep fit, so she asked Aunt Luo from the upper courtyard to attend a qigong class together.
If Aunt Bian hadn’t held an important position and was busy with a lot of big and small things every day, she would have been dragged into a ditch.
In short, from then on, Aunt Mi took Aunt Luo to Dongdan Park to practice Qigong and listen to lectures every morning, seriously and actively.
Sometimes, in order to practice, they don’t even bother to cook at home.
Nowadays, he is recuperating at home from time to time, just like the retired Master Luo, who can only make do with a hot meal for lunch.
If we put this aside, this is absolutely impossible.
With Master Luo’s temper, can he bear this?
But in the past two years, I don’t know whether it was because of the illness that he accepted his younger son back into the family.
Master Luo seems to have thought clearly, and understands that there is no filial son in bed for a long time, and health is the most important thing when a person is old. He also feels very sorry for his wife who has taken care of him all his life.
Out of guilt for bringing trouble to the family, he didn't want to interfere too much in the old woman's family affairs.
He thinks Aunt Luo finally has a hobby and should support it.
Anyway, practicing martial arts is just about practicing martial arts. This is not the time when you get chicken blood and you can also produce a mutated reaction.
It’s not just that drinking kombucha can cause insomnia, stomach problems and diarrhea.
On the contrary, my wife, who has a bad liver and some chronic diseases, has indeed become much better since she started practicing Qigong.
My Qi also feels much smoother, which is something I haven't been able to do after taking medicine for several years.
However, Master Luo couldn't stand the way his wife kept talking while practicing, and always felt that it was a joke to the neighbors.
Indeed, sometimes when the weather is bad, Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo don't go out, and they practice together under the toon tree next to the public tap water in the courtyard.
In industry terms, they are often in a magical state of nothingness, fantasy, and mist, and outsiders cannot disturb them.
Especially when finishing the exercise, the two practitioners not only have to squat on their crotches, but also have to exhale together.
"Collect--"
Well, it feels like I went to Nantianmen with Three Souls and Seven Souls for a walk and chatted with the Queen Mother for a while.
Neighbors in the yard came in and out, and when they saw the two people under the tree being so devilish, everyone shook their heads and laughed.
Both Master Luo and Master Mi will inevitably blush for this.
The heads of each household in the courtyard once held an extensive discussion meeting about this.
It was a weekend. Two Qigong enthusiasts went out to practice Qigong. Uncle Bian came back from fishing.
I happened to meet Master Luo and Master Mi who were smoking together in the courtyard. Out of curiosity, Uncle Bian asked them about it.
“Hey, let me tell you, you two, your family has been gathering together every day recently, standing in the courtyard with your eyes closed and working hard, which part are you practicing?”
Master Luo smiled awkwardly and said that he only knew it was called cosmic power.
Master Mi knew a little more, so he kept playing for Aunt Mi.
"The name of this qigong is quite big. To tell you the truth, my family practiced it because of the word 'universe'. The universe is all-encompassing, and it can also connect with the people of the universe. I heard that Once it is connected, not only can all difficult and complicated diseases be cured without taking medicine or injections, but it can also achieve the effect of a day in the sky and a year on the earth."
Uncle Bian felt a little dizzy.
"Ah? If you have already treated difficult and complicated diseases like this, why do you need hospitals and doctors?"
At this time, Kang Shude went out to pour out the dirt, happened to hear it, shook his head, and joined in. A few words.
"Now the parks are full of people doing this. If you want to open your eyes and see everything, go to the Temple of Heaven Park. Every morning before nine o'clock, there are people crying, laughing, rolling on the ground, and crowding around. There are people running around the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests, banging their heads against trees, talking nonsense with their hands in the air and closing their eyes.”
"There is a middle-aged woman who hugs a big tree next to the sound wall and calls her daddy every day. She is stunned to say that this tree was entrusted by her father to bear children. But the tree is over 500 years old, and she is the two great-grandfathers together. Together they are not even half as old as that tree. There is another one who seems to be stupid. He slaps himself in the mouth with a big slap at the door of Tianzhai Palace, and his face is swollen. He can't stop him. A steel pot is put on the head, which is said to be the principle of a TV antenna, so that it can be easily sensed by heaven and humans. "
"Hey, you can't even see this scenery if you want to. It's even more evil than the previous ones. Sex. Huh, if this continues, won't the capital become a big lunatic asylum sooner or later? I also told you that Wei Min is currently cooperating with Tiantan Park to contact the Tiantan Police Station to jointly clean up these people. It's so outrageous. "
"Don't blame me for being meddlesome. If you can give me advice at home, can't you try a different exercise method? Although there is no conclusion on whether this Qigong is superstition or human body science. If your brain is damaged, it will be too late to regret..."
Uncle Bian immediately expressed his approval with emotion.
"Hey, no! What kind of cosmic power is this? This is Mei Lanfang's "Universe Feng (Crazy)"!"
What is obsession?
That is to ignore scientific common sense, physical laws, and causal logic.
On the other hand, we believe in those fallacies and heresies that are invisible and intangible as the truth.
After that conversation, both Master Luo and Master Mi took Kang Shude's words at heart, and after returning home, they each persuaded their wives at home to change their ways.
But the problem is that the two old ladies are obsessed with it, and they are actually unhappy because of it.
Aunt Mi said to Master Mi, "What is the universe crazy? Who has lost his mind? Weimin wants to clean up the people who practice Qigong in Temple of Heaven Park? How could he do such a stupid thing. No, I have to talk about him later. He just I’m not afraid of hurting Tianhe. I might never have good luck in this life.”
“Bah! You didn’t go to the class. Doesn’t it mean that you haven’t seen it? It doesn’t exist. Can you see the air? How can you breathe without it? I’ll do the same tomorrow. It’s called an information pot.”
"I also tell you, don't mess around with others in the future. Practicing requires absolute concentration and no distractions. If you interfere like this, our information lines will wander in the universe, and we will not be able to find the people in the universe at all. "This is the most damaging thing to one's vitality, you know?"
Aunt Luo also said to Master Luo, "Don't look at it, I haven't even connected with the people from the universe." But that’s because I haven’t mastered my skills yet, and maybe I’m not sincere enough. Aunt Mi said, just invite the master to come here for individual tutoring.”
“Don’t you. I know, that master is really capable. I heard that there was an old lady in Langfang Yitiao who had been paralyzed on the kang for fifteen years. After practicing the Universal Kung Fu for less than half a month, she stood up in a daze and can now be alone. I went out to buy fried liver. I also saw with my own eyes that an old man named Sun had cataracts removed by a master using qigong. He could see it after only a few visits! God or not? ”
"That's what I think. Don't you have lumbar muscle strain? Massage can only relieve it, but it can't cure it. Then we might as well invite the master to treat you. If I cure it for you, how great would it be? . Let’s give it a try, it’s still a hope. Anyway, we won’t suffer any loss.”
People are like this, when their own interests are involved, everyone may be confused.
"Master, can you just come to our small family?"
Master Luo, who was suffering from illness, changed his attitude unknowingly.
Aunt Luo swears by it.
"Don't look at the fact that there are so many disciples who request to teach Qigong alone, it is difficult for the master to separate themselves. But Aunt Mi and I also asked a few people who were learning Qigong to go and tell the master together. The master agreed and said that as soon as there was one, Time is coming to us. Being sincere is the best thing. The bigger the master, the more approachable he is. As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to meet, but the devil is difficult to deal with..."
Not to mention, after a few days, this The master has really arrived.
The first impression this person gave Master Luo was a strong foreign accent. "Does Aunt Luo live here?"
When Aunt Luo came out of the house, she was very surprised. She turned out to be a master of teaching!
Immediately, there was a feeling of being overjoyed, flattered, blessed, and earth-shaking.
That was to quickly invite the master in and ask him excitedly how he found him.
The master declared with a master's attitude, "I don't have to look for it, my feeling brought me here."
As a result, it only took two minutes at most for Aunt Mi to finish speaking. Then he followed him into the house.
He kept complaining, "Master, why did you come in first and didn't wait for me? Really, I was looking for you outside the courtyard..."
This made Master Luo feel that the master's words were a bit out of touch.
At this time, the master had already sat down, and Aunt Luo offered fragrant tea attentively.
Aunt Mi also brought various American candies from her home for everyone to taste, which were mailed by Mi Xiaoran from the United States.
The master said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, I won't treat you well if you're polite..."
Then he pulled out a large handful seemingly casually, and took out half of it. All the candies were put into his pocket, and then he picked a piece of chocolate candy and put it in his mouth to eat.
This behavior made Master Luo even more suspicious.
After thinking for a while, he asked the master where he came from.
The master replied, "Wherever you go."
Master Luo estimated in his heart that if he asked where he was going next, the master would definitely tell him where to go.
I simply didn’t ask, and asked the master where his fairyland was.
The master looked a little confused, "What is Fairyland?"
Master Luo said, "It's my hometown."
The master replied, "My hometown is on Taiyi Mountain."
This time Master Luo turned around, "Where is the Taiyi Mountain you mentioned?"
The master looked proud and said, "Huh? Taiyi Mountain is famous. It is the place where I studied. How come you don't know about it?"
Master Luo said, "I have heard of Taibai Mountain and Taihang Mountain, but I have never heard of Taiyi Mountain..."
Master Luo said, "Taiyi Mountain is just north of Pingding Mountain, east of Taihang Mountain, and at the north gate of Dahe County. There is a pig-head meat seller, and his family lives at the foot of Taiyi Mountain. It’s not strange that Xie doesn’t know. Xie is an outsider, so naturally he doesn’t know what’s going on inside.”
Aunt Mi. To show my admiration, I couldn't help but interject.
"No, he doesn't practice Kung Fu and doesn't know anything."
Master Luo snorted coldly, "I don't practice Kung Fu, but I know Bei."
The master didn't understand the meaning of what people in the capital said at all. He didn't realize that Master Luo was teasing him at all, and he continued to talk nonsense.
“Well, it’s not easy to know the north. The capital is so vast that once you get into the subway, it becomes a chaotic world. There are so many winding overpasses on the ground. How many people can find Bei? Not only can't they find Bei, but many of them can't even find Huaibaishu Xiejie Hotel. Otherwise, I'm afraid you don't know that I have finished my work today and wanted to go to someone else's house. Yes, but suddenly I received a message that my superiors asked me to come here..."
Aunt Luo asked in surprise, "What superiors?"
Master's expression? He nodded solemnly.
“Well, my superior is a cosmic person.”
After a pause, he said, "Since my superior asked me to come, I dare not not come. My superior also told me in advance that this family is a good person and should not suffer from illness. I think you should go and help them. This is also It's my duty, why am I here..."
Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo couldn't help but be surprised.
“I bet your superiors know what we think?”
The master was so embarrassed that he was frothing at the mouth.
"Don't you know? If you have a thought underground, it will be like a thunder in the universe..."
Okay, this is getting more and more outrageous.
Master Luo couldn't stand listening at all, and his words towards the master were full of disrespect.
And he was quite resistant to the master’s attempt to use his energy to cure his illness.
But the master is not as knowledgeable as him.
Because people have already seen that the only thing that can benefit him in this place are the two female disciples in front of him.
The master only focused on Aunt Luo and Aunt Mi.
He said that his Qigong method is too strong. Although it specializes in treating serious illnesses and difficult and complicated diseases, it also requires a certain foundation to receive the Qigong method.
Master Luo's disease was too small, and he only had it for a short time, and he refused to practice Kung Fu.
If you want to inherit your own cosmic power, your illness can be cured, but I am afraid it will also damage your foundation and ruin your blessings for the rest of your life.
Why don't you lend some skills to Aunt Luo, and then let her use the skills to treat Master Luo's illness at a fixed time every day.
Although it needs to be slower, slowly drawing on it in this way is the way to complete your merits.
Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo were very happy when they heard this. They didn’t allow Master Luo to say anything more, and they kept asking the master how he could borrow his power.
The master said it was easy to handle.
The best time is at night, when the moon and stars are out.
As long as Aunt Luo practices a set of exercises with him as a courtyard boy, she will be able to feel the information and energy of the universe.
Aunt Mi was still a little worried, saying that it was a cloudy day today, and if the clouds covered the moon at night, there would be no stars.
The master said that there is no need to worry, the band of the universe’s information can be changed and adjusted at any time.
It’s just that he must rest quietly before he can exert his power, and no one can approach him.
Aunt Luo immediately fulfilled her promise and made room for everyone to rest.
Then he asked the master if he had any taboos.
The master said no taboo.
Aunt Luo said, "It's easy to handle if you don't mind. It's rare for you to come to our small courtyard. I have to cook you some good dishes and entertain you well."
That's it. , Master Luo can no longer forcefully drive people away.
Especially recently, he just made do with lunch, and it was good to have a good meal.
He said it in his heart, it was just cheating for a meal, and it didn’t matter who got the advantage. Anyway, it’s good for you and me.
(End of this chapter)